Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dean Pentel]

When it comes right down to it, detractors don't have much power unless you're giving them something to talk about. The idea that pointing out and mocking his behavior is a bigger issue for his channel than the behavior itself is...a strange take from our local loony.

My brother in Christ,

I know you're new-ish here so I'll let you in on a secret: it's actually not at all strange for fucking stupid people to do and say fucking stupid stuff.

 

[Tackleberry]

Law Talk with Mike

I only recall seeing him once (got me hooked on his channel after his appearance), and that was mid-last year sometime; as I neared the end of my rope with Nick. Mike looked thoroughly uncomfortable most of the time; laughing as a courtesy to most of what was going on.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What exactly were his wrong legal interpretations? I know he was getting some flack for his handling of Montigraph suing him and there was him screaming "OBJECT" through out the Rittenhouse trial but I really can't think of anything else.

His Weeb Wars arc was full of bombastic proclamations of how EASY the case was going to be.

He also was SHOCKED when Kim Potter got sent up for pulling a gun instead of a Taser.

There are more, but these are the ones I recall at present.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I'm not saying he would or wouldn't show up but listing him either way seems dishonest to me, dude had a stroke not too long ago, I don't even know if he ever returned to his own show.

He's been back at it, but at a less frequent pace.

Seems like he's made a great recovery. Happy for him in that regard.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

His Weeb Wars arc was full of bombastic proclamations of how EASY the case was going to be.

He also was SHOCKED when Kim Potter got sent up for pulling a gun instead of a Taser.

There are more, but these are the ones I recall at present.

Dude, ok for one the Vic thing he always said that Vic should win but always qualified that it was a 50-50 shot, at best, of him winning assuming it even got that far. And two him thinking the Kim Potter trial was the wrong outcome isn't him interpreting the law wrong. What you said is disingenuous at best. I don't like the direction that Nick's going either but we don't need to lie or exaggerate about what he's said to make him look bad. His drunkenness and creepy lewdness does that enough.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Dude, ok for one the Vic thing he always said that Vic should win but always qualified that it was a 50-50 shot, at best, of him winning assuming it even got that far. And two him thinking the Kim Potter trial was the wrong outcome isn't him interpreting the law wrong. What you said is disingenuous at best. I don't like the direction that Nick's going either but we don't need to lie or exaggerate about what he's said to make him look bad. His drunkenness and creepy lewdness does that enough.

I will ignore the snide commentary.

'You know what a TCPA is? In this case, it is like setting 10.000 dollars on fire! Good luck with that!' - Nick Rekieta 2019 (Paraphrased)

In Potter's case, the ruling going against Potter actually *does* mean that he was wrong on the law. It does not mean this it is the right decision, but it means that he was wrong on the law as it was applied.

Am I the only one who remembers him counselling people who engage in marathons and walks for charity to 'preserve their rights' by lining out items in the health and safety waivers that volunteers hand out? His take was that the volunteer was acting as a legal agent of the event, and by accepting the modified waiver form, they locked the event into the modified terms of the contract. Can you imagine that ACTUALLY working?

The point is not that he willfully misconstrues and lies about the law, but that he has almost nil experience in trial practice. You might be right about what the outcome should be, but you need the skill to make the judge and jury see it your way.

Laws are written on paper and explained by practice.

 

[Maude Snew]

but that he has almost nil experience in trial practice.

He's very experienced at shit talking judges to their face and showing up in shorts to a law office though. In fact if you take his words and a bunch of circumstantial evidence it almost seems like a lot of the people he interacts with seem to not like him. Probably a bunch of incel prudes too.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Another archive from Friday, May the 19th into the weekend.


The effect of technology on LOCALS has an effect?

basedfromMars​	Why is locals ass at loading the chat now
aloTripleDs​	Girl it’s been so wack for weeks idk

TheMildOne​

Their development team has the work ethic of a Florida waitress

Mad_Amos​

Their single developer in bangalore india is devoted to crowder's show

Pondering the mysteries of Life and Nina:

Sally78​

Why do women pretend to be stupid

Jenna_c​

Some are

Brimstoneddd​

Most of them don't pretend

Sally78​

Okay

Nick Simp fact-checked?

Spoiler: I can just imagine his 'dating advice' stream chat now..

Brimstoneddd​

As a matter of biology, it is a fact that a woman in her 40s has already peaked... Why does Nick fucking lie about this?

AzRattler​

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, damn it way to much estrogen

kpklukken​

Stream officially Trans faggotry now... 80% testosterone loss for 80% estrogen increase....

