Barbie - A More Successful Movie than You'd Think

Am I the only person on this planet tired of Margot Robbie's attempts to be a "thing"?
I just don't get what people see in her.
I am so sick of seeing Margot Robbie. She has zero range and even when cast in her range she isn't great at all.
I am morbidly curious about watching this, but ever since playing Harley Quinn I can't stand Margot Robbie as an actress. Not sure I can sit through another vanity project.
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The question is, how kino are we expecting it to be? Will be /tv/'s own kino of the year?
Half of it would be shitposting, other half would be Goslingposting. Combined? It'll be kino.

Seriously, this movie almost has no issues, it's existence is so random that it alone is questionable, let alone be critical to. The only criticism this movie right now has is the music being too zoomie with some recency bias in the choice (not counting Ryan Gosling of course), & Simu Liu being in it, instead of someone like Alan Ritchson (he's great at comedy if you've seen his works), & Henry Cavill, who kinda played a role barely similar to this in the 2007 film Stardust (Imagine Superman on Periwinkle Kryptonite), but is too good for this.
 
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Half of it would be shitposting, other half would be Goslingposting. Combined? It'll be kino.

Seriously, this movie almost has no issues, it's existence is so random that it alone is questionable, let alone be critical to. The only criticism this movie right now has is the music being too zoomie with some recency bias in the choice (not counting Ryan Gosling of course), & Simu Liu being in it, instead of someone like Alan Ritchson (he's great at comedy if you've seen his works), & Henry Cavill, who kinda played a role barely similar to this in the 2007 film Stardust (Imagine Superman on Periwinkle Kryptonite), but is too good for this.
Given the history of shitposts that /tv/ had posted over the years, especially Barbie's shitposts going as back as over a year prior, then yes it will be kino. What's even more of meme magic is that the new Barbie is coming out on the same day as Christopher Nolan's new movie, and his movies have been known for being shitposting culture on /tv/ since the early-2010s. So now the board have to decide which movie they should see on that same weekend for meme magic.
 
Barbiebros, it is with immense pleasure with which I announce that Barbie Sweep is about to happen.
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Am I the only person on this planet tired of Margot Robbie's attempts to be a "thing"?
I just don't get what people see in her.
Her downfall reminds me of Elizabeth Banks. Banks used to be a delight when she showed up as a bit player in comedies. But then she opened her own production company and started casting herself in vanity projects which were all insufferable.

Margot is perfect as the hot piece of ass who shows up for five minutes in a bikini. Not really interested in seeing her bad attempts at "acting."
 
I guess I'm in the minority. I think Margot Robbie is fine as an actress. Loved her in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I'm not watching her as Harley Quinn, but that's not really her fault.

And as a straight male nothing sounds less appealing to me than a Barbie movie, but the plot focusing on the fact nobody cares about Ken is hilarious. I hope it's actually good.
 
Barbiebros, it is with immense pleasure with which I announce that Barbie Sweep is about to happen.
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You can't beat the power of teenage girls turned women who still think they're in the teenage years when it comes to Barbie. Oppenheimer is basically Nolan's passion project that (might) get attention during Oscar season.
 
Barbiebros, it is with immense pleasure with which I announce that Barbie Sweep is about to happen.
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I really wanted Dolan to get ass fucked again after the mega flop Tenet, but I'm not so optimistic.
I just don't see the Oppenheimer movie getting a lot of attention after a while. The main draws for normal people are probably the actors ('hey he's the guy from Peaky Blinders, I loved that show!') and the trailers have probably put all the best parts in from the movie. But I feel like 90% of it will just be talking and meetings, and more talking, with very little action or anything overly interesting for the average movie goer (especially if its run-time is long). While the creation of the atom bomb is probably an interesting topic, it's not something that screams massive summer blockbuster to me. Barbie looks to have more movement and things happening that people enjoy when switching off at the cinema, regardless of if it will be 'good' or not.
 
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