Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
- Write a story for a comic and then pay people to do the illustrations (he only brings this up when he's hanging out with the comics crowd)
that one wouldnt be hard
just write some words in panels of the diolague.
then add some notes about what's happening.
it should be easy enough to get someone to illustrate it, assuming he pays someone to draw it.
 
Now she's laughing and reveling in Megan losing hers?
Taking the high road is always something to be considered, but I personally shed no tears for hypocrites. (I don't know the story about their beef and didn't watch the video, so I don't know if Megan is actually a hypocrite or not. I'm just going on what's been provided in the screenshots)

it should be easy enough
That's not easy enough. We're talking about Nick here. The guy who is literally too retarded to even tell his editor what he wants clipped in the vaguest of terms. Now you want him to WRITE something and then add NOTES? That's double the work he doesn't want to do. Shame on you.
 
Now considering it resulted in members of Phase being banned from Twitter and him gloating about it, it's a bad sign for future content. Though even some indie vtubers canceled collabs with him because of this as he's that much of a faggot.
He's a giant hypocritical (limp) dick at this point, going down the Ralph road of gloating about shit that he whined about being a huge injustice when it happened to him, just because he is butthurt to an apocalyptic level of pants-shitting rage.

What a loser.
Null's MATI on June 20th, 2023 showcased an FTM who was giving people a lesson on how to deal with trolls. Point 2 is to know that people who you consider to be trolls are just jealous and are "miserable" and go out of their way to say malicious and hurtful things, and they do so from the safety of behind a screen. Sound familiar?
So according to these dumb faggots, you should willingly just expose yourself to swatting and other sektur bullshit for no fucking reason other than ego. Free tip, dumbfucks, not everyone is a stupid narcissistic whore like you.
 
Back to Rackets, I see he had a stream on Locals today where he showed off that manly bod. It must be hard snagging all that sun with his heat allergy.
Heat allergy my ass. What a liar.
The guy is just a pathetic faggot that latches onto anyone who shows him the smallest amount of attention and tries to exploit them for clout. His whole life was being a wagie at Walmart and Game Stop prior to this where no one liked him:
I think Nick has adopted the Diddler Dax tactic of having a co-host who is even a bigger pathetic faggot than he is so he looks good by comparison. Instead he just looks like a pathetic faggot with another pathetic faggot next to him, much like DD.
 
that one wouldnt be hard
just write some words in panels of the diolague.
then add some notes about what's happening.

That's not easy enough. We're talking about Nick here. The guy who is literally too retarded to even tell his editor what he wants clipped in the vaguest of terms. Now you want him to WRITE something and then add NOTES? That's double the work he doesn't want to do. Shame on you.
Well I know of this writer who currently has no publisher and is working on some kind of Tiny Tim IN SPACE or some shit. He could contact him about ghost writing. A post by ghost if you will. I'm sure they would be perfect for each other.
 
Taking the high road is always something to be considered, but I personally shed no tears for hypocrites. (I don't know the story about their beef and didn't watch the video, so I don't know if Megan is actually a hypocrite or not. I'm just going on what's been provided in the screenshots)
Megan didn't try to "ruin her channel." Megan defended Faran saying "Divinity slowing down a video to make Faran appear drunk" was shitty. Megan said this during a locals stream because Divinity and crew were bombarding her on stream. Megan said nothing about Elissa or LawNerd Clips, just Divinity. Divinity made a video blasting Megan about it that's now members only.

I followed Divinity during the Uncivil Law drama via Nate the Lawyer. It got ugly............... almost lawsuit worthy. Divinity made a video about Kurt alleging a number of defamatory things, one being date rape, which was not true. She took the video down when people called her out. First she said she was joking, then lied saying she never made the video.

