Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.4%

  • Total voters
    386
My theory is that he's building a room in his house to be a podcast room. He's going to start a podcast like the Whatever podcast where he invites a bunch of Instagram thots to come on the show and talk about 'modern dating issues' or some garbage. He'll probably also use this opportunity to flirt with them, making everyone uncomfortable.

He should call it 'Unfresh and Unfit for Human Consumption'.

And that's my point. It hasn't been proven. I'm not denying that the evidence against him is compelling. I am saying that it's a bit of a leap to say he followed a black guy on instagram because that guy fucked his wife real good like.

He didn't just 'follow a black guy on instagram'. He followed TWO black guys -- both staff at a swinger's resort that is known to be a place where well-to-do white women from the first world go to get banged by well endowed blacks from the third world.

This swingers resort is a place that Nick and his wife are known to have visited in the past while on vacation, and he followed them just a month or so prior to his disappearing on another vacation.

As with the first vacation, he's refusing to tell anybody where they went. This time, he almost certainly won't be posting any photographs, because that was what got him caught last time.

Now is it possible that neither Nick nor Kayla got banged by the black staff at the swinger's resort they visited? Sure, it's POSSIBLE. But in that case, why would you pay the enormous premium to visit a resort where the black cock is available on tap?

The evidence may be circumstantial, but it's pretty damn compelling to me. I'd definitely convict if I was on a jury.
 
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Thread reader Potentially Criminal is not a fan of Cynthia.

All of you are stuck as Kaleas, but I have been gathering boxed wine and joint youtube accounts to pay for an upgrade to Xino status.

On a more serious note, it is interesting that Elissa has become openly hostile to Cynthia. Will Cynthia blossom into an a-log or minor lolcow? Or will she be threadbanned first?

I feel for his kids at this point. One of the worst things to think about is your parents doing it. The only worse thing is them doing it with other people, and worse than that is them going to Hedonism II to get blown out.
I wonder what Nick tells them and his parents when he goes to Jamaica.

Considering that Nick laments his lack of knowledge about his parents' sex lives while he was growing up, it's fair to say his children might be well informed.
 
The author clearly goes into EVERYTHING. I like on the back cover it reads, "The highest repeat guest rate in the Caribbean."

I used to loathe Julie Bindel but over the last few years, I've come to appreciate her work a lot more. There's an interview she did last week with Douglas Murray on 'What is the Point of Pride' that I thought was fantastic.

She wrote this piece on Hedonism II in 2003

Female sex tourism: white, middle-aged women paying for sex with young men in the Global South

And for anyone who might be interested, here's the thing she did with Murray. Both are gay. Both are at opposite ends of the political spectrum. Both think Pride is utterly worthless.

 
Now is it possible that neither Nick nor Kayla got banged by the black staff at the swinger's resort they visited? Sure, it's POSSIBLE. But in that case, why would you pay the enormous premium to visit a resort where the black cock is available on tap?

The evidence may be circumstantial, but it's pretty damn compelling to me. I'd definitely convict if I was on a jury.
Nick admitted in DMs that Kayla wanted to swing, and shortly after that, he goes on a vacation to Jamaica. Jamaica is jam-packed with all-inclusive resorts but does he go to a normal one? No, he goes to a cuck resort. Now I suppose maybe they have really nice hors-d'oeuvres or some shit, but I think if someone is going to a cuck resort with their swinging wife, they're going there to get cucked.

Even more so when he then follows two of the resort's black bulls on social media.

Then he starts going to gay bars in his underwear while rolling on molly. I can think of a couple of reasons to go to a gay bar that conceivably don't involve sucking cock and engaging in gay buttsex, but none of them involve doing it in your underwear while on a sex drug.
 
He's never gonna say outright that he is a swinger. We also have the Faran DMs, which obviously shouldn't just be taken as true, but it said that Nick admitted to her to going to swinger parties and that he was going to make a sex dungeon. I believe that the DMs were leaked before Nick ever said anything on stream about making a sex dungeon at all. I know he talked about having that cross device and other things at that point, but not making a separate room to house all their coom products.
It's more than that. Remember, this is what the DM said (I see while writing this that it's already been reposted, but the site isn't letting me delete the image. So you can read it again!)

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Let's go through what Faran claimed Nick said.

Claim:
Faran said Nick said he was building a sex room. Nick recently publicly admitted he's been trying and failing to find a contractor to build a sex room for some time. I don't think he mentioned a sex room a few months ago when the DM was leaked. He had talked about the weird sex cross and the "field kit" of sex toys though.

