Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

Sounding like the Friday "fun" streams are back on the menu:

"Friday Night Throwdown"... "Friday night with the bois!" ...

The "hiatus" might end up being a lot shorter than even the people here expected.

If Camelot shows on stream, you can expect them to continue poking the VTuber nest as well.

 

[feral cat #6385]

What a gutless fairy.

This faggot has no balls. It's amazing he can even use a Balldo despite lacking balls and having a tiny, limp penis.

Pretty much this. He's gay. He's a faggot. He sucks cocks.

I hope Drexel fucks his kids and makes him watch. And all his son(s) troon out.

Just commenting that I LOVE Peter Falk!

COLUMBO FTW!

For me, it will be interesting who shows up if he streams another trial.

COOM-A-LOT

Sounding like the Friday "fun" streams are back on the menu:

Of course. Nick is incapable of follwing through with a plan or doing what he says he is going to do. Big win for us tho. Endless clips to laugh at.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

This should be good I'm expecting some hefty ego to start but if he gets some critical superberries he might just pop at this point. This really does feel like old Ralph where the bad decisions and debauchery were building to a fever pitch that could not be recovered from.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I hope Drexel fucks his kids and makes him watch. And all his son(s) troon out.

His kids don't deserve that.

 

[feral cat #6385]

His kids don't deserve that.

Now now. We want to make sure they are safely introduced to the sub/dom lifestyle. There have been deaths at Gay 90s from bad doms after all.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

What a gutless fairy.

This faggot has no balls. It's amazing he can even use a Balldo despite lacking balls and having a tiny, limp penis.

Pretty much this. He's gay. He's a faggot. He sucks cocks.

He has full blown AIDS from the Poz Pig, Ethan Ralph.

 

[Retink Retunk]

If Camelot shows on stream, you can expect them to continue poking the VTuber nest as well.

The funny thing is vtuber people have mostly moved on, with the only mentions of the flaggot and Nick being to call them weird homos when brought up.

He has full blown AIDS from the Poz Pig, Ethan Ralph.

The swine master claims another victim.

 

[JudyGemstone]

He shit on Randazza's partner, then had to hire him.

He shit on Coleman's legal filing and had to eat crow.

He bragged about mouthing off to a judge in an elevator after his case was over, and now that judge is pondering his lawsuit dismissal motion

Wow. I had no idea some of this happened.

When my children ask me how to explain what KARMA is.........................................................

Nick could make a children's book on how to teach kids to behave:

"BALL-DO....... BALL-DON'T! How some decisions effect the rest of your life."
Chapter 1: Why I lost a lawsuit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

EDIT:

Balldo's Gate:
"Friday Night Throwdown"... "Friday night with the bois!" ...

The "hiatus" might end up being a lot shorter than even the people here expected.

If Camelot shows on stream, you can expect them to continue poking the VTuber nest as well.

Just saw Camelot..................... AGAIN! I'm so done with his huckleberry cousin fuckin faggot hiding ass. The dude sounds like he just walked off the set of Deliverance, and all he does is talk about "pee pees" like a fuckin closet puff, and then Nick turns around and starts talking about anal or butt play.

He and Rackets have definitely touched dicks or fingered each others assholes. Question is who came in who's mouth, and who came in who's ass.

Also, immediately Nick comes in talking about the Pippa drama and reciting the farms, almost post for post. Sean and Vices just ignoring them internally, telling themselves "Faggots confirmed." (Especially on the tank top alone)

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I doubted the Rekeita Redemption arc for a while, but I think I am in the clear to say that it is dead.

Nick will be back to form doing lazy content and not carrying through on his plans or promises because 'muh lawsuit'. When that decision comes down, it should be entertaining, either way.

Here is the Wednesday Chat archive highlights. Slower than usual and shorter, for some reason... Maybe people do not care about the law and that is why Nick struggles to do it?


More prone to epilepsy while tired?

