Account starts in April 2017 with a dog named Max.
Yeah, Lhasa Apso service dog. Really, why would I be posting if this wasn’t where it was going?
Uh. It’s a lap dog. It’s literally bred to do this and only this.
Here’s our first view of the handler. Yes, that’s a biological female, just one that looks like a young Mama Fratelli. No, Hayden is not its real name.
The dog is "official" because she bought it a patch.
She’s so excited to bring her pet places you can't bring your pet!
To get social media attention and oppression points (the only things in life that matter) we need to check off as many minority identity boxes as possible.
She’s friends with some other unfortunate-looking woman who put her toy dog in a vest.
This is her mother, who is along for the ride for now.
She brings the puppy to church.
He passes Obedience Adult 1. Lol. So yeah, this isn’t even a puppy. She just decided her grown pet Lhasa with no previous training was a service dog because she slapped a vest on him an enrolled him in manners 101. Wonderful.
First health post. She has PTSD, has an anxiety attack (Max doesn’t know how to psychically alert to these before they happen yet!) She sits down and her lapdog does lapdog shit I mean, super real DPT with all 10 lbs of his weight. She uses an inhaler even knowing she’s just hyperventilating.
Hospital pic, no explanation. This place she tags is only emergency and outpatient services, so she’s probably just in the ER for attention.
In August she’s in for two “unpleasant” GI procedures and waiting for answers. Gonna guess the old endo/colonoscopy camera-u-both-ends combo platter.
LOL THERE IT IS. Borderline. Every goddamned time. At least this one copped to it early.
Is it an alert if you have to give a command? If you can give a command, aren't you aware enough not to need an alert? Why is this dog always interested in everything but her when they're in public?
Magic dog lets her go back to places where traumatic events happened without an issue, ride public transportation, and go to the state fair. Behold the healing power of attention from strangers.
In September she’s admitted to intensive residential psychiatric treatment for 90 days, with her dog of course. Can’t give up a chance to seek attention even at the
BPD anxiety and depression clinic.
She gets diagnosed with an eating disorder but doesn’t say which. Gonna guess she dramatically described not eating for days and was told it was disordered eating or something, rather than a formal “you have anorexia nervosa” diagnosis.
On the 9th, she's still inpatient
The next day she's at church and her dog lacks focus, which is definitely a quality you want in your lifeline
How dare you use the handicap stall! That’s for attention seekers who bring their pets in public places pretending they’re service dogs!
Panic attacks from a fire alarm, magic dog saves the day. What a little bitch.
In case you didn’t notice, she’s left her residential treatment after like a week. How dare they expect her to actually work on her mental health instead of just validating whatever super real spoonie condition she’s gunning for! Well, I guess the username has given away where this is going.
She’s gluten free now, for some reason.
She goes to the Mall of America and buys herself a plush toy for hospital visits. Birth of a teddy bear sign.
And with that, we’re off! Goes to the ER complaining of chest pain and heart palpitations and gets an EKG and salt water. Gets sent home when nothing is found even though she’s still dizzy.
Oh my gosh! Her dog knows which car is hers. He must be a genius! In my experience most dogs figure out which car goes to Petsmart and which house has their food dishes in it within a few days of being brought home.
Correctly identifies that the dog is bored instead of saying it’s a super serial alert, so that’s something at least. Also dangerhair.
Max is finishing training for his Canine Good Citizen which is pretty basic manners and obedience: heel, don’t go bananas in response to stimuli, be able to stay in a sit-stay while the owner walks away, behave well for a different handler. He can’t pay attention and other dogs are too much for him to handle so she makes a scene that the employees have to deal with.
#dissociation. I've always been under the impression that if you were actually dissociating you wouldn't be aware enough to be on instagram posting about it.
“Intelligent disobedience” is fun because it’s real (the dog needs to know that performing tasks it’s trained to do when the handler is incapacitated is more important than maintaining a downstay) but they can reframe anything their dogs do as a life-saving task instead of the dog deciding it was bored or more interested in something else. In this case it’s that the lapdog wants comfort while she’s shopping. My favorite was Alex Moine who claimed that Levi’s complete lack of focus and constant snuffling around for food on the ground was really super serious allergen detection nosework.
Ell Oh Ell. She’s now Hayden and identifies as an enby and pansexual. Of course.
Ortho for trigger finger. Gets a special splint and might need surgery (she does not). #medicalproblems.
