Artcow "Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons & his wife Tina Toon / Tina Norton - "Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor; also his wife whose art has stagnated

[DeadwastePrime]

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he really simping it out for robert f kennedy 2

 

[Trombonista]

he really simping it out for robert f kennedy 2

What are the odds of RFK Jr replacing Trump as Ben's political crush?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

What are the odds of RFK Jr replacing Trump as Ben's political crush?

Just one 'based' statement would have him drooling for sure. And he could easily overlook the misdeeds and negligence of that president once he gets into power because getting in is what satisfies him enough for the coming years. And he could just blame the SJW's.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

What are the odds of RFK Jr replacing Trump as Ben's political crush?

10%, every magatard still sucks trumps cock to no tomorrow. Look at razorfist and Styx, they're surface level magatards and call RFK a shitlib. Ben is well, he would let Trump dick him if it meant he became president for life. "It's not gay anal sex, it's my duty to the country"

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

What are the odds of RFK Jr replacing Trump as Ben's political crush?

There's a whole cohort of people already there.
Not that they turned against Trump, but he's not their main squeeze any more.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Ben gives an update on his health.

https://rumble.com/v2wps8y-a-special-2023-update-from-ben-garrison.html?mref=17u9p9&mc=5sb46

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Ben gives an update on his health.

https://rumble.com/v2wps8y-a-special-2023-update-from-ben-garrison.html?mref=17u9p9&mc=5sb46

I remember that John C. Dvorak predicted Steve Jobs's death right after hearing he had pancreatic cancer. It was the only Steve-Jobs-related thing he was ever right about. If Ben takes the advice of his comments section on "alternative therapies" he will die soon as well, but unfortunately he is likely to die soon no matter what he does.

 

[Mr Steal Your Farm]

Ben Garrison says:

Back in February, I had a terrible pain on my side, and I began taking Advil every day to compensate. Pain kept getting worse and I kept taking more Advil.

Finally Tina got me to go to the doctor. That's the last place I want to go; I don't have a trust for the medical-industrial complex. But I did go and I was sent immediately to the ER. They ran some tests. Turns out I had cancer.

And that's Exhibit 1 of how alternative medicine hurts people and medical conspiracy theories delay life-saving treatment. If he wasn't married, the New World Order probably would have gotten away with it too.
Happens all the time, old man doesn't want to go to doctor; either wife nags him until he goes, or he is unmarried/widowed and dies a week after a very late stage diagnosis.

 

[Raging Capybara]

I knew Ben had gone full DDees lately but not to this extent.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Thoughts and prayers for Ben.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I aint sitting through that shit, but I assume his death is imminent?
pour a 40 for my homie
but clearly label the 40 as " A 40 OZ TO SHOW RESPECT TO MY DEAD HOMIE" and the curb labeled "THE CURB REPRESENTING THE EARTH IN WHICH THE HOMIE IS BURIED"

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Ben gives an update on his health.

https://rumble.com/v2wps8y-a-special-2023-update-from-ben-garrison.html?mref=17u9p9&mc=5sb46

Pray that he manages to turn this around. He's one of the good ones.

 

[Random Internet Person]

SCOTUS: AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL​

Cartoon published 06/30/2023

The US Supreme Court has ruled against so-called “affirmative action,’ saying it’s unconstitutional. It was the right decision. Getting into prestigious colleges will no longer depend on race, but rather on merit.
For far too long, too many white and Asian students with top-notch grades and credentials were getting turned down in favor of black students who did not have commensurate qualifications. This is actually a disservice to those black students. Imagine one who did study hard and made the best grades, scored highest on SAT tests, and got accepted to say…Harvard. That student will unfairly thought to be accepted for skin color rather than merit. Unfair labels such as ‘diversity hire’ will be applied. People will have lower expectations. Such artificially created low expectations applied to blacks is of course, racist and such racism is perpetuated by the Democrat Party and the legacy news media.


Instead, if admissions are merit-based, everyone will be treated equally. True equality means everyone has equal opportunity. There are no guaranteed results.



The race-baiter crowd is out in force and screaming ‘racism’ and unfair treatment, but this is to be expected. They should be ignored. Biden’s reaction showed gross disrespect for the decision by saying it was not a ‘normal court.’ Well, Biden is not a normal president. He is a figure selected for the White House by means of election fraud.

In terms of merit, Biden deserves prison, not the presidency.

Lock Him Up!

— Ben Garrison

LINDSEY GRAHAM, WARMONGER​

Cartoon published 07/02/2023
Lindsey Graham loves war. He doesn’t beat around the bush about it, either. Regarding the financing of Zelensky’s Ukraine war, he bluntly makes statements such as:
“Best money we’ve ever spent!”


Graham also tweeted, “To those who believe that Russia’s unprovoked and barbaric invasion of Ukraine is not a priority for the United States – you are missing a lot.”

Graham and his fellow warmongers always talk about how it’s a war for democracy in Ukraine. What democracy? Zelensky shut down elections in his country. He also shut down a free press, the Russian language, and has even targeted freedom of religion by shutting down Christian churches. Some democracy.

As Blackrock likes to say, “War is good business,” and Lindsey is aboard with that.

Lindsey is not alone. Other Neocon, RINO Republicans agree with him. Mitt Romney and Mike Pence, for example. Pence actually called for cutbacks in entitlement spending (Social Security) while in the same warmongering breath he called for throwing more billions of tax dollars into the corrupt dumpster fire that is Ukraine.


