Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Edit: What is it with you fucking Cyrax niggers and not getting good footage? Get a friend to record shit for you.
Lmao like they have friends.
It's a defense mechanism. You know how a squid will spurt ink before getting away from a predator or a skunk will use spray? Same thing here, his body starts excreting a nasty smelling and sticky fluid at times like this.
That's called shit, or in more polite terms, feces.
 
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Now I want to see Baseball Wielding Cyrax vs Gun Toting Boogie in Salty Bet.
P tier or X tier?

The look on his face says X to me.

FIRST DEGREE MISDEMEANOR CONFIRMED

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Looks like he's booked for 1st class misdemeanor assult, which could be 3 months, $1000, and up to 5 years probation.

But surely it will be aggravated (laws mention a fit of rage) assult with a weapon, and it looks like ohio can consider a baseball bat a deadly weapon.
Which looks like it would push it to a felony

Wishful thinking perhaps, here he would already be out and the judge would apologise to him for the trouble
 
Remember how just recently Chance was saying his entire family were all lawyers (in addition to them all being military vets and survival experts)? Well if he goes with a public defender, as he will 100% end up doing, that blows another one of his lies out of the water.

Granted, it could be none of these alleged lawyers he's related to specialize in criminal defense, but it's just another of his lies.

I'm willing to bet that while he won't have the balls to say it out loud, tonight while he's sitting behind bars he'll be thinking "I'm not locked in here with you... YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!". He'll also be saying that there were 40 cops, 120 members of SWAT, and the national guard with tanks had his house surrounded.

I can't say what his bail will be, but if it's a cash bond (instead of a signature bond), odds are they're going to have to go to a bail bondsman. So while he lacks the means to leave his own neighborhood, I am very amused by the idea of him skipping bail and having a bounty hunter set on his scrawny ass.
 
When I read Cyraxx and Daniel Larson's thread all I can think of is "how fucking insane do you have to be to actually be involuntarily committed in America today?". I know one of the big factors is being a threat to yourself and others and they both fit that. Daniel Larson punches himself till he's bleeding and Cyraxx picks his skin like a meth addict. Both have attacked people. What does it actually take to get put in a mental hospital longer then a weekend?
 
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