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just archiving this funny vid he posted a couple of months ago
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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I would unironically read this comic.
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His only weaknesses are butter knives and gainful employment.
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There's been running jokes in comics before about lame superheroes who claim they're good friends with Superman or whatever. Shane would be claiming he's in The Avengers because Bruce Banner asked him to move his car once. (Shane didn't because he had a headache and the Hulk smashed the car.)
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Shane doesn't like it when women play video games or have imagination or an opinion.
He also can't shut up about his name being in the credits of a game where his only contributions to it was being asked his opinion on how the game was. It's not like you were a developer Shane. It took you weeks to figure out how to install Tor and use an onion link. God only knows how long it would take you to learn something like Basic given your lack of intelligence.
"Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass."
He also can't shut up about his name being in the credits of a game where his only contributions to it was being asked his opinion on how the game was. It's not like you were a developer Shane. It took you weeks to figure out how to install Tor and use an onion link. God only knows how long it would take you to learn something like Basic given your lack of intelligence.
"Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass."
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He somehow sounds even gayer than I thought
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How he demands compliance with all the cringey false bravado he can muster is pretty gross. These narcissistic fat fucks are all the same. Miserable malcontents where everyone else is the idiot and they can prove it just by listing all their bullshit experience and quals via Twitter, and you're expected to swallow it at face value. You're nothing more than a socially isolated, friendless faggot because you are so inherently unlikeable and arrogant that it never occurred to you that you are the problem and always will be.
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How did no one pick this low hanging (like Shane's gunt) fruit (also like Shane because he's a massive faggot)?
Even Microsoft identified him as fat by designating him an orca.
Even Microsoft identified him as fat by designating him an orca.
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Someone asked him what it sounded like when his cheeks got clapped by that butter knife.
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I think he's holding the girth of his gunt behind his body, where it's obscured from the camera.
Ever seen a bald werewolf? And a bald fat werewolf at that?
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One of the fascinating things about Shane, and something that makes him rather unusual as a lolcow, is the sheer number of places he has been banned from and the fact he hasn't adapted or altered his behaviour at all, or even tried to. Sure, there are cows like Marjan Siklic or Lou Gagliardi who get banned from places a lot, but even they at least try to moderate their behaviour after each ban, even if it doesn't last very long.
In contrast, Shane has been getting banned from places all over the internet for 20 fucking years for doing the same things: claiming authority on things he doesn't understand, his pathetic "my uncle works for Nintendo" appeals to authority, his arrogance, his petty argumentativeness, his threatening anyone who disagrees with him and just how generally intolerable it is to interact with him in any way. This thread has dug up forum bans from 2003 where he's been doing exactly the same thing. Even the most oblivious narcissists like Lucas Werner or Russell Greer realise that they need to change tactics and have evolved their schtick over the years, even if they haven't changed at all as people. Even Pat Tomlinson, whose behaviour seems to come from some kind of psychological compulsion, has managed to stop threatening people with rape and violence, though he clearly still wants to.
But Shane is still doing the same thing that made him equally hated 20 entire years ago. He's even using the same phrases, like "Darwin Award" and "Sack of Shit". His tactics have never worked. He has never fooled anyone, he has never impressed anyone, he has never intimidated anyone. He even has an entry in the Urban Dictionary because his patterns of behaviour were so repetitive and annoying. He even gets repeatedly banned from places like Twitter and Reddit, places that are shitlib hiveminds and where usually even the cuntiest behaviour is tolerated so long as you belong to the right political tribe, but Shane is too much even for them. And he has learned precisely nothing in two decades. I can't even begin to fathom the pig-headedness (literally) necessary to deny obvious reality for so long. I can only assume he still thinks he is in the right, and behaving this way will work next time, every time, even though it never has before.
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He's still a fat fuck who's deliberately sucking in his gut. Meanwhile we have pictures of him with his shirt on and you can see his gut. You're not fooling anybody,
But have you ever seen anybody who was so fragile that they need to prove they're not fat by taking an obvious picture? What's next Shame? You'll prove you're not gay by picturing yourself with a penis next to your mouth and NOT sucking it?
And the sound of one hand clapping is actually a Buddhist Koan. It's meant to force students to ignore reason in favor of enlightenment. They're supposed to be nonsense, shocking or funny.
But like the massive autist he is, he took it literally.
People with massive autism like Shame are just really slow to learn new skills.
The difference is he's convinced he's right and everybody else is wrong so he's going to keep trying until he finds the right balance.
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Fucking finally.
Come on, fatass, now you're cornered to post here. Don't be a faggot and take the opportunity.
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Wah hawpun? I'm assuming some sort of online death threat because he's impotent and unhinged.
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That’s not true. He can just turn on his Xbox, crack upon a couple mountain dews, and yell at 12-year olds. The only risk to him there is most of them will have better shit talking abilities and might make him seethe.
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He'll have even more stress on his face from the internal struggle than he did desperately trying to suck in his fat, fat gut.