JimSatala​

Can we have an intelligent conversation

KassiopiaJ​

This soulless ginger's drunken attention-seeking/compliment fishing is getting old.

chechunia​

We hate fake women

Jenna_c​

Cut her OFF

panzerdood​

INTELLIGENCE IS ON VACTION

TMFSquid​

I’m going to shoot my TV if she says spreadsheets or Podcast again

WHY!?

panzerdood​

I want to bread my chicken nuggets wt Anna’s dried discharge flakes

Closeted Nick confirmed?

Arttheclown​

Would you be surprised if in less than 5 years Nick came out as completely gay and his wife turned out to be his best friend?

Arttheclown​

All I'm learning here is that if you take away Nick's ability to be a streamer, he's just going to be somebody's milk gimp in the shed.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I still (8 months on from the molly binge at the Gay 90's) see people asking "wait, what is wrong with my hecking trad dad christian weeb wars hero Rackets?" I'm sure you've seen similar on Elissa's comments over the last few months. And that's just from the small minority who are clued in enough to pay attention to forums or comment sections.

Even if you’re actively following LawTube™ drama, you’ve got to actively search for takes shitting on Nick. The other clip channels and his LawTube buddies are consistently noseguarding. I think the organic backlash in the Rumble and YouTube chat where the normies can see it is probably a much bigger real issue for Nick.

Yeah but presumably the vast majority of the LawTube buddies who are running cover for him (and the former LawTube buddies who haven't been on his channel for a while) all know the real story of what's going on.

I think the organic backlash in the Rumble and YouTube chat where the normies can see it is probably a much bigger real issue for Nick.

I agree. Seems like there's been a few Friday trainwrecks in a row which caused a revolt in the comment sections (of YouTube, anyway, I'm pretty sure Rumble comments are hidden without an account). This has the effect of being self-reinforcing, since Rekieta takes criticism so horribly.

Closeted Nick confirmed?

Arttheclown​

Would you be surprised if in less than 5 years Nick came out as completely gay and his wife turned out to be his best friend?

Arttheclown​

All I'm learning here is that if you take away Nick's ability to be a streamer, he's just going to be somebody's milk gimp in the shed.

Oh man. I wasn't ready for the "Art becomes the resident Locals detractor" arc. This has the potential for some great content.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Lovely:

Still-Life-​

I would watch Cuties but I'm not paying

If you have no passion, you should DIE!

Spoiler: Art's prescription for life

Arttheclown​

I've watched him for a few years. The only thing he cares about is being relevant. And he has not been relevant in quite some time. He doesn't believe in anything, He has no self-control, And in my opinion, He's taking up space on this planet that needs to be removed. Too many passionless people.

Ari_Rose​

Dick, Nick, or both?

Arttheclown​

I was talking about vito... But.. given a few missteps... I guess anybody could become that way.

Incisive critique of Nick? And Art hates nudes?

Spoiler: Since when?

Arttheclown​

"I'm 41 and I love nude women. I've only ever had 1 so I'm really into new ones"

Arttheclown​

Definitely. I make all my own bone broths with it. I'm about to have some right now because my stomach is upset from listening to these fucking cunts talk about tits and ass all day

DependasaurusRex​

I feel you, haha

Arttheclown​

The locals chat has become four times as intelligent and deep thinking as it's host. All he wants to do is drive his fancy new car and talk about pussy that he never got.

DependasaurusRex​

Yeah, and we are over "her".

Arttheclown​

It seems to be the consensus... Started off with Nick being interesting and multifaceted..Now it just seems that he wants to be a 25-year-old single guy with a fast car. Kind of depressing.

Ari_Rose​

I saw it coming when the rumble deal went through & the freedom to say what you want on political matters was used as freedom to say every perverted thing you’d get demonetized for on YT.

Arttheclown​

Mmmmmm. I guess I didn't. And maybe hegatistically I thought I could appeal to his higher mind. He's very intelligent. He's just letting his adolescent lizard brain win out. And make no mistake, nothing anyone says will ever get through to that stubborn little fucking egg-shaped head of his.

JD_McWiggles​

Art is over 40, he used too many words

Ari_Rose​

Unless he’s tricked into believing it was his own idea. Or he sees a way to make it look like it was. I know bc I struggle w/ ODD too.

Arttheclown​

I tried that technique on him once or twice... Doesn't work. When you talk to him, He doesn't listen to a thing you say. Too busy wrapped up in what's happening in his own life.