I love how her dog is never paying attention to her. Really reminiscent of Alexx and her amazing milk-sniffing dog.
#metoo. Presumably as in “pay attention to me, too.”
Max “alerts” to an impending anxiety attack at Petco, but it’s actually a wave of dizziness instead of her normal symptoms. The dog you could kick a field goal with won’t let her stand up. Staff calls the wee-woo wagon at her request and she goes to the ER. She doesn’t update which means again, they found nothing.
Lol the little shithead is feeling his oats.
She’s cut her hair off to fit her new identity. Also she’s back in the ER with her dog for another bout of dizziness and they still haven’t found anything wrong with her. So disappointing!
The mop passes his CGC and she feels like this means he is officially a service dog. There's like 4 month old puppies that pass CGC.
Got that cardiac monitor. Hoping it catches a dizzy spell.
It does and it turns out her blood pressure is low. Have you considered drinking water?
She goes to urgent care for another dizzy spell and is given meclizine (OTC vertigo medication, brand name Bonine or Antivert). They order a CT scan to rule out brain spookies. I love that she’s had like a handful of dizzy spells, tummy ickies (after admitting to an eating disorder!) and some psych diagnoses and has already been calling herself a “chronic illness warrior” for months. For all she knows it’s something that’s fixable with a minor procedure or something.
Oh gosh oh jeez this is great. She goes to two different churches on the same day and pulls the same trick. “Too weak, too dizzy, must sit here while my service muppet lays on my chest. Please, won’t someone pay attention to me?”
The answer to drop-sie or dropsy. She falls from being dizzy and is on her way to the ER again. Never too much of an emergency to pause for a dog selfie.
Another normal EKG but at least this time they refrained from telling her that it’s anxiety. Also, lol this was just her way of expediting the CT scan. Praying for answers! But only the ones she wants to hear, that it’s an incurable physical condition she can turn into a new identity and milk for social media clicks.
Allergic reaction to the eye drops they use to dilate her pupils. Starts with a cold sweat and flushing as soon as they’re put in and turns to weakness, nausea, and a pounding headache. Tell me it’s anxiety without telling me it’s anxiety. #spoonie.
Aww baby’s first fake anaphylaxis, the kind that shows up several hours after exposure to an alleged allergen. She gets epinephrin and benadryl at the ER.
So sick of running to the ER for no reason all the time.
LMAOOOOOO A few weeks of complaining of dizzy spells with low blood pressure and she’s signed up for a wheelchair. No diagnosis, history of all kinds of mental health problems and literally nothing shows up on tests but sure. Wheelchair is the next logical step. She doesn’t know what to do with her mop when she’s using the chair.
Of course she immediately uses her church’s old person wheelchair to practice so all the nice jesus people can see what a poor little cripple she is and pray for her.
Another ride in the boo-boo bus after she falls and smacks her head.
LOL The ER doc “diagnosed” it as vertigo to make her go away. That’s a symptom bby. It’s like being diagnosed with coughing. We learn she is trying to get the ER docs to diagnose her with chronic lyme but they “dismissed it pretty quickly” and her solution is to find a lyme specialist. #sickgirl #chroniclyme
Oh please tell me she’s saving all of these like precious souvenirs, please please please.
Backstory on the mop. She got him two years ago but has only bothered to get through basic obedience with him now that she realizes his utility as an attention-grabbing spoonie accessory.
Oh god it’s so beautiful. Smacks her head on the brick wall and takes a photo of her grimacing to prove it, as one does. Back to the ER because her stupid insurance wouldn’t approve her stupid wheelchair unless her stupid doctor gave them a reason she needed it. It’s the third delay!!! The first time she mentioned the wheelchair was five days prior. So I’m writing this as I go, like after a brief scroll to ensure she was worth laughing at I started at the beginning of the account and just started tabbing through each image, writing as I go. I don’t know what’s coming up in the future but I’m going to guess right now that it’s an off-the-rack Drive clunker she could get on Amazon or ebay for a few hundo.
More unspecified doctor appointments but we see she has cane now.
Yeah lol this is an off-the-rack clunker. Well, at least they didn’t sign her up for a tilite right away?
I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt that she just wanted to get warm for a few minutes on their walk although I doubt an ice rink would be the best place to do that. Working a dog “naked” is typically bait. They know normie assumption is a service dog must be vested even though the ADA does not actually require this, and they want people to tell them to leave so they can throw a fit about accessibility and ignorance.
