Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Niggerphobe]

Imagine if they had complains about an almond smell from the troonshine

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

In a different thread I posted about how these diy places always make me wonder what would happen if instead of this where they sell properly labeled harmful things, if you wanted to make a difference, why not sell just nothing claiming it is all legit. Whatever the injectable equivalent of a placebo sugar pill is or something. I hazard a guess that they'd get mostly stellar reviews from people thinking the results are remarkable but no harm has been done

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

That would be saline solution.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

You will never be a real vtuber. You have no voice changer, you have no content, you have not debuted.
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"Total Bigot Death"

 

[Bahnhader]

Trannies talkin about Estrolabs in their troonshine server (2) (onion) (o2)
Chatslogs bellow for download (Mirror)

 

[Dr. Funk]

I love how the troons are patting themselves on the back for outsmarting the evil TERF fake troonshine menace for figuring out what was a blatantly obvious troll. Given the other hair contaminated filth they buy and recommend to each other just because it's other troons making the stuff, they do NOT get to take the moral high ground about scammy hormone products. I have no doubt that someone who was sufficiently motivated to poison troons could infiltrate their DIY hormone suppliers and do so, they aren't anywhere near as good at sussing out bad suppliers as they like to think they are. For every obvious troll with some herbal bullshit there could be two more slipping megadoses of testosterone into anime packaging and passing it off as estradiol.

 

[TheGuntinator]

The troll was selling these fuckers what amounted to Steroids combined with Antidepressants. Basically anti-Troonshine.

Words fail to express how funny it is that these troons have been buying fake drugs that actually do more to cure their condition than anything they've taken on their journeyto medical dependency

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

"I'm being misgendered by the Shadow People"

"I took Home brew hormones and instead of growing tits I just got the Hat Man calling me a faggot"

 

[demicolon]

Dude snorts research chemicals from China, then has a panic attack 'cause some powdered root might give him an upset stomach, lol.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

Lol.

Seriously, these trannies are fucking retards. How have they not yet realised that they are in effect buying completely unregulated goods and are completely dependent on the honesty of the repackager of their choice?

Also, the repackager/suppliers are absolute moral imbeciles. They utterly lack a conscience and their only interest is making bank. I am rather surprised that the worst cases of adulteration known in this sector are the case under discussion and the Brazilian selling placebo.

Things can get much worse. I remember a local case in the '90s where a character who was repackaging veterinary anabolic steroids had the bright idea of monopolising the trade in his city. The degenerate started adding heroin to his supplies.

His plan worked - until he got busted along with his heroin connection. Let's just say that a lot of gym rats had bad "flu" with diarrhoea the next week.

In case any trannies who are into this stupid shit are reading this thread: The people selling these chemicals are not your friends or "allies". They are drug dealers who are completely amoral and their interest in you is limited to the contents of your wallet. If you didn't know this you are hopelessly naive. Get your shit together.

Ok, that was your PSA for the day.

 

[Jacob Schiff]

OH FUCK IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT

 

[JamusActimus]

Call me a weirdo but I kinda want to see more plates more dates cover this fake hrt fiasco.

 

[Alouatta Simia Belzebul]

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watching this video back in about 3 to 5 years or so might actually send her 41% of the way.

 

[Susanna]

That would be saline solution.

Nah, they inject into muscles. You want castor oil.

 

[Secret Asshole]

This is like the body-building forums trying to get Testosterone in the late 19990s, early aughts all fucking over again, except this has societal, media and political approval. Fucking wild. The whole world has turned into a fucking death cult, its crazy.

"Sure, just pop some random pills that someone says are HRT and can magically transform you like your favorite anime. This is totally real and won't fucking kill you."

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Imagine being shocked shitheads take advantage of trannies with deep pockets.
If something is popular then of COURSE someone will make a dangerous bootleg version of it. Keep it up.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Used to work somewhere that sold herbal supplements and one of the main things I remember about ashwagandha is that too much of it makes you shit yourself lmao. Trannies would probably just write this off as their completely real girl periods tho.

How much is too much cause i did shit but i only took one pill and it was a small dose ( 400mg or so )

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Lol.

Seriously, these trannies are fucking retards. How have they not yet realised that they are in effect buying completely unregulated goods and are completely dependent on the honesty of the repackager of their choice?

Also, the repackager/suppliers are absolute moral imbeciles. They utterly lack a conscience and their only interest is making bank. I am rather surprised that the worst cases of adulteration known in this sector are the case under discussion and the Brazilian selling placebo.

Things can get much worse. I remember a local case in the '90s where a character who was repackaging veterinary anabolic steroids had the bright idea of monopolising the trade in his city. The degenerate started adding heroin to his supplies.

His plan worked - until he got busted along with his heroin connection. Let's just say that a lot of gym rats had bad "flu" with diarrhoea the next week.

In case any trannies who are into this stupid shit are reading this thread: The people selling these chemicals are not your friends or "allies". They are drug dealers who are completely amoral and their interest in you is limited to the contents of your wallet. If you didn't know this you are hopelessly naive. Get your shit together.

Ok, that was your PSA for the day.

there are plenty of drug dealers with more morals and integrity than these people

 

[demicolon]

This is like the body-building forums trying to get Testosterone in the late 19990s, early aughts all fucking over again, except this has societal, media and political approval. Fucking wild. The whole world has turned into a fucking death cult, its crazy.

"Sure, just pop some random pills that someone says are HRT and can magically transform you like your favorite anime. This is totally real and won't fucking kill you."

I want to point out these people have a choice between "snort not-cocaine", "inject maybe-contaminated synthetic testosterone" and "inject synthetic estrogen contaminated with cat hair visible with a naked eye" and go with the 3rd option lmao.

 

[The Pulverizer]

I'm surprised they didn't just sell that thai plant estrogen stuff that has no real effect on humans instead, I know there is an existing fake troonshine market in that and you can see twitter trannies complain about how they thought eating a plant would magically give them boobs.

Estrogen: Colon cancer. Diabetes. Heart disease. Hepatitis. High blood pressure. High cholesterol. Osteoporosis. Prostate cancer.
Tranny: YAAAAAAASSSS, life-affirming medicine!!!!
Fake estrogen: Seratonin syndrome.
Tranny: I'M CONSULTING MY LAWYER ABOUT THIS RIGHT FRICKING NOW!!