Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[NotTheBBC]

Adrian Wu AKA Wuming Bong. I'd be surprised if no one else has posted about him but a quick search yielded nothing.

He's a guy trying to create a third gender, he live streams his apartment and also broadcasts on YouTube regularly to a very small audience (<50). Lately he seems to have invested in pro grade cameras and applies a rush job colour grade to all his stuff but never edits his content which is largely him rambling with a mellow thoughtful piano piece dubbed in.

There is this one pout expression he always does that combined with his shaved head and eyebrows gives him this really creepy appearance. In February 2016 he still talked with a regular masculine voice but now he affects a more feminine and squeaky tone.

His YouTube channel for your consideration. He uploads prolifically.

 

[Miss Rat]

This woman is always on about either this kind of SJW stuff, or "Muh PTSD!"

It gets kind of incredible sometimes.

Oh, and she gets very upset very easily.

 

[RepQuest]

There's one guy that my main circle of online friends has been interacting with on Twitter for the past several months. He came out of nowhere and would always try to ask us a fuckton of questions. He always forgets how to access all of the Twitter accounts that he's created, so he just makes new ones, his handle (almost) always using his first name followed by eight digits. We had originally thought that he was a series of alts belonging to a former maligned member of our group, but it turned out that it wasn't him. We have no idea who this guy is, where he came from, or what he wants with us, so we just call him an alien among ourselves. He also made a bunch of YouTube videos, often about us, that usually lasted several seconds and consisted of him either giving thumbs up at something he liked or flipping off something he disliked. He later took all of those down, which is a shame because they were both hilarious and supremely confusing at the same time.

 

[Blarmination]

Hayley posts a picture of a guy who fat-shamed her on the plane (read: a stranger who was reasonably upset about her spilling into his seat), and gets trolled by a guy named riprollz420 who brags about his macrobiotic diet. Seriously starting to think she's worth her own thread.

EDIT: Gone and did it, get your Hayley fix here:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/hayley-mandel-resin_lips.22969/

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

My Powerpuff Girls fanboy had another meltdown.

 

[The Great Chandler]

My Powerpuff Girls fanboy had another meltdown.

 

[0xBADB17E5]

There's a guy I met through some other common friends- going to call him Blue. Well, Blue and I never really got to talk a whole lot while I hung out with said friends, but after a little bit of personal drama, said group fell apart. Blue stuck to me like bubblegum to a shoe, and without thinking too much about it, I decide to add him on a couple places upon his request, namely Steam and Skype because hey, it's nice to keep in touch with people and he never had any chimpouts around me.

That proved to be my undoing. In a span of six months I wasn't fully paying attention due to a particularly intense semester, Blue fully flourished into a full-blown lolcow, came up with his own Pokésona (A blue Mew wearing a scarf with the special ability to change genders at will) and began stalking me, demanding my attention, telling me how he considered me his "master" and even making me a fursona that I politely rejected. At that point I was already considering burning that bridge, but Blue somehow managed to delve in deeper into insanity. He read about tulpa (tulpas? tulpae?), made a couple of his own, basing their design on generic furry shit and started parroting what they'd "say" to him.

He does have other friends and even managed to hold onto a "real" boyfriend and a job for longer than two weeks, so I suppose he could be doing worse, or simply has gotten better at lying. I've staved off the urge to block him because thankfully he has the attention span of a goldfish and even though he still wants to be my "pet" at least he only contacts me once every month or so. As an addendum, eventually I got involved with another circle of friends who frequent rather dodgy places in occasion, and lo and behold, Blue was already well known by them.

 

[woowie queen]

'lil update about my lolcow.
after a period in which she said she was nonbinary, now she's genderfluid.
and demands to use for her they/them.

i bet she's end to pretend to be a trans boy.
also, she gets angry if someone tells her to write in a better english (she's thai-finnish).

she also had a little meltdown against another user (quite lolcow-ish?) that said """"nasty"""" things and misgendered her and another tumbrlina-ish friend of her.

 

[AnOminous]

This woman is always on about either this kind of SJW stuff, or "Muh PTSD!"

It gets kind of incredible sometimes.

When I have to be polite to one of these creatures, I generally tell them whatever they said is "incredible." They can think whatever they want about what I mean by it, but what I mean is I don't fucking believe them.

 

[Big Nasty]

Back where I grew up there was this slightly odd family that had seven sons. They all looked like Napoleon Dynamite and had really uncommon first names, like "Urbanus" and such. Brother #2 worked as a farm hand for my dad and I went to school with #6 and #7. I once recorded the two youngest brothers on a cassette player having a fight ("What you gonna do? Run to Momma and cry like the little pig you are?"). These brothers aren't exactly persons of interest in their own right, just kinda remarkable.

But, they had an uncle who was legit insane. The uncle once went off his meds for an extended period and raised all kind of hell. ("Roy, can I stay at your house until the choppers leave?").