The other half of this is off-leash, because again, normies will assume the ADA requires a legitimate service dog to be leashed. The commenters points out that the ADA
does require a leash unless a task the dog is trained for cannot be performed on a leash and tells her that there are wheelchair leashes for SDs (or pets of wheelchair users, for that matter because believe it or not wheelchair users who didn’t choose this life for social media attention are capable of having a dog just for companionship).
Lol “fake service dog” says the woman who slapped a vest on her highly distractible totally useless adult rescue toy breed dog because she needed attention. Just because yours is too lazy to act out all the time doesn’t mean it’s legitimate.
She’s so excited about this wheelchair lmao.
I doubt that this thing actually learns anything halfway useful before he’s too old to work or replaced by a new animal. Which does not mean she will actually stop working him. Let’s find out, I guess.
Another urgent care trip for her totally-not-anxiety anxiety. Hope they find something other than anxiety this time!
Apparently not, and the next day she’s in the ER for “chest pain, loss of appetite, losing a lot of weight in a short amount of time, and dizziness.” Borderline with diagnosed eating disorder. Oh, to see her medical notes! Last time she was here the mean staff told her her “in training” lap dog was not a real service dog and tried to not let him in so this time she just took the training patch off his vest. Problem solved! They didn’t find anything and she has to follow up with the GI.
Psychic dog knows when she’s going to have a panic attack so she can take her benzo before it happens, lol, she’s so dumb. Of course this happened at church and it couldn’t be that the bored dog wanted to be pet and she’s a munchie who wanted to enjoy a benzo high.
Holy shit if you’re a danger on the road such that a dog you
just started training has to alert you to episodes or else you will cause an accident
stop fucking driving. Even if we take it at face value that such an alert can exist, a dog who just started training is in no way reliable enough to alert you to a situation where you could easily kill other people. Also it’s not your imagination. She’s getting more and more troony as the days go by.
Chiro.
A frustrating doctors appointment. #ihatedoctors. Gosh, don’t you just hate when your long history of attention-seeking behavior and screaming about your mentulz cucks you out of getting the Jaquie treatment?!
“I am stronger than the hospital that refuses to treat me because I have a service dog. I am stronger than the doctors that misdiagnose me.” God I love it, she just constantly tells on herself.
“Wow, my fake cripple LARP gets me all kinds of special treatment from sympathetic strangers!”
I kind of love that in one breath these girls scream about people abusing service dog laws and vesting their pets but then turn around and facilitate it by selling vests and patches to whoever wants one and screeching whenever there’s an attempt to crack down on owner-training. The account was tothemax_servicedoggear but it’s been deleted.
Interesting. At this point she’s still referring to herself as “mama”. This is another time she claims she’s a danger on the road and magic dog has to inform her.
#officiallydisabled.
24 hour EEG to rule out seizures and get her one step closer to that shiny POTS diagnosis. She’s abandoned chronic lyme as she apparently realized it’s a laughingstock diagnosis no one cares about.
This dog fuckin hates his life, also she’s severely deconditioned after a month of not walking, also her asthma is getting worse. Whodathunk.
Look how insanely distractible this animal is. She’s got the cookies and is giving them to him as part of a training session and he still won’t focus on her. But yeah he’s a service dog who can give life-saving alerts to minute changes in your physiological state while you’re driving before you notice them. I totally believe you.
“Urgent care after my first syncope episode.” Syncope just means fainting. So. What’s she been doing all those other times she smacked her head on stuff?
Okay I know this is probably super annoying and invasive for actual wheelchair users but also hahahaha your whole public social media presence is about why you’re in that wheelchair. You
love that people ask you!
“notice the slow Lhasa response” PERHAPS THIS BREED IS UNSUITED FOR SERVICE WORK.
She wants the dog to draw extra attention to her in the event that she passes out in public, because fake passing out itself might not do it for her.
“normal person sick.” Urgent care tells her it’s a viral infection they can’t do anything for but that simply
can’t be the answer, so she goes back a second time. Surprise, it's a viral infection.
Reflecting on a year spent transitioning from icky borderline expected to fix her shit to special cripple gender person that people bend over backwards for.
Sweet sweet beetus water. (So absolutely pointless aside but in the days after I wrote this back in April, three people mentioned making homemade gatorade to me, one of whom was a total stranger who started our whole unsolicited conversation by informing me that was what was in his bike bottle and reciting a remarkably similar recipe at me. If this is gangstalking it’s the lamest possible version.)