Fortunately, more and more Americans are able to spot a neocon warmonger when they see one. At last night’s Trump rally in South Carolina, Lindsey Graham was thoroughly booed non-stop when he was introduced by President Trump. The booing went on throughout Graham’s speech and got louder as he spoke.

It was glorious.

It’s also very telling because Graham is a native son of South Carolina, but his constituents rained loud boos atop Lindsey’s befuddled head. How embarrassing and humiliating is that? It’s time for the warmongering neocon RINOs to be voted out of office.

The American people are finished with the endless war-loving neocons. The RINOs are headed toward extinction. MAGA is the future of the Republican party.

Useless, endless wars that benefit the globalists and the military industrial complex need to end once and for all.

— The GrrrTeam

HAPPY 247TH BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!​

Cartoon published 07/03/2023

Let us celebrate a very special Independence Day this year with all of our friends and family gathered together.

We are here today because of the foresight and wisdom of our Founding Fathers. The great American experiment starts its 248th year. It will be historic—we will have either have a republic or a communist police state at the end.

We need to keep our Republic. The tyrants will not win. The people are growing more and more awake (not woke).

We want to wish you a very Happy Independence Day from all of us at GrrrGraphics!

LET FREEDOM RING!​

–The GrrrTeam

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

What are the odds of RFK Jr replacing Trump as Ben's political crush?

Well he about to commit die soon so who knows but all amerilard boomers simp for the kennedys, even some of the neocon ones

Ben gives an update on his health.

https://rumble.com/v2wps8y-a-special-2023-update-from-ben-garrison.html?mref=17u9p9&mc=5sb46

This one is actually good, remove the wordswordswords over the hammer tho

I remember that John C. Dvorak predicted Steve Jobs's death right after hearing he had pancreatic cancer.

That hippie fuck actually got the incredible luck to get a very rare type of pancreatic cancer that was really mild and easy to cure

So what he does? he goes with alternative medicine, aka bullshit, despite already being a millionaire in 2004 when he got the diagnosis

You read that fucker's story and its one retarded move after another but always failing upwards cuz he somehow got other actually talented people to do shit for him which is why he didnt end up living in a trailer like the other apple founder

Still dead tho

 

[Random Internet Person]

INDIANA JOE AND THE DIAL OF DIVERSITY- ANOTHER BIDEN FLOP​

Cartoon published 07/05/2023

It’s the summer blockbuster movie season, but Disney keeps offering up duds. Their latest film is “Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny.” It is being trashed by most film critics and it met with a very tepid box office opening. Look for Disney to lose more mega millions on another ‘woke’ film that few will want to watch.


They didn’t have to trash the Indiana Jones franchise, but Disney is a ‘woke’ corporation, which means they want to make sure white male heroes are trashed and made into weak figures who are dependent on smarter, stronger minorities and women. In this case the female lead, a horse-faced woman with British accent, steadily insults Indy and even punches him in the face. She’s the new hero for the franchise, but I doubt any more movies will be made because people hated her and they hated what she did to an 80 year-old Indiana Jones. I won’t go into plot details, but it was a messy disaster.

Likewise, an 80 year-old Joe Biden continues his disaster as the White House resident.

Biden also pushes woke-ism, which is always set against white Europeans, whom Joe sees as the nation’s greatest threat. He has repeatedly referred to ‘white supremacists,’ which can mean any white person who is not ashamed to be white. Joe has repeatedly said white people will soon become a minority in the USA and “that is a good thing.” Why is it a good thing, Joe? Shouldn’t all citizens be treated equally? Shouldn’t we be judged on the content of our characters rather than our skin color? Not to Sleepy Joe.


Similar to the octogenarian Indiana Jones in the latest movie, Biden is a weak and pathetic shell of a man who gets bossed around by his leading lady, Jill. Maybe she needs to nag Hunter Biden as well and keep him from using cocaine in the White House.

Both Disney and Joe are failures who continue to crater in popularity. They won’t listen to their own citizens or customers. They’ve gone woke and will go broke. Joe is already morally bankrupt.

— Ben Garrison

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Look for Disney to lose more mega millions on another ‘woke’ film that few will want to watch.

Why's it always because the movie is "woke" as opposed to because it was a shitty attempt to milk a franchise?

 

[cybertoaster]

Pancreatic cancer, that's one of the really deadly ones, you can only delay it.

Why's it always because the movie is "woke" as opposed to because it was a shitty attempt to milk a franchise?

Why not both?.

 

[AnOminous]

Why's it always because the movie is "woke" as opposed to because it was a shitty attempt to milk a franchise?

There's a pretty huge statistical correlation with any movie being marketed based on its approval of >current thing and said movie being shitty.

But if you just marketed them solely on that nobody would go, so they have to attach themselves to an existing franchise like a leech.

This trick is getting so boring that even decades-old beloved franchises aren't enough to get people to watch them.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Why's it always because the movie is "woke" as opposed to because it was a shitty attempt to milk a franchise?

A distinction without a difference.
In the current year, all shitty attempts to milk franchises are "woke".

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Why's it always because the movie is "woke" as opposed to because it was a shitty attempt to milk a franchise?

Adding wokeness is a strategy for milking these "IPs" they've bought. There's a whole school of criticism that judges works based on whether they expound the "right" political views instead of aesthetic criteria. So when Disney etc. set out to monetise their portfolio, they ensure that they get a good review from these critics by including the right politics. When neither the old fans nor the ordinary movie-goers like it, they can say "that's just because you're sexist/racist/homophobic/transphobic".