Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I would still rather see a redemption arc if only because those kinds of stories give me the warm and fuzzy, but I don't think Nick is capable of it.

I've never seen anyone here go so quickly from nearly immune to criticism (or at least it would be greeted with hostility) to completely unredeemable lolcow.

 

[JudyGemstone]

My personal line in the sand was when Nick banned Cynthia from Locals, particularly after his copypasta.

It was the official death of Nick as a freeze peach defender.

My personal line in the sand was the Kyle Rittenhouse Interview for multiple reasons. The main one being the lack of professionalism coming from his side, whereas Kyle, a 20yr old kid had more class.

Kyle is going through a number of lawsuits right now. Nick should know about going through a lawsuit, except Nick isn't staying quiet on his, even when he's lawyer told him to shut the fuck up. Kyle isn't a trust fund baby, so Kyle is doing what his lawyers are telling him to do, you know, like A SMART PERSON!!!

I was most surprised at how much you could tell Nick didn't prepare. Then his question of "BALLS OR NO BALLS"!?!?!?!?!??! DONE. I could take the swinging behind closed doors. As long as I don't have to see it, you do you or whoever. The sex talk I could just skip over. But for some reason, the Rittenhouse interview just didn't sit well with me.

Mainly I think it was because here was such a prominent moment for him to turn out a great interview and show where he could take his shows........ and that interview just showed his shows were going to be trash. Even for the chat to be saying some of the things they were, like n*gger and stuff over and over and over in the chat. They couldn't behave for 30 seconds if you asked them.

Kyle by the end of it knew he was never going on his show again, and the entire time he seemed like a deer in headlights wanting to get off stream.

That's what did it for me..........

 

[sneedem&feedem]

https://www.youtube.com/live/Zc_I6e09MQc?feature=share

Camelot is on stream STILL talking about it.

 

[Swole McPole]

He's stated that he hasn't accepted clients in quite some time. I don't have the clip handy but his "practice" is basically defunct at this point.

From the moment I first laid eyes on him back in the Internet Bloodsports days, I was never convinced by Rekieta's claims to be a practicing lawyer -- primarily because I never met a practicing lawyer who could stay up till the crack of dawn, multiple nights a week getting rat arsed drunk.

All the lawyers I ever met work too fucking hard to be able to fuck around like that. They've generally got shedloads of debt and they're working like niggers in some slave shop to try and get that debt down. And the last thing they want to do is embarrass their slave masters and fuck with their careers.

So right from the very start, I bought that he'd been to law school. I thought he probably had something that he called 'his practice' -- a place where he had his name on the door and business cards that point to it. But I was sceptical about the idea that he had any actual fee-paying clients. I assumed his money came from a different source -- family money, a working wife, whatever.

I assumed he was probably 'working' out of his house and had no paid employees -- that Rekieta Law Firm was just him. Partly because he never seemed to do any work, but mostly because he never seemed to give a fuck about his reputation.

When I found out my suspicions were all correct, I wasn't in the least surprised.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think a lot of what makes Nose such a fascinating cow is that he 1. cultivated a respected following then 2. told them to fuck right off at the height of his popularity.

Why, and what makes him such an irredeemable lolcow? He saw all the failure of Dax and Ralph and learned all the wrong lessons.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Ah I wasn't aware, thanks for letting me know!

He announced it on a stream a year or more ago. He announced he was doing one last case, which he lost, and then hanging up his law license and putting on the Balldo full time. The judge was very confused about what a Balldo was and his client had to find out the hard way when he went to pay Nick for losing his case and didn't have the cash.

https://www.youtube.com/live/Zc_I6e09MQc?feature=share

Camelot is on stream STILL talking about it.

This is Nick's good friend, still going on about death threats and how he needed to get an anime girl banned for saying "Kill him" as a joke in replies.

Kind of ironic that Nick and crew have gone full Duncan now despite Nick at one point having his channel terminated for this very reason. What a bunch of faggots.

 

[Spaded Dave]

https://www.youtube.com/live/Zc_I6e09MQc?feature=share

Camelot is on stream STILL talking about it.

Some clips. I'll keep the videos spoilered since this is only Rekieta-adjacent so people can skip. I tried to minimize the amount of time that cringe-looking hole talked because her voice is unbearable.


Coomalot pretty much admits that there are no receipts for death threats by outright refusing to show any of them.

Spoiler: Receipts

Spoiler tag says it all.

Spoiler: Coomalot Supports Loli

Camelot describes who he considers "friends" to push back on the parasocial narrative.

Spoiler: 200 Closest Friends

Coomalot doesn't believe that a company literally creating the very technology that allows you to exist should entitle them to make money off of said technology.

Spoiler: Technology

Clipping this out separately because it could be useful.