Gastric emptying study time!!!
I was going to make the “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” joke but god dammit, she made it for me. Inconsiderate, that’s what these kids are.
Fake service dog Max growls at guide dog, doesn’t “alert” because overstimulation. It’s fine though. It would only be a problem if someone else’s fake service dog did this to hers. Then she would be demanding to speak to the manager and pretending to pass out because her dog missed an alert thanks to the FAKE!!! service dog.
“Most” of her diagnoses!!!!!!! BPD, still-unspecified eating disorder (probably because it’s one of the un-dainty fat ones, no way she wouldn’t milk an anorexia diagnosis for all it’s worth), bipolar, allergies, asthma, osteoarthritis, PTSD, “suicide survivor”, chronic pain, gluten intolerance, lactose intolerance, chronic migraines, depression, panic disorder, GERD, anxiety disorder, scoliosis, “chronically undiagnosed,” “service dog warrior” and IBS. Her teeth totally trigger me every time she makes this soy face. There’s like, too much space and not enough size difference between them.
Why do these women all go shopping without their wheelchairs if they so desperately need them?
The dog is alerting to “why aren’t you petting me right now and all the time?”
Caption: Tilt Table Time!!! I’m so excited!!! Comments: It wasn’t POTS. I’m so incredibly discouraged.
So she goes to therapy and has a poopy pants tantrum about not getting the shiny prize she wanted and takes a bunch of pouting selfies to prove it. Also just a note, she’s been going to therapy for her mentulz for the entire time her account has been active. These people who know she’s got BPD and are ostensibly trying to stop her from acting on her attention-seeking manipulative unstable identity bullshit have watched her descend into this in a little under a year, from “dog for anxiety” in April to tapping out of her 90 day intensive treatment in a week in September to the wheelchair in November to now and she’s just… unaware how ridiculous this is. Can you imagine having that little self-awareness? Showing up to therapy for your unstable identity in a wheelchair you know you don’t need with a barely-trained growling lap dog in a service dog vest? I ask because I genuinely can’t. I would be so embarrassed my soul would compress itself into a diamond.
Excited to hear about her GES results!!
Lol that must not have been what she wanted to hear either because she “passed out” again and used her life alert button to call the ambu. God, what a tragedy to be told over and over again that you're healthy.
IT’S POTS GODDAMMIT, SOMEONE DIAGNOSE ME WITH THE TRENDY ILLNESS I WANT.
Wow, she might hold my record for most prolific ER-boomerang I’ve timelined. If we assume the first hospital pic was an ER visit then she’s been to the ER ten times and urgent care four that we know of. This time it’s because she’s deathly allergic to almonds and everyone is eating them. She should have told them to put them away!
Fainting three times in one day.
I think this is a cute way of saying “my dog almost bit someone in public and that’s their fault.”
She gets a flat tire, replaces it with her spare which also goes flat, and has asthma from the fumes of getting it fixed.
Next day: urgent care for breathing trouble. I enjoy that she’s holding the dog like a child holds a teddy all the time. Really drives home the single-digits emotional maturity level.
LOL it wasn’t anaphylaxis those two times, it was vocal cord dysfunction. This is one of those cases where like, it could be a side effect of real FND but more likely with our girls it’s intentionally caused by manipulating your throat muscles to mimic the wheezing from asthma or other respiratory problems. You can absolutely train yourself to do this and I’m guessing at least a few of you did as shithead kids who didn’t want to go to school/church. It’s not difficult. There’s a reason it’s called Munchausen’s stridor. (Madeleine-Camille Peruninger or whatever her name is, the autistic girl who drew the cartoon frogs everywhere and munched herself to steroid-induced spinal collapse, was diagnosed with VCD when she was in her “run to the ER for my food allergies all the time” phase during college.)
Hahaha borderline fakes sick to get out of dialectical behavioral therapy for her borderline because she doesn’t like having to admit she is the problem because borderline. A Borderborous.
Everyone she knows is a service dog munchie now.
Her dog still can't pay attention and if she teaches him even the foundations of one new "task" he starts to get sloppy with the others and ignore commands.
Valentines day and no date? No problem! Just spend it in the ER making sure your neck and back aren't broken! As one does.
