Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Maude Snew]

Shane's complete inability to learn literally anything is really quite remarkable.

It's quite Patrickan if you think about it. We keep telling him.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Someone capped this from Shane's Facebook:



We're now apparently in the find out era. How... Terrifying.

Oh yeah, I'd definitely like to tap in Microsoft's lawyers to this case with the guy who keeps claiming to be a high level veteran of their company. Have a couple questions to ask for the record.

Found courtesy of the brother men. This guy is insane. View attachment 5167734View attachment 5167735View attachment 5167736

Okay, definitely have your legal counsel send in their threats to do something that they can't do. We'll wait on pins and needles, Shane.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay, definitely have your legal counsel send in their threats to do something that they can't do. We'll wait on pins and needles, Shane.

The fat meth mouthed faggot has to crowdsource a bed and even then he gyps the bed company out of their money and spends the money on Mountain Dew instead.

Lmao he has lawyers. I'm sure.

What a bitch-titted fat fag, and did I mention a pedophile too? I conclude that he is a pedophile from his requests for underage nudes from the mother of the child whose nudes he wanted. What a diddler pervert.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Found courtesy of the brother men. This guy is insane. View attachment 5167734View attachment 5167735View attachment 5167736

This gives some "Consequences Will Never be the Same!" vibes.
Since Shane literally worked for Indian call centers

No one trusts a scammer Shane.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Shane should really consider himself lucky that kf is down as googling his name would lead people to his thread and show that not only is he broke and has to beg for money but he's fat and has to lie to not come off as a compete loser.

I’m pretty sure this thread is not the only place where people could work out that he’s an unemployable bum who makes stupid threats he can’t make good on. Dickhead’s all over the net acting like this.

 

[OopsieDoodles]

Yay! Found the new site!
Butterknife Nokes is in panic mode and making threats that he has no intention of carrying out. He's a penniless zero with a front butted wife and a dead left arm. He can't even afford help for his mental illness unless he goes to a free clinic. He's in the lolcow Hall of Fame along with Patrick and Chris. Well done, Fatso.

 

[ChromaQuack]

>We will only talk about it legally and no apology will be accepted

As usual, not a lawyer but,

Wouldn't the fact that he makes his intent clear that he isn't seeking to be "made whole" or "to have justice served" or however-the-fuck-lawyers-word-this by way of apology pretty much torpedo any chance (even below zero) that he could have to successfully litigate? it shows you're unwilling to compromise and are just seeking to damage the other party like a spiteful little retard; something I imagine immediately causes any and all judges to throw your garbage out of their court and awarding you the legal equivalent of "not your personal army faget" as the stated reason.

Of course that would require this broke, posturing, banned from twitter oligophrenic simpleton to be able to afford even a minute of lawyer time for them to stamp a C&D letter, and he is in such financial dire straits that he had to formulate a retarded plan to annoy a crack shack bed supplier until they just let him have a free bed, as it was not worth the hassle of dealing with his trisomy 21, perennially leaking, utensil violated ass.

 

[downloads]

Consider this, Acerthorn is actually more energetic and functional than this sluggish parasitic retard.

Right? I never thought I would ever say something that could be construed as positive about Acer but at least he vaguely understands the purpose behind the legal system, even though he doesn't understand individual laws in any capacity. If we are generous and assume Shane knows as much about how to sue someone as he does about anything technological, i.e. he just screams a bunch of words and emojis into twitter, I wouldn't expect anything more than an unaddressed nude picture of himself with a gavel shoved up his ass stuffed in a mailbox.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Right? I never thought I would ever say something that could be construed as positive about Acer but at least he vaguely understands the purpose behind the legal system, even though he doesn't understand individual laws in any capacity. If we are generous and assume Shane knows as much about how to sue someone as he does about anything technological, i.e. he just screams a bunch of words and emojis into twitter, I wouldn't expect anything more than an unaddressed nude picture of himself with a gavel shoved up his ass stuffed in a mailbox.

I want a pay-to-view fight set up. By a neutral but also funny person, like Rekeita. This would make me so gender euphoric.

 

[lindsayfan]

He's fat enough that unless he's extremely well endowed (which he isn't) it will be completely covered by his gunt.

fat as he is, he's rocking an innie for sure. when he wants to take a piss he probably has to flatten the fat pad around it with one hand, and with the other jam a butter knife into his mons-like crease to pry the head of his microdick free of the lard

 

[RussianParasite]

I think there is an interesting poll to be had here regarding Mr.Nokes:

If you woke up tomorrow morning as Shane, what method would you use to kill yourself?

 

[joebobmurphy]

I think there is an interesting poll to be had here regarding Mr.Nokes:

If you woke up tomorrow morning as Shane, what method would you use to kill yourself?

I would use my tugboat to buy an obscene amount of alcohol and drink until I don't wake up. Vern Troyer style.

 

[Sniperwoof]

I think there is an interesting poll to be had here regarding Mr.Nokes:

If you woke up tomorrow morning as Shane, what method would you use to kill yourself?

Probably a shotgun because it's the most efficient and I wouldn't want to spend a single second as this fat retarded faggot more than necessary.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I think there is an interesting poll to be had here regarding Mr.Nokes:

If you woke up tomorrow morning as Shane, what method would you use to kill yourself?

The faster I go from being this fat blob retard, the better.
Probably doing a dive from a window from the top of a building.

 

[AnOminous]

If you woke up tomorrow morning as Shane, what method would you use to kill yourself?

I'd cook something and eat it, being Shane, the food would be deadly poison.

 

[internet friend]

I think there is an interesting poll to be had here regarding Mr.Nokes:

If you woke up tomorrow morning as Shane, what method would you use to kill yourself?

In Shane's body? Probably a light jog

 

[JelloJerk]

I think there is an interesting poll to be had here regarding Mr.Nokes:

If you woke up tomorrow morning as Shane, what method would you use to kill yourself?

I think the shock of it all and the putrid smell of my person might just kill me on its own, no need to do anything.

 

[Dean Pentel]

He's a penniless zero with a front butted wife and a dead left arm.

Real quick: did we ever confirm that woman was actually in a relationship with him? That seems a lot more likely than she was a sex worker (with a self-loathing bordering suicidal).

 

[LobsterBoy669]

The faster I go from being this fat blob retard, the better.
Probably doing a dive from a window from the top of a building.

That's awfully reckless of you, an impact that large could trigger an extinction event

 

[AirdropShitposts]

As usual, not a lawyer but,

Wouldn't the fact that he makes his intent clear that he isn't seeking to be "made whole" or "to have justice served" or however-the-fuck-lawyers-word-this by way of apology pretty much torpedo any chance (even below zero) that he could have to successfully litigate? it shows you're unwilling to compromise and are just seeking to damage the other party like a spiteful little retard; something I imagine immediately causes any and all judges to throw your garbage out of their court and awarding you the legal equivalent of "not your personal army faget" as the stated reason.

Of course that would require this broke, posturing, banned from twitter oligophrenic simpleton to be able to afford even a minute of lawyer time for them to stamp a C&D letter, and he is in such financial dire straits that he had to formulate a retarded plan to annoy a crack shack bed supplier until they just let him have a free bed, as it was not worth the hassle of dealing with his trisomy 21, perennially leaking, utensil violated ass.

Yes, if you want to file an actual successful lawsuit, do not attempt extortion/blackmail/etc. first in a way that the defendant can easily record and provide to the court.

What Shane wrote would probably get a defamation case dismissed and him on the hook for legal fees even in a state without an anti-SLAPP statute.

That said, he should totally prove how big of losers we all are by proceeding anyway.