She also tried to get Kurt's ex-girlfriend to spill dirt on him in a livestream. Divinity and Madcore hyped it up for a week, then the ex-girlfriend canceled on them at the last minute. Nate The Lawyer came to Kurt's defense when it started circulating what Divinity and Madcore were doing, along with the date rape lies. Nate on a stream randomly started talking about defamation, defamation per se, and how people can sue for things said on the internet. Many of us in Nate's fandom were confused, but then figured out it was about Uncivil. Divinity stopped with Kurt after that stream.

Church people should be kept off the internet
Then how will the church "sex freaks" find each other?!

Spaded Dave said:
That's not easy enough. We're talking about Nick here. The guy who is literally too retarded to even tell his editor what he wants clipped in the vaguest of terms. Now you want him to WRITE something and then add NOTES? That's double the work he doesn't want to do. Shame on you.

HOT OFF THE PRESS!

Just came out The Quartering got a contract with Rumble. I wonder if this means the "contract talks window" is coming to a close very soon. Skip to 8:00 minutes if you don't want Jeremy to put you to sleep beforehand.

TLDR: Jeremy says he's moving to Rumble but everything on YT will be mostly the same.

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Destiny just said on stream he is in talks with Rumble and he might be moving over there, if the price is right. Said his big push would be for his chat to speak freely and not deal with YT censorship in chat. Said the talks should be ending in the next week and he'll keep people posted. He also said Rumble is looking to bring more gaming streamers to the platform.

These two large creators coming out with their contract talks is interesting............. Meanwhile, we really haven't been given any real updates on what's happening with Nick. If Rumble is picking up more creators and streamers, I'd assume Nick's contract could be lower that his last one.
 
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He's a giant hypocritical (limp) dick at this point, going down the Ralph road of gloating about shit that he whined about being a huge injustice when it happened to him, just because he is butthurt to an apocalyptic level of pants-shitting rage.
I really wouldn't be surprised at this point if his life goes down the path of the Ralphamale and he ends up getting divorced once the kids are out the house, resulting in him living in some tiny cuck shed begging for shekels from the handful of wine moms still watching him as he pretends his channel is still relevant on the Internet instead of being a reminder of better times before the alcohol and homosexuality rotted his brain.

I think Nick has adopted the Diddler Dax tactic of having a co-host who is even a bigger pathetic faggot than he is so he looks good by comparison. Instead he just looks like a pathetic faggot with another pathetic faggot next to him, much like DD.
It's the old tactic of having a Gator to drink their Balldo Grease. As soon as they lose enough relevance, the fat pedo and the crybaby flaggot will run off and spill all the dirt they have on their respective Ralph.
 
I mean, you were drunk as hell on multiple streams and I lost count of how many times you've had a come to Jesus moment about it. So slowing down a clip doesn't seem to be necessary. But Divinity does seem to find a way to ruin her reputation on a grand scale. It would explain why Cynthia came to me trying to get me to dox her on this thread early on with some criminal allegations and other boring shit I didn't find to be valuable or entertaining. Elissa benefits from staying, mostly, out of the drama directly from what I see. Divinity dives into it.
 
I mean, you were drunk as hell on multiple streams and I lost count of how many times you've had a come to Jesus moment about it. So slowing down a clip doesn't seem to be necessary. But Divinity does seem to find a way to ruin her reputation on a grand scale.
I've never been on a stream let alone drunk on a stream. Faran definitely has been. At first I laughed with her, then laughed at her, then worried for her. I'll admit, the more I'm accused of being Faran, the more fun it is to troll.

Serious note............. I wonder about the future of Nick/his show/his audience with women in Rekieta's orbit leaving YouTube or distancing themselves. It's going to be interesting to watch as a "lawtube case study."

