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To the Editor: A 37-year-old woman with a history of IV heroin use crushed a whole black widow spider, mixed it in 10 mL of distilled water, and injected the mixture intravenously.

One hour later she presented to the emergency department complaining of severe, generalized muscle pain and cramping, mainly affecting her abdomen, thighs, and back, and of a headache and anxiety. She stated that she had given herself the injection with the intent of getting a high, and she denied suicidal ideation. Blood pressure was 188/108 mm Hg, pulse 188, respirations 28, and temperature 99.5°F. On initial physical examination the patient demonstrated anxiety, with mild, generalized diaphoresis. Her heart sounds were tachycardic, the lungs were clear, and the abdomen was diffusely tender. Initial laboratory findings were normal, except for a WBC count of 15.5×109/L and increased levels of liver function enzymes (lactic dehydrogenase, 764 U/L, aspartate aminotransferase, 68 U/L, alkaline phosphatase, 188 U/L, total bilirubin, 1.3 mg/dL). The patient was given IV calcium gluconate, 1 g in a 10% solution, with minimal transient improvement. She subsequently required IV morphine, approximately 10 mg/hour, which relieved her pain. The patient had a history of asthma and became dyspneic a few hours after presentation. Lung auscultation revealed diffuse wheezing. After three treatments with full-strength albuterol, the patient continued to experience dyspnea and wheezing. Methylprednisolone given, and the patient was admitted to the ICU. The next day, in the ICU, the patient became intermittently dyspneic and continued to require frequent nebulized breathing treatments. Her muscle cramping was well controlled with morphine and lorazepam. Calcium was not used in the ICU. Antivenin was not used during the patient's stay because of the potential for anaphylaxis, which we believed might have compounded the patient's already compromised respiratory status. By day 2, the patient was free of pain. Her lungs were clear, and her respiratory status had improved to baseline. She was transferred to a basic ward and discharged for psychiatric evaluation the next day. She was sent home with instructions to take oral steroids and her usual asthma regimen. Findings on follow-up 1 month later were normal. Bronchial smooth muscle contraction in our patient may have resulted from a direct toxic effect of the large amount of black widow spider venom injected. In addition to causing generalized skeletal muscle cramping, Latrodectus venom is thought to cause smooth muscle contraction.1 Another possibility is that one of the various proteins contained in a whole spider, injected intravenously, precipitated an allergic reaction in our patient. Allergy to venom itself has been reported in crotalids, but we are aware of no reports of allergy to spider venom.2 In addition, venom or other proteins may have served as an extrinsic allergen, exaerbating asthma in a known asthmatic.
 
"Stay away from the kids" is now a slur.
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Tor posting on mobile means I am having a hard time getting all these images uploaded, never mind doing a bit with punchline spoiler reveals. Apologies dear reader.


We begin;

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Sparkly drag dude:
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Oh, he was >this< close to getting it.

Old ladies get it.
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Nice foreign gentleman with a sly sense of humor ♥️
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Wait for it.


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*Laughter track*
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*Slide whistle sfx*
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'our kind'
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*Donkey 'hee-haw' sound*
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Womanlet getting referred to in the third person on her walks?
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To the Editor: A 37-year-old woman with a history of IV heroin use crushed a whole black widow spider, mixed it in 10 mL of distilled water, and injected the mixture intravenously.
Is this woman a "woman"? Given the case report is from 1996, very unlikely.

Pooner is transphobic towards her parents:
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Credit to @Syikeblade for finding this.
Mom should tell the kid she now identifies as a bunny rabbit, and bunny rabbits aren't officially support animals.
 
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A woman (not a tranny) in that get up would be weird.
He's obviously trying hard but somehow does not really know what a woman looks like.

Womanlet getting referred to in the third person on her walks?
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Way too much cope here.
Short men get a lot of shit, but nobody systematically "misgenders" them.
Also "masculine" clothing hasn't been a social gender marker since at least the 1940s.
 