Ahahahahahaha not even a custom ultra light like a normal wheelchair user would have, like a tilite or a quickie or whatever. No, she’s ebegging because she wants an all-terrain geared chair marketed to athletes and outdoorsy types.
Here’s a video of it in action. So those handles are levers connected to a geared drivetrain that act the same way the pedals on a bicycle to help people power through trails and powdery snow and stuff. It’s pretty obvious to me even as someone who has never used a wheelchair that this requires a lot more upper body strength than the manual she’s got which is already almost too much for what our specimen possesses. Plus she’s never shown any great interest in the outdoors even before the wheelchair beyond walking her dog on a flat paved park path.
Goes out with a service dog wearing sunglasses indoors, omg this guy thought I was blind!!!! yeah no shit, that was what you wanted people to think.
Another ER trip, this one leads to an admission. She doesn’t say what for or what happens.
Lollllllllll, also TIL "scented clothing" what a concept.
but she totally needs that all-terrain wheelchair. Poor thing can barely get out of her house!
Typical tantrum in which there are lines and we may read between them: she wants a better parking spot and the sidewalk replaced in front of her unit specifically because she is more important than anyone else/wants smoother pavement to make her giant unnecessary clunker easier to roll. The landlord says no. She continues to harass them about it. They tell her if it’s such a problem she should probably move. She doesn’t want to do that; she wants to win. So she dramatically “faints” while walking from her assigned parking spot. People tell her to call the police on her landlord.
Title: "The stubborn Lhasa in action." #ipromisehesagooddog #whenhefeelslikeit “My fake service dog is genetically stubborn and will never successfully complete a task other than sitting on my lap without much coaxing and reward” is not the look you want, kiddo. She’s been trying to get the mop to bring her things but instead he sees it as a game, takes the thing she’s dropped and plays keep-away with her. For the millionth time, there is a reason legitimate programs use smart, motivated, highly trainable people-pleasing breeds like labs and goldens instead of going with the instamunchie “any breed can be a SD!” cope.
I love that in every photo of her supposed lifeline he's more interested in something off camera than in her or what she's doing. But sure. He gives life-saving alerts all the time.
Gender identity therapist. I’m trying really hard not to go full terf because
but holy shit this chick is diagnosed BPD. Why have none of the many mental health professionals who have watched her descend from healthy but batshit to service dog n’ wheelchair theyby realized that perhaps “I’m not really a woman!!!” is just another facet of her inability to have an identity outside of what gets her the most attention and that therefore the “gender identity therapist” is feeding her illness? Like isn’t one of the main goals of borderline therapy trying to learn how to have a stable identity that doesn’t rely entirely on outside validation? Which is the opposite of trans. Fuck I hate this trend.
Troon pride, still only commiting to they/them
ER for anaphylaxis to almonds she never contacted, after being told it’s not anaphylaxis but vocal cord dysfunction. Soy face thumbs up selfie really sells it.
Urgent care for her severe abdominal pain. They do a full workup and decide it’s gallstones and her gallbladder needs to be removed. She’s given a cocktail of IV saline, zofran, antacid, and novocaine that makes her mouth go numb, wild. But the funny ha-ha is her GI totally suspects he has gastroparesis but she needs a GES next month to confirm it. She JUST had one in January and never updated on what it did or did not find, which means it found nothing and she’s trying again with a different doctor and more information on how to fake it. Beautiful.
Four days later she gives the sad news that Max the service muppet will be retiring as he’s no longer enjoying public access. Haha,
he never did. Max will now be an ESA and she’s getting a Great Dane puppy to replace him. The rest is all cope about how she doesn’t regret her decision to try to pass a shelter rescue toy breed with a few days of Petco obedience training off as a service dog because it got her the attention she wanted and she’s better prepared to train her next dog now. Okay, I have very limited experience with Danes so I can’t comment much on the personality and suitability but I do know that like most giant breeds they have overall shorter lifespans and are prone to heart disease and gastric dilitation and volvulus (an often-fatal emergency medical condition where their gut twists from bloating. One of Kiley Prososki’s Rottweilers died from it). Whatever, I guess it’s not the worst breed to go with? Or maybe it is and I just don’t know but fellas I’ve seen a greyhound from a rescue that specialized in “off the track” dogs, Sydney Going’s chinese crested, an intact male mini schnauzer, a teacup poodle, and a rabbit in a stroller being called full-fledged task trained service animals so my bar for “reasonably appropriate breed” is real low these days. In the comments Hayden lets us know she went to the ER again after UC released her and she’s trying to force the GP diagnosis. (<-- here's where I admit I bounced this timeline off a small discord server before I posted it here because Tor was giving me such a fucking ass-raping every time I tried to upload attachments. From a doggo-loving discordian whose judgement I trust in such matters: "Great Danes are at least a working breed. They were catch dogs, though. So they caught the prey and kept it from escaping. Not known for being exceptionally trainable, prone to distraction, prone to chasing the small furry thing, can be protective/territorial. They aren’t dumb, but they aren’t really biddable either.")