Spoiler: Reaction Clip

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I started dropping off from Rackets because I got tired of hearing the superchatters saying "My dad got eaten by a pod of Orcas i'm so sad" or "a Cessna crashed into my cat" and instead of going "I'm not your therapist and you're just trying to spread your misfortune to my entire audience to make yourself feel better" he goes "Oh man that's so sad, everyone who has something bad happen send me more of these superchats so I can make more money and drink to them."

I swear that's bee going on his whole stream career. I remember even during the weeb wars days he would get chats going "Having a real tough day Nick and you haven't been answering me back" and Nick would just say "email me buddy"

It was really weird even back then.

 

[SargonF00t]

But the "final straw" for me was the Balldo. I don't know how you can come back from publicly admitting, with no irony whatsoever, that you stick your testicles into your wife's anus, and get pleasure from that. It's literally impossible to take another human being seriously in any capacity after they admit to something like that. It's not just degenerate, it's goofy af.

I'm assuming you are taking some poetic license here and that Rekieta wasn't so stupid as to say he sodomises his wife?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Went to check these 2 faggots' social blade since the Pippa drama

Spoiler: Camelot's sub fell down 1k

While

Spoiler: Rekieta's subs also fell down 1k

Ever since youtube hid the exact numbers, ytbers in this range can only gains and drops in 1Ks but as far as I'm aware, they are in real time. Again, Nick was 472k pre vacation, 471k post vacation and then it keeps dropping despite 3+ weeks of 'pulling up' and him claiming his numbers are 'up'. So no new audience but maybe he got a couple hundred of live viewers back? The stunt they're doing with Pippa didn't seem to yield anything. But don't let them tell you that they weren't doing it for clout, cause they obviously are.

 

[ChromaQuack]

This is Nick's good friend, still going on about death threats and how he needed to get an anime girl banned for saying "Kill him" as a joke in replies.

Kind of ironic that Nick and crew have gone full Duncan now despite Nick at one point having his channel terminated for this very reason. What a bunch of faggots.

It's really unfortunate the bad news just don't stop for Nicky Lampshade and Coomalot, not only are their youtube "careers" down hard, not only are they the equivalent of Nietzsche's last man, but estradiol just became a lot harder to get so they won't be able to transition into their true selves.

A whiny whore, a twitter troon.

I'm assuming you are taking some poetic license here and that Rekieta wasn't so stupid as to say he sodomises his wife?

He's said he has used the balldo with her.

He's also said something along the lines of being the equivalent of having two dicks.

Take that how you will, either after 5 births she needs some extra girth on top of Nick's whiskey dick or...

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Since it's apparently faggoty "share your story" time in this thread:

I first became aware of Nick during the lawsuit between TheQuartering and some freak named Matt who punched him (their statements after the settlement are still quite funny). Having been a viewer of Lior Leser and Leonard French, I liked his content and became a semi-regular watcher. Just before Weeb Wars kicked off, I subscribed and subsequently very much enjoyed the frequent reading of various motions and mildly inebriated analysis of them. Guests were nice, debates were hilarious, shoes were eaten, armz were photoshopped, so on and so forth. I didn't much care about the US anime dubbing industry itself (still don't, subs 4eva), but back then I thought Vic's case might turn out to be a major blow to the cancer of #MeToo. Of course, now I understand this to have been naïveté at the level of "if only God-Emperor Trump would tweet about Gamergate," but those were simpler times.

Fast forward 3.5 years. I remained a steady viewer until about this time last year, when Nick's sexual proclivities became odd enough for me to take notice. The first major "huh" was the time Nick told a story about the TSA opening up his suitcase full of "toys," which him and Kayla took on some vacation. His reaction stood out to me. A normal man would recount such a story with, say, embarrassment or even shame. Scratch that, a normal man wouldn't volunteer such a story in the first place. Nick, on the other hand, was almost gleeful when recounting his discovery of the fact that his and Kayla's suitcase full of sex implements was searched, to the audience of, back then, tens of thousands. It's clear now that, being an exhibitionist, he gets a kick out of shit like that. A year ago, however, it gave me pause.

For many, the balldo seems to have been the breaking point. At first, it was just a meme for me. That is, until Nick started seriously talking about investing in the company. Which happened to coincide with him increasingly talking sex on his shows. Initially, he explicitly declared that the daytime streams would be free of such content and remain family-friendly. But, to borrow a phrase, Nick is a lying liar who lies, so that promise didn't last. During the Darrell "Grounz" Brooks trial, he would repeatedly bring up the balldo to his (often normie) panelists, talk about it at length etc. And this was my "last straw" moment. I just couldn't watch his content anymore without getting irrationally angry every time the drunken faggot would explain to yet another panelist or guest exactly how he stuffs his saggy, middle-aged ballsack into the rubber cage and how many extension rings must be used to achieve optimal penetration of Kayla.

