Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Chandelier]

A little bit unorthodox and does break from the usual content here, but Pooners cannot even escape the inadequacies with men even when writing out their own fantasies. Author is also a heckin' valid Pooner.

> insists they are men
> cannot stop noting the differences in their faces that make them different from men
> discuss all the ways they are clockable
> still insist they are heckin' valid


"We're real men, just like you!"
"Why are you treating me like a fuckable object?"
"Why do they see me as nothing but a confused girl?"

Despite it being entirely fictional, you have to admire the psychological underpinnings to this. Pooners will insist they are 100% real men, absolutely indistinguishable from this 'cis males', yet will pull out all the TERFy arguments they so despise when it comes to comparing themselves to men's bodies. It connects to the posts on Reddit and elsewhere, and highlights the difference between them and MTFs: MTFs will get angry, and become violent, while Pooners will write screeds on how inadequate they feel, replete with much emotional tugging and??? posing questions like these??? Bioessentialism is bad, but let me list all the ways those cis males are different from me. Truly divine comedy.

This piece of work, btw, was in fact deleted, but archived here. The best part is that the author references "Detransition, Baby" from a transwoman, Torrey Peters.

 

[SpinelessArtist]

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To the list of "things that never happened" it goes.

Someone has mentioned this here before, but 4chan troons are absolutely vile. It's so pathetic that they have to come up with these hentai-plot, fetish-fueled scenarios to show the "good side" of being a troon.

It's like they don't know what mirrors are and they see themselves through their mind's eyes as this beautiful animu girl who goes passes 100% and whom everyone is absolutely lustful for. That's why a lot of these motherfuckers have these fantasies of normal guys/chasers who can't get their hands off these freaks.

The day when all troons on the planet eventually become extinct (rope), will be a joyous, celebratory day.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Honestly, it just reads like cope to me. You could make some very obvious comebacks regarding male anatomy, but it's obvious that he's a 'nice guy' and has spent his life trying to understand why women won't throw themselves vagina first at him when he opens the door for them, and failing. Exactly the same as the obnoxious sloppy drunk who keeps making crude attempts to pick up a clearly uninterested women at a bar, and tells her that she's an ugly fat slut he wouldn't touch with a pole when she finally stops being polite and flat out tells him to fuck off.

"Your vagina is too close to your anus, you're disgusting, I'm doing you a favour by putting my dick in it!"

Yep, that's one hell of a pickup line. Very smooth. He'll definitely pull all the lesbians after he smears slap all over his face and puts of his mum's skirt.

We need an incel pickup line thread.
That one's a doozy.

 

[Syikeblade]

Ftm gets mad that her friend does see her as a man

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/14mjqrh/gender_expansive_friend_who_says_they_do_not_and/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

And wow this response is just amazing, I don't have words for blind she is:
"
One reason your friend has this perspective is because the way that they identify and relate to gender is outside of the gender binary and defies simple gendered categorization. For them, escaping the confines of gender is liberating, and seeing people as people and not their gender is subversive and humanizing in a system they probably find to be restrictive and dehumanizing.

While that is understandable, they need to stop projecting their own sense of gender onto other people and understand that many if not most people have an innate sense of gender identity. Your friend has an allegedly "gender blind" approach that is disconnected from the current social reality we live in. They need to learn more about what a social construct is and how you can't just "opt" out of them. As other people said, claiming you don't see gender is as unfounded as saying you don't see race. Even if it's true that your friend doesn't really perceive gender, that does not change the reality that in our current world gender is a very real thing that deeply impacts people. Just like race and other identities. So saying you do not "see" race or gender is inherently invalidating to most people's lived experiences. Even ignoring trans people for a moment, all of us experience misogyny or male privilege. And the way we are gendered greatly impacts how we move through the world and interact with others, and how we relate to and see ourselves.

For trans people, our sense of identity runs counter to how we were assigned and is continuously invalidated and undermined at every turn by the people around us and our society. Them saying they do not see you as a man and will never see you as a man is word for word the same kind of invalidation you as a trans man continuously face from transphobic people. In this way, gender abolition and degendering is not humanizing or liberating to you, in fact it is oppressive and dehumanizing because it is a form of misgendering. Saying you are not a man is just as oppressive of a form of misgendering as if you had told your friend that you see them only as a man or woman and will always see them that way.

I recommend sitting your friend down and explaining how their words affected you and why their perspective is really limited and does not take into account the lived realities of most people. If they are gender expansive they should be looking to EXPAND our concepts of gender, not nullify, abolish, destroy or invalidate them. And anyway, even if they have the political project of dismantling gender norms and the gender binary, that does not change the current lived reality of people in a gendered world, especially binary trans people.