Abusive TiM manages to lure in a meek TiF into playing lesbians with him.
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Just broke up with another trans person for misgendering me constantly and they misgendered me as I broke up with them

I’m nb and ftm. I’ve passed entirely as male for years. I was dating a binary trans girl who constantly called me a lesbian and a f*ggot. So funny she couldnt make up her mind on how to misgender me. She would do this “jokingly” in day to day convos, and also every time I tried to share anything emotional with her she would call me an over sensitive lesbian. I’ve been unhappy for a while and any time I try to talk to her to break up with her she just tells me I’m having an outburst and I’m being a lesbian. Finally I gave up on trying to have a convo and have closure since she can’t talk and I just took my dogs for a walk and texted her asking to leave my place. She said I was being bitchy, I’m just prioritizing my needs to communicate my emotions (like that’s a bad thing??), and she said I was being a lesbian.

I’m glad she misgendered me one more time cuz it made it soo easy to finally just block her number. Constantly gaslighting me that I’m emotionally unstable has made it really hard to commit to not speaking to her anymore but calling me a lesbian when I’m breaking up with you for treating me like shit is just justifying my point so thanks. I was never able to “win” when convos go like “please stop calling me a lesbian,” and the response is just “you’re being an over sensitive lesbian.”

So excited to just focus on me and being my trans masc self instead of having another trans person trying to put me in a box.
I'd bet good money this chick doesn't pass in the slightest.
 
who constantly called me a lesbian

she would call me an over sensitive lesbian

she just tells me I’m having an outburst and I’m being a lesbian

and she said I was being a lesbian.

“you’re being an over sensitive lesbian.”
This troon was playing the long game. Dude was trying to get his pooner gf to detransition and be a "lesbian" so he could have the gf he always wanted. If that's not the case I have absolutely not idea what this lunatic was getting at by calling her a lesbian over and over.
 
The question is how does someone get their hands on carbon tet? To my knowledge, it hasn't been manufactured for consumer use anywhere for the better part of 50 years, so they have to be getting it from either a research source or one of the few industrial sources that still exist,
The availability of carbon tetrachloride varies between countries. In some places it is still completely legal for industrial use and chemical suppliers can sell it with no questions asked (Although you won't get it from Sigma-Aldrich, who follow US law wherever they are).

Also posted in that same group: "So my dog is getting neutered today and I'm jealous???"
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That fucking moron has a castration fetish.

There are, in fact, men who get off to the idea of having their balls cut off. Many of them also visit farms to watch bulls and sheep get castrated (there are farmers who indulge their voyeurism for a fee).

Those people are fucking irritating and can't shut up about their fetish. I wouldn't call them transsexuals because they don't want to become women, but rather just get an orchidectomy (and always have a bullshit reason like "don't want children and a vasectomy would be too disfiguring(lol)" or "need it to prevent testicular cancer").

These men also steadfastly refuse to believe that they won't be able to perform sexually after castration.

Seriously, fuck those guys and their bullshit.
 
Sparkly drag dude:
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Oh, he was >this< close to getting it.
I've never been a makeup girl, but even when I wore it on a regular basis, the sparkles and glitter and the overall flashy look were deemed by all to be only suitable for nights out clubbing. And even then I stopped wearing it when I hit 22, because when you lose the baby face, it starts to make it look like you're in drag regardless of whether you're a biological female or not.

Yet another example of a troon thinking that a certain look will make him a pretty girl, while being utterly clueless about what's appropriate in the time and place he's in. When he was still 'identifying as male' he wouldn't have dressed up in a tuxedo to go to the fucking chemist. Likewise, the only chicks who'd be wearing glitter makeup in the middle of the day would be little girls who were still young enough for makeup to be a dress up game for them.

Troons are dumbfucks.
 


I went to use the restroom at a rest stop on the highway and was grabbed by a security officer who was standing outside the “family” restroom. They grabbed my crotch fairly hard and then didn’t let go until I literally stumbled backwards in shock. I’m buying a knife to keep with me even though my parents don’t want me to because it’s my money and I don’t want to get fucking raped again (this is not just about the grabbing incident). I literally had to pull over 10 minutes after getting back in my car and driving away from a panic attack afterwards. My parents STILL say “you really need to give the world a chance you don’t need to have a knife on you or a gun you’ll be fine” and it’s like DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW MANY TRANSGENDER PEOPLE HAVE BEEN RAPED AND MURDERED IN PUBLIC??? NO?? DIDNT FUCKING THINK SO OTHERWISE YOUD GIVE A FUCK!!!