Funnily enough, during the Brooks trial, TheQuartering, being a Wisconsinite, was on to give a layman's opinion on how things are generally done in Wisconsin. Either during this appearance or shortly after, Nick shilled the balldo to him. Here's a timestamped and fucking hilarious segment from an episode of TISM (a podcast ran by TheQuartering, Count Dankula, and Bearing) where they discuss the balldo for almost 10 minutes. Dame fucking Pesos is guesting. Later, Jeremy even attested to the efficacy and workability of The Balldo™ (via a superchat to Nick, iirc).

And so it goes. My enjoyment of Nick's content both started with TheQuartering, and kinda ended with TheQuartering. I like to think that there's a pleasing circularity to it. Now if only Trump would tweet about Gamergate...

 

[sneedem&feedem]

The stunt they're doing with Pippa didn't seem to yield anything. But don't let them tell you that they weren't doing it for clout, cause they obviously are.

It's just the only thing that makes sense. Otherwise what is the end game? On the Sidescrollers stream coomalot was washing Poppa's balls about how such a great entertainer she is. And if that's how you act with someone you like, I'd hate to be on his good side. Does he think this helped her? There was some stupid cope about free speech or whatever or that phase connect is predatory, fine. How exactly are he and Nick helping by antagonizing management and the vtube fanatics?

If it's all just a joke, it's not particularly funny. And people outside of the Rekieta circlejerk struggle to understand the situation let alone find the humor in it.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He's said he has used the balldo with her.

He's also said something along the lines of being the equivalent of having two dicks.

Iirc he said he only used the balldo in her vagene and then later discussed with his panel if DP is even possible. Nick argues vehemently it's not possible but I'm actually thinking he's just peacocking, trying to imply indirectly on the rigidity of his (ugh) erection. And you KNOW he's gonna try it after that kind of discussion. Especially after also insisting that Flash should try eating ass when Flash said he's icky on butt stuff on flashcast.

 

[not william stenchever]

I swear that's bee going on his whole stream career. I remember even during the weeb wars days he would get chats going "Having a real tough day Nick and you haven't been answering me back" and Nick would just say "email me buddy"

It was really weird even back then.

there was some point where Rackets realized that this is a goldmine and the superchatters realized that he can try to make the rest of chat commiserate with the superchatter. The incentive structure this sets up causes more normal listeners to listen to sob stories about dead pets/children/parents/pet rocks (which rackets knows makes him money)

 

[Gondola Enjoyer]

During last night's stream, Pippa's friend, and the other vtuber that was supposed to show up on Camelot's show, Kirsche, had a bit to say about Nick and Camelot. Mostly mentioning how Nick and Camelot are pretty fucking dumb for talking about PhaseConnect and vtuber fans/culture so confidently even though every single thing they've said so far was wrong. Also mentioned how she would've probably liked to go on his show before all this happened. Also mentioned that there was more, but that she doesn't want to go hard, because it'd cause trouble for Pippa.

I'd love to post a video of it, but I can't, because the VOD for that stream was deleted, because having someone screaming "FAGGOT" in your twitch VOD isn't great if you want to keep your channel. I'll post it if I do come across a clip or if the VOD resurfaces somewhere.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Iirc he said he only used the balldo in her vagene and then later discussed with his panel if DP is even possible. Nick argues vehemently it's not possible but I'm actually thinking he's just peacocking, trying to imply indirectly on the rigidity of his (ugh) erection. And you KNOW he's gonna try it after that kind of discussion. Especially after also insisting that Flash should try eating ass when Flash said he's icky on butt stuff on flashcast.

He was a closet degenerate who grew up in a strict family. He tested the waters carefully and made the Balldo a joke. People went along with it, but at some point Nose forgot it was a joke. He thought that people actually thought it was alright, so that gave him more licence to let his freak flag fly.

His mistake was thinking repressed conservatives (Trad Caths in particular) are actually secret degenerates. No, we are just repressed.

 

[Swole McPole]

Having been a viewer of Lior Leser

I really liked that skateboarding lawyer. Whatever happened to him? He just dropped off the face of YouTube one day.

 

[Male Idiot]

He got rid of the Imperium flag. That's heresy!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The full venture into Lolcow for Nick is what I would call TripodGate, which was the Hedomism 2 picture that meant he could no longer really wink at the camera about how he's a degen. I think it was @AltisticRight or the one mod who's a string of numbers talking about how the picture was taken at the Hedonism 2 beach wall. Once people could line up the islands, the tips of the Hedonism 2 with his Hank Hill ass and other reference photos, and the fact that people looked at the room he streamed from it was over. That basically meant the Balldo wasn't a ironic joke that out stayed t's welcome and confirmed what happened during BottleGate.

That basically lead to Nick losing whatever he had going for him. He lashed out at people and people could point to him going to a cuck resort and needing a Balldo because he has whisky dick.