Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

Another thousand lost on Monday. Until under 700k is 84k estimated time is 88 weeks. It may happen sooner, so, fingers crossed
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Cap-tan said:
Jim's got every single early-death-syndrome known to man. Tranny, fat, british, junkie, totalbiscuit-adjecent, etc. Why the fuck hasn't his body called it quits yet?
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Are we certain it hasn't already? It'd explain his obsession with Skeleton Warriors, dead franchises and products, and beating every topic of his to death with a dying channel and career. Maybe deaths just what fuels him at this point.
 
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Moja Zemlja said:
The way Jim describes his mental illnesses you'd think he would've been sectioned the moment he step foot back in the UK. It was a while ago now but him claiming he suffers from a variety of conditions including CPTSD requiring hours of daily therapy, in one of his more recent Jimpressions he claimed he couldn't do a memory puzzle and had to rely on his 'husband' read stuff out to him.
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I've said it before in this thread, but him blatantly lying about these things annoys me to no end. The moment you've seen actual PTSD in action, you know what a liar he is. It's shameful. But on the other hand, him getting sectioned and the doctors having to watch his videos is a hilarious thought!
Kuritan Deplorable said:
Are we certain it hasn't already? It'd explain his obsession with Skeleton Warriors, dead franchises and products, and beating every topic of his to death with a dying channel and career. Maybe deaths just what fuels him at this point.
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Maybe it's what he secretly longs for, and it's all Freudian slips.
 
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It seems like he's in a bit of a better mood again, though. I actually unsubscribed because I could no longer stand his childish tantrums, where he would just wildly spit poison and re-iterate the same points. Especially when it was all repetitive political stuff.

I liked to see him play horrible games on steam, he kinda had the personality to make something of sleep-inducing horror-games. But at some point he seemed to think he was educated enough to talk about the big topics, which he isn't. It's like listening to a teenager.

But lately, despite him still being kind of an embarrassment to himself, some of his videos got watchable again. There was a certain phase where the title alone repulsed me.
 
Cap-tan said:
Jim's got every single early-death-syndrome known to man. Tranny, fat, british, junkie, totalbiscuit-adjecent, etc. Why the fuck hasn't his body called it quits yet?
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Probably out of spite. But given the path he's headed towards, he's definitely primed for burning for as long as Giordano Bruno did.

Except Bruno didn't deserve the cremation.
 
What's this, a positive video about a video game!? He only likes this for the same reason he liked that Pokemon game, it's because the game plays itself for him. Jim continues to be that guy that loves video games but isn't too hot on actually playing them. Add in some coomer shit and it's no wonder that Jim likes SF6

He goes into some stupid fucking rant about how he's a better fighting game player than the people playing these games for fucking decades. Jimmy, SF6 is full of casuals, give it a month and everyone who isn't a SF fan will drop the game and you and your shit "skills" will have to play against people who can take advantage of what little depth is in SF6. Watch him drop the game when he isn't getting any dopamine from easy wins.

At the end of the video he starts talking about how he hates doing things that are difficult, he doesn't want pain or discomfort. My nigga, that's life. Everyone who's ever gotten good at anything has had to deal with discomfort. I can only imagine the amount of time Michelangelo missed the chisel and hit his hand or the amount of coke Steven King had to take to write that much shit. Even wrestling, as fake as it is, still requires a certain physical amount of discomfort. But that's Jim isn't it. He couldn't death with life as a man so he took what he thought was the easy path, to become a woman.

One has to wonder at what point does the "easy mode" stop, should I be given the chance to play a horror game without the horror elements? What about an RTS without the strategy or autistic knowledge on mechanics?
 
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Cap-tan said:
Jim's got every single early-death-syndrome known to man. Tranny, fat, british, junkie, totalbiscuit-adjecent, etc. Why the fuck hasn't his body called it quits yet?
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Well he is English, so average life for a man is about mid 70s, maybe closer to 80s once Jim gets up there. So early for him could be as late as his 60s, plenty of time to complain about being a creature worthy of only mockery.
 
I'm not into fighting games myself but what he seems to be saying is they've changed to attract casuals so now he likes them, I wouldn't be surprised to hear regular Street Fighter fans hate these changes

Just like the real world changing norms to accommodate troons
 
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I'm not into fighting games myself but what he seems to be saying is they've changed to attract casuals so now he likes them, I wouldn't be surprised to hear regular Street Fighter fans hate these changes

Just like the real world changing norms to accommodate troons
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Fighting games have a problem of being actually fun only if both players skill levels are adjacent. The usual experience of online play is that the round starts, you get hit once and the proceeing combo during which you can't do anything cuts 2/3 of your hp by some anime-pro with a dedicated fight stick. Very different experience from when you were playing MK with your friends in front of your tv. I don't like that, but some people do. That's why I just don't play fighting games. And I doubt that this auto-combo thing would be avaliable for multiplayer.
 
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Noebel said:
Fighting games have a problem of being actually fun only if both players skill levels are adjacent. The usual experience of online play is that the round starts, you get hit once and the proceeing combo during which you can't do anything cuts 2/3 of your hp by some anime-pro with a dedicated fight stick. Very different experience from when you were playing MK with your friends in front of your tv. I don't like that, but some people do. That's why I just don't play fighting games. And I doubt that this auto-combo thing would be avaliable for multiplayer.
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Unfortunately it is, as far as I can tell. If there is a "classic mode" you can bet idiots like Jimmy will mewl about being "excluded" from it.

Cows ALWAYS want to be catered to (and given special asspats), regardless of skill, and god HELP you if you're better than them. Notice how he completely disregards the legit hard work that goes into fully mastering a fighting game. He doesn't *want* to work hard. He wants the rules changed for him so that he can win. How like a Troon!

Jimmy boy here was 100% THAT kid growing up. The one who would cry when you caught him at tag constantly and would moan and bitch if you didn't want to play what he wanted to play.
 
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re: SF6, I don't understand this whining about "casualization" and complaining about modern controls
I watched the CEO open tournament with over 1k entrants last weekend and of the 2-3 modern control players whose matches were on stream, both drowned in pools (got eliminated from the tournament before reaching the top 192 bracket). The penalties for it make it unattractive unless you are already a talented veteran like Japanese fighting game legend Tokido (who allegedly plays Modern)

For those who don't know, Modern simplifies some inputs, but comes with very significant damage penalties, meaning that you are very disadvantaged
However, even if you use Modern, you can use traditional inputs for your moves and they will come out without the damage penalty.
In theory, you can play on Modern to have some moves come out super fast with a damage penalty (for example, instant anti-air moves on reaction) while playing normally for the rest of the match, but so far no professional or veteran player other than allegedly Tokido has pulled this off
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Another 1k lost yesterday, (sorry for stepping on your toes @There Is Light At The End ) not watched the video yet but looks like he's bitching about a game everyone else I've spoken to seems to generally be enjoying. Conceptualize my incredulity.
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No offense taken. It isn't serious business.
I wonder if unsubscribing happening in waves or it's a slow trickle.
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