Arttheclown​

But he's convinced himself that "He's a great listener who loves to hear people's stories"

Ari_Rose​

Money’ll do that. I know you’re familiar with all the many times Jesus warned about its effect on our souls.

Ari_Rose​

I haven’t seen His points on it disproven yet.

Arttheclown​

Well...yes... The root of all evil and all of that...But that's too simplistic.My opinion of Nick is someone that never got attention cuz he was a fucking nerd growing up and then became a male cheerleader. That wasn't a cool thing to be.He also really did never have sex with anyone until his wife..Now all of a sudden he fashions himself some sort of sex and love guru?! Yeah... "Physician, heal thyself"

RilW​

I agree that that one verse does make it too simplistic. I’m the type to keep verses in their original context & look at what was written through the eyes of the writer, during the time it was written, as well as consider all other places where that topic is mentioned. Don’t you think if Nick wasn’t as successful & financially & socially comfortable as he is now his mind would have less opportunity to wonder into these childish things?

Arttheclown​

I think that easy money makes for easy moral compromise

Ari_Rose​

Yep. And it’s almost as if it’s against the laws of the universe for anyone to be above the temptations.

Arttheclown​

No one is above the temptation. No one. And although I am definitely shitting on Nick tonight, I see a ton of good in that imaginative heart of his. I want to throw a mirror up in his face and showing the best in himself. Even if it doesn't work.

Ari_Rose​

He needs it. That’s what brothers do. It’s like the proverb “He who spares the rod hates his son.” -only in brotherly sense.

Arttheclown​

I think he does but he hates it when I tell him. He'd rather just talk about fun and party times. The difference between him and I, Is that I did all the things that he wants to do when I was young. He didn't get to do them because he made a family at such a young age.

Ari_Rose​

Yeah it’d have to be on a day when he’s doing a daytime stream or something.

Arttheclown​

I'm not talking about here. We've spoken privately. He seemed to enjoy our conversations until I didn't want to talk about fun anymore. I feel too old. And I like feeling old. My idea of a man gracefully aging, is looking back on his accomplishments in his stories with amusement. Not trying to relive them or capture something he didn't.

Ari_Rose​

So my forte in college was interpersonal communication, & public speaking, & having 6 kids in a blended family makes me an expert mediator, & based on what you said there, I’d say what will work is saying it where there’s a witness, like in chat on a more low-key slow-moving night, or a locals stream.

Arttheclown​

I'm doing it publicly right now He reads it sometimes. And then he says "Stop being ghey". A man with a million dollar vocabulary resorting to a juvenile bankrupt repository.

Ari_Rose​

Not good.

Arttheclown​

He has an extraordinary ability with words. But he's choosing to waste them by describing the size of strangers nipples. That's......"ghey"

Ari_Rose​

Lol!!! Well nice job helping someone (me) find some humor in it by saying it bluntly like that.

Chat piles on to Jess not complimenting her husband:

Spoiler: No sign of dissent in that AWKWARD situation

Mandy_K​	@RekietaLawI'll compliment him. He has a cute face. I love his white teeth. He's clearly clean and groomed.
SteveAutism​	It’s true. Father of her child and she can’t say one thing
JessicaReloaded​	I have a headache lol
Trgreatorex​	It’s so weird why can’t she give him a complement in HIS LOOKS
AzRattler​	Feminist cunt and this dude gets pegged, he's trying to escape at this point
Mr--K​	nicks getting moist
Arttheclown​	Hate blue eyes?!
jessweg28​	Damn Nick, u love my name!
JMcConn​	She simply Can Not come up with a single compliment for her husband. Gentleman, I present: women
RumbleUsernames​	Casey's great, and I didn't even hate Jess until a couple minutes ago.

JMcConn​

Imagine needing 3 people to spend 13 minutes to extract a compliment for your husband

Ari_Rose​

I wonder if he’s cheated on her & that’s why he doesn’t feel like he has a right to be mad at her struggling to compliment him & why she is struggling.

AzRattler​

Seriously I hope her channel dies, it only took about 40 requests for that dude to come in and talk, and it was clear why she wanted him out, she's just another leftist feminist hiding behind being a conservative female. I'm sick of these skanks

They recognise cringe:

Spoiler: Is chat more self-aware than Nick? Yes.

Arttheclown​

This entire stream was brought to you by "Elissa clips" ugh.

Trgreatorex​

I just realized the rumble rants are going to be a night Mayer

CharliePeace​

Can someone please save this stream before Nick is going to 100% definitely for sure delete it for her sake

Arttheclown​

She was ultra sloppy hammered. Nicks Friday streams pretty much exist now to feed kiwi farms and Elissa clips.