“So grateful for my rainbow flag church.” If you belong to any of the peace and tolerance/open door churches you are well familiar with the specific type of tranny that comes to your place of worship explicitly because after the service they get to tell all the congregants about their terrible life of being genocided daily and get many “You’re so brave and stunning, I’ll pray for yous” from polite people who would like them to go away.
Transgender pride, but still only committing to they/them.
Lol she said she was retiring the mop because he doesn’t like public access work but she keeps dragging him out to church so she can get attention from the nice Jesus people. She just says he’s “off duty” when she does. And he still has to do his one and only alleged task, DPT. It’s totally different! Anyway his task is just sitting in her lap like he's been bred to do.
Getting a custom wheelchair for
what? An undiagnosed fainting disorder?
Prey4me [troon smirk]
muh mentulz.
The entire rainbow suspender market is kept aloft by gender people. Also she can be without the wheelchair today because gardening is fun. By the way it’s now May and we’ve heard nowt about her repeat GES.
Are these women aware that dogs are living breathing creatures with complex emotions and the ability to feel pain?
Christ. Get a pillow, a chair, a fucking tree stump, some other inanimate object to rest your feet on you asshat. Constant syncope for a few days. Guess the GES said no again.
Another hospital. Her friend jesuses up the whiteboard, very helpful. Anyway she’s had a terrible experience here but she won’t tell us what. I’m guessing they told her this was all anxiety or borderline bullshit lol.
Trooning intensifies. I don't know any actual homosexual who feels the need to constantly signal it. It's always the straight "queers" and the gender people.
After many hospital trips and being told over and over that it’s anxiety, she finally gets a doctor to diagnose her with POTS based on a poor man’s TTT after the for-realsies TTT said it wasn’t POTS. The doctor listed on this is a PCP who works for urgent care at the medical center she keeps running to, and a cardiologist here has previously said he’s not comfortable diagnosing her with POTS. Hayden chalks this up to the doctor just not knowing enough, gosh darn it, but like. Your heart rate shooting up on standing after six months of absolutely no exercise and scooting around in a wheelchair color me shocked.
On that note, excited for her custom chair!!!!
Steroids for her not-POTS and already discussing a PICC for salt water after “fainting” at her doctor’s office.
He’s a dog. You’re suddenly rolling on the floor. This is happy fun play with the human time.
HAHAHAHA remember when she was trying to force her landlord to give her a better parking space and repave her sidewalk by dramatically fainting as she walked across the lot saying the sidewalk is too rough for the wheelchair??? She’s still doing that, this time when she’s out to take the garbage. She can’t use the wheelchair because it’s “too hilly” – I’m sure all those people who actually need a wheelchair can relate to that feeling when it’s just too gosh darned inconvenient to use it so you walk instead. So while she’s carrying on in the parking lot with her dog, pretending to faint every few steps and then laying there with the dog on her chest. Some oblivious woman who is just trying to go about her day unimpeded by borderline munchie genderblob antics nearly backs over her because why u layin in the parkin lot? Our hapless heroine miraculously wakes up from her fainting episode at exactly the right second. She is cognizant of her surroundings and musters the strength to get herself and the dog out of the way of the moving vehicle just before disaster strikes. What luck!
She touches grass and gets burned.
Teaching her mom’s pet dog “tasks” because it’s important that every animal in the vicinity of the munchie must be included in their LARP. Again she's claiming this dog is "a natural responder to her syncope" which means, like max, this one jumps up to see what's going on when she throws herself on the floor. Almost like it's normal dog behavior or something.
Calling an ambulance for salt water becomes her new favorite thing. This time she “passes out” four times while in her counselor’s office. Remember that her diagnosis for which she seeks counseling is borderline personality disorder. But they used her special pronouns in the ambulance! A banner day!