If they're the type of person who likes to read and learns well from reading, I recommend you share with them a book called Whipping Girl by Julia Serano. Some of the terminology is outdated, but the author clearly explains how the political position of your friend has a history of oppressing and marginalizing binary trans people in the LGBT community and explains how binary trans people experience gender. That may help them with understanding where you are coming from and why their point of view is too limited"

 

[Slur Generator]

"it is very painful to hear them say that"
"Having this part not be recognized by my closest person is heart breaking"
"I keep trying to think if I am missing something about my friends perspective"
"Any thoughts on how to understand this friend or how to work this out with them?"
" It was so painful to have my friend say this to me and reading all of your comments makes me feel like I have a team of support with me, who understands me. That means the world to me!!"

Whole text is less but still not masculine.



Even the way she writes is female. What a bunch of clowns.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Even the way she writes is female. What a bunch of clowns.

>My truth is that I am a man and it is a core part of my being.
I'm indistinguishable from a man in any way that counts.
>Now let me tell you about my feelings and how you hurt them and made me want to cry

 

[PetiteFeet]

-snip-

I'll never understand writing "trans" fiction. Why would you repeat the things that "mentally scar" you from daily life when you could write your own perfect, fluffy little world where you pass and are affirmed by every character you write.

That's what I would do if I were to write fanfiction. Write self-indulgent BS that doesn't cater to anyone else, no one else's opinion would or should matter.

Maybe I'm retarded.

 

[Slur Generator]

I'll never understand writing "trans" fiction. Why would you repeat the things that "mentally scar" you from daily life when you could write your own perfect, fluffy little world where you pass and are affirmed by every character you write.

That's what I would do if I were to write fanfiction. Write self-indulgent BS that doesn't cater to anyone else, no one else's opinion would or should matter.

Maybe I'm retarded.

I find the suffering of fictional characters to be cathartic because in the fictional world everything has a purpose and in the end they overcome their problems. Unless you go full GRRM and nothing matters, everyone dies, THE END.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Even ignoring trans people for a moment, all of us experience misogyny or male privilege.

The binary is real and absolute. The two valid genders are Victim and Oppressor, pronouns tbd.

 

[Slur.EXE]

Sweetie its a good thing that it’s happening to kids, they know at 4 m’kayyy.
Gender evolves, like my Pokémon.
Tumblr Post [A] Blog Archive

Spoiler: Image txt

Today in transphobic idiocy…

Avery Jackson did a non-medical transition at the age of four. At the time, they felt more comfortable as a girl. As they grew up and their understanding of gender evolved, they decided nonbinary transgender suited them better.

And now that they are 15, their family is moving out of Missouri because they fear the recent draconian anti-trans laws.

“No longer identifies as a girl” does not mean they identify as a boy. They are still trans. They knew from the age of 4 that being a boy was not right for them.

I don’t think they changed their mind. I think they just found a better understanding of who they were.

These bigots know nothing about trans people yet think they are qualified to criticize them.

Tumblr Post about posting on Twitter [A]
Twitter [A]

Spoiler: Long & Stupid twitter cope posting

And then again. [A] tumblr post

Spoiler: Self-Reblogging, what is a Woman?

Bonus L.

Spoiler: Door Ethics

Door Ethics​

There was some discourse about chivalry and opening doors for women on Twitter.
When I was leaving the movie theater and heading toward a door, I saw a women hold the door open for me. The thing is, I was still a fair distance away and I walk much slower than your average person. So I felt obligated to speed up because she was just standing at the door waiting for me. I found it very awkward and was uncomfortable walking that fast.
And then I had to thank this woman for rushing me out the door.
I know it feels nice to do nice things for people, but not everyone is up to interacting with strangers in public. Maybe we should just open our own doors unless it is someone we know and they don't mind the gesture.
Some might say, "What about people with a disability?"
When I was with my dad and pushing his wheelchair, if we had an issue with a door, it was not a big deal to ask people to help. If you see someone obviously struggling, then maybe. Otherwise, us disabled folks will ask. Sometimes managing things like that help us feel independent.
Oh, and as far as returning your shopping cart... please do that because those damn carts always seem to roll directly into the disabled parking spots.
#i have spoken

Translation:

A whaman stopped to hold the door for me and my fat ass had to speed walk! Disability!!!!

if this isn’t a pooner using Jirard The Completionist as style inspo and instead the retched soyboy TRA.… the mannerisms are so tumblr girl but, Fucking FAT.
my bad if wrong thread.


about the frog man [A] frogman.me

 

[Procrastinhater]

>So what do we call people who aren't trans?

Sane.
Normal.
Not sure why the other guy had such an issue using the two terms the majority of people think of when they think of normal people who aren't insane fetishist freaks.

 

[TruffleSpark]

I'll never understand writing "trans" fiction. Why would you repeat the things that "mentally scar" you from daily life when you could write your own perfect, fluffy little world where you pass and are affirmed by every character you write.

That's what I would do if I were to write fanfiction. Write self-indulgent BS that doesn't cater to anyone else, no one else's opinion would or should matter.

Maybe I'm retarded.