Freedom1982​

I had to move his gif along I'm having a hard day and it could cause seizures

Lazy exercise like Nick:

EgalitarianBitch​

I walked almost 7 miles today. Tryna tone up lol

Wants to meet a man in NYC who wants to leave and very selective because she is 'different':

Spoiler: Built different, I guess?

cooon​

Honestly Why don’t you just move out of New York

cooon​	Probably got better odds of meeting decent men if you aren’t in New York
icancook​	or hubby will say we moving!!!!!!!!!!depends on the place. i say YAY I WILL PACK LOL

icancook​

the man i will marry dont deal with most women...i am not the avg chick

I thought this (MEPMEP) was a MAN!

EgalitarianBitch​

I used to love ballet

MEPMEP​

Sometimes I still do it when I'm alone and cleaning

People Bailing on Nick when he gets boring:

Spoiler: Grumbles and bailing out

Freedom1982​

How's the show going? I shut it off. I'm on Sally's stream right now

NicksGheyLover​

I find it easy to not watch Nick after he goes on vacation. I think I’ve watched/listened to 2-3 shows since he got back. It breaks the cycle, of sorts, when he goes on vacation.

cooon​

Do you have an addiction or something

SleepingPsycho​

Oh GOD it’s hard to pay attention, is it just me?

LongusDongus​

yeah i dont trust eric anymore

MattHimSelph​

If you tell the nose to kick, he will obviously disagree and keep him on. He has said that he is unagreeable.

Chat is SLOW!

MrStirFry99​	Keep the chat alive!
ThisJustinCase​	its been dead for a few hours
MrStirFry99​	i know.
MrStirFry99​	but its a live now.
MrStirFry99​	there are two of us.

Sally78​	I give up..everytime I come into chat no one here
Freedom1982​	Lol I'm here but cleaning too
--Still-Life--​	Kiwi Farms give up and NIck is having a less fun life crisis. And this too shall pass.
Freedom1982​	Lol
Sally78​
Freedom1982​	That me be part of it nick not being in here as much

Stealing Nick's audience?

DE4THWI5H​

@RekietaLaw Sally is doing jack ryan season 4 at 10:30 central so we will once again mis your show. It's not that we hate you it's just that we like entertainment and not doompill lawyer BS

RekietaLaw​

You're fine.

DE4THWI5H​	I watch your vods and I support you. You're alpha enough to know I'm a bro.
Lordofthereee​	I fucking love doompill lawyer BS it gives me a raging hard on and I fuck my girlfriend with it. She's a big fan of yours Rackets

Sally78​

Sweet in 30...we will start with star ship troopers then jacks Ryan season 4

Nick doing a reactiong video to drum up interest?

SleepingPsycho​

Ooooh i want rackets to react to anothe legal Eagle vid now

RekietaLaw​

probably coooooming soon

Devon is probably more successful and a better lawyer...

 

[Farmer Y]

Right into trying to drag out the one sided self created Pippa drama. Now going to roast Cody for his tweets and still not getting the root of the issue.

Claims Camelot got a packet from Phase with how to apologize.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Im glad we can agree that vtube is pedo shit Rackets... Now that we can agree on something would you like to explain why you wanted Pippa to come on your show? Please take a seat Rekieta.

They need four faggots just to take on this anime twitter spergs disagreement with Rekieta? He's seething so bad about the Cody thing too. I know people like Sean but if he's going to cotton to this nonsense he can get fucked.
Looks like Sean is pushing back.

 

[Alter Ego]

>see YouTube thumbnail for livestream
>"Friday Night Throwdown - SCOTUS, Parkland Officer, more! w/ Camelot, Sean, Jeff, Maybe Drex?"
Oh, they're going to talk about all the SCOTUS decisions. This might be interesting.
>click on thumbnail
>Nick is explaining to boomers about how he's right about Pippa/vtubers and everyone else is wrong

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Since it was short, I grabbed Thursday's archive too:

I have noticed a trend of less overall interactivity in the chat... Maybe people are taking the summer holidays, but I do not know... If LOCALS dies... Well... Interesting


Nick has an OLD chat

EgalitarianBitch​

Nick’s audience is too old to have testosterone.

No, he ran them off with sex talk...


Nick fact-checekd in his own chat, LOL!

yozhik​

Weird to hear Nick mention Shannon’s law, but it’s not relevant as he described it.