Days later, goes to pride in the hot hot sun. Telling that all her friends here are People of Gender. Hayden shows off that she somehow got the expensive all-terrain chair she wanted. This thing starts at like $3000 for the basic bitch model with no bells and whistles. so here's a good time to say Hayden is unemployed, on disability, and living alone. I have no idea how she affords her lifestyle. Even taking rent out of the equation assuming that her mother or someone pays for it, she just seems to have limitless disposable cash for whatever she wants whenever she wants it. And one last point: she says Max wasn't vested and it was a pet-friendly event but he's clearly wearing a DO NOT PET badge, he never had any tasks to perform, and she's in a wheelchair. So it's the same as when she took him anywhere else: everyone perceives him as a service dog (whether they believe he's actually trained/performs tasks or not)
the next day she says she only uses it to "train without distractions." So you're training him "without distractions" at pride even though you washed him because he didn't like being in crowed spaces? Or you wanted the attention having a service dog got you even though you knew it wasn't in his best interest?
she uses the new chair in a color run. I always envy the energy of these women.
He's lhasa apsoing #lapdog #bredtolayonpeople
She’s moving out of the suburbs and to a rural nowhere
“my post-concussion brain” why are you driving
Her puppy is born.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This chick can’t be fucking serious
Her doctor tells her to wear a helmet because she’s getting too many concussions. She dutifully dons the headgear and then heads to the psych ER so she can wear the tard helmet while she’s waiting to be admitted to her new favorite troon-friendly hospital. Per the comments she’s in for a few days with no social media access. Sounds like someone was on a 72 hour hold because they said they were super-cidal.
Yeah she’s really wearing the helmet in public now.
Sometimes. Other times she just clips it to her chair. Also peep the hashtags. #babewithamobilityaid #butadude #notababe.
Goes to the state fair in her tard helmet, makes a scene and gets fluids at the medic tent, shows off bucket of fried state fair food.
Apparently the pharmacy that distributes her epi pen was also handing out trail mix and this means she got to go to the ER again or something.
Well at least she understands her dog wasn’t suitable for service work and shouldn’t even be considered an “in-home service dog” but an “emotional support dog who sometimes tasks.” It took her a year of forcing square peg into round hole but whatever. Also his only task is sitting in her lap and he’s a lap dog so even that’s a stretch. But look, she’s stopped dragging him to church at this point too and he’s 100% “retired” from public life. I take my W’s where I can get them.
Complaining about her salt water infusions already. She wants a port and to do them at home but, perhaps because she is batshit with a history of mental health inpatient stays, they're making her do them at an infusion center for now.
Another ambu ride for her almond allergy that she’s been told is vocal cord dysfunction.
She gives us her new location, New Germany, MN, a half hour from the suburb she used to live in, where she now lives with the fat black service dog munchie she’s been hanging out with. What could go wrong? I love that her roommate is already showing how annoyed she is with this attention-seeking screeching retard in a helmet documenting everything for the 'gram.
She got a Tilite Aero Z, the first choice for the InstaSpoonie set. Also interesting, her shirt says she was staff at True Friends Camp, a summer camp for disabled children, two years before she started LARPing as a disabled adult. Funny if true.
Obligatory laying on the store floor pic. Why does she need to do this when the chair is allegedly to keep her from passing out and banging her noggin from her
postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome? And why can none of them ever get that part right? It happens when you stand up. Also the dog is just trying to play with you because you’re on the floor.
This is normal dog behavior. They’re furry little retards who want to be your BFF.
How does this absolute moron supposedly keep contacting almonds like once a week? Lmao. There are actual children who manage their food allergies better than her.
Oh, because she’s too dumb to check food labels when she allegedly has a deadly allergy. Like my froggy friend MC and her peanut allergy, Hayden requires bystanders to convince her to do her EpiPen because she’s trying so gosh ding dang hard to stay out of the hospital!
You know what else doesn’t belong in the handicap parking spot, especially the one next to the wheelchair lane? Your motor vehicle, Hayden Williams, because you are faking your disabilities for attention. Don't get me wrong, the cyclist is a dick and i say this as someone who cycles as primary transport and chains my bike where ever the fuck is most convenient for me (my own grocery store has decided to use the bike rack as a cart return so I've started parking my bike against the last cart in the row with the wheel locked thereby rendering all carts in that return unusable until I'm done shopping). But the bike can be moved even if it means recruiting a kind passer-by or calling the store from your van to ask an employee to move it for you. Hayden parks her car there for what you will soon see is an absolute joke of a "wheelchair lift" she doesn't even use so she can LARP as a wheelchair user for attention and if someone who actually
needs that spot because their lift/ramp is on that side of the van pulls in there's nothing they can do because her vehicle has a disabled tag on it.
