Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

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Who tweets like this??

 

[zyclonPD]

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Who tweets like this??

Is Nick sliding in those DMs? He's gotta include a few bottles in ass pics to seal the deal. Show Rumble what they're missing.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I'm assuming you are taking some poetic license here and that Rekieta wasn't so stupid as to say he sodomises his wife?

I don't think he sodomized her with it, but he made a Balldo review video where he explained in graphic detail how he felt best to put it on and how good it felt being inside his wife even though he didn't achieve a ballgasm. That was a very unpleasant video.

Went to check these 2 faggots' social blade since the Pippa drama

I'm kind of surprised Flaggot saw a drop in his numbers as he's kind of a dead channel based on the views his videos get in relation to his subs. Figured most people wouldn't even remember they were subbed to him.

Who tweets like this??

Damn that's a retarded tweet, even if done ironically.

I wouldn't be surprised if we saw more demonetizations though as youtube and Google seem to keep getting hit with controversy about how they sell ads recently, and they've been more aggressively inserting them anywhere they can such as their email services. Couple that with the sinking economy and you're probably going to see money moving away from ad spends and towards things like production as mega corps find it harder to corner markets by brute force as the money to borrow and spend on campaigns isn't free anymore. That and less scammers in bad economies that promise riches by means of KNOWLEDGE, FTX, and whatever dumb shit Meet Kevin sells these days.

 

[Maude Snew]

Kyle is going through a number of lawsuits right now. Nick should know about going through a lawsuit, except Nick isn't staying quiet on his, even when he's lawyer told him to shut the fuck up. Kyle isn't a trust fund baby, so Kyle is doing what his lawyers are telling him to do, you know, like A SMART PERSON!!!

Ah yes, but Nick is a lawyer, and he knows how smart he is which is not at all and he's still not too far gone to not ignore anything so drunk and degenerate would say and of course that applies to all lawyers.

"If you listen to a lawyer you listen to someone as dumb and drunk as me, and nobody's drunk enough to do that" - Nick, probably, 2023

Now if you excuse me I need to rest my brain from getting this stupid, it really hurts.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He was a closet degenerate who grew up in a strict family.

Was it really a strict family if he ended up as a spoiled man-child? If anything I got the impression that his family is actually very lenient on him but lived a life of normal Christian nuclear family. I'm guessing a certain friend of his was a bad influence on him but he was aware of his parents' values to know to keep what he's learning from his friend a secret.

 

[Maude Snew]

Was it really a strict family if he ended up as a spoiled man-child? If anything I got the impression that his family is actually very lenient on him but lived a life of normal Christian nuclear family. I'm guessing a certain friend of his was a bad influence on him but he was aware of his parents' values to know to keep what he's learning from his friend a secret.

You think Drexel pissed on him too the second her turned 18?

 

[Brother Wind]

Jesus fucking christ some shit has gone down since he was fighting DSP I see

 

[Strix454]

Was it really a strict family if he ended up as a spoiled man-child? If anything I got the impression that his family is actually very lenient on him but lived a life of normal Christian nuclear family. I'm guessing a certain friend of his was a bad influence on him but he was aware of his parents' values to know to keep what he's learning from his friend a secret.

My impression is that he grew up as a nerd in a suburban trad family. His parents were catholic so he wasn't really in any kind of weird evangelical sect. He didn't seem to do sports. He wasn't interested in school. He hung out with drex. It seems like he watched alot of dumb R rated movies as a teenager. He still talks about how he loves those movies. The R rated sex comedies and porn seemed to form his worldview in unfortunate ways. Girls also don't seem to have been part of his young life. He is an archtypical sort of nerd with alot of porn on the brain and a belief that the world shown in porn is a world that can be aspired to.

He got out of high school and where he ended up was community college just going through the motions. Then, to be with one of his friends, he got his parents to send him to a small rural state college. True to his nerd-ness, he ended up in the english department doing "creative writing" which was another path to nothing.

Then nerd incel Nick fell supposedly for the first women who threw herself in front of him. She better fits a profile of someone who early in life was fanatically decided to having children and raising a trad family. I don't get the impression that family was ever much of an interest for Nick. Its not something he seems to care about at all.

So Nick is this frustrated nerd who thinks he missed out on all the fun stuff in life when he was young. The fun stuff being what he saw in R-rated softcore movies, pornos and the stories of Drex.