Mr--K​

@RekietaLaw Ka-barr knives is more of a style these days than solely a brand. there literally thousands of imitations

Discussing more law (and not gay politics) than Nick does:

cooon​	Per Georgia Code § 16-5-20(a), "(a) A person commits the offense of simple assault when he or she either1) Attempts to commit a violent injury to the person of another; or(2) Commits an act which places another in reasonable apprehension of immediately receiving a violent injury. ".Per Georgia Code § 16-5-21(a),
cooon​	"(a) A person commits the offense of aggravated assault when he or she assaults1) With intent to murder, to rape, or to rob;(2) With a deadly weapon or with any object, device, or instrument which, when used offensively against a person, is likely to or actually does result in serious bodily injury; or(3) A person or persons without legal justification by discharging a firearm from within a motor vehicle toward a person or persons. ".
cooon​	In this instance I would assume he’s gonna check 1, and 2. Not sure if it requires 1 or both aspects to be violated in the first paragraph

Gettign more brazen with TOS violations:

Spoiler: VERY NSFW

RekietaLaw​

plz no nippls

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Nick has said "I did't want to talk about this for long" like three times and they are still talking about it.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Sean (Potentially Criminal) bringing up thsa the handler at Phase kept Pippa from being a tard, and helped her stay there. I'm not saying he speaks for the Farms, but he brings up good points to get the audience to disregard a couple of fucking dramawhore bitchass flaggots.

If you ever see this, Sean, I'm sorry when AlcoholNick stops bringing you on. Godspeed you based internet lawyer.

 

[IRC Moron]

Nick has said "I did't want to talk about this for long" like three times and they are still talking about it.

He simply cannot accept that he is a fucking idiot, or he is playing some kind of game, creating a work of some sort to just fuck with people. Or maybe it is some sort of "if I can have them no one can". It's pretty fucked up and narcissistic.

 

[IRC Moron]

Sean (Potentially Criminal) bringing up thsa the handler at Phase kept Pippa from being a tard, and helped her stay there. I'm not saying he speaks for the Farms, but he brings up good points to get the audience to disregard a couple of fucking dramawhore bitchass flaggots.

If you ever see this, Sean, I'm sorry when AlcoholNick stops bringing you on. Godspeed you based internet lawyer.

Sean has the best seat in the house when it comes to the downfall, I think he's in it for the lulz

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Nick is just a pathetic desperate faggot at this point.

It's weird that he seems to be doing it just to spite we few on this gaffer tape site.

Something that came up again a few days ago. At the start of this year Pippa had a big breakdown on stream after a bunch of people donated money to her randomly, which I mostly mention because a lot of people, Nick included, speculated it was a grift for cash but the breakdown happened after most of the donations, not before, and was pretty serious.

I have never heard anyone say that, Nick included. He doesn't even come close to mentioning that in clip you put in your post. We do not need to put words in Nick's mouth to make him look anymore dumb than he's already made himself. Anyone who has actually thinks this is a moron. She spent the entire time thanking people and telling them to not spend their money on super chats because she had merch out. She didn't even suffer her mind break until she got to the 10k mark.

At the time people thought Nick was being nice, but in retrospect it's kind of disgusting how he heard someone was have a full on episode and his first thoughts were to try to grift off of it. He sent this message to her in the middle of it and there's video of him from his show.
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I really think you're reaching here and viewing this through the lens of current Nick. This did and still does read to me as Nick's tough love schtick, his "stop crying" bullshit.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Hahahahaha Rekieta is going in even harder than I expected.

He said that the reason VTuber contracts are restrictive are "the clientele are weirdos that are outcasts of society. The fact that you fans are weirdos and disdained by everybody is why your people that you like are treated like garbage throughout the industry."



I actually laughed at that but I have to wonder if he's going to get disinvited by Matsuri at this point.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Hahahahaha Rekieta is going in even harder than I expected.

He said that the reason VTuber contracts are restrictive are "the clientele are weirdos that are outcasts of society. The fact that you fans are weirdos and disdained by everybody is why your people that you like are treated like garbage throughout the industry."



I actually laughed at that but I have to wonder if he's going to get disinvited by Matsuri at this point.

they spent probably close to 40 minutes talking about it and you could tell Rackets was getting worked up just talking about it.