Decided on an antique knife since I like antiques and it was a fabric knife so I can use it for what I do as well.

imagine this absolute moron entering the ladies bathroom with a knife and maybe assaulting the security with it*

also this guy has to be one of you

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i fucking can't
 


I went to use the restroom at a rest stop on the highway and was grabbed by a security officer who was standing outside the “family” restroom. They grabbed my crotch fairly hard and then didn’t let go until I literally stumbled backwards in shock. I’m buying a knife to keep with me even though my parents don’t want me to because it’s my money and I don’t want to get fucking raped again (this is not just about the grabbing incident). I literally had to pull over 10 minutes after getting back in my car and driving away from a panic attack afterwards. My parents STILL say “you really need to give the world a chance you don’t need to have a knife on you or a gun you’ll be fine” and it’s like DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW MANY TRANSGENDER PEOPLE HAVE BEEN RAPED AND MURDERED IN PUBLIC??? NO?? DIDNT FUCKING THINK SO OTHERWISE YOUD GIVE A FUCK!!!

Decided on an antique knife since I like antiques and it was a fabric knife so I can use it for what I do as well.

imagine this absolute moron entering the ladies bathroom with a knife and maybe assaulting the security with it*

also this guy has to be one of you

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i fucking can't
This is pure fetish. The idea that they are so irresistible that men will abandon all reason and rape them. You see this portrayed a lot in erotica written by and for women. The difference is in the erotica they fall in love (ewww) but for the trannies it also feeds their persecution complex so they are killed in the end.
 


I went to use the restroom at a rest stop on the highway and was grabbed by a security officer who was standing outside the “family” restroom. They grabbed my crotch fairly hard and then didn’t let go until I literally stumbled backwards in shock. I’m buying a knife to keep with me even though my parents don’t want me to because it’s my money and I don’t want to get fucking raped again (this is not just about the grabbing incident). I literally had to pull over 10 minutes after getting back in my car and driving away from a panic attack afterwards. My parents STILL say “you really need to give the world a chance you don’t need to have a knife on you or a gun you’ll be fine” and it’s like DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW MANY TRANSGENDER PEOPLE HAVE BEEN RAPED AND MURDERED IN PUBLIC??? NO?? DIDNT FUCKING THINK SO OTHERWISE YOUD GIVE A FUCK!!!

Decided on an antique knife since I like antiques and it was a fabric knife so I can use it for what I do as well.

imagine this absolute moron entering the ladies bathroom with a knife and maybe assaulting the security with it*

also this guy has to be one of you

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i fucking can't
who wants to bet they left out a lot of details
 
*Laughter track*
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>Go to Goodwill
>Buy a cheap dress and some oversized lady's jogging shorts
>Wear those, then eat a lot of cherry snow cones so your lips are red
>Go to Pride festival
>Wear a flag pin
>"Misgender" EVERYBODY
Whole thing would cost less than a trip to the bar and be far more entertaining.
 
Abusive TiM manages to lure in a meek TiF into playing lesbians with him.
I'd bet good money this chick doesn't pass in the slightest.
Took me three readings to figure out exactly what each of them was, and your comments helped.

I get the impression using the correct gender (in context might be "misgendering") is an imprinted reflex of sorts. It can be overcome it if you watch yourself (and care), but in the heat of emotion the affectation disappears. Like people who revert (when upset) to an accent they grew up with but trained away.
 
Is this woman a "woman"? Given the case report is from 1996, very unlikely.


Mom should tell the kid she now identifies as a bunny rabbit, and bunny rabbits aren't officially support animals.
It was more of a response of the "I'd like to see this case study". If you will forgive me, I was 3 drinks in, and thought 'someone will appreciate this psychopathy' and weird case studies really rev my engine.
 
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