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Spaded Dave:
It would explain why Cynthia came to me trying to get me to dox her on this thread early on with some criminal allegations and other boring shit I didn't find to be valuable or entertaining. Elissa benefits from staying, mostly, out of the drama directly from what I see. Divinity dives into it.
Don't know much about Cynthia or her shenanigans before. I don't want to seem rude, but she seemed to be under the influence in her posts. The threats and verbal vomit with zero proof/screenshots/evidence were............ a lot. BUT, if Divinity has her own criminal record while going after Kurt, claiming he date raped someone, that's pretty fucked up and hypocritical on her part.
 
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- Color of Law coloring book (not a law channel my ass, this won't happen and if it does its just going to be a bunch of tracings of Ace Attorney art)
- Write a story for a comic and then pay people to do the illustrations (he only brings this up when he's hanging out with the comics crowd)
- Religion streams. Lol.
- Hiring people to do law content for him so he doesn't have to
- Painting his expensive Warhammer 40K miniatures
- Reading his expensive collectors edition Warhammer 40K books
- 5K Grift
- 24 hour stream
- And perhaps the only one he's honest about, building a sex dungeon...
Don't forget the balldo review. People always seem to forget it, but of all his dropped projects it's the one I want to see the most.

The balldo started out, in his mind at least, as a funny degenerate joke. I'm sure he's realized by now, most people have only ever seen it as disgusting and humiliating. imo him having to describe the act in detail would be the most entertaining thing he's done since his jury analysis meltdown.
 
I really wouldn't be surprised at this point if his life goes down the path of the Ralphamale and he ends up getting divorced once the kids are out the house
His youngest is five or possibly six at this point, all of them being out of the house is way beyond the shelf life of Internet celebrities either way. If they're staying together just for the kids good on them though, even if they air out their sex shit at every other opportunity.
 
BUT, if Divinity has her own criminal record while going after Kurt, claiming he date raped someone, that's pretty fucked up and hypocritical on her part.
She definitely has something, Cynthia actually provided receipts on that but I don't have the chat logs anymore. I just remember it being something petty and uninteresting. I missed the entire Kurt v Divinity drama though. Sounds like a fun ride.
 
He stopped talking about the GFM because he doesn't want to be dragged over it. People asked him to do it, and it has serves that purpose. He has spent more than the original GFM goal
- Nick wanted to learn to hunt, but his grandfather died.
- Nick said he has cut back on all SM and that is why he isn't in DISCORD anymore so much. He wants to hang out with supporters. He is finding a balance becuase he wasn't responding to anything.
His goal is 5 Rumble and LOCALS streams a week. He is doubling down on his restructuring driving numbers up.

Reading Himedall's stream recaps, all I can think of is Guy Pearce in Memento

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There's also allegations that he was doing scam crowd funding for repairs as well as doing scammy give away contests that he tried not to pay out until it became a shitstorm. Some videos by random Game Stop employees say he's full of shit about his claims about Game Stop as well, one even shows their papers from Game Stop about enrolling in benefits as apparently he claimed they were removing benefits?

His yt grift seems to be chasing that gamestop high and reporting on some sort of corpo employee abuses. I remember seeing some drama on twitter about him accusing linus tech tips abusing their employees which seem to not only be not true, he was the only one reporting on it (his video on this has 2.5k likes, 7.5k dislikes with lots of the comments providing a more coherent debunk than his claims). Seems making shit up is also in his repertoire, just like Nick, because (read below)

He also made a stream with lofti yesterday to adress the phase drama. Passive aggresive all the way through, apologizing in so many words and being sad that he wont be friends with pippa after this and wont get to collab with any vtubers (pippa's friend kirsche cancelled on him), but you can feel the seethe in his words...until he suddenly dropped that he 'heard' that 'allegedly' phase is abusive towards their employees when explaining that phase sent him some sort of letter.