JosephShmoeseph​

Well, sloppy drink autistic bitch then. And kiwi farms eats anything

Parasocial connection is a hell of a drug

Shredward​

Hey Nick, sorry for being weird in Vegas but I’ve lost two brothers and more friends than I can count on one hand due to overdose, but you and the crew are solid good people, it’s sobering and inspiring, ya’ll keep doing your thing, much love and respect

Nick called out by a FAT

Spoiler: FAT striked back at Nick's Dunning-Kruger

ChankkSaotome​

I know @RekietaLaw's heart is in the right place, and again I agree very strongly WITH him on a TECHNICAL level... but also on said technical level he is LITERALLY RETARDED and anyone following his "advice" carte blanche IS going to harm themselves doing so. Nick is NOT a dietician or a physical therapist or any such in between. When he says "EAT LESS" he's right. When he says "STOP EATING" he is begging for some corpse's family to sue him for harm done.

Arttheclown​

Agreed. And he's a moron about carbohydrates.

wehearwell​

If anyone follows Nick’s advice to the letter they clearly deserve to die a little bit, tho lol

TheMildOne​	What do you want....every youtube show to come with disclaimers because some retard will take comedy literally?
ChankkSaotome​	I've never reached that point but I do have a fairly balanced intake... I WAS like 50% protein, 50% everything else... but I'm moving toward 30% protein, 60% veg/fruit/vita, and natural fats/olive for cooking. And a whole GODDAMN LOT of water. 3~4 liters (1 gallon) a day.

 

[Chibitzen]

Oh man. I wasn't ready for the "Art becomes the resident Locals detractor" arc. This has the potential for some great content.

Well, he's done a good job playing the Local clown up to this point. Maybe he's gunning for TIC's crown. Is it touching the cow to DM the parasocial circus animal and point him here? He needs to get anointed by Null's banhammer so that he can pick up TIC's main questline and continue where he left off. TIC lately looks like he's stuck on Ground Hog day in Elissa's comment section. It's depressing.

Not An Edit: It's a joke!

Pondering the mysteries of Life and Nina:

Sally78​

Why do women pretend to be stupid

Jenna_c​

Some are

Brimstoneddd​

Most of them don't pretend

Sally78​

Okay

Lol.

"You were supposed to make me feel smart, you cheeky little shits!"

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The point is not that he willfully misconstrues and lies about the law, but that he has almost nil experience in trial practice. You might be right about what the outcome should be, but you need the skill to make the judge and jury see it your way.

Fuck me running man this is what I mean. I asked what was he wrong about in his legal interpretations because I don't keep up with this thread, grown colder about watching his streams, and have just stopped watching altogether recently. You respond with 2 exaggerations, at best, about shit I was there for. I tell you you're wrong and you follow up by cranking it up even further. Let's assume you didn't pull that quote about the TCPA out of your ass. How does that change Nick always saying that Vic's case was an uphill battle? And was that quote before 2 things no one could've seen coming, Chup and Ty Beard bizarrely thinking he could witness his own document like he was a first year law student? I don't even know how to address the Potter stuff. He was wrong about the law because a jury convicted her because a judge and jury are never wrong and that's law unless it's the wrong decision then he's wrong about how it was applied?

This is why people like Nick or the Gunt can discredit the site and any work that's done on it. "willfully misconstrues and lies about the law" You make it sound like he's a sovereign citizen and not someone you disagree/are mad with or gets things wrong from time to time. All he has to do is point to your post and go "look at these retards who are so angry at me that they lie about me lying about the law". Call him a cuck, call him a faggot, call him an out of touch boomer coomer wannabe comedian who's jokes run the gamut of calling people fat to doing an embarrassingly long Nazi impression anytime Jews are mentioned. You called him, a lawyer regardless of his quality, someone who lies about the law.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Chat does the spoopy:

Spoiler: Once calls upon the spirits

SquishyHunter​

I'm at an event to indict somebody into Santeria. Two nights ago, I straight up saw a dude get possessed

Southanarchist​	Wow, I thought Santeria was all but gone
SquishyHunter​	Spirit was some old Afro-Cuban spirit. Spoke Spanish with a rough, gravelly voice. Went to the Santeros, prayed with them, laughed after every sentence. Asked for rum to get poured into his hand. Then put a cigar stub in the rum and FUCKING ATE IT.
Southanarchist​	Nice
SquishyHunter​	after that he left the shaman. Dude channeling the spirit wasn't happy when he came to with a mouth full of cigar ash.
SquishyHunter​	Its alive and well bro. Hundreds of thousands of practitioners, but its all underground. My MIL is a priestess.