Claim:
Faran said Nick said he and Kayla went to "swinger island". Subsequent to the date that this conversation was claimed to have taken place, the room Rekieta streamed from while in Jamaica was matched with a room at Hedonism II in a post on this thread. While we don't know for certain, there is now circumstantial evidence involving Nick's social media activity and use of fake names that suggest that they may have dumped the kids with his parents and ran back to Hedonism II this past month.

If Nick did use the term "swinger island" in reference to Hedonism II, that's interesting, because recently on stream he insisted that Hedonism II hadn't been a swinger resort since the 1990s.

Claim:
Faran specifically writes that Nick "admitted his wife wants to swing". Faran also gave her takeaway from the conversation: "part of me thinks it's her and he's trying to go along with it". For whatever reason, at the time, most people assumed that this was Nick lying to Faran to try to make Faran put her guard down and place all agency for the "swinger" situation on Kayla.

I think in light of the Jamaican R&R situation, it's time to re-evaluate.that conclusion. Especially given all the other things like the massage story or the quite brazen flirting with Branca on stream.

Is it Nick trying to please his wife? Is his wife not satisfied? Who knows. But Nick always says internet rumors are true..........
You don't willingly, nay, gleefully strap a balldo onto your fucking nuts if your dick is working.
@JudyGemstone has a nice rundown of the Faran DM situation. One thing I will add is that I recall that when Rekieta was forced to address the leak on stream, his most specific denial was when he forcefully said he knew he never told Faran they were swingers, because they aren't swingers.

Read the DM carefully. It doesn't say they're swingers, just that his wife wanted to try it.

The really weird and public obsession with sex toys seemed to me part of a desperate attempt to divert her from the swinging thing with appendages that aren't attached to another man.

I mean, he goes to Hedonism II at LEAST once, likely twice, follows two black bulls from Hedonism II, and the focal points on the resort is exhibitionism and swinging. One could think that it is solely an exhibition streak that Nick is there for, but then why would you follow the instagram accounts of two black bull workers at the resort?
I encourage people to check out Hedonism II's marketing material on Instagram or their website. You can find a bunch of pictures of the staff on there and they aren't all R&Rs. Some of them are even women!
 
Reading comments about how much/what kind of evidence is required to prove someone did something reminds me of the case of Caylee Anthony, and notably her mother Casey Anthony.

For those unfamiliar, here is a decent video about it. A bit over an hour long, but worth a watch.


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Nick fighting with his fans in LOCALS comments. For transparency, most of the posts are supportive, but the fact that Nick is replying entertains me.

To note: those diamond badges after usernames idiciate at least 12 months of continuous LOCALS support.

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So, members of Nick audience request better (or just more frequent) shows on his channel, Nick responds with "people need me to be something else" or the like.

Nick's inability to separate his identity from his channel converts any criticism of his channel into a personal attack. Consequently, Nick seems to think that a personal defense is all that's needed. It's almost always:

a) I'm just being me
b) You don't/can't know me
c) I won't change who I am

The above defenses (however unconvincing) would more naturally fit with someone confronting Nick about his substance use, parenting, marriage, or other personal aspects of his being but when applied to his channel it sounds incredibly narcissistic and off-topic. It's Nick's show, but he needs to stop taking things so personally if he wants to succeed.
 
One thing I will add is that I recall that when Rekieta was forced to address the leak on stream, his most specific denial was when he forcefully said he knew he never told Faran they were swingers, because they aren't swingers.

Read the DM carefully. It doesn't say they're swingers, just that his wife wanted to try it.
This is an outstanding catch. Nick has a habit of making these "Well technically, that's not what I said," defenses.
 
So I was taking a stroll through my notifications for fuck all and noticed something quite strange! It seems I'm a Kalea alt! She logged into my account this past Tuesday and for some God forsaken reason did the following. I don't know what these fucking reports were referring to!! Does she have agents in KF???

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Question is: Who else has she done this to? Surely I'm not the only one whose account was so skillfully ABUSED! to commit such horrible hate crimes against our Local schizo.

Shame on you, Kalea! Every single one of you! (Including me)
I've seen no evidence of this but you'd almost think this motherfucker was a lawyer or something.
More often, he generally speaks the truth without giving the more accurate impression. It's in all how it is read (or said) aloud and one has to look away from any filler speech on potentialities. Of course, something that has not yet happened is potentially possible under the right conditions. He spends a significant amount of time trying to lead the viewer away from displeasing topics by referring them to the future...