I find this confusing to. I guess they are just writing what they know. Or maybe when your whole sense of self identity is based around being persecuted that's what you want to fantasize about.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

I find this confusing to. I guess they are just writing what they know. Or maybe when your whole sense of self identity is based around being persecuted that's what you want to fantasize about.

Can actually be explained by looking at other areas where they want characters to reflect them, i.e. movies or games. They are narcissists who can't seemingly empathize unless characters are exactly like them, flaws and all.

How can they identify with __ unless they are black, or gay? "I need people who look like me to look up to." Which, in this case is writing horrible manlet pooners.

Deeper than that, it's been clear the FTM's can't fully understand men's minds, and same with the MTF's for women's minds, so writing/consuming fanfic with realistic depictions of their gender of preference won't reflect how they think and feel, and thus make them dyphoric or some shit.

 

[TruffleSpark]

Can actually be explained by looking at other areas where they want characters to reflect them, i.e. movies or games. They are narcissists who can't seemingly empathize unless characters are exactly like them, flaws and all.

How can they identify with __ unless they are black, or gay? "I need people who look like me to look up to." Which, in this case is writing horrible manlet pooners.

Deeper than that, it's been clear the FTM's can't fully understand men's minds, and same with the MTF's for women's minds, so writing/consuming fanfic with realistic depictions of their gender of preference won't reflect how they think and feel, and thus make them dyphoric or some shit.

The mystery to me isn't "why are all their characters just self inserts?" so much as "why are even their self inserts so pathetic?" Maybe it's just my assigned male at birth brain failing to understand this but wouldn't they want power fantasies rather than having their real world problems follow them to the realm of fiction.

 

[Next Task]

Ftm gets mad that her friend does see her as a man

Friend learns that saying 'I don't see gender' works as well as 'I don't see race' - following the logic of what troons, especially softboi trans-nb pooners, REEEEEEEE about, it should be exactly what they want, same as with black people. But no, all they want you to see is their gender/colour and treat them as special because of it, because they don't actually want equality, they want kudos for merely existing. It's not really 'all genders are valid', after all, it's 'my gender is super-valid so yours doesn't matter'.

Li'l pooner, telling on herself in the worst, and most stereotypical, way.

 

[LimeRikki]

The mystery to me isn't "why are all their characters just self inserts?" so much as "why are even their self inserts so pathetic?" Maybe it's just my assigned male at birth brain failing to understand this but wouldn't they want power fantasies rather than having their real world problems follow them to the realm of fiction.

Even as real boys, they want to be vulnerable and have that one magic person fix them with passion and a deep emotional bond.

Just like a romance novel yaoi.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

The mystery to me isn't "why are all their characters just self inserts?" so much as "why are even their self inserts so pathetic?" Maybe it's just my assigned male at birth brain failing to understand this but wouldn't they want power fantasies rather than having their real world problems follow them to the realm of fiction.

Speaking from personal experience, it's a legit way even some therapists will suggest for you to essentially write out and face traumatic feelings or experiences. Sounds lame, but it's actually really useful.
Now, that isn't to say it's normal to create a perma victim, usually it goes
>lead up to trauma
>actual trauma
>feelings and reactions
>life post experience, including maladaptive coping/thoughts
>possible solutions or adaptations.

However, since this person is only to the third, seems like they almost get off on being a victim.

 

[CoffeeJellyAndTea]

I'll never understand writing "trans" fiction. Why would you repeat the things that "mentally scar" you from daily life when you could write your own perfect, fluffy little world where you pass and are affirmed by every character you write.

That's what I would do if I were to write fanfiction. Write self-indulgent BS that doesn't cater to anyone else, no one else's opinion would or should matter.

Maybe I'm retarded.

Its easier to write about something you know and the person you know the best are yourself and your experiences.

Also this is how stories that pander to women are written like.

 

[CoffeeJellyAndTea]

Friend learns that saying 'I don't see gender' works as well as 'I don't see race' - following the logic of what troons, especially softboi trans-nb pooners, REEEEEEEE about, it should be exactly what they want, same as with black people. But no, all they want you to see is their gender/colour and treat them as special because of it, because they don't actually want equality, they want kudos for merely existing. It's not really 'all genders are valid', after all, it's 'my gender is super-valid so yours doesn't matter'.

Li'l pooner, telling on herself in the worst, and most stereotypical, way.

Softboy pooners are weird. Like they insist they are a man but the only reason her best friend even tells her those things is bc she never stopped thinking of her as a woman.

 

[Swole McPole]

"Your vagina is too close to your anus, you're disgusting, I'm doing you a favour by putting my dick in it!"

I just read it as this: "Men/troons are better than women because you can suck our cocks without getting anywhere close to an asshole."

Which may be true, but nothing in this world is persuading me to suck cock. The relative proximity to butthole just isn't something I'm ever going to factor in to the equation.

As for a stinkditch -- I've never seen one, but I'm assuming they go in the same location, right?