Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

From 2018, a couple of random tweets I came across:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/952687015493062657 (archive.ph)
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/952687494222565382 (archive.ph)
 
Obviously the surgeons would base it off the biggest dilator but Kevin had to be horny about how his amhole would be able to take a "big dick" with ease (...and then a month later, reality hits).
Well now, that is something I'm sure every woman has to do. Maybe if Terry Gillam decided inflation porn was a new narrative medium, but I'm sure biology nailed this one down by creating a female specific set of organs.
 
260 pounds of pure fat at 5'11"? jesus dude that is pretty bad. im 5'11" but at 160 with some of that being muscle, and even i feel over weight. god, troons are disgusting.

Christ I didn't think he was that big, I'm about 190 at 5'9" but I'm a roider
He must literally be a brain and spinal cord floating in an ocean of blubber because he doesn't look like that much of a planetoid and this was 2018 and he's only gotten fatter

How the fuck has he been approved for surgery when he must weigh at least 260 by now. That anaesthiologist must have some mad skills
 
Life affirming surgery is strictly necessary and does wonders to the quality of your life. Luckily all Kevin has to do for the near future is get his ankles up on those plushies. Thankfully Mistress takes care of all the little things like shopping, working, cleaning the house, feeding the animals and so on.

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No side effects at all. Honestly, he's just pulled a muscle in his stomach. Anything else is strictly a coincidence.l
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It doesn't stop him being gross. Whereas anyone who's been near one would tell you that trannies actually smell of shit
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Toy collection news. Although from here it looks more like shopping addiction. Which is a totally female thing to do. Suggestions that he's turning into Colorado's own Mr Trebus are totally unfair.
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And adding to the beauty parade. would you be confused as to which pronouns to use for this dude. Seeing the side shave would tell me he's a tranny, so an easy wind up using the usual dude pronouns.
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It doesn't stop him being gross. Whereas anyone who's been near one would tell you that trannies actually smell of shit
Especially if they used part of the digestive system for the stink ditch, as well as rotting corpse flesh, and sweaty male ballsack skin.

It would be more amazing if they did not smell of shit.
 
I feel like the Kevin Gibes' Show is becoming slightly predictable with how this AmHole 2.0 arc is playing out like the AmHole 1.0 arc. Come on Kevin, at least get a fistula while shoving your dilator in too hard.

that Kevin actually dilating as opposed to just seething would be a plot twist out of character, but we want to surprise the audiences a bit here.

Plus, breaking the wall between his amhole and rectum would surely make Jen go down on him, so that's a plus.
 
Not only is our Kev getting bored of dilating, but simple personal hygiene is starting to be a bit too much. Maybe he should pretend he's inflating himself,
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As if getting beaten up on the short bus wasn't enough, he even failed the tard test. But he identifies as one, therefore he is.
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Although he claims to be doing some real life housework. The picture tells otherwise. Thankfully he self censors the moobs.
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Sorry, twitter has an annoying fixed white band at the top of every page that moves as you scroll. My screenshot software picks it up at random places.
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And from one of Kevin's retweets. We've all seen that so-called facial feminisation surgery does fuck all. Now the troons are passing round a tweet from a woman who didn't realise her husband was on wrong-sex hormones for years. No, sirree, that wasn't middle aged spread and moobs. Something totally different.
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As if getting beaten up on the short bus wasn't enough, he even failed the tard test. But he identifies as one, therefore he is.
I like Kevin bragging about his below lowest needed score, when all his replies are bragging about getting like 100 points more than him lmfao

You aren't autistic Kevin, you're just retarded. You can't even get enough points on a fake internet quis.
 
You aren't autistic Kevin, you're just retarded. You can't even get enough points on a fake internet quis.
He failed at even being an autist, despite probably trying his hardest to pass as one. At least he got closer than he does to passing as a woman, because he is one of the most obviously male troons alive.
 
I like Kevin bragging about his below lowest needed score, when all his replies are bragging about getting like 100 points more than him lmfao

You aren't autistic Kevin, you're just retarded. You can't even get enough points on a fake internet quis.
funny enough the test itself isnt even designed for him:
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Although he claims to be doing some real life housework. The picture tells otherwise. Thankfully he self censors the moobs.
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>doing gay things
it certainly is gay, you got that correct. good to see our little kev-kev here doesnt have any lesbian delusions and understands his place.
 
Not only is our Kev getting bored of dilating, but simple personal hygiene is starting to be a bit too much. Maybe he should pretend he's inflating himself,
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He doesn't "need" to do that douche, he said he's doing it just so it smells more acidic.

As if getting beaten up on the short bus wasn't enough, he even failed the tard test. But he identifies as one, therefore he is.
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"Metaphoric language is one example. It doesn't confuse or bother me."

I think there's roughly 2400 pages, and an ungodly number of tweets, that indicate otherwise.
 
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