SquishyHunter​	A lot of good people, but there are a lot of evil people who can practice it. Gotta be careful.
Southanarchist​	Wow you married a pagan?
SquishyHunter​	Wife is Catholic. MIL is a priestess

SquishyHunter​

So, my Father In Law married a pagan.

Southanarchist​

I bet that makes for interesting conversations around Christmas time

SquishyHunter​

Never a dull moment. Chickens are always nervous around my MIL. Also can't ever cheat on my wife, the spirits would tattle.

SquishyHunter​

If these santeros ever found out about the pedophile death cult in charge of the US Govt, we'd be seeing a hell of a spiritual war.

Escalating of off meds?

Still-Life-​

You CAUGHT me I'm a TERRORIST CUNT. So do Something FAGGOT.

Still-Life-​

Soul-less little fucks.

Still-Life-​

My future victims.

Paranoid much? Discussion of Sally's doxx and illegality

Spoiler: MEPMEP seems insane

This one must lurk obsessively on Tor

MEPMEP​

Waifu and Cunthia karma is going to get you bitches.

Buzzion​	huh?
Mad_Amos​	What?

MEPMEP​

Just an fyi. I tell people when thet have to stuck to their shoe. Girl your personal info is doxxed on kiwifarms. Name, address, phone numbers, etc.

Sally78​	I heard thanks...what's the name on address
MEPMEP​	You want me to doxx you in here? Jesus no. I have standards.
Sally78​	Well is it Sally or a different name...if it's doxed on kiwi it doesn't really matter
Buzzion​	You can't "dox" someone to themselves if they ask the question
MEPMEP​	Go look yourself on kiwifarms

Sally78​	I don't go in kiwi
Buzzion​	Why don't you just say it
MEPMEP​	Bc I want no part of the liability
MEPMEP​	Each state/ countries doxing laws are different
Buzzion​	What's funny is Sally asked you if it said Sally or a different name. And you couldn't even tell her that. That's not even anything close to doxxing. And that behavior is just such gay kiwifag shit.
kpklukken​	Don't think doxing is technically illegal anywhere in the USA. swatting is though.
MEPMEP​	I'm not a kiwifarmer jackass. Yas know what im tired of being nice. Y'all are on your own.
MEPMEP​	Actually doxing is illegal is certain states. Swatting is illegal yes.

Buzzion​

name one

kpklukken​

Only if it is done within the state. Across boarders it becomes a federal matter and it's not illegal federally. And i am not aware of any place where it is illegal but even so it would be a misdemenour which is a nothing burger

TheMildOne​

Is mepmep deleting all of their messages?

Sally78​

Utah doxing laws

kpklukken​	Most doxxing laws actually target public workers and stuff. Not all states with laws against doxxing protect the general public
MEPMEP​	That's a blanket statement. The laws are catching up to cybercrime.
TheMildOne​	I guess mepmep just blocked me or something

MEPMEP​

And those idiot's who are foreigners... our 1st Amendment doesn't protect non- Americans.

What?????? No, LOL!

kpklukken​	this is because technically your address is considered public. Doxxing can only be "illegal" if it's considered to be done in a malicious or harassing nature. They are sharing public info otherwise which is legal
kpklukken​	which is why it's a misdemeanor as well
Sally78​	It's whatever..
MEPMEP​	That's only Utah law.
Sally78​	Correct
kpklukken​	My statement covers all states.
kpklukken​	currently
kpklukken​	Your address is considered public information and always has been
MEPMEP​	I wasn't sure if someone had informed you. I was trying to be nice and give you a heads up.
kpklukken​	it only becomes legally considered zdoxxing when it is used for non public perpose
MEPMEP​	Actually, it doesn't.
kpklukken​	Your address is public information regaurdless of the state so yes it does

MEPMEP​

Stop blanketing laws of all 50 states. You don't personally know the law of all 50.

kpklukken​

Your address is covered by federal law and federally your address if public

CGoody564​	Absolutely correct. Public info is public.
MEPMEP​	Not if your address is protected.
CGoody564​	This is what we call an exception
CGoody564​	He's still absolutely correct
MEPMEP​	You're not a lawyer.
Buzzion​	Yeah no one in here is a supreme court justice
CGoody564​	Don't have to be

