Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Diamond Homonculus]

What a payoff holy cow. To be a fly on the wall when Rackets finds out his boyfriends got revealed by someone named Balldo's Gate? Priceless.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

The udder has broken and the milk has floweth unrestrained HOLY FUCK!

 

[The Backwards Man]

They look like saints row 2 characters. Nick, whaddyadoin?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

hunsingeruk​

@RekietaLaw where'd you vacation? islands? florida?​

RekietaLaw​

a beach out west ​

Was Rekieta trying to be clever?

It's hard to tell on this site, but after saying "a beach out west", he added a winking emoji. Look closely! (Or if you're logged in, you can quote that table and look at the raw BBcode)

That makes me think. When Rekieta says "a beach out west", was he speaking in terms of the west of the United States, or the west of a different country?

Does this count as "a beach out west"?

 

[Arcade Gannon]

Nick just can't resist that leprechaun's treasure.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Nick was so dedicated to playing Kayla's gay friend in college that he's still playing the part two decades later. Now that is dedication to the craft.

The gay Jamaica Muscle shirt? he's been throwing this in our faces.

 

[buying gf]

inb4 it was just a prank, you all got trolled, this was 4d chess and don't you look silly!

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I have the urge to watch Cool Runnings now.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

From late last year. Gunt a prophet as usual.

 

[200MB]

HOLY SHIT! Dreamybull and Low Tier God tag teamed our wife, while Nick was desperately trying to resist opening the phone drawer.
@Balldo's Gate Great find.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Just for kicks, I asked chatgpt..

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Just for kicks, I asked chatgpt..

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Didn't he say something about the grandparents coming with? Oh man if he left his kids in some shit Jamaican resort to go coom that would really be the lowest of the low.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I await Rackets culling his IG account.

Mostly because he's too lazy to do so, and none of the paypigs will say shit on Hedonism Friday.

 

[Maude Snew]

Just for kicks, I asked chatgpt..

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Are they run by Drexel? Because I know, when I have a child in need of saving from sex trafficking, I accept no substitutions, only the real deal.

 

[Neetorino]

I never thought that of all things Rekieta would be the reason I make a forum account, but here we are. I noticed the decline in quality once the many ad spots started to litter the show and the Rumble exclusivity kicked in. I think March might've been the last time I actually watched anything from Nick, and I doubt I'll be going back. Tonight's show was it my last try, I liked the interviewee enough to be interested in watching but I just couldn't do it, and based on the thread I'm glad I didn't, sounded dreadful.
Rehab me Kiwibros

 

[Boopims]

WAIT A MINUTE NICK NOO

Cucking out Our Wife to black men or getting fucked by black men, either way it shouldn’t even be surprising at this point but good lord this is too good. The fact he was so silent about his vacation after months of him over explaining his personal life is enough to put suspicion that he went back to the swingers resort.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Rekieta's thread in his mind where Balldo's Gate is commandeering his army of fellow cow touchers and rule breakers:

 

[Maude Snew]

I will actually give credit here, I did enjoy this stream, Ed Greenwood is a delight, could've done with about 25% less Nick though. Also anybody else have weird audio issues pop up from time to time? Just had it cut or stutter for a few seconds four or five times throughout.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

which he is following now.

NICK REKIETA IS NOW FOLLOWING 2 APPARENT MALE HEDONISM II EMPLOYEES ON INSTAGRAM
...AND THEY BOTH FOLLOW HIM BACK

I have used the incredible powers of fan-fiction my all-powerful, all-seeing and unblinking third eye to find out the truth behind how Nick's latest sexcapade "vacation" started:

"Wonderful. We of course welcome you to Hedonism II-"

"YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO HEDONSIM III, YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!" bellows the bug-eyed battle-axe.

"Kay-"

"WE AGREED MY NAME IS MANDY ON THIS TRIP!!!! REEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

I am sure some of you rolled your eyes at my opus, but I was not joking about my powerful, all-seeing and unblinking third eye powers of fan fiction. Fucking knew this unimaginative dipshit would return to the scene of the crime, they always do.

And well done, @Balldo's Gate

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Who even is this guy? "Meep Meep"!

I HAVE NO IDEA!

They just started sperging out about how Kiwi is after them, got belligerent, then it ramped up to THEY SWATTED ME! All with no receipts, of course.

They seem to have 2-3 sons that they homeschool and distrust electronics (as they should) but the paranoia levels of concern come across as batty.

Fake names, "no phones", a wife, a beach, and a bar. No mention of his kids and/or parents. Nothing to see here...

Was Rekieta trying to be clever?

It's hard to tell on this site, but after saying "a beach out west", he added a winking emoji. Look closely! (Or if you're logged in, you can quote that table and look at the raw BBcode)

That makes me think. When Rekieta says "a beach out west", was he speaking in terms of the west of the United States, or the west of a different country?

Does this count as "a beach out west"?

I would not doubt Nick's ability to lie. Remember when he used to say that his detractors accused him of lying but. he responsed, 'I don't lie.' It hasn't happened in a while, and all his fights have been slapfights. He has lost brainpower and the moral high ground.

Didn't he say something about the grandparents coming with? Oh man if he left his kids in some shit Jamaican resort to go coom that would really be the lowest of the low.

I am sure I would know more if I watched the show *gag*, but it sounds like he split the vacation in half or so. One part with kids and the other without. The type of 'break' he got doesn't sound like one you could get with 5 kids needing supervision and he DEFINITELY mentioned kids, so I think they might have started together, then bundled the kids off with his parents, or vice versa.