Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[toilet_rainbow]

They just should have gotten a cat. I don't have a dog because they are a lot of work. It is like having a three year old all over again for 10 years straight. I don't hate them, just I don't want to put in the effort. It isn't fair to the dog so I just don't have one. They should honestly just adopt it out to a more fitting home. It is not a shitbull and will be gone in a heartbeat to a decent person, couple, or family.

But but cats are for women and gay men, and Jack ain't no woman or faggot! He is among the manliest of men! Dogs only!!!

In all seriousness, though, I wouldn't even trust these people with a houseplant that's not from Michael's. #freehope

So are Mr. and Mrs. Tammy saddled to a new mortgage, or are they renting now like the fucking serfs they are?

I want to know how much they got from the house. I think it was $100,000+ profit? Which isn't bad all things considering. You just know they're about to squander it. So I'm going to guess mortgage, and soon it'll be two plus mortgages on the place as they fuck up their already fucked finances even more.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

They just should have gotten a cat. I don't have a dog because they are a lot of work. It is like having a three year old all over again for 10 years straight. I don't hate them, just I don't want to put in the effort. It isn't fair to the dog so I just don't have one. They should honestly just adopt it out to a more fitting home. It is not a shitbull and will be gone in a heartbeat to a decent person, couple, or family.

A cat is too much effort. They should have got some hissing cockroaches. At least the "food" Jack makes wouldn't go to waste.

 

[Polska krowa]

Jack continues to whine like a bitch about the same shit. However, check out the comment by Rob who seems to have taken his savagery to the next level


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"Made it out healthy". Jack thumbed up the comment.

The funniest thing is, COVID is still a major issue for the immunocompromised, and people with chronic illnesses (including stroke survivors and diabetics). He seems to be tempting corona-chan

 

[Super Hans v2]

But but cats are for women and gay men, and Jack ain't no woman or faggot! He is among the manliest of men! Dogs only!!!

Such a manly man that a prime worry of his is ''''''accidentally'''''' jacking (ha) off a male dog.

 

[ZipDisk]

Who the fuck

Yes.

Burger tacos are an abomination. I don't care what you worship, it's an abomination.

 

[AnOminous]

Who the fuck cooks with fast food as the base ingredient, then fries it up. You'd think if you decided "Wow, I'm hungry, lets go buy mcdonalds" that the story would be over there.

Not even the Scottish with their repulsive deep fried pizza have committed such a culinary atrocity.

 

[Adamska]

The Hamburger taco is a straight up Trailer Bitch invention, and it's fucking garbage.

You take a pair of kitchen scissors, and cut 1/4 up a full size tortilla.

Then you take a big mac and fries and dump that into the tortilla, then fold it into quarters, using the cut as the guide.

You then pour oil into a frying pan and fry the abomination.

It looks like shit, even when it isn't Jack doing it.

The dog is likely terrified to be in a new place that doesn't smell like home. So Jack bullies his dog.

I don't think it's that specific recipe that he's making actually. It looks to be notably more sane, barring sticking the raw hamburger onto the tortilla like a degenerate. It seems to just be a take on combining both aspects, and while I'd say I wouldn't like it due to how much sauce they pour on the thing, it's not that bad looking in the hands of a mediocre cook.

But if this is the specific recipe he's using, then what the fuck is this shit? Also kindly link to an example of this particular version of this take, since it's one of the worst recipes I've ever heard.

Jack at this point should just try to make rip off recipes of the Heart Attack Grill at this point, since a fried Mackers casserole from hell is a joke in and of itself given how fat Jack is. Hell, if he wasn't just a complete sensitive little bitch about it he should just say fuck it and eat there next time he uses the scam timeshare he got roped into to go to Vegas.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Is this what he is talking about?

Smashburger Taco

 

[Falcon Sebben]

But but cats are for women and gay men, and Jack ain't no woman or faggot! He is among the manliest of men! Dogs only!!!

And he was terrified of getting a male dog in the event he rubbed the dog's belly and accidentally touched the dog's dick. How homophobic do you need to be to be afraid of a dog's wiener? Just more evidence that Jagoff is overcompensating with his heterosexuality.

I want to know how much they got from the house. I think it was $100,000+ profit? Which isn't bad all things considering. You just know they're about to squander it. So I'm going to guess mortgage, and soon it'll be two plus mortgages on the place as they fuck up their already fucked finances even more.

And that money went to pay for Jagoff's latest stroke. Why else would they talk about moving afterwards?

 

[AnOminous]

And he was terrified of getting a male dog in the event he rubbed the dog's belly and accidentally touched the dog's dick. How homophobic do you need to be to be afraid of a dog's wiener? Just more evidence that Jagoff is overcompensating with his heterosexuality.

Dogphobic huh? You must secretly want to fuck dogs.

Except in Jack's case it's true.

 

[Londo]

Not even the Scottish with their repulsive deep fried pizza have committed such a culinary atrocity.

Don't knock it until you try it!

 

[densedance]

$100,000+ profit?

Yes, for the American Healthcare system. That's like 1 next stroke for Jack with Therapy & the Hospital stay.

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

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I don't believe Jack is long for this world

Gnash? The only gnash he'll be experiencing is the gnashing of teeth when he gets sent to hell for those sins against spelling. Jack should stop making chocolate poundcakes and go pound his wife's chocolate hole.

 

[biggacracka]

go pound his wife's chocolate hole.

That's Jim Traynor's job. Scalfatty's job is to buy smokers and make videos for the youtubes

 

[Tiresome]

And he was terrified of getting a male dog in the event he rubbed the dog's belly and accidentally touched the dog's dick. How homophobic do you need to be to be afraid of a dog's wiener? Just more evidence that Jagoff is overcompensating with his heterosexuality.

To be fair, that quirk is the most genuinely Italian thing about him.

 

[Sev07]

Jack weighs too much in on some recent events

 

[Kosher Salt]

"They couldn't find anything then they did."

Some amazing insight from strokebrain there to explain how lost things are found.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Jack weighs too much in on some recent events


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This is so mushbrained that it wraps around from funny, to sad, and back to funny.

Diving down two miles into the ocean, in a vessel that had to keep resurfacing because it couldn't maintain contact with the surface, and using a wireless game controller that was something like a decade old to pilot it? Next to a giant shipwreck that's notorious for being too big to fail?

It's like it was ordained by God that it had to fail. The hubris was too much.

 

[Harambe]

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Fuck now I know there's no conspiracy.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack weighs too much in on some recent events

What is this stroked-out retard even trying to say? He'd probably be gibbering about conspiracy if the sub just vanished without a trace. Amazingly when something is going somewhere specific and fucking explodes there's going to be wreckage you can find. Those strokes have really done a number on this dude who was already plenty stupid to start with.

Some amazing insight from strokebrain there to explain how lost things are found.

Jack is the kind of retard who would consider it suspicious that you always find something the last place you look.