Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Came here cause I knew that Camelot was one of the bottom feeders that latches onto to Nick. Was curious to see if anyone was talking about it.
I'd be pissed if I was Nick to see my bottom feeders latching on and ruining any potential interactions ever happening like this.
But I have no idea how their lizard brains work. As not only did he fake an apology about it but one of the other grifters that orbits Rekieta was gaslighting with him about the apology being sincere.
(His oddly written both grammatically and sentence structure wise apology spells out, "PHASE IS GAY" in the first letter of every word.)

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is obviously butthurt that management from her company wouldn't approve a collab with him, and with what happened here, probably will never do so:

At this point, an anime rabbit girl who mainly appeals to coomers is less degenerate and more credible (probably even on legal issues) than Nickhole. It would actually be a step down for the rabbit to appear on Nick's stream in its current degenerate state.

 

[JudyGemstone]

For the archives...........

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick is obviously butthurt that management from her company wouldn't approve a collab with him, and with what happened here, probably will never do so:

It's good he finally accepted he offers nothing to pippa. She gets more viewers on yt on average and a multiple of his superchats from both yt and rumble combined. All he'd do is be a creepy old man and piss of her viewers.

She is currently #5 in the US whereas Nick dropped out of the top 100. And look at that superchat count, Nick is lucky to get over 150 in a week.

edit: he has dropped another 1k. All the gains since June 2022 have been erased.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Surprised Nick's keen lawyerly skills didn't let him see the strange structure of that reply.
Must be all the alcohol interfering.

 

[Retink Retunk]

As not only did he fake an apology about it but one of the other grifters that orbits Rekieta was gaslighting with him about the apology being sincere.

The Dragon's Treasure, a tea company that sponsored Nick in the past chimes in on the apology

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The Dragon's Treasure, a tea company that sponsored Nick in the past chimes in on the apology
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Somebody wants that Phase Connect Tea connection.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I've been following in the v-tuber thread, but the overlap is ... bizarre. But hey, who would have guessed, Coomalot is a retard and a faggot?

Spoiler: Schizo-posting

SO I always thought it was weird that Pippa showed up on Nick's radar early, like during her year 1. She seemed to be connected to people "in the sektur", the references to Ghost, watercooler man, orbiters like Gator, etc. Maybe she's known Coomalot for a while? And that's the angle to Nick early on, when Nick potentially could have helped her out? IDK. Even though Nose technically has more subscribers now, Pippa is way outperforming Balldoman, as shown up-thread.

And Coomalot 100% wrote PHASE IS GAY in his one post. Anyone who thinks otherwise, is as retarded as Coomalot himself.

 

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Well, turns out another of Rekieta's buddies is a thin skinned homo.

For those who don't follow vtuber drama, the other day Nick's good friend Camelot, who Pippa collabed with on a stream, posted a joke about Pippa, claiming some random woman in a picture was her as she vaguely looked like what we know of her. This obviously caused some issues, and considering she's part of a company it could have caused problems with various NDA's she has to sign, as well as management already not liking collabs with people in the Rekieta sphere. So people were legitimately upset, especially because Camelot has been clout chasing her ever since the collab in weird ways.

Nick is obviously butthurt that management from her company wouldn't approve a collab with him, and with what happened here, probably will never do so:
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Now, all of this is shitty but not the end of the world, where it becomes really gay, is that Camelot is potentially actively trying to get people banned and playing victim. One of the Phase girls, known as Lumi, said "kill him" as a response to a joke which lead to the following:

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And when it came out she got banned off of Twitter:
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Congrats Nick, you've surrounded yourself with flaggots and faggots.

Edit: And I hope everyone remembers how outraged Nick was for people "misinterpreting" his on the wall statements. Hope he has enough integrity to come out against his gay butt buddy here, but somehow I doubt he will say anything.

Based move by Camelot shooting down cyber-hoes lmao. The whole situation is pretty funny.

 

[Swole McPole]

At this point, an anime rabbit girl who mainly appeals to coomers is less degenerate and more credible (probably even on legal issues) than Nickhole. It would actually be a step down for the rabbit to appear on Nick's stream in its current degenerate state.

