Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

Maybe rename to Rekieta Fagfest or something.

The Nose, His Bro's and Some Ho's.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Back to archiving after having to work a triple shift...

This is from the 21st of last month, and and have about 7 more archives until I am caught up. I expect to do it late this week or early next to get contemporary again.

Wimmenz... Amirite, fellow chads?

SirVieVal​

i love how women get so triggered by guys who have a sexual preference for chaste/low body count women but dont judge sluts for their lives. tell me you're insecure about your self affirming motifs without telling me youre insecure about your self affirming motifs

Mad_Amos​

Thing is, I'd consider marrying a high body count girl (if I were single) and she was willing to commit. Someone's past doesn't have to define their whole life.

SirVieVal​

same with me, but i also recognize that that is an exchange. i DO value a woman with a low body count if its because she's been living a valuable life (extracurriculars, education, perhaps a widow who was a good wife), but yes i would gladly accept a higher body count if the woman is someone who lives with determination and simply slept with multiple people through the course of her life, and has enough value to counteract the baggage that may come with that, or has avoided that baggage

Not obsessed... not at all..

Spoiler: Totally rational and logical discussion about the Farms

MEPMEP​

Yo kiwifarms. Go fuck yourself

MEPMEP​

Fucking kiwifarms

RekietaLaw​

just stop worrying about them

MEPMEP​

I see you multitasking there nose.

Freedom1982​

Lol I quit worrying about them because I don't go on anymore. I'm sure they are still talking about me but if I don't see it, it can't bother me.

MEPMEP​

Apparently they wrote a novel about me like the mentally ill no life alcoholics thay they ate

WHO ARE YOU!? I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS IS!

SEARCH THEIR NAME AND THEY ARE NOT MENTIONED ALMOST AT ALL!

Freedom1982​

Me too why I quit going on there. Mocked me for having ptsd and being in a bomb scare a few years back.

WHOMST THE FUCK ARE YOU! TWO NOBODIES!

MEPMEP​

That's fucked up. Honestly they show their mental illness by posting the trash that they do.

Freedom1982​

It's just not worth the mental anguish going on there does to my psyche. Feel so much better not knowing ir caring what they are saying

Still-Life-​	KF does fanfiction about fucking nobody?
Freedom1982​	True. Trolls behind the keyboard. Keyboard warriors. The shut they say on there they would probably never say it to your face.

Mad_Amos​

If only we could stab people in the face over the internet.

MEPMEP​

They wouldn't, but I would. Fucking pussies.

Violence is alright? You do not see us here planning swattings or gay ops...

MEPMEP​

Cunthia would have stabbed all of us then

Mad_Amos​	Not if we'd done it first
Freedom1982​	Has there been a lot of shit on there again
MEPMEP​	How I communicate online is how I communicate in person. No fake shit

Freedom1982​

Same

Thanks for announcing your craziness.

StankyLeg​

That's what i would say. kill them all

MEPMEP​

Hold on... I'm imagining it right now.

MEPMEP​

Don't worry about it. It's mostly Cunthia, who they're annoyed with.

Chat turns on itself:

Spoiler: It goes on and on... I drowns out other topics with their slapfight

aCompleteRandom​

Talk shit on people who fight for a living when all you've ever done is post bullshit from your mother's basement. It's great, Still. Keep it up. Nobody believes you're "hard". You aren't. Your own words paint you as the biggest pussy around. All good though. Keep on keeping on. I'll humor you, because I try not to kick people who're so clearly down.

Still-Life-​	Kill fed pigs in the Holy name of God. Get raped you worthless LEA cunt and die alone
Still-Life-​	Keep crying you stupid little bitch : )

aCompleteRandom​

Back to the third grade nonsense. Keep crying about people blocking you, kiddo.

Still-Life-​	Cry you stupid bitch ; )
Southanarchist​	Damn bro you still engage with that dude
aCompleteRandom​	Sure. Since his last account was deleted by locals, he's not spammed. He can act like a child and that's fine. Only thing worth blocking over is spam. That drowns out all discussion.

Still-Life-​

You're the crying LITTLE FUCK. I'm just doing me.

This is not a joke:

TurboGoat​

I’m just going to embrace the white supremacy

TheNobleWeeaboo​

I've never heard a convincing argument about why someone /shouldn't/.

More spoopy:

Spoiler: Santeria spreging

SquishyHunter​

MIL is a Santeria priestess. There's an initiation event for a new practitioner. Its 7 days long. Shes a qt3.14 too.

selwrynn​	I dunno what any of that is
SquishyHunter​	There's a ton of other religious people coming to this event that practice this shit. Even seen some merchants with this shit.
Southanarchist​	I don’t know about Santeria
selwrynn​	or "MIL"
SquishyHunter​	Afro-cuban slave religion, mix of Yoruba animism and Roman Cathloic.
SquishyHunter​	Mother-in-law

selwrynn​	Heathen adjacent Christianity?
SquishyHunter​	Wife is Catholic but she sees things she can't explain, always has.

