Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

The big fella is gonna crash another open mic event soon. Word to the wise, if the audience bursts into uncontrollable laughter the minute you walk up to the microphone, you haven't won them over. Also, no one wants to hear about your "itch that never goes away", Patrick.

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'winning over a whole theater of strangers with nothing but wit and a mic'
literally pulling "everybody clapped" and "in this moment I am euphoric" in 1 tweet :lit:
 
Maybe it's bait for the OnA boys - how could they resist seeing Pat live ackwardly bombing a tight 5? BAM! The cyber police are there to finally arrest the criminal atalker childs and facilitate their enjoyment of prison for their many, many crimes.
Nah, Honey Badger don't give a fuck. Check out PFG for the rest of the interaction.
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Rick, because he can't keep his story straight despite being a "professional" author, yet again implying he knows who all of the atalkers are and would identify them on sight so he can immediately neutralize them.
Anybody who heckles him or has a shirt that says WOW is gonna have a fun time at that open mic.
P.S. Your PFP of Hank in Hell makes me laugh every time I see it, thank you very much, @AirdropShitposts
 
The birth of a patposter really is one of the most beautiful parts of nature.
> Hallo @stealthygeek! I share your plight, let's team up.
> My plight exceeds yours, child
> Uh, what? C'mon dude, let's team up!
> I'm sorry you're so stupid. Responding to this twitter account is cyber-harassment; Enjoy prison.
 
> Hallo @stealthygeek! I share your plight, let's team up.
> My plight exceeds yours, child
> Uh, what? C'mon dude, let's team up!
> I'm sorry you're so stupid. Responding to this twitter account is cyber-harassment; Enjoy prison.
This is almost verbatim Fat's conversation with Joe Cumia when Joe reached out to him
 
> Hallo @stealthygeek! I share your plight, let's team up.
> My plight exceeds yours, child
> Uh, what? C'mon dude, let's team up!
> I'm sorry you're so stupid. Responding to this twitter account is cyber-harassment; Enjoy prison.
If only they'd let him explain. So how long until he sues Taylor Swift? #notadate #notbyanymedicalstandard #DLTIW
 
Something rather odd happened today. I think Pat's insane rants about cyberstalking have attracted the attention of a Hollywood composer and schizophrenic named Todd Michael Schultz. I have no idea if this guy has been discussed on this site at all but he seems really unwell:

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His twitter:
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The lawsuit mentioned in his bio:


He sought a restraining order against the guy he's suing as well:

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Some old articles on his composing career, which seems to have stalled recently:


He's Jewish, in case you couldn't tell:
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His YouTube, where today he had a 4 hour manic/psychotic rant against cyberstalkers, Pat was mentioned a few times:
Today's stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thQnr9mYJGE
Some OnAForums people did appear in the chat but most left him alone when it was apparent how unwell he was.

Todd has now grouped himself with Pat and is instructing him to file a lawsuit so he (Todd) can help him:

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Piggy seems rather perplexed with his new "ally":

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Todd's plan is to change court precedent:

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The guy apparently dated/is dating the guy who wrote American Psycho the novel:

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After accusing countless thousands of people of stalking him, Pat may have attracted his first actual stalker.
 
After accusing countless thousands of people of stalking him, Pat may have attracted his first actual stalker.
He'd be very easy to stalk, as he is the only vaguely humanoid visible from orbit by the naked eye. Can probably smell him up there too.
 
Pat's insane rants about cyberstalking have attracted the attention of a Hollywood composer and schizophrenic named Todd Michael Schultz.
it's been interesting reading the non-punished SWATTer forum's thread on this guy. he is genuinely bugfuck bonkers and seems to be in kind of a John Bulla / Von Wolf Demon entanglement with some sicko who's manipulating him and preying on his delusions while pretending to be his ally.

(actually maybe it wasn't Von Wolf Demon who literally bullied Bulla into eating his own shit on skype but that's the dynamic i'm thinking of)

this skitzoid's "special friend" moderates his livestreams, encourages him to file frivolous lawsuits etc. it's always sobering to get these glimpses into the much darker cousin of the absolutely harmless blameless and good-natured innocent hijinks we here engage in.

also pat's fat
 
I saw that earlier on the other forum and that "crackhead resilience and ninja-like reflexes" bit killed me, HB is definitly the new king of texting Pat ever since SpaceEdge and Boomia dropped out of the game.

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Something rather odd happened today.
I'll never stop laughing if all the years of Paddy fatly crying wolf about atalkers are catching up with him and he gets a bona-fide, gang-stalking believer schizo showing up at his doorstep. God knows he'd deserve it, it would be the purest form of poetic justice. Is that dude legit the partner of Ellis or are these, borrowing some Pat parlance here, just his delusions?
 
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I saw that earlier on the other forum and that "crackhead resilience and ninja-like reflexes" bit killed me, HB is definitly the new king of texting Pat ever since SpaceEdge and Boomia dropped out of the game.

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I'll never stop laughing if all the years of Paddy fatly crying wolf about atalkers are catching up with him and he gets a bona-fide, gang-stalking believer schizo showing up at his doorstep. God knows he'd deserve it, it would be the purest form of poetic justice. Is that dude legit the partner of Ellis or are these, borrowing some Pat parlance here, just his delusions?
The Pativerse expands again! So if I'm correct, Pat's allies in his crusade against the aTalkers are:

- An unemployed, morbidly obese pathological liar so unpleasant to be around he has an Urban Dictionary entry mocking him dated from 2003, which may be the last time he brushed his teeth.
- An insane libelous Indian faildoxer who used to be friends with Weev and a member of the Gay Niggers Association of America.
- An autistic Icelandic permavirgin who admits to being unable to tie his own shoelaces and who thinks Interpol extradite people for lolsuits.
- A paranoid Jewish schizophrenic gangstalking victim who thinks he is in a relationship with Bret Easton Ellis.

A superhero team like this needs a name. Ideas?
 
I'll never stop laughing if all the years of Paddy fatly crying wolf about atalkers are catching up with him and he gets a bona-fide, gang-stalking believer schizo showing up at his doorstep. God knows he'd deserve it, it would be the purest form of poetic justice. Is that dude legit the partner of Ellis or are these, borrowing some Pat parlance here, just his delusions?
That was my first thought but it appears to be true and has been for a while:
Since 2010, Ellis has been dating a musician named Todd Michael Schultz, and he served as the millennial muse-slash-foil in White.
 
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