The whole vtuber thing is utterly mystifying to me. Do people really sexually fixate on these cartoon characters? Is it because young men have a really hard time picking up women in this day and age?

I had a friend and years ago, he took up bodybuilding. The guys at his gym persuaded him that if he wanted to gain muscle fast, he needed to make like a pooner and start shooting testosterone -- so he did. Not much, and not for long. But he did it for a while.

He stopped because he found himself with his pants around his ankles, jerking off to a cartoon rabbit. He tells the story because it's so obviously ridiculous and embarrassing and a sign that you really need to stop whatever the fuck it is that you're doing. It's really odd to think that this is actually a straight up fetish now and people aren't doing it because they're addled on testosterone.

This was the commercial.

And this was the woman who did the voice of the rabbit:

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Nick is kinda in the position Ralph was in, in 2020. He keeps acting crazy and beefing with randos which in turn makes fewer people want to come on his show. Nick then builds resentment towards that person even though it's his own fault for creating the environment. As you may remember a big part of Ralph's resentment towards Metokur was that Jim stopped coming on.

I foresee a similar path for Rekieta.

 

[Become Worse]

So it turns out the sleazy redneck Coomalot is a bad person and makes retarded and impulsive choices? Also he makes dumb dad jokes about mortgages?

I 100% give him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't understand the world of V-Tubers when he posted the first picture joking it was Pippa. I'll also say he certainly got a lot of crazy comments from Pippa stans with a tenuous grasp on reality and how to behave in response to what started off as a poorly planned but innocent joke by Coomalot.

But why would you escalate things by making things even more awkward on Pippa by bringing up her company? I didn't watch Pippa on his Cooms stream but as far as I know they got along fine. She certainly was the one doing him a favor by appearing on his show.

I never thought I'd be taking a weeb cartoon rabbit's side in anything but alas anything even vaguely in the vicinity of Rekieta stoops to new lows.

 

[Retink Retunk]

The whole vtuber thing is utterly mystifying to me. Do people really sexually fixate on these cartoon characters?

As is true with anything, there are those that do but usually they get made fun of and some have threads because of their extreme parasocial shit. Most just watch them as any other streamer that uses a character representation instead of showing themselves on stream.

So it turns out the sleazy redneck Coomalot is a bad person and makes retarded and impulsive choices? Also he makes dumb dad jokes about mortgages?

I 100% give him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't understand the world of V-Tubers when he posted the first picture joking it was Pippa. I'll also say he certainly got a lot of crazy comments from Pippa stans with a tenuous grasp on reality and how to behave in response to what started off as a poorly planned but innocent joke by Coomalot.

But why would you escalate things by making things even more awkward on Pippa by bringing up her company? I didn't watch Pippa on his Cooms stream but as far as I know they got along fine. She certainly was the one doing him a favor by appearing on his show.

I never thought I'd be taking a weeb cartoon rabbit's side in anything but alas anything even vaguely in the vicinity of Rekieta stoops to new lows.

I don't think it was a particularly innocent joke as the only outcome of it is that it causes problems for the person the joke is about, so it's very much at the expense of the person mentioned. Think about it this way, imagine if I did a collab with Nick and then a month later posted a picture of woman who vaguely resembled his wife with the face blurred out and wrote something like:

"Definitely not laying pipe in Lady Rackets at Hedonism 2 tonight. "

It would be a weird thing to post and probably would sound like I'm starting shit. Though even in that case I thought it was retarded and clout chasing but not that it really needed to be mentioned elsewhere. The bragging about getting people banned on Twitter and playing the part of a gay victim is Keffals levels of faggotry though.

Edit: Oh, and this isn't the first time he posted dumb shit like this. He's been clout chasing her for a while posting things about them spending time together and whatever, which people mostly ignored because it was obviously him being a retarded clout chaser.

The guy is just a pathetic faggot that latches onto anyone who shows him the smallest amount of attention and tries to exploit them for clout. His whole life was being a wagie at Walmart and Game Stop prior to this where no one liked him:

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Wait, has Divinity turned "detractor" now? How long until LawNerd Clips decides to call him out?

Judy beat me. Himedall showed a log of Ryan the editor calling him out. Does Nick have any clippers on his good side still?