SquishyHunter​	Basically. Nigs enslaved in Cuba copy-pasted their African beliefs onto Catholic beliefs
selwrynn​	Sus
selwrynn​	lousianna type shit
SquishyHunter​	Similar origins to voodoo.
SquishyHunter​	Yes, but also, no.
TMFSquid​	Lmao, that's funny af

SquishyHunter​	My MIL could be considered a "light" priestess. She doesn't touch the black magic shit. But if she wanted to hurt someone, she would. I know of one instance where she did. Bad shot happened to that person.
SquishyHunter​	Her "guardian" is Shango, lord of thunder, War, etc. Strong man, king, etc. Funny thing is, Shango was an actual human king who became defied, so its like Talos, but a nig.
selwrynn​	Do they also sacrifice the albinos?
SquishyHunter​	No, and they hate Haitians.
selwrynn​	Thats not a feat tho, nobody likes haitians
selwrynn​	not even haitians
TheNobleWeeaboo​	That's somewhere in shithole Africa. Something about albinos being vampires that will suck blood from your forehead while you sleep or some shit.
SquishyHunter​	They believe albinism is magical and can lead to kiraculous cures
TheNobleWeeaboo​	They also believe raping virgins cures AIDS.

SquishyHunter​

Here you lads. Pics/video is forbidden. But took a sneaky snap for you all.

Normal...

Still-Life- Some stupid chink fag it the gas station got so mad I wasn't wearing a face daiper he took the hot dogs out of my hands, and threw all the the hot dogs away. So I couldn't have one, So I waited in line until there there was a crowd and I got his his face and scared the shit out of him. Then I asked the stupid fucking fag why he did it. Then everybody was watching and he said 'because someone touched it.' I said, 'Oh was it ME?' The fucking queer was scared as shit and wouldn't even look at me on

 

[AnOminous]

Still-Life- Some stupid chink fag it the gas station got so mad I wasn't wearing a face daiper he took the hot dogs out of my hands, and threw all the the hot dogs away. So I couldn't have one, So I waited in line until there there was a crowd and I got his his face and scared the shit out of him. Then I asked the stupid fucking fag why he did it. Then everybody was watching and he said 'because someone touched it.' I said, 'Oh was it ME?' The fucking queer was scared as shit and wouldn't even look at me on

In reality, he got super buttmad at some chink in reality, but didn't say anything because he's a fat pussy. Once he got home he started spouting crazy bullshit.

For anyone who doesn't remember this Stone Age meme:

Spoiler

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick is still cashing in on his bogus reputation as a lawyer while not doing any actual law, not talking about law, and basically just bait-and-switching any new audience.

Subverting expectations. The show.

reedom1982​

Lol I quit worrying about them because I don't go on anymore. I'm sure they are still talking about me but if I don't see it, it can't bother me.

MEPMEP​

Apparently they wrote a novel about me like the mentally ill no life alcoholics thay they ate

....I've no idea who either of these jack holes are. These locals people sure have an overinflated sense of importance.

 

[newuser131]

He profits by the normie viewer thinking something called "Rekieta Law"

100%. didn't nick start out his youtube career as a call-in to the dick show to explain the legal stuff with the maddox lawsuit? now he wants to transition away from the one gimmick that set him apart from the rest of the sectur. he is a good talking with some charisma but so do thousands of other youtubers.

what is this about nick and a new lifestyle channel? i don't watch rekieta. i just get the info from kf and some clipping channels. is this irl streaming or just those short vlogs for locals.

nick, if you are reading this, keep drinking and doing drugs. if you sober up, we won't get to the divorce story arc.

 

[JudyGemstone]

nick, if you are reading this, keep drinking and doing drugs. if you sober up, we won't get to the divorce story arc.

That arc will be interesting. Does he go strictly with the law talk on divorce, or does he join MGTOW and complain how his wife got everything? Will she get everything? Does Randazza do divorce court, too? Two legal cases for the price of one? Or does the second GSG take effect? Clearly I have questions. We all have predictions. Let me see a rainbow...

 

[jalopy]

Normal...

Still-Life- Some stupid chink fag it the gas station got so mad I wasn't wearing a face daiper he took the hot dogs out of my hands, and threw all the the hot dogs away. So I couldn't have one, So I waited in line until there there was a crowd and I got his his face and scared the shit out of him. Then I asked the stupid fucking fag why he did it. Then everybody was watching and he said 'because someone touched it.' I said, 'Oh was it ME?' The fucking queer was scared as shit and wouldn't even look at me on

And everyone clapped

 

[AnOminous]

And everyone clapped

And those guys who clapped? Every one of them Albert Einstein.

 

[jalopy]

And those guys who clapped? Every one of them Albert Einstein.

And then he told them about this super gigachad, 100% heterosexual lawyer he follows on the internet who totally doesn't do law content.
Bet they'll sign up real soon!

 

[Mister Dongs]

He was making a comic? I assume, like the rest of the stuff he talks about doing, it'll never see the light of day?