She breaks her wrist passing out. She’s claiming she broke her elbow too but they decided to just let that one heal on its own with no cast. I know I’m not a doctor, just some internet retard, but I have… so much doubt. In the comments she’s saying she has also dislocated her knee four times. The photos are just her documenting the casting process in great detail and then a pic of her obvious smirking glee over the medical intervention. Also I can’t be the only one who hears BPD + self-harm history + broken wrist and thinks she’s a wrist banger, right? But I think the more likely case is she did something stupid as hell in her wheelchair.
And she decorated the cast like a child. How very non-feminine.
Uhm. No? No I genuinely can’t. I had to turn up the brightness and contrast on my screen to see that one of her feet was slightly pinker than the other. It just looks like she had one foot tucked under her while she sat for a brief period.
Changing the gender marker on her license. FTR, in 2018 Minnesota started letting people put “X” as their gender identifier on their driver’s license rather than M or F because we live in fucking clown world.
And for a while her whole feed is “I am trans therefore you must lick my asshole and tell me it tastes of sunshine and anything shitty I do is okay because society is so cruel to me."
Yep, gender non-conforming males and females exist. No one has ever changed their sex or ceased to have one through wishful thinking. Also intersex people have
repeatedly, loudly asked the genderists to stop coopting their medical condition to legitimize trans.
I need to be validated in my fake gender and disabilities by using the opposite sex's handicap bathroom. DO BETTER MCDONALDS OF NEW GERMANY, MINNESOTA!!! Once again, this sucks for an actual man who needs a wheelchair but that's not you.
1) just confirmation that she's claiming she has an accessible vehicle now although we'll see soon what she actually means by that. 2) I have spoken with and even met a lot of wheelchair users through this strange hobby of mine/being known for it. I do not know one of them that is comfortable with being inspiration porn. They all roundly hate being called “inspiring” for going around their normal life doing normal tasks.
She’s got the new dog.
Impeccable diet. Needless to say, no, not all or even most frozen dinners are good for gastroparesis which she’s now suddenly claiming to have, I guess. Anything high in fat or fibre is going to be off the menu, for example.
As per usual with these girls, her desire to show off her puppy doing parlor tricks reveals that she can bend over and go from standing to crouching and back smoothly and quickly without passing out or even wobbling. So much for that POTS so bad she needs a helmet and a wheelchair.
She’s been getting salt water infusions three times a week which is why she’s suddenly better. She wants a central line but her doctor says her mental health has to improve before they take that step. Her doctors
know there's some psych component going on. Whether they think she's faking and the fluid therapy is an expensive placebo they can charge medicaid or they think she has POTS but will neglect/abuse a central line if she has one, they know there's some connection between her "illness" and her
illness
Which means she has to play up the fainting even more. She messes up her hip and knee by using her wheelchair as a grocery cart instead of, yanno, a wheelchair. Of course this happens where people can see her and help her get inside and also carry the problematic groceries for her.
In typical munchie fashion, she has “anaphylaxis” on Christmas and all her family have to go to the ER with her. So this guy on the bed next to her? That's her (fraternal, biologically male) twin brother and he got 100% of the good genes. He is functional, fit, reasonably good-looking, high-achieving, surrounded by friends, and dating a young lady who has a similar lifestyle to him. He is the anti-Hayden.
Hey doc, my mental health is doing great! Remember when you said I could get a port if my mentulz got better? They got better! It’s a miracle! A miracle called… testosterone. Ah yes, nothing says “I have overcome my mental health problems” by pretending that injecting yourself with testicle-juice makes you not a woman and then forcing everyone to go along with that delusion on threat of suicide!
I love that these girls give away how offensively healthy they are at every turn. This one while still wearing a fucking helmet lmao.
Learning how to shave her face for the first time at 30 like a real man.
Awww she’s trying on Tiktok disabilities now! Sudden stutter that might be neurological and she’s told to go to urgent care. They tell her it’s anxiety.
Just in time for her birthday, her doctor approved her for a port for salt water infusions!!!
inspiration
