Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lubby Smith]

Regarding the grandparents:
Robert and Celeste Rekieta live in St. Pete, FL on the intercoastal waterway on the Gulf side.


Oddly they own another home in a far less desirable, highly melanated area, just off the main crack whore thoroughfare.



Assuming the Balldos vacationed at the waterfront property, they were a 40 minute drive from Ybor City, home to myriad bars including The Castle, an old church converted into a sex dungeon nightclub.

One will find a diverse crowd among the many bars within The Castle, from a group of drunken college chicks to a disgusting, drugged out granny tranny in a g string. I can't think of a more perfect setting for an anonymous libertine heretic. Hell, they even had a Lady Balldo doppelganger a couple days ago:

Spoiler: NSFW: non-prudes

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Who the fuck even is Kalea?

I have no idea

 

[Twinkletard]

i like how the first two comments on his givesendgo page for the lolsuit are going off about nick publicly lusting over a woman that's not his wife.



Trying to think of someone else who gets donations from people to insult him....

 

[Maude Snew]

I have no idea

Turns out the real Kalea was the friends we made along the way.

 

[Chibitzen]

What the fuck is this man? Take your gay pity party and shove it up your ass Rackets. He's spinning some bullshit yarn about some friend's dad getting murdered and he's trying to link it back to taking politics too seriously. wanna bet where this is gonna go?

I was relistening and the truly disgraceful part is where he still made the tragedy about him, his feelings and how it contrasts with how others perceive or treat *him*. Him admitting he has it better than a third world country was meant to make us perceive him as an elevated being. A bit daft given he feels he needs to use a fake name.

If I truly felt I needed to use a fake name for privacy reasons I certainly wouldn't offer up that info to strangers online. More likely it is a brag.

Also, did you know he went on vacation? He did, he went on vacation. The vacation was perfect, except it was ruined, because someone was murdered inconveniently close to his rearrival. It made him sad, except he is much happier now because his vacation was ruined the moment he got back and he had to use a fake name... But it was still obviously perfect.

Clipped some stuff from last nights stream.

Hard at work!

 

[dustnight]

Oh boy, I can smell the arrogance already
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New drinking game, take a shot every time Nick goes 10 minutes without a sexual innuendo.

 

[Maude Snew]

New drinking game, take a shot every time Nick goes 10 minutes without a sexual innuendo.

Why don't you take a shot every time you get struck by lightning, win the lottery, and get bitten by a shark at the same time, that's way more likely.

 

[AnOminous]

New drinking game, take a shot every time Nick goes 10 minutes without a sexual innuendo.

This would probably work better than AA for quitting drinking.

 

[sum ting wong]

I salute all the people able to sit through his streams still. I struggle to get through the clips posted, something about his sanctimonious whiny voice irritates me to no end. Probably because everything he says feels like hypocrisy or that he's talking down to you, as if the trust fund boomer has some hidden knowledge of life that he's graciously willing to impart on you.

Condescending Nick is insufferable.

At least in that final video he's admitting that he has changed, no more coping from locals that he's totally the same person I hope.

 

[Alter Ego]

Well the advertised rant about conservatives wasn't as I expected... I had to go back and relisten to a lot to be sure, but Nick's whole long impassioned defense of the 2nd Amendment was in response to remarks by... Rep. Jamie Raskin, a Democrat. And then Nick just tacked on conservative hate at the end by blaming Republican congressmen for the Democrat president's inevitable vetoing of a pro-2A bill concerning pistol braces. I guess Nick wanted the GOP to be more anti-ATF, too.

Also, if you want to defend the 2nd Amendment, or anything in the US Constitution for that matter, I'm pretty sure it's a good idea to have underlying principles to explain why it's good rather than just saying that it's inherent with no further argument.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Is anyone listening to tonight's show confused as I am? He spends the 1.5 hours on YT laying out the topics for the stream, and then reads super chats, switches to rumble, starts talking about the topics...almost verbatim to what he talked about in YT? I almost thought I put the rumble stream on background at the very beginning of the stream instead of current live.