During this time, he suffered from some very peculiar delusions, such as :

That "They" were replacing the water in his plumbing system with other water.

That if he drank a cup of coffee, he would get an instant raging hard-on. Therefore, he refused to drink coffee, strangely enough.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

More Jeffrey politisperging:

The person in pink is his new girlfriend. They got together back in March, I think. I've only met her once. She's honestly pretty cute, but she seems to be one of those people who latches onto anyone who'd give them the slightest bit of attention due to a compulsive need to be in a relationship. She likes and shares literally every goddamned thing he posts on Facebook, no matter how retarded it may be.

Through the few Facebook conversations I've had with Jeffrey, I learned that she was a Bernie supporter when they got together, but he "enlightened" her (read: ridiculed and insulted her until she relented and switched ideologies).

 

[Prince Omicron]

Oh, for me it's probably flowers for sonichu.
He went on a little Phil powertrip and likes to fuck with my user status justifying it with the lie that I'm a sock puppet account.
It's funny because now he's threadbanning because I caught him in the lie and he has to run from it.
he's really as cowardly as Phil about it

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

Oh, for me it's probably flowers for sonichu.
He went on a little Phil powertrip and likes to fuck with my user status justifying it with the lie that I'm a sock puppet account.
It's funny because now he's threadbanning because I caught him in the lie and he has to run from it.
he's really as cowardly as Phil about it

@Flowers For Sonichu

what did he mean by this?

 

[Darwin Watterson]

More Jeffrey politisperging:

The person in pink is his new girlfriend. They got together back in March, I think. I've only met her once. She's honestly pretty cute, but she seems to be one of those people who latches onto anyone who'd give them the slightest bit of attention due to a compulsive need to be in a relationship. She likes and shares literally every goddamned thing he posts on Facebook, no matter how exceptional it may be.

Through the few Facebook conversations I've had with Jeffrey, I learned that she was a Bernie supporter when they got together, but he "enlightened" her (read: ridiculed and insulted her until she relented and switched ideologies).

Oh, almost forgot that she's unironically referred to him as "Based Jeff" in comments before.

 

[VJ 120]

Oh, for me it's probably flowers for sonichu.
He went on a little Phil powertrip and likes to fuck with my user status justifying it with the lie that I'm a sock puppet account.
It's funny because now he's threadbanning because I caught him in the lie and he has to run from it.
he's really as cowardly as Phil about it

This was really autismal, fam. Try not to take the Farms so seriously.

And now for actual content, my personal lolcow would have to be this girl I went to middle school with. It's been well over 10 years since I've seen her, but we have each other on Facebook. Since I last saw her, she got pregnant at 16 by some Satanic Wiccan (lol what) juggalo several times and they have been moving around from house to house. They're extremely poor because the husband works part time at a minimum wage job and the girl doesn't work at all, and they have 3 kids (trying for more!).

That's not really the cowish part though. The cowish part is that she broadcasts her own failures at parenting and her fights with her husband constantly. Her oldest kid, a 5 year old, calls her a bitch, hits his brothers/friends, steals, lies, cheats, and is a budding sociopath. The younger two are not much better. She thinks it's hilariously adorable and sweet that her little boys call her a bitch, yet wonders why they get into so much trouble. She also thinks it's hilarious that her husband immediately wrecks every single car or truck they scrape together money to buy by going muddin'. Seriously.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

@Flowers For Sonichu

what did he mean by this?

if want the paul harvey version give me $20 but the free version is :autism:

 

[LM 697]

Oh, for me it's probably flowers for sonichu.
He went on a little Phil powertrip and likes to fuck with my user status justifying it with the lie that I'm a sock puppet account.
It's funny because now he's threadbanning because I caught him in the lie and he has to run from it.
he's really as cowardly as Phil about it

That's admin abuse. You should contact forum owners @Null and @Amy Lee of Evanescence to rectify this.

 

[Null]

Oh, for me it's probably flowers for sonichu.
He went on a little Phil powertrip and likes to fuck with my user status justifying it with the lie that I'm a sock puppet account.
It's funny because now he's threadbanning because I caught him in the lie and he has to run from it.
he's really as cowardly as Phil about it

you've got him on the run now

 

[yasscat]

Oh, for me it's probably flowers for sonichu.
He went on a little Phil powertrip and likes to fuck with my user status justifying it with the lie that I'm a sock puppet account.
It's funny because now he's threadbanning because I caught him in the lie and he has to run from it.
he's really as cowardly as Phil about it

Okay but
Have you considered not being a massive, total, unmitigatable sperg

 

[Prince Omicron]

you've got him on the run now

I'm just answering the question, but you are right in a way

Not my intent, but it turned out that way since he's power tripping on the thread banning. It's kind of his little asp baton

It's really pretty similar to the hugboxes Phil and Chloe, etc, etc set up

He kind of sperged out when I caught him in the lie. It's real similar to Phil behavior