Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[AnOminous]

If we're so pathetic and a distilled idiotic fervent few, why are you posting pictures of yourself publicly to try and "debunk" what normies can't see and don't know exists?

Don't dissuade him, it's hilarious when he does shit like posting pictures of himself being a goddamn lardass to "prove" he isn't fat.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Don't dissuade him, it's hilarious when he does shit like posting pictures of himself being a goddamn lardass to "prove" he isn't fat.

Shane's too brilliant to take our "advice" like trying not to be a pathetic fat failure hanging on the balls of another pathetic even fatter failure.

 

[internet friend]

Also, shave your fucking back, you look disgusting.

If that's his back, imagine the state of his asshole

 

[AnOminous]

He looks like a retarded Ron Jeremy with shitty teeth, a micropenis, fat beyond belief, and absolutely no redeeming features. And Ron Jeremy's only redeeming feature was a giant cock. Shane has a tiny little baby thumb dick.

 

[Spunt]

If your idea of a boast is to say "I'm not as fat as Wings of Redemption" you have literally nothing to be proud of. That's on the level of:

"I'm smarter than a mollusc."
"I can run faster than roadkill."
"I could probably beat Ricky Berwick in a fight."

 

[Maude Snew]

"I'm smarter than a mollusc."
"I can run faster than roadkill."
"I could probably beat Ricky Berwick in a fight."

I know, Unemployed Man over here is a terrible superhero. He fell into a vat of Mountain Dew as a kid so he got all these powers and the 'beetus.

 

[Spunt]

Also, Wings has won a professional boxing match. Shane would somehow manage to lose to Boogie. Actually he wouldn't even lose to Boogie, he would posture and bluster and then pull out of the fight like a complete coward, citing "Neuromuscular Issues(TM)". He would then deny the entire incident ever happened and still claim he's the new Chuck Norris (because Chuck Norris jokes were the height of humour in 2005).

Shane is, like many bullies, a coward. He claims superiority over everyone, then bitches out of anything that might actually challenge his boasts. Even Boogie showed up to the match, even if he didn't throw a punch. Shane is too much of a pussy to post here or have the multiple Skype interviews he has run away from.

 

[Associate Rick]

HAHAHAH guys he totally debunked us saying he's morbidly obese with this picture, how will we ever recover??
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this is what peak male performance looks like

Shane stop sucking in your gut and just pull your jeans up, no one will notice, I promise.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Technically you worked at Volt, not with Lionshead.

This is Volt. A temp agency for testers.

https://www.volt.com/Blog/How_to_Get_a_Job_as_a_Video_Game_Tester.aspx

This wouldn't even be worth my time and effort. Back when I beta tested games (actually beta test, not testing a game. Testing a game is basically the games industries term for what the movie industry does with test screenings. As with User Experience) you got paid directly from the company. Activision did that, EA did that, Eidos Montreal, Blizzard (who were one of the best places to beta test for and now have full time work), Bioware (they did in house beta testing and probably the second place to work at) all got their actual beta testers directly. They didn't go through a third party temp agency. If you go through a third party you wont make as much since like all temp agencies they take a cut and abuse the laws put in place for temp agencies. Like here you don't get OT or paid lunch hours for instance.
This is also a red flag
One of the last listings they had for a job
Requirements
Must be 18
Strong gaming experience
Good written and verbal communication
That's it. Contract based. 3-4 months. DOE (Pays way less than what you'd expect given the experience which is the opposite of what a D0E should be)
VMC is no better really but least they pay more so you can put up with the BS. That being said, a smart person would avoid such jobs and work for the companies directly. Even mobile game companies hire directly, have you work in the office with them, and pay well for the work. Usually close to $20 an hour for the four hours you're in. Great way to make some extra cash.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

I know, Unemployed Man over here is a terrible superhero. He fell into a vat of Mountain Dew as a kid so he got all these powers and the 'beetus.

You forgot some of his most fearsome powers:

• Able to inflict debilitating, brain shattering headaches... on himself
• Unlimited denial of reality
• Cyberhacking skills allow him to delete all electronic evidence of his own accomplishments and qualifications
• College-level reading ability from the age of 3 (until the age of 4)

 

[Piggle Rick]

If that's his back, imagine the state of his asshole

You cannot make me imagine that. I will find you and end you if you make me imagine that (actual tough guy here)

Also, I’m a really hot 18yearold chick with massive jugs. I said it online so it must be true. Is this where you all send me money to show you my jugs and I send you some titty pics I find online? Asking for a friend.

 

[AnOminous]

I know, Unemployed Man over here is a terrible superhero. He fell into a vat of Mountain Dew as a kid so he got all these powers and the 'beetus.

He was bitten by a radioactive fat faggot with bitch tits. Named Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Shane stop sucking in your gut and just pull your jeans up, no one will notice, I promise.
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I never want to see this or anything nuder than this from him ever again.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I said the same thing when I met my daughter's girlfriend (not biological daughter, just a girl I helped raise) and something similar when I met my biological daughters girlfriend. I even told my son not to do anything until he's out of the house and put the fear god YWHW into him. This is just something real parents do. Something you'll never know anything about. Hell, you have to pay for the "real girlfriend experience".

No, your kind are too busy wanting to change kids genders. The only sick fuck I see in your Tweets is you Shane.

 

[Octopi]

I think it can be cemented as fact that Shane has a micropenis, because I genuinely think he would have posted a nude if he didn't. We say jump, he says how high, truly.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Shane hates Asians that are better looking than him.

Ian was probably one of the more likeable people during GG and while his career has taken a downturn since then, he still has a career.

Tell me Shane, is there a minority you do like?

 

[HahaYes]

If that's his back, imagine the state of his asshole

We do not need a second Nikocado 'blown out asshole' Avocado.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I said the same thing when I met my daughter's girlfriend (not biological daughter, just a girl I helped raise) and something similar when I met my biological daughters girlfriend. I even told my son not to do anything until he's out of the house and put the fear god YWHW into him. This is just something real parents do. Something you'll never know anything about. Hell, you have to pay for the "real girlfriend experience".
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I guarantee just about every guy that has dated in HS has been threatened at least once by some girl's father. It's a common experience. I know I was. All boys know to expect it and also to respect it.

It's probably a safe bet that Shame never dated in HS. He was still working through his emotional butter knife trauma.

It's also a knee-slapper that Shame, of all people, would dunk on someone else's looks. Of course his pathological lying and self-delusion is why he is part of the Patrick Tomlinson Expanded Waistline Universe.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Shane hates Asians that are better looking than him.
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Ian was probably one of the more likeable people during GG and while his career has taken a downturn since then, he still has a career.

Tell me Shane, is there a minority you do like?

He doesn't have to talk shit about anyone's look when he has crooked and rotten teeth like a fucking junkie.

 

[AnOminous]

All boys know to expect it and also to respect it.

It means she has a father who cares about her, which is actually a good sign.

He doesn't have to talk shit about anyone's look when he has crooked and rotten teeth like a fucking junkie.

Ian Chungus is a fuck-ugly gooky autist, but he's a supermodel compared to that fat fuck Shane, who is actually physically repulsive and probably has stink lines coming off him like in a cartoon.