MEPMEP​	Not all addresses are public information. Stop it.
CGoody564​	Don't want that shit to happen? Don't put yourself out there. She's a YouTuber. It comes with the territory
CGoody564​	Generally speaking yes they are. Again, there are exceptions, but that's why they're called exceptions
MEPMEP​	When did this chat bc hostile

CGoody564​

When did pointing out that address are public information become hostile? That's ridiculous

Buzzion​

paranoid kiwifag shit

MEPMEP​

I know you like to interject into things. Before you posted people were demanding receipts for shit they can look up themselves. Lazy bitches

MEPMEP​	I decided to not be nice anymore. Nice people get shit on
Sally78​	Demanding and asking after two different things... It's all good... Not lazy just refuse to go on farms
MEPMEP​	Fuck that shit

Mad_Amos​

Not our responsibility to prove your assertions. Fuck right off with that shit. You say something, you prove it fucker.

MEPMEP​

Stop being a lazy fag and do your own research. Twat

Chat can FIGHT!

Spoiler: Multiple confirmed kills and trained in advanced hand-to-hand combat

SirVieVal​

lol just remembered that camelot and his guest were talking about how theyve been in either 0 or 2 fights, respectively. jesus christ. how many fights have u guys been in?

SirVieVal​

i literally wouldnt be able to count them all

Mad_Amos​	Counting school?
Mad_Amos​	Less than 5
SirVieVal​	yeah if u can remember throwing hands it counts
Mad_Amos​	I'm generally armed as an adult. I try to avoid shooting people

SirVieVal​

same. last time i really got my ass kicked, quote unquote, i had my hand on my 7" belt knife telling them to stop the whole time. but i was at a bonfire type party i had helped host so if i started stabbing two drunk dudes just for teaming up on me it'd ruin my evening

SirVieVal​	my 23 yo buddy has never been punched in anger
SirVieVal​	i cant count how many times ive been kicked while down, or had my nose bloodied
AgBiochemist​	I’ve been in 2. Won both by just throwing a fuck ton of punches. Thank fuck I was in my prime lol
SirVieVal​	overwhelming attack counts for alot lol
sanglant​	it's not the best idea, but eventually i learnt a closed pocket knife is a great compliance tool.
AgBiochemist​	I was skinny and somewhat fit. The other guy was fat plus we were on a school bus. So I had speed, movablity, and quantity to my advantage
SirVieVal​	yeah nowadays i have alot more tools with the open hand, and intermediate options before i reach the pistol. the knife is mostly in case of dogs or similar. oc is a great carry idea

Still-Life-​	I boxed and used bags as a teeneger, I would punch bare until my knuckles bled and everybody at school was like, 'holy fuck, what a psycho'. There was this douche bag with gorilla arms and he used to knock my ass out with wide hooks, so I prefer to grab and throw. Just get them into a ground and pound. Then it's all over.
Still-Life-​	I love talking shit and I'm super comfortable with violence.
Freedom1982​	Lol 1 in 2nd grade but mine wasn't fare someone else held the kid and I hit him. Unless beating up my younger sister counts lol
aCompleteRandom​	In ring or street fights? Couple street fights. Ton of boxing/amateur mma. Long time ago though.
SirVieVal​	decent technique. be able to take damage and negate their advantage
SirVieVal​	i'd say any count. you're gaining applicable skill and stepping up to get beat up
Freedom1982​	Lol I was the one beat up because I was really quiet
Still-Life-​	Yeah, it's basically step ito their circle, not feel pain, grab them and beat the breaks off.
Still-Life-​	Pain doesn't me shit to me when I'm heated.
SirVieVal​	yeah ive never felt pain in a fight
Still-Life-​	Get's me high actually.
SirVieVal​	had my nose busted my a head grab to knee slam, later my buddy said he fully expected a knock out. didnt even feel it, squared up with my nose gushing and went at him again
Freedom1982​	My husband was a fighter in school

sanglant​	blacking out, and coming to with them out cold, also works.
aCompleteRandom​	While the adrenaline's pumping, pain isn't a thing. Just something to hype up your awareness and reaction speed. It's the afterward where the hurt sets in. I've won and lost both. The suffering is good for you though. Builds character, and a decent respect for your fellow man.
SirVieVal​	i was the bullied kid but with an over developed sense of justice, so i'd fight fuckers for disrespecting me eventually
SirVieVal​	if it was sadistic
Still-Life-​	Grab the head and knee the face until they collapse

SirVieVal​	i plan to never brawl. if i fight u its cause ov didnt work and i dont feel legally safe stabbing u. but i am gonna target anatomical collapse. inside of the knee. trachea. hip breaking. grab your pectoral tendon as u punch and rip ur bicep out
SirVieVal​	oc* didnt work
Still-Life-​	I have a buddy that works that way, He calls it 'going berzerk' and doesn't remember shit. I know exactly what I am doing. Like the Rage is perfectly clarity.
SirVieVal​	punching faces is for retards
Still-Life-​	I remember everything and work at it.