So from what I gathered, the timeline: he posted the pic > pippa saw it and responded negatively > he saw the response, started mocking the angry replies to his pic > pippa's co workers reacted negatively > he had to apologize (and inserted a jab in it) > the company responded with an email > he streamed saying he's sad probably wont ever get to stream with a vtuber again and then turns around and accuses phase of abusing their company (Nick coom guarded several hours before this)
 
Sorry I'm late, I don't really give a shit about Nick and his shenanigans but this coomer faggot DMCA'ing is so on key that I had to say something. What the fuck is it with all the freeze peach morons jumping right to this shit? If you don't like people talking shit, don't be on the fucking internet. FFS.

Lemme clue ya in Coomer, you will never be Nick. You will never have his following. You will never have his money. You will never have a bunch of leather tits lusting after you. You are no one. Nick only cares about you because you pay him to. You are to friendship and success as trannies are to being a woman.
 
Wasn't he supposed to have another long-form interview guest by now?
He supposedly replaced the Friday degenerate streams with 'normal' streams and interview streams (I forget what the gay name he had for the series was).

Last Friday he had what he called a 'toned down' fun stream. Let us see what he does this week.

My guess is that it will be Camelot again. Booking guests takes work, and some of the old familiars (e.g. Barnes and Viva) might be a bit wary of association.
So last night I did a quick search on Camelot, and looks like he not only cries like Jarbo, but he has a flaggot history as well.

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There's also allegations that he was doing scam crowd funding for repairs as well as doing scammy give away contests that he tried not to pay out until it became a shitstorm. Some videos by random Game Stop employees say he's full of shit about his claims about Game Stop as well, one even shows their papers from Game Stop about enrolling in benefits as apparently he claimed they were removing benefits?

Though it's good to see Nick take the side of a flaggot who gets people banned for "threats", fuck off with that Duncan levels of stupid shit.

I think Camelot is a lot like Nick, in the way that right out of the career he knew quite a bit about how the company worked, but after being years removed, he no longer has any particularly good insight into the inner workings.

They are both reaction streamers LARPing as experts with colour commentary and opinions instead of professional analysis.

They quit their jobs to have jobs talking trash about the old profession and never learned a new skill.

Learn to code, Nick.
Church people should be kept off the internet
We hate the mad ones as much as you do.
HOT OFF THE PRESS!
I think Nick has lost a lot of leverage in his renegotiation. Who is to say they will even want to renew with the extra money they have thrown to bigger names who might actually GROW their channel.

The idea of his signing up under Mug Club's banner that he teased makes sense.

I think Nick is scared of having to go solo again. He lost his mojo, and he knows it.
 
I just watched a clip of his show. (the only bearable way now) I feel like I need to defend how lazy I was.

Okay so I might have said this before, but I'm going to restate it. I found Nick's house thanks to his our wife. She followed the realtors that they used on facebook. Those same realtors listed every property they had sold. In a few month window, there was maybe three houses that fit the bill. One of them on the tax record was under a title from "The Lord Robert Trust". I knew instantly this was nick and digged into this property and found his current PO box attached to the sale of the property. (He created a separate PO box for this property that is still tied to it.)

I called up the listing on a few sites until I found the pictures of the property and found the safe room. Congrats to you nick. our wife's infosec was what gave me the easy way to find you she is always helping strangers in your name.

Was this search autistic?
Yes but I was out sick that day and bored.

Was I going to Brute force listings of every house in your shitty town?
lol no and how would I even know that this fucking room was the same one you were in?
It took me way longer than I'm willing to admit. I found his house and proof of it. If some no name troll like me can find it lemone should have no problem right. I have no intention of releasing the info to him. I did this as a challenge to find Nick's house.

Nick hid his info pretty well. I'm not going to lie a few things made me chuckle and Nick probably knows what I'm talking about. I also learned that the "vault" is actually a some what vault. It would take all of 15 minutes with power tools, but still it's 15 minutes. I have to also say he has a really nice house with an amazing view.

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vault was sparsely decorated in the picture.

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here you can see the glass doors and walls for the library. It is also a second door on the "basement" floor. So nick can REEE to his hearts content if both doors are closed and kids are asleep upstairs.
 
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