Russ seems very firm on always using protection, though it seems to be mainly so he can avoid STDs. To the point where he's even mocked AIDS patients.
Just thinking of Rusty's demon-spawn makes me shiver. Kid will probably look like this:
Don't worry, he'll never reproduce. He will never have sex without paying for it, and whores use birth control.
Or the ones in China where people will run into your car when it's stopped and then roll on the ground acting like you hit them then demand money or they'll go to the police. There's one where this woman is so far away she sprints towards it, half-heartedly jumps on the hood and then rolls off acting hurt.
What's more he's really porked out. Classic Russtard was at least slim. This New Russtard is getting fat. I think his diet and his insistence of drowning everything in Ranch and Chik-Fil-A sauce is adding to his waistline.
That's more than just a spare tire. He's going to look like the Michelin Man soon.
He’s well into obese territory now— this wasn’t just a couple of pounds put on during Christmas time. Looking at that video again, you can see that he is fat to the point where his rolls fold over the chair.
You can see his muffin top spilling out of his pants. The plaintiff has fat rolls your honor.
If it weren't for the sympathetic wording and the seemingly pro-brothel angle; I'd almost assume it was like the time that guy from r/antiwork went on Fox News
It would be hilarious if his son came out a handsome giga-chad, leaving Russtard having to pay child support to a hooker who isn't even sucking him his penis for 18 years, then his own spawn starts seeing outrageous success eventually culminating in Russ Jr flying around banging celebrities while good old dad sits in a pool of his own grease in a rinky-dink apartment in Nevada eating dollar store canned foods saving up for his yearly half-hearted hooker handy
"Quasimodo Chia Pet"
He's probably stress eating or eating because he's depressed. But then if I lived his life I'd probably be eating a lot more than I should.
Gawddammit Colin! The name of the account is "New Zealand Agriculture"! Fucking KIWI. How autistic do you have to be to not catch that?
He's probably crushing up giant bags of Colossal Crunch and milk into a slurry he can suck up like Brundlefly, then sucking it down without chewing, because lmao he can't chew. Because of Moebius. He's finally hit the age where that kind of behavior catches up with him. He'll be a morbidly obese lolcow before too long.
He's got the palate of a fucking child. Which is why when he tried to eat healthy he needed to drown it in sauces and whatever.
He couldn't chew that.
You're talking about fresh green beans. Russ drowns canned green beans in sauces and condiments.