Still-Life-​	No, the temple and the neck and back of head are how to do a knock out.
his_wifes_seed​	sand colored
SirVieVal​	i wonder how many fights she's been in
SirVieVal​	and by fights i mean body count
Still-Life-​	Don't bring a knife to a fist fight
Still-Life-​	Don't bring a gun to a knife fight
sanglant​	no rules in a street fight
Still-Life-​	Fighting is honor, It an oppent fights dirty be dirtitier.
Still-Life-​	If he wants a squre brwl, don't be the asshole
SirVieVal​	square go like ya specky cunt! ill smack yeh silly with meh massive bear cock!

ACompleteSimp Nose guards valid critique:

Spoiler: This is sad. Why do these people still watch and support if they see the hypocrisy?

aCompleteRandom​	If you tune in to Venti to gain a moral compass, you're a fucking retard. It is legitimately funny listening to women who do virtually the same exact thing trashing on thots. Both funny funny and ironic funny. That's all there is to it. She'll keep doing it, because the level of supers/tips she gets doing it only goes up. It's great. She's clearly got more grift than her detractors.
panzerdood​	bro
panzerdood​	how doesnt that apply to nick too

aCompleteRandom​

I dunno what you mean. Nick never made any claims to moral virtue. And he acknowledged his fat, and lost like 40 pounds. What's the issue?

Still-Life-​

You are so fucking naive.

panzerdood​	nick hasnt lost 40 pounds
panzerdood​	maybe 15
aCompleteRandom​	Nah. I don't project myself onto streamers. Nick's always been about having fun. Getting drunk live on stream, getting as nude as he could without getting banned, vacationing in places where he could try ALL the drugs that sounded interesting. Moral virtue? Nick? In what fucking world? The only real accusation anyone has against nick is that he's a hypocrite over the fat shaming.
aCompleteRandom​	Except he lost the weight. So how's that hypocritical? "Well you were once fat!" "But I worked to get not fat, just like I'm telling you to do, since you PAID ME TO TELL YOU!" Like, grift? Ofc. Hypocritical? Nah.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This is why people like Nick or the Gunt can discredit the site and any work that's done on it. "willfully misconstrues and lies about the law" You make it sound like he's a sovereign citizen and not someone you disagree/are mad with or gets things wrong from time to time. All he has to do is point to your post and go "look at these retards who are so angry at me that they lie about me lying about the law". Call him a cuck, call him a faggot, call him an out of touch boomer coomer wannabe comedian who's jokes run the gamut of calling people fat to doing an embarrassingly long Nazi impression anytime Jews are mentioned. You called him, a lawyer regardless of his quality, someone who lies about the law.

I never said he lied. There was a negative on that quote you are cherry picking. That means I think the opposite.

I said he had incorrect legal interpretations. Incorrect due to ignorance not malice. You asked for examples and I clarified this.

Keep on target and the goalposts planted.


Mandy admits she posts old pictures:

Spoiler: Catfish likely

aCompleteRandom​

Still can't believe you posted that picture. It was great, don't get me wrong. But damn girl.

Mandy_K​

Who? Me? The HS pic?

Mandy_K​

I had shit complexion back then like all teenagers

Remember when she said it was recent? Like last November or October when asked in chat about it?

aCompleteRandom​	The 3 moles. Inner thigh. Orion's belt.
Mandy_K​	OH LOL
Mandy_K​	jesus i forgot i did that

Mandy_K​

That was right before KF placed me in e-thot status

More spoopy:

Spoiler: Ooooooooo!

SquishyHunter​	Been a wild two days. Seen animal sacrifice, a ton of food, I befriended a baby chick, and seen a straight up possessed person
SquishyHunter​	Santeria didn't fuck around

PlebianChaos​	You and I live very different lives
TheMildOne​	Did the Bilderberg meeting start early?
SquishyHunter​	Is just a week. Mother in law is a Santeria priestess. Visiting her during an induction ceremony for anew Santera
PlebianChaos​	Weird
SquishyHunter​	Mix Yoruba tribal religion with Roman Catholicism
PlebianChaos​	Getting weirder
SquishyHunter​	I've seen some shit

SquishyHunter​

I've just witnessed a man channeling an African deity eat a lit cigar dipped in Rum and wake up suffering no burns.

