Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Yeah, he is definitely going to need a roll-in shower and bars. Also looks like ramps will be needed outside because the garage looks to be below the living area of the house or I am not sure what is going on with that. I thought I was looking at a basement, but it appears to be the garage. At least it is only 1.54 acres and not whatever idiot amount he was talking about before. Still looks like Tammy will have to get a riding mower or pay a bit for a landscaping service or maybe that is part of why Jack and Tammy Jr are moving in. I am not really sure what they were thinking of buying this house. I think they could have found something more appropriate in the price range. Is Tammy Jr still in school and/or working? Whatever happened with her brain tumor?

Edit: Hmm this property is not in Sumner county. Let's see...
Edit 2: LMAO IS SOMEONE TROLLING US?



103 Thomas Ct

 

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[Tiresome]

Edit 2: LMAO IS SOMEONE TROLLING US?

Sadly no, I can't be arsed to screenshot with as slow as TOR is being right now but it looks like the principal on the house-flipping company that slapped some paint and plasterboard on Jack's Death Hovel is a dude named Keith Snead.

 

[ZipDisk]

New Jackism "spraying America"

Honestly, what is the government supposedly spraying us with? I remember the chemtrail craze 20 years ago, but this sounds like a new unhinging.

Considering how fundies whack it to revelations, you'd think they'd respect Mark 13:32

Zillow
That kitchen island orientation is going to drive Jack nuts, no more having the microwave as the centerpiece of the video. I bet he turns the camera towards the ugly sink, like an idiot.

Rob
"oh he didn't". Instantly knows what the rando is talking about.

 

[Polska krowa]

New Jackism "spraying America"

Honestly, what is the government supposedly spraying us with? I remember the chemtrail craze 20 years ago, but this sounds like a new unhinging.

The chemtrail people are back, baby!

 

[Kosher Salt]

Edit 2: LMAO IS SOMEONE TROLLING US?



103 Thomas Ct

It's a real business.



The principal office listed is a residential address. As somebody else mentioned, the owner's a guy named Keith L. Snead Jr.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

It's a real business.

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The principal office listed is a residential address. As somebody else mentioned, the owner's a guy named Keith L. Snead Jr.

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Meme magic strikes again!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Zillow
That kitchen island orientation is going to drive Jack nuts, no more having the microwave as the centerpiece of the video. I bet he turns the camera towards the ugly sink, like an idiot.

The video on Vimeo shows that it's either been taken out or the Zillow picture shows it's been built.

We'll have to check when Jagoff decides to start filming again.

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Just more evidence that Rob is low-key trolling Jagoff.

 

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[Super Hans v2]

This may be because my sweet tooth is what's going to end up killing me, but it sounds like pudding cookies would be tasty.

But getting back to shitting on Jack, his position would be sad if he wasn't such a sack of shit that deserves all the suffering he gets. I had to laugh when he claimed it difficult to fold in the chocolate chips. No it isn't Jack, not if you have a pair of functional arms, like TamHam for instance.

 

[Blasterisk]

Jack is less intelligible than Demoman, which is fine because he's got two tickets to Arby's, and he's not givin' 'em to ya. He's goin' with your tickets.

 

[p1138]

omg, that cut at 1:38 where tammy just mixes it while fatty stands in the background, then it just jumps back with fatty in front of the bowl again talking as if he did it. it's like a shitty shot on video home movie stunt double edit.

And then again at the 2 minute mark the flour is just miraculously mixed in after a crappy jump cut.

2:10 he had to do a jump cut after pouring the chocolate chips in the bowl to set the measuring cup down? And then of course he's trying to explain folding batter but can't demonstrate it. Pretends to stir it for a second, and then jump to tammy putting the batter on the tray.

2:35 ffs, he can't even break a cookie in half.

"Gooier, softer, creamier, everything" and probably didn't wait for them to cool off since anyone who has ever baked cookies knows you don't eat the damn things immediately.

2:54 wtf is that earthquake home run thing?

Of course he managed to get in his 4th food group without being able to shout "KETOOOO!", sugar. I'm sure the thought crossed through what's left of his mind to put cheese in it.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

From the comments on the cookie video:

I checked Jack's facebook but didn't see any comments under the post announcing the video. Did the facebook comments get deleted or is the youtube commenter shitposting?

 

[p1138]

From the comments on the cookie video:
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I checked Jack's facebook but didn't see any comments under the post announcing the video. Did the facebook comments get deleted or is the youtube commenter shitposting?

lol, probably just shitposting. Remember, that's his go-to excuse every damn time he gets called out on eating something loaded with carbs. I doubt he could actually read the comments now to be assmad about it if he wanted to.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

lol, probably just shitposting. Remember, that's his go-to excuse every damn time he gets called out on eating something loaded with carbs. I doubt he could actually read the comments now to be assmad about it if he wanted to.

That's why it seems so believable, I was hoping someone pulled a "Good thing you're not diabetic... Oh wait, you are!" on facebook and he brought the one bite lie out of retirement.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I think he sounds worse here than he did before. He's slurring, totally mushbraining it all over the place and of course he does none of the actual work.

And just more evidence that we have a mole that reports to Jagoff himself he's deliberately standing behind Hammy who does all the work. Before this he was off camera, last time we caught him sitting to the side and now he's standing there quite clearly.

 

[ZipDisk]

Another clearly stolen from a woman recipe. It's amusing that Jack doesn't even realize the recipes he steals are feminine coded.

Chogit chips
syrb (pointing at brown sugar, a new low for shurgur)

One thing the move will tell us is exactly how much shit there is in the pipe. Jack might be able to disguise November for April, but he won't be able to do that with a different house!

Bystanding with Jack.
Spray is still on Jack's remainder of a mind.

I wonder if Jack will outlive the "TIME TO EAT YALL" sign.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

My aunt used to make cookies with instant pudding but white chocolate instant pudding. She had some recipe for it cut out of a homemaking magazine, so this idea has been out there at least 30 years or so.

I was laughing my ass off at fatty trying to cream cold butter and sugar with a spoon. You can only obviously do that by hand if the butter is a warmer room temp. Why didn't he use a hand mixer if he was going to go the cold butter route? Both of them ate all the cookies the minute the cam went off.

I am guessing Jack has just resigned himself to death and wants to die the way he lived - being a disgusting hellbound fat fuck.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Why didn't he use a hand mixer if he was going to go the cold butter route?

Just use a stand mixer. Those things are industrial powered and can carve through anything.

Both of them ate all the cookies the minute the cam went off.

Of course they did and the "Hammy took them to work" is the lie they use when there's none left for Jr and Jr.

 

[Goatchoker]

The fact that he still doesn’t have a solid stand mixer is insane. They are they best damn thing and the attachments are awesome. I’ve had mine for almost 20 years (lol fuck) and it’s still truckin.
They last forever and can be operated with one arm. But he’d rather waste money on gimmicky bullshit.

Never change jack.
He’s not gonna see Christmas I bet and it almost makes me sad.