Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

I'm real surprised he hasn't tried anything with Sally. He almost certainly would, but the only reason he wouldn't is because Ed would surgically reconstruct Cyraxx's entire body with his hands if he came an inch too close to Sally.
 
I'mma real anime gurl said:
Marty is going to become the new Cyrax?
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Cyraxx became the new Chris-Chan and Marty became the new Cyraxx, so technically Marty is the new Chris-Chan.

Jokes aside, I don't think Marty would be the new Cyraxx. It's like how the idea that Cyraxx is the new Chris is a flawed concept. Cyraxx and Chris are very different people and became lolcows for different things. While there are some similarities between Cyraxx and Chris, ultimately Cyraxx couldn't take Chris' place. Marty wouldn't take Cyraxx's place because he's a very dull person who doesn't have the same infamy as Cyraxx.
 
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Charlie Barkin said:
Why do buddy trolls do this sort of thing? It does nothing but stoke his ego and make him act even more delusional
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That is the point. Mutants like Cyrax live so deeply in their delusions that when faced with genuine success, they can't handle it. He likely doesn't know it's fake and if he does, he is of mind that it's effectively real because "he earned it."

Remember his behavior during the Bender Boyz Records incident? He thought he was hitting the big time (disregard that a simple Google search shows that it's not a real label). He did that video in the sunglasses and jacket, all smug like Dr Dre himself was going to produce his record. It went instantly to his head and it was hilarious.
 
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Psionic Rat said:
That is the point. Mutants like Cyrax live so deeply in their delusions that when faced with genuine success, they can't handle it. He likely doesn't know it's fake and if he does, he is of mind that it's effectively real because "he earned it."

Remember his behavior during the Bender Boyz Records incident? He thought he was hitting the big time (disregard that a simple Google search shows that it's not a real label). He did that video in the sunglasses and jacket, all smug like Dr Dre himself was going to produce his record. It went instantly to his head and it was hilarious.
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Sometimes I'm just in complete fucking awe at how delusional Cyraxx really is. He believes everything that makes him seem like a successful man. Like how he believes he's a genuine rapper despite the slop he creates that barely scrapes the definition of a song. And when Marty handed his ass to him, in the span of about a day he went from "Oh shit Marty you nearly fuckin killed me" to thinking he kicked Marty's ass without breaking a sweat. Cyraxx puts people like CWC to shame with how delusional he is.
 
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The Hero of Kvatch said:
I'm real surprised he hasn't tried anything with Sally. He almost certainly would, but the only reason he wouldn't is because Ed would surgically reconstruct Cyraxx's entire body with his hands if he came an inch too close to Sally.
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He was arrested in 2012 for strangling Sally, attacking her from behind after she told him he was stupid for thinking he could walk to meet an online girl in Kansas. Her son, dead gay Bill, called the cops. She refused to press charges.


Al Dente Alighieri said:
All of that is a facade. In private, Chance is a predatory creature. He will go to disgusting lengths to get whatever he wants and he will not take no for an answer. If he wants to get his dick wet he will make no bones about finding a naive and impressionable teenager and weaving his woe-is-me story to get underneath her armor.
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According to Masshole, he goes to facebook pages for people looking for help, like teen suicide help pages. He offers a shoulder to cry on, only to reveal he has no shoulders and sends them dick pics.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
He'll try to claim their kids as his own
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This is what disturbs me the most, and I don't even have children. "We tried to get our children back!". It's just so creepy.
The Hero of Kvatch said:
Cyraxx became the new Chris-Chan and Marty became the new Cyraxx, so technically Marty is the new Chris-Chan.
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Let's make it clear. Cyraxx, is not the next Chris Chan. The circumstances that made Chris Chan into Chris Chan are entirely unique to him, and cannot and will not ever be replicated. Anybody telling Cyraxx he is the next Chris Chan is a faggot a-logger seeking clout. There are a ton of similarities, yes, but that's all they are. It's like comparing a Dachshund to a Rottweiler. Similar but one can never be the other. Cyraxx is his own breed, and if anything is more of a goblin (or boglim) along with Cobes and Daniel Larson.

I'mma real anime gurl said:
Marty is going to become the new Cyrax?
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Unlikely. Their symbiotic relationship requires them to interact in someway with each other, but they're just too different overall.
The Hero of Kvatch said:
Sometimes I'm just in complete fucking awe at how delusional Cyraxx really is. He believes everything that makes him seem like a successful man. Like how he believes he's a genuine rapper despite the slop he creates that barely scrapes the definition of a song. And when Marty handed his ass to him, in the span of about a day he went from "Oh shit Marty you nearly fuckin killed me" to thinking he kicked Marty's ass without breaking a sweat. Cyraxx puts people like CWC to shame with how delusional he is.
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It's unfathomable how he's not just stupid (Didn't graduate at 24 years old - maybe it was 23 but still), but he's also extremely ignorant. Whenever he talks about Chris Chan, he's extremely uninformed about the exact happenings of Chris's life. Yet he speaks with so much confidence in his words. The self proclaimed audio engineer can't balance his own audio, yet said he's like always in tune with music or something or doesn't need to tune his instruments or study music theory. It's a deadly combination to not just be stupid and ignorant, but to also be confident in one's own stupidity and ignorance. The only time he feigns humility is when he wants something in return. It's extremely deceptive and disgusting (IMO) to be a manipulator like this.
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To add to the cringe, it looks like someone has sent him a fake silver Play Button.

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Looking closely, he didn't even bother wiping drool off his gnarly visage.
 
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I'm pretty sure Cyraxx and Security Jake knew a trans teen girl on Xbox and they would refer to her as his "little sister".
Vile shit. How is Cyraxx also still able to groom kids if his Xbox was fried? There's no way he could just buy a new one since he hasn't worked a day in his life.
 
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I'm pretty sure Cyraxx and Security Jake knew a trans teen girl on Xbox and they would refer to her as his "little sister".
Vile shit. How is Cyraxx also still able to groom kids if his Xbox was fried? There's no way he could just buy a new one since he hasn't worked a day in his life.
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I'm sorry for the double.post, but you repli d while it was posting.

You should really read the highlights. A troll was convinced by his crying to send another.

Until that guy was shown the error of his ways, and had th Xbox rerouted to Marty. And then a different troll sent another Xbox to Chance. Sally apparently offered to pay for half, then backed out.

 
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anliteralidiot said:
I'm sorry for the double.post, but you repli d while it was posting.

You should really read the highlights. A troll was convinced by his crying to send another.

Until that guy was shown the error of his ways, and had th Xbox rerouted to Marty. And then a different troll sent another Xbox to Chance. Sally apparently offered to pay for half, then backed out.

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I don't see why a troll would send Chance a new Xbox. They're enabling him to groom kids.
 
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The Hero of Kvatch said:
I don't see why a troll would send Chance a new Xbox. They're enabling him to groom kids.
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We are not dealing with rational, well balanced people. They're effectively kiwifarmers without the sanctimonious disgust to keep them in some degree of check. They think it's OK to not only tap on the glass but jump into the gorilla pen.

They deserve anything bad that happens to them.
 
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