Not a good admission:

SquishyHunter​

I have called for political violence once or twice, but only when it's really deserved, like a DA asking for probation for cunts who kill a 2 yr old while committing Grand Theft Auto felony

Nick's take on the angry FIL at the wedding:

Spoiler: Rekieta Wedding Tales

RekietaLaw​

Lady R and I helped out with a relatives wedding, which ended up having lady r becoming a defacto coordinator...Long and short, I ended up being a decorator, caterer, assistant. And eventually bouncer

Sally78​	Rough
TMFSquid​	Bold to assume you can be a bouncer with those shoulders

RekietaLaw​

No. Had a belligerent drunk to contain for about 90 mins.

RekietaLaw​	Nah, the person respects and likes me, I was able to cut through the anger and keep them calm
RekietaLaw​	Because I'm a calm motherfucker

selwrynn​

Aside from that was the wedding all good I hope

RekietaLaw​

Had some wild details, but generally was good

RekietaLaw​

Nah, private stuff, not my story to tell

He then spilled on the show the next night...

Money and achievement is sexy to women, not physical traits:

Says the nerd...

RekietaLaw​

Men's sexuality is not physical for the overwhelming majority of women

Brimstoneddd​

It's it really sexuality they are displaying then? If they are displaying their resources it ability to provision, that isn't what I would consider sexuality.

RekietaLaw​

That's retarded.

Brimstoneddd​	I agree that women are attracted to these characteristics but I don't see how character traits are sexuality
RekietaLaw​	If you are displaying what is attractive to the opposite sex, you are appealing to sexuality

RekietaLaw​

How is this not obvious?

Updoots​

Because men desire women on the basis of looks, wee CRAVE to be DESIRED on the basis of LOOKS.

RekietaLaw​

I don't know, man, I was extremely selective, but I was never peak physicality nor was I wealthy or anything. I'm smart, funny, creative, kind...

Sally solves the gender divide with ONE trick THEY do not want you to know!:

Sally78​

If men and women stopped trying to get laid on the first date everything would be solved. Go back to courting.

Second and short archive:

Coomers are immune to criticism

thermacius​

When someone says coomers, I immediately discount their opinion as shit.

Women can be thottish outside of religious places:

Matt03​

The Bible says women are supposed to dress modestly

Sally78​

In the temple...meaning leave you worldly things at home.

Nick NEVER asks for lewds:

Mr--K​

did nick say he wanted uncloth'ed boob

GmenNC​

Yea he just asked for all the ladies in locals chat to send boob

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Says the nerd...

RekietaLaw​

Men's sexuality is not physical for the overwhelming majority of women

Such a stupid statement. Without going into some long drawn out explanation why, Just look at popular romantic or erotic movies/books written for women. The male characters that the woman gets with usually have prominent physical attractiveness/features, especially height, hair, in shape, etc. Now of course those male characters have other things going on (rich CEO, talented musician, athlete, etc) but physical attractiveness if a big part of that as well. Never heard of a Harlequin book where the male lead was short, balding, dumpy guy.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

thermacius​

When someone says coomers, I immediately discount their opinion as shit.

Spoken like a true coomer.

 

[AnOminous]

thermacius​

When someone says coomers, I immediately discount their opinion as shit.

Okay coomer.

 

[feral cat #6385]

And then when people pointed out he shot himself in the foot, he emptied the clip into his foot, yelling FUCK YOU DAD!

I like the imagery but it needs cocks. Because Nick is a huge faggot. Who likes having his anus and mouth stuffed with cocks. As he jerks his balls in his balldo, penis flaccid due to alcohol induced impotence.

Nick should cut to 3 days a week.

He is one step ahead of you there. The last two weeks he has gone with streaming zero days a week. A marked improvement from the shit he has been putting out.

Dialing it back will give a day for him to actually prep good content that an audience would WANT to watch.

You're hilarious. Nick doesn't do show prep.

or to ruin the show by requesting toasts to their dead hamster.

Very disappointed my cat didn't die when his show was still watchable. Press F in the chat for my cat. A fookin legend.

 

[Maude Snew]

You're hilarious. Nick doesn't do show prep.

Of course he does. He's clearly already been drinking when he starts. #forthefans

 

[noneya]

Mandy_K​

Who? Me? The HS pic?

I hope the other pictures weren’t “HS pics”…