Plus the way he talked throughout the stream is weird too. Can't put my finger on it. And then he starts chanting "stop being fat" over and over for really really long it's like that autistic surgeon meme. At that point I closed the stream.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Is anyone listening to tonight's show confused as I am? He spends the 1.5 hours on YT laying out the topics for the stream, and then reads super chats, switches to rumble, starts talking about the topics...almost verbatim to what he talked about in YT? I almost thought I put the rumble stream on background at the very beginning of the stream instead of current live.

Plus the way he talked throughout the stream is weird too. Can't put my finger on it. And then he starts chanting "stop being fat" over and over for really really long it's like that autistic surgeon meme. At that point I closed the stream.

Is he coming down from illicit substances? Or maybe he realised how much he mucked up his business model and needs to up his numbers? Or it could just be trying to get back over the slump from going radio silent for 2 weeks.

In general, he seems to be taking things more seriously, but with an edge of the new willingness to actively fight with the audience in a malicious way.

 

[AnOminous]

In general, he seems to be taking things more seriously, but with an edge of the new willingness to actively fight with the audience in a malicious way.

Lightning never strikes twice. He had lightning strike and had a permanent income, guaranteed, if he just continued doing what he was doing.

Instead he decided to turn into a retarded Balldo fag, shit on his previous audience, embrace an audience of psychotic stalkers and parasocial sex freaks, while doubling down on Balldo shit and cuckoldry and other degeneracy.

Now he's wondering how he gets back to his previous success.

Well, he doesn't. He nuked that bridge from orbit.

 

[Maude Snew]

Lightning never strikes twice.

It strikes like two dozen times if you're Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka so fuck it, might as well try to keep making it happen. Reminder that Nick's parents and grandparents are and were also loaded so the channel is his second big thing he likely wouldn't even need, he could just fuck around with token amounts of effort and work and pay with dad's credit card. Unless the parents were to cut him off which seems unlikely considering they bought him two big ass houses and big amounts of land.

Comparing these two also seems appropriate, even though I don't foresee a similar outcome for Nick, doubt he'd eat his own gun.

 

[AnOminous]

Unless the parents were to cut him off which seems unlikely considering they bought him two big ass houses and big amounts of land.

If his parents have any sense they'll use a generation-skipping trust to block Nickhole from getting any of their money while letting his kids get all of it.

 

[crab fucker]

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Sadly, for you, I consider that a dare.
What kind of retarded clippers put "Pedophilia" in their title?

Literally, EVERY creator uses euphemisms - it's discussed openly how NOT to use that word because of YT... That clip would have easily had 1000 more views.
Edit: They clip, not create.

You know, I've been in a few threads in which an extremely dumb alog runs their mouth too much and risk being 'added' to the thread. And normally those people are 'nicely' warned by other users including myself that they need to chill the fuck out. But you are retarded, and I can't think of anything you deserve more than to be included in this thread for being just as much of a sperg as Rekieta and twitteriscancer. So by all means keep posting your dumb little snipes at users, your misunderstandings of how the kiwi farms generally operates, and your weird delusions about multiple users in this thread are Kalea. Eventually you'll be included in a revised thread OP, and then who knows, maybe when the details of your life are fully exposed it will be gutter trash enough to warrant your own thread. Your prissy little threats to dox Elissa and her child will guarantee that you'll receive no sympathy when you're doxxed yourself.

You've really landed yourself in a catch 22 situation despite multiple users telling you to shut up and take a step back. But hey feel free to ignore their advice, you know better right?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Actually, that sounds like the world's most degenerate superhero, with only the power to COOOOM. He puts on the Balldo and transforms from mild-mannered, well, foul-mouthed drunk into Balldo Man, a foul-mouthed drunk with a Balldo on.

Would the ability to commit defamation per se be considered a super power?

 

[Spaded Dave]

Nick the drunkard in denial, and maybe the most shit toast ever.