Spoiler: archive

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To be fair, I doubt Ryan's calling him out was more serious than a 'that old scamp' commiseration.

As for the Pippa 'drama', I do not see what is really interesting unless you are a fan of V-Tubers. It is the rabid fans that drum it all up when it does not seem to be anything really important. Unless I am missing something...

Reading his ethics complaint is more interesting because it could really get him in some kind of real trouble. Why would he do this to stir the pot? Is it a rally for the Noseguards?

I am working through his LOCALS daystream, and he was complaining about how much of his disposable income is being diverted. We even got a GFM mention. Could it be boredom?

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

So it turns out the sleazy redneck Coomalot is a bad person and makes retarded and impulsive choices? Also he makes dumb dad jokes about mortgages?

I 100% give him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't understand the world of V-Tubers when he posted the first picture joking it was Pippa. I'll also say he certainly got a lot of crazy comments from Pippa stans with a tenuous grasp on reality and how to behave in response to what started off as a poorly planned but innocent joke by Coomalot.

But why would you escalate things by making things even more awkward on Pippa by bringing up her company? I didn't watch Pippa on his Cooms stream but as far as I know they got along fine. She certainly was the one doing him a favor by appearing on his show.

I never thought I'd be taking a weeb cartoon rabbit's side in anything but alas anything even vaguely in the vicinity of Rekieta stoops to new lows.

Without even understanding v-tuber land which I certainly don't. Am I wrong in thinking it's fucking weird to joke about some girl who you have never met being at your house by posting a fake picture of her?

This is like some 2010s facebook incel cringe where some loser makes a post about him and the hottest girl in school going to prom. Then she sees the post goes "Ew NO" and the next forty comments are the whole school clowning on him. I swear I've seen screencaps of just this situation.

 

[AnOminous]

The whole vtuber thing is utterly mystifying to me. Do people really sexually fixate on these cartoon characters? Is it because young men have a really hard time picking up women in this day and age?

Yes. And yes. And this is why I [redacted] instead of [redacted] to [redacted].

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I don't think it was a particularly innocent joke as the only outcome of it is that it causes problems for the person the joke is about, so it's very much at the expense of the person mentioned. Think about it this way, imagine if I did a collab with Nick and then a month later posted a picture of woman who vaguely resembled his wife with the face blurred out and wrote something like:

"Definitely not laying pipe in Lady Rackets at Hedonism 2 tonight. "

Yeah it being Coomalot and everyone knowing what he is about kind of adds an implication to having a photo of a woman at his house. Being Coomalot there is the implication that "something" happened.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Yeah it being Coomalot and everyone knowing what he is about kind of adds an implication to having a photo of a woman at his house. Being Coomalot there is the implication that "something" happened.

Even without the implication, you know that if you're posting something that's claimed to be a dox of someone who hides their identity intentionally, it's going to create problems for that person as now they have to deal with that. It's not like he posted someone who clearly isn't Pippa, but rather he specifically used someone who could potentially be her based on publicly known information.

Though the implication was also clearly there, not only because of who the poster was, but also previous messages he was posting that tried to imply the same thing. It's creeper behavior all around.

 

[Miller]

I 100% give him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't understand the world of V-Tubers when he posted the first picture joking it was Pippa. I'll also say he certainly got a lot of crazy comments from Pippa stans with a tenuous grasp on reality and how to behave in response to what started off as a poorly planned but innocent joke by Coomalot.

But why would you escalate things by making things even more awkward on Pippa by bringing up her company? I didn't watch Pippa on his Cooms stream but as far as I know they got along fine. She certainly was the one doing him a favor by appearing on his show.

I don't think they're stans, they know the risk that this type of shit (Coomalot's bad jokes) can bring: the vtuber's graduation.

 

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Even without the implication, you know that if you're posting something that's claimed to be a dox of someone who hides their identity intentionally, it's going to create problems for that person as now they have to deal with that. It's not like he posted someone who clearly isn't Pippa, but rather he specifically used someone who could potentially be her based on publicly known information.

Though the implication was also clearly there, not only because of who the poster was, but also previous messages he was posting that tried to imply the same thing. It's creeper behavior all around.

Plus, like most vtubers, any hint of her even being in the same room as a man, has the potential to start a full-scale weeb riot.