Yeah, this was around 2019 or so. He thought if he platformed some of the Comicsgaters with a name like Frog or Doug TenNapel, they'd repay him in the form of drawing some sort of "Ace Attorney"-style comic, but with Rekeita in it. He didn't realize (as TUG and eventually Yellowflash did) that the old veteran comic creators had zero interest in working on anything they didn't 100% own at this stage in their lives, so nothing came of it.

 

[Chibitzen]

New art contribution for the thread.

Credits to @Maude Snew for this NSFW art prompt that you will totally ignore:

"It's the kind you get from some weird guy in a park only wearing shoes, sunglasses, and a trench coat. Only difference is this weird guy also has his balls tucked away in some pink contraption and is completely flaccid."

Spoiler: "Adventures of BalldoMan"

Edit:

aCompleteRandom​

Sure. Since his last account was deleted by locals, he's not spammed. He can act like a child and that's fine. Only thing worth blocking over is spam. That drowns out all discussion.

Genuinely hilarious if they ban SPAM before they touch users who post violent threats. "They shouldn't have been so merciless with those Amazon affiliate links!"

....I've no idea who either of these jack holes are. These locals people sure have an overinflated sense of importance.

Consider if they've truly not been mentioned, they're more likely talking at the site with the purpose to get noticed. Also, to parasocially wetlick the Creator's toes while he watches on. $5/mo.

 

[noneya]

BalldoMan

Fixed it

Spoiler: “BalldoMan”

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Oh man. I wasn't ready for the "Art becomes the resident Locals detractor" arc. This has the potential for some great content.

Art is in the thread, almost everything he was bringing are things discussed not only in general on the thread but more specifically across the highlights. That or one of you hacked his account and is having some fun.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Fixed it

Spoiler: “BalldoMan”

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There's a gachimuchi video for that. Actually, there are three if you include the sequels.

¿Go go balldo masters?
​

Come to my secret laboratory at 6821 Main Street Los Angeles downtown, and we'll begin.

Wimmenz... Amirite, fellow chads?

Ahh, the same totalitarian idealism that led to communism and America's Faggots First. Never properly tried and I can't wait to see someone try it again. I find the irony hilarious that they espouse being promiscuous only when it suits their interests. At least try to appear as someone morally consistent...

 

[Spaded Dave]

New art contribution for the thread.

Love it. It is also a perfect representation of how far Nick's reputation has fallen. From Ace Attorney to Beavis and Butthead.

Spoiler: How It Started: Credit Unknown (sorry)

Spoiler: How It's Going: Credit Chibitzen

 

[Chibitzen]

Another art contribution to the thread. This one was finished, but slept on it a few nights before deciding it's done for good.

Spoiler: "Rekieta whinging at his OP"

Transparent version:

Edit:

Art is in the thread, almost everything he was bringing are things discussed not only in general on the thread but more specifically across the highlights. That or one of you hacked his account and is having some fun.

Complete and utter fucking comedy if Art was not only the one someone passing him thread notes, but using it for his own devious purposes, while he stood in as Sycophant-in-Waiting plotting the right time to elbow his way in as Life Coach to save a potentially troubled Creator. Is this how the Youtube moderator application process actually works?

Edit2: Gave the bottle pic the Mandy treatment and made his butt look more grainy and colors blown out
Edit3: My mental keyboard ate a Balldo

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Love it. It is also a perfect representation of how far Nick's reputation has fallen. From Ace Attorney to Beavis and Butthead.

Spoiler: How It Started: Credit Unknown (sorry)

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Spoiler: How It's Going: Credit Chibitzen

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Another art contribution to the thread. This one was finished, but slept on it a few nights before deciding it's done for good.

Spoiler: "Rekieta whinging at his OP"

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Transparent version:
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Edit:

Complete and utter fucking comedy if Art was not only the one passing him thread notes, but using it for his own devious purposes, while he stood in as Sycophant-in-Waiting plotting the right time to elbow his way in as Life Coach to the save a potentially troubled Creator. Is this how the Youtube moderator application process actually works?

Edit2: Gave the bottle pic the Mandy treatment and made his butt look more grainy and colors blown out

Kinda gives him a Tingle vibe which is appropriate with how weird Rekieta has become.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Art is in the thread, almost everything he was bringing are things discussed not only in general on the thread but more specifically across the highlights. That or one of you hacked his account and is having some fun.

This is a very good catch. At least one of the locals dummies has figured out TOR, interesting.

New art contribution for the thread.

Credits to @Maude Snew for this NSFW art prompt that you will totally ignore:

Rated Islamic in the best way possible. Really well done.

 

[JudyGemstone]

Instead of belittling the fans you have left who want to watch your show (or just checking in on you), maybe just respond with when you're coming back.

 

[Potatoherder]

Instead of belittling the fans you have left who want to watch your show (or just checking in on you), maybe just respond with when you're coming back.

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Or post a video explaining you are going on vacation instead of relying on people catching a small mention in 3+ hours of boring coomer talk. I guess spending 5 minutes to make a video is just too much time out of his jerking schedule.