Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

What gets me is that Patrick never fucking tried to just lock his account for 2 weeks and work on his fucking writing. Don't talk on FaceBook if you get SWAT'd, just endure it because after a while people would move on. I'm honestly in the camp that thinks Pat has SWAT'd himself, not all of them, but he's someone who wants to recapture the glory so he can get tv interviews that won't sell his books because he hasn't written even short stories in years.

I honestly think he enjoys the attention, like he gets a semi when people come out to defend his wetbrained bullshit. Probably even back in HS if he got bullied Mama Raven would smother him in attention and get him a Happy Meal. If you pull up his tweets it's a fucking daily list of "NOOOO STALKER, CHILD. PRISON SURELY WAITS FOR YOU!"
Him lying about people wanting to drive him to suicide is hilarious, people are messing with an idiot who should know better.

This dumb fatass is getting progressively dunked on by more and more famous and influential people. I can't wait until a local politician, hopefully who aligns with Pat's views, starts Patposting.

 

[BaskingBarracuda]

Piggy's rare encounters with these kinds of people (ie people in his 'sphere' who he can't just immediately dismiss) are beautiful. He's unable to dig out his usual Stlaker Child line as deep down he clearly knows how much of an idiot he sounds like when he uses it. He's forced to make his point like an actual adult for once, and it inevitably doesn't work.

 

[Gentlebastard]

What gets me is that Patrick never fucking tried to just lock his account for 2 weeks and work on his fucking writing. Don't talk on FaceBook if you get SWAT'd, just endure it because after a while people would move on. I'm honestly in the camp that thinks Pat has SWAT'd himself, not all of them, but he's someone who wants to recapture the glory so he can get tv interviews that won't sell his books because he hasn't written even short stories in years.

I honestly think he enjoys the attention, like he gets a semi when people come out to defend his wetbrained bullshit. Probably even back in HS if he got bullied Mama Raven would smother him in attention and get him a Happy Meal. If you pull up his tweets it's a fucking daily list of "NOOOO STALKER, CHILD. PRISON SURELY WAITS FOR YOU!"
Him lying about people wanting to drive him to suicide is hilarious, people are messing with an idiot who should know better.

This dumb fatass is getting progressively dunked on by more and more famous and influential people. I can't wait until a local politician, hopefully who aligns with Pat's views, starts Patposting.

Not feeding the trolls is letting the idiots win, stalker. Enjoy the hospitality of the prison system due to felonious reasonable ideation.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Not feeding the trolls is letting the idiots win, stalker. Enjoy the hospitality of the prison system due to felonious reasonable ideation.

The fact that he can't take a fucking L is the biggest thing. Like yeah, you'll always have people who hound you about your losses, but just take your lumps.

Pat just feels like a teenager who never grew the fuck up.

 

[AnOminous]

On the hand from her tweets its clear that Leslie is an insufferable leftist twat, on the other hand so is Fatrick.

At least she'd honestly admit that, while Fatty lies and claims to be a "conservative" based on near zero conservative opinions.

 

[RussianParasite]

What gets me is that Patrick never fucking tried to just lock his account for 2 weeks and work on his fucking writing.

Shhh, baby infant child. Patrick is not dealing with normal trolls but with a cult of stalkers that want him to kill himself. He simply must respond to every single one of them to keep the record correcT.

Enjoy prison.

 

[grapeshark77]

I'm going to have to tap out because Pat is being such a dick that I might get MATI. Please enjoy Leslie mocking him, then him not believing HER story about getting "raided" and having PTSD. This is going to go all weekend, I've never seen him quite this mad.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Once again, this idiotic white male thinks he even has a place at all on the scrotum pole of the oppression hierarchy.

I must point out that Patrick is morbidly obese and mildly retarded, both those conditions count as disabilities severely impacting his life.

 

[RussianParasite]

I'm going to have to tap out because Pat is being such a dick that I might get MATI.

I know what you mean but she is giving him (and now Shane) a thorough ass kicking. If those two were capable of feeling embarrassment they would die from these interactions.

Courtesy of the Brothermen (peace be upon them):



OMG SHE COMPARED HIM TO TRUMP THIS IS GOING TO MAKE PAT GO NUCLEAR!


This isnt going to end today is it? I may actually join those in abstaining from this for a bit because my sides have been completely laughed off.

 

[Maude Snew]

This isnt going to end today is it? I may actually join those in abstaining from this for a bit because my sides have been completely laughed off.

I'm surprised he's still going. I have it on good authority he's never lasted this long with a woman before. Rick, your hate boner has lasted way longer than four hours, consult a veterinarian. You're too fat, your heart can't take it.

 

[Associate Rick]

mildly retarded

You're being very generous.

 

[Post Reply]

Pat has resorted to playing Jeopardy with Leslie. So far he's about $52,000 in the red and Leslie has hit both Daily Doubles.

 

[Slur Generator]

This woman also has to have the last word but shes a lot more successful and not retarded

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

People really just need to make a "Quick Rundown on Fatrick" video. Like short form video with the Andrew Nadolski case and the Josiah tape where he sounds the most unhinged about getting pranked called.
Patrick has so many great sound bites.

This woman also has to have the last word but shes a lot more successful and not retarded

I'd argue that it's a trait that's more tolerated in women. Hence why only open hand.

 

[OKRowling]

People really just need to make a "Quick Rundown on Fatrick" video. Like short form video with the Andrew Nadolski case and the Josiah tape where he sounds the most unhinged about getting pranked called.

Where the fuck is Porsalin and his much-teased 'Pay Quasi' video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTixEF5e2B0

It was announced back in Feb. 2023. I.I.R.C, either he or Beige Frequency have a KF account.

Every day that you do nothing is another day that little black boys are hunted and butchered for poorly made spiced Italian-American sausages.

 

[section3teen]

I don't consider Norm McDonald to be actually THAT funny, tbh

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

People really just need to make a "Quick Rundown on Fatrick" video. Like short form video with the Andrew Nadolski case and the Josiah tape where he sounds the most unhinged about getting pranked called.
Patrick has so many great sound bites.

I agree. Porsalin seems to be going for a grand tale of pats life that covers everything that ever happened, but the problem is he’s still going. It’s not over yet and I don’t see it ending anytime soon. He’s gonna be producing milk for years to come. He could get divorced, he could get involved in another lolsuit, he could even troon out.

Smaller videos that come out more regularly would be way better. Jersh usually covers his major events in MATI, but shorter videos dedicated just to pat and everything in the stalker child extended universe (SCEU) (tm) (I want credit for this if it catches on) would be awesome. Even as a stalker child myself, there’s a ton of lore from OnA that I’m not familiar with and that site makes it really hard to find anything. A video series that spoonfeeds me everything instead of just being told to linger longer would be awesome and I might even pay for it if it’s well done.

edit i fucked up the acronym and put STEU like a god damn retard

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

I don't consider Norm McDonald to be actually THAT funny, tbh

I'm looking forward to your thread!

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I'm actually laughing hard at how mad he gets when he's compared to someone like Donald Trump and continues to fight like a bitch against a seemingly nice lady.

Patrick is such a buffoon and an idiot, like other commentary said, it would be best for him to just lock up his account but he's such a magnet on making him angry that it's so fucking hilarious.

 

[Nihil Jung]

Rick woke up from his meatloaf coma to continue the fight:
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Is "newspaper folk" a euphemism for jews?