Edit: And FWIW, I always find that someone is lying on the topic of potentialities particularly if they're posturing on how it is such a great idea. It's as if they're asking for credit to be delivered then and there on future accomplishments. It's a tell also they'll lose steam once they achieve the immediate incentives (instant gratification validation) which is then exchanged for real world expectations.
Cynthia getting the love she deserves! She hasn't been around in a few days is she circling the thread like a drunken shark or did she get thread banned and I missed it?
With the complaints here, I'm sure others reported (on top of the nefarious dealings of Kalea's alts). I kind of expected a mod to say something ahead of time if they actually were, but I have no idea how these things work out in reality. Still washing out the Noob sheen (also: stench) from my freshly procured Kiwi garb. (Anyone, feel free to correct me on the topic.)
Reading comments about how much/what kind of evidence is required to prove someone did something reminds me of the case of Caylee Anthony, and notably her mother Casey Anthony.
That was a sad case.
 
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I've seen no evidence of this but you'd almost think this motherfucker was a lawyer or something.
100% on the lawyer remark, but I have an example. His bullshit excuse on his "MAPS on the wall" cracks he would make on youtube (or however he phrased it), is a classic example of this behavior. "No what I actually was saying..." Rackets would say, trying to talk his way around clear hate speech.

Note, I agree with the sentiment completely, pedo's should get lead, but I also would agree with youtube on this, that it's a TOS violation. Yeah hate speech is retarded, but so is Youtube/google/alphabet, and their TOS in general.

Edit: and I was banging the drum about this during yt strike #1, and louder during strike #2. As far as we know, the only strike he got pulled, was his initial questionable one.
 
"No what I actually was saying..." Rackets would say, trying to talk his way around clear hate speech.
I don't believe there is such a thing as "hate speech" in any meaningful sense. There certainly isn't a category of speech in the U.S. that can be prosecuted as "hate speech" because the category simply does not exist as an exception to the First Amendment.

But if there is, then this particular target deserves it.
 
I feel for his kids at this point. One of the worst things to think about is your parents doing it. The only worse thing is them doing it with other people, and worse than that is them going to Hedonism II to get blown out.
I wonder what Nick tells them and his parents when he goes to Jamaica.
Yeah, I hope that Nick's kids make something out of themselves and realise that E-Fame in this sector will fuck up anyone or just E-Fame in general unless you can legitimately stay humble and sane. Nobody but the audience wins.
 
With the complaints here, I'm sure others reported (on top of the nefarious dealings of Kalea's alts). I kind of expected a mod to say something ahead of time if they actually were, but I have no idea how these things work out in reality.
Funny thing I never actually reported her maybe because I am lazy or maybe because reporting people is redditor behavior but I would have expected whatever mod had the honor of booting the loon to post a comment about it or something also
 
Yeah, I hope that Nick's kids make something out of themselves and realise that E-Fame in this sector will fuck up anyone or just E-Fame in general unless you can legitimately stay humble and sane. Nobody but the audience wins.
It requires rigid discipline frankly none of us likely possess to stay out of the fame gutter so to speak, so I question if it is really preventable. Figures who just comment on the gutter can risk being sucked into it themselves just because of the way the notoreity and interest easily sways. Prediction: It is the human condition to be vulnerable to audience persuasion or to our own hubris. I think that's OK. To work to be invulnerable to it would require living nonexistently from others as some sort of legend and I see that to be the most isolating of all.

Edit: Obviously ditto on the kiddos.
Got this thrown in my Youtube recommendation feed. "Making Modafinil" aka Provigil, the narcolepsy medicine balldo takes. Guess he has been running out lately and started looking up how to make it after watching Elissa Clips' videos.
I'd prefer yours to what I got. I was on a clean acct that showed recommends on making fancy loops with ropes. Very Etsy but also creepy.
 
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Anyone read this yet? Just downloaded the audiobook (get 1 free audiobook a month). I'll see if I can upload the recording here. Anyone want to start a book club? :unholy: I've also screen captured the pages you can see free on Amazon. The author clearly goes into EVERYTHING. I like on the back cover it reads, "The highest repeat guest rate in the Caribbean."

LINK: https://www.amazon.com/Naked-Truth-about-Hedonism-Unauthorized/dp/0966268385
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Also, when searching on YT for Hedonism II, this couple popped up...... The Traveling Swingers...... and they talk about another resort in Cancun...... "Desire Pearl." They also list a number of other places...... one in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Definitely could be our little swinging informants on all the places they go to that are "swinger friendly."

Hedonism II also has an Instagram.
OK, trying to figure out the point here. Hedonism II is, and has been for decades, a sex resort. That is not news. I mean, wtf; did you not notice the name?
 
OK, trying to figure out the point here. Hedonism II is, and has been for decades, a sex resort. That is not news. I mean, wtf; did you not notice the name?
Without putting words in the poster's mouth, I'm going to guess that the point was that this is the Nick Rekieta thread and that a few weeks ago Nick Rekieta insisted on stream that Hedonism II has not been a swingers resort since the 1990s.

 
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