It sounds like someone is overcoming an alcohol addiction and he's just like "Nah man, drink if you want. You be the judge. Fuck your dad, drink it all unless YOU don't want to." Nick either has zero awareness or just literally cares more about his idgaf image than the well-being of his audience.

I guess his friends Stepdad got whacked in some 3rd world shit hole, and for political reasons?
I'm pretty curious about this one.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Clipped some stuff from last nights stream.

So, from Nick's perspective, he doesn't have to feel responsible for letting his audience down and doesn't need to apologize because they can just leave. Unclear how Nick can feel such pressure and obligation necessitating a vacation (or other absences) with this kind of attitude. Pick a lane Nick; either you feel pressured by others to do the show (triggering your ODD), or you are your own man and don't care what people think.

Nick wanting to do a show where his audience gets to listen to other people's stories sounds like Nick trying to get guests to carry the show and fill content. Unfortunate for any woman he has on. Here's hoping Nick doesn't bully them into flirting with their spouse for his pleasure (or his chat pressures her into taking clothes off and/or insults her at any given opportunity).

Masculinity is a subject that's been done to death from deconstruction to reconstruction with no real progress other than generating book sales/clicks and making males who can't intuit these things even more confused (leading to even more book sales/clicks).

Spoiler: 2 Cents Re: Masculinity

Masculinity is best learned by example. Many concepts seem good on paper (or sound good), but watching someone have to live it removes much of the artifice. Nick and his ilk are not a good example of masculinity outside of what it means to be a weak man in hard times. If a man has to read a book on how to be a man... he's got a long road ahead of him.

Also funny to hear Nick tacitly admit that he has changed, even though he doesn't know how to be anyone but him, even though he just got back from a vacation that he couldn't do daystreams from because he "could not put [himself] in the mindset of being [him]".

Overall, tired of Nick's "I love everyone and there's nothing right or wrong about anything" while he irately passes judgement, but had fun scrolling down on the clips and seeing Nick's nose turn redder and redder.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Also, if you want to defend the 2nd Amendment, or anything in the US Constitution for that matter, I'm pretty sure it's a good idea to have underlying principles to explain why it's good rather than just saying that it's inherent with no further argument.

I'll give a quick explanation that is better than Nick's retardation.
My reason to have a AT4 and a M163 (or any other weapon) is simple.
When my richer neighbors or tyrannical government hate me enough for some dumb reason (Color of my skin, because I like laughing at retards online, Total Tranny/glowie death, or because I forgot to invite them to my birthday party, etc) to bring an armored bulldozer or vehicle to my house, I have the god damned right to defend my life and liberty by blowing them the fuck up for trying to fuck with me.
When said neighbors fly drones or try to shoot me dead outside a walmart (as many dindus do), I have the right to defend myself from such an intrusion by shredding them to bits with my 20mm rotary autocannon on top of my main transportation vehicle.

Did he really post silly shit like that? I mean, it wouldn't be a huge surprise given what a dumb faggot he is. If he's gonna lie about seeing combat, he should at least say that's why his face is seriously fucked up.

I'll point you to his thread (clear). This man was a truck driver for the jarheads claiming to be a captain who was high speed low drag. He's literally the unholy fusion of knock off balldo-lawyering, gravy seals pasta and basement dwelling neet. Just a few highlights:

An ABSOLUTELY ABSURD claim that he was assigned to a FAST Team to guard the U.S. Embassy in Israel in 2006, and there he met Vilerat, Vilerat was a moderator for the Something Awful forums, as well as EVE Online, and was killed in the 2012 Benghazi attack.

A claim that people who wanted to dox him would find him in a place surrounded by Marine guards, and that he placed a call to “a buddy in the Third Intelligence Battalion” that successfully led to all wanting to dox him being themselves doxed.

A claim that he deployed to Afghanistan for 6 or 7 months (no).

So yes, it is entirely appropriate to mock spectre by posting the navy seals pasta (Don't forget him dicking around in Poulter v. Assaf).
Edit: Don't forget he was a Rekieta mod, and claimed to have shit on Montagraph... He basically goes around trying to self-insert into wherever he gets attention.