Debate Trombonista's role on the farms. - Without debating Trombonista herself. We don't want to ruin the fun.

Trombonista often Updoots my posts in the One Piece thread, therefore I consider her the best mod and if she ever declared a Military Coup against Null...

I would not support her because I AM NOT A FUCKING RETARD and I know dear leader has the nuclear codes and will Nuke us all....in real life not in minecraft.
 
trombonista posts cute little hamster gifs
Armadillo gifs, actually.
john-dance.gif
 
Token Jew, good mod. I like friendly mods and @AnOminous @Trombonista and @Useful_Mistake seem like the friendliest mods ive seen ever. Most Jannies are power hungry aristocratic shits but these three are pretty normal and nice.
Despite certain gay allegations against @Trombonista. She's probably the most effective in bringing in humility to many posters who've otherwise end up running their empires in 14 Branchland Court. People often say gas the jews but I see the importance the of existence of Jews whom if most of them are not under the unfortunate influence of 33rd degree freemasonry engulfed in their own pride can stop the gentiles into being engulfed into their own pride. If Gentiles have their moral barriers eroded by bondage under they pride of Jews, Jews are condemned to be in bondage under the pride of Gentiles which fuels a vicious cycle of destructive pride. A lose - lose situation for both of them. We need enough Jews to break to negative stereotype so gentiles will have enough humility. So the best sense is to have a Jewish moderator and that takes a massive risk. Otherwise Kiwifarms would truly fit the criteria of white supremacist website often accused by the media as such.
 
Same happens in public threads (usually minus conflicts with other groups). I'm a dedicated follower of Woggleverse and Melinda Scott and both those threads are populated by small groups of dedicated followers of said cows with in-jokes and references to past events - small subcultures within the large KF culture.

From my experience lurking throughout the forums you can see where many posters originated from depending on their opinions and writing site. The longtime users tend to remind me of SA posters from years ago. Many Women come from LCF, Tumblr, Ovarit or other female-centric sites. The insanity of the reddit posters becomes obvious immediately. 4chan posters enjoy memes or greentext. Theres probably others you could identify if you hung out in those communities long enough to pick up how they write.
 
This thread is gay. There is nothing to debate.

If you are trombo you are awesome, you merge posts for free, and if you have a problem with that, you are a faggot, and you need to die choking on cocks. It's not really a difficult issue.
Look at this jannyloving bootlicker.

Trombonista is a janny and all jannies are trash who deserve to be set on fire.
 
Come on, Dyn, you're better than that! Where's the respect for basic human decency? Use a full brick!
Half bricks do more damage because they're light enough to throw them a lot harder, and KE is 1/2m x v². Full bricks are also aerodynamically unbalanced when you throw them into the back of somebodies head and even if you fling one at point blank range they're more likely to pick up a centrifugal yaw that'll partially glance them along the surface of the skull instead of directly transferring all their energy into it.
 
No I would physically assault her with a half brick.
The Dyn doth protest to much me thinks.

All this aggression is clearly just misplaced passion. It's a smoke-screen to the deep-seated desires you - unsuccessfully - try to ignore. But deep down Dyn knows he craves Trombonista's gentle but firm moderation in his life. The guidience of her editorials to his posts; the bracing sting of her sweeping broom against his rebelious tendencies.

Dyn wants to be jannied by the spinning angel of lawful rule. But he thrashes around in denial! "No no! I am the incorriable scamp! I am the rogue! I will not be brought to heel!"

But deep down, he wants Trombonista's janny hand upon his head and to hear her say "good Dyn. That'll do."
 
Half bricks do more damage because they're light enough to throw them a lot harder, and KE is 1/2m x v². Full bricks are also aerodynamically unbalanced when you throw them into the back of somebodies head and even if you fling one at point blank range they're more likely to pick up a centrifugal yaw that'll partially glance them along the surface of the skull instead of directly transferring all their energy into it.
Experiments must be done. I hear there is a subspecies of human in Australia that would make good test subjects.
 
This thread is gay. There is nothing to debate.

If you are trombo you are awesome, you merge posts for free, and if you have a problem with that, you are a faggot, and you need to die choking on cocks. It's not really a difficult issue.
Look at this jannyloving bootlicker.

Trombonista is a janny and all jannies are trash who deserve to be set on fire.

I thought we were all in this thread in the hopes of khazar milkers?
 
The Dyn doth protest to much me thinks.

All this aggression is clearly just misplaced passion. It's a smoke-screen to the deep-seated desires you - unsuccessfully - try to ignore. But deep down Dyn knows he craves Trombonista's gentle but firm moderation in his life. The guidience of her editorials to his posts; the bracing sting of her sweeping broom against his rebelious tendencies.

Dyn wants to be jannied by the spinning angel of lawful rule. But he thrashes around in denial! "No no! I am the incorriable scamp! I am the rogue! I will not be brought to heel!"

But deep down, he wants Trombonista's janny hand upon his head and to hear her say "good Dyn. That'll do."
No I want to throw half bricks at jannies.
 
No I want to throw half bricks at jannies.
I'm going to translate "half brick" as "my compressed feelings of affecion and admiration for the jannie who sweeps the dirty, bitter vessel that is my heart" and nothing you say will convince me otherwise.

You're like a litle boy pulling Tromonista's pig-tails because you don't know how to express your love in any other way.
 
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