He leads a rather empty isolated life in a rural area with no real job, no hobbies to speak of and no friends other than seemingly Drex. Which eventually launches an enormous mid-life crisis.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

...Thomas also mentioned that he's been told by secondary sources that Nick still constantly seethes and brings up his beef with Roiloup present day, which seemed to be odd to me because though I stopped watching Nick last fall, I did watch him religiously for a few years and have no idea who this alog is.

Now thas amazing. As hack as it is to bring up projection, that's exactly what's happening.

The first problem is if Nick was seething behind the scenes I think it would've leaked out by now given all the infinitely more embarrassing things that have leaked; if the seething was constant, somebody would have offhand mentioned it, and more importantly Roiloup would have found that and clipped it.

The bigger issue with that assertion of Roiloup's is that Nick would need to have something to seethe about: as far as Nick is concerned he came out of the stream Roiloup was on smelling like roses. Usually Nick's thin skin needs to actually be irritated to start a seethe outbreak, and if the recent vtuber shit is any indication, that irritation can be miniscule and still cause multiple streams worth of seething.

 

[AnOminous]

Usually Nick's thin skin needs to actually be irritated to start a seethe outbreak, and if the recent vtuber shit is any indication, that irritation can be miniscule and still cause multiple streams worth of seething.

He doesn't seethe about being insulted by people he doesn't care about, which is how he managed to look for a while like he could just roll with the bants. PROTIP: if he is obviously seething while insisting he doesn't care, he obviously does care.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

[500 comments on when Nick tanked himself]

Well, at least he has his elite law practice low-rent law practice non-existent law practice marketable legal experience family money to fall back on.

 

[Chibitzen]

Since it's apparently faggoty "share your story" time

Lulz. And naturally! Our stories surround the biggest faggot of them all, Mr Big Fat Balldo himself. Glad to see Nick is entertaining again thanks to his Social Media Expert-level mediocrity.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Clip This B!tch has a clip out, archived below,

You know, it's interesting to note that Faran's channel is bigger than Elissa's, but has less engagements than Elissa's. Most of it it is from the same guys who have an intense hatred for Nick. I'm trying to think of why...is part of it is because Faran herself has a reputation (as a mini cow orbitting Nick)? Or is it because the channel itself is not healthy to begin with? Or the sudden shift in content? Or all of the reasons above?

Also, I'd like to hear from anyone who is more familiar with camelot on his channel's history and why it's 'dying'. I took a second look and it's indeed not healthy, with 10% view of the sub count for the majority of it (borderline) with some spikes whenever he makes allegations but is it dead 'dead'? He seems to be living off superchats;

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Faran herself has a reputation (as a mini cow

There's nothing mini about Faran. ... Because she's fat.

Also, I'd like to hear from anyone who is more familiar with camelot on his channel's history and why it's 'dying'. I took a second look and it's indeed not healthy, with 10% view of the sub count for the majority of it (borderline) with some spikes whenever he makes allegations but is it dead 'dead'? He seems to be living off superchats;

I was never a regular watcher, but he had some interesting looks into retail life late 2010's, but he was always a bit of a fuckaround. I think his issue has been touched on up-thread- the short answer is outrage channels have a limited life. He's been out of the industry for so long now, his personal stories are old news. His reliance on 4chan/reddit level news sources has turned off the people who still work in the industry. Going hard in on drama and cooming... it turns to burn itself out.

It can be fun at times to listen to your bro go on about his escapades but after a while, the stories sound the same, you've grown up but your bro is still in that high school, or Gamestop, mindset.

 

[Spaded Dave]

You know, it's interesting to note that Faran's channel is bigger than Elissa's, but has less engagements than Elissa's. Most of it it is from the same guys who have an intense hatred for Nick. I'm trying to think of why...is part of it is because Faran herself has a reputation (as a mini cow orbitting Nick)? Or is it because the channel itself is not healthy to begin with? Or the sudden shift in content? Or all of the reasons above?

If I had to guess it would be a combination of things.

1) I wouldn't put it past Faran to buy subscribers.
2) The content shifted DRASTICALLY.
3) A lack of realization that completely changing the name, branding, etc of a channel will not only demonetize it but also create a sort of hard reset as far as YouTube algorithms go.
4) When trying to find the channel I have to very specifically type "B!tch" with the ! because the choice to spell it that way causes it not to register as a word and probably further hinders the YouTube algorithm.
5) Faran never really got that much engagement before this.
6) The tags on their videos aren't optimized at all.

 

[beautiful person]

I'm assuming you are taking some poetic license here and that Rekieta wasn't so stupid as to say he sodomises his wife?

Iirc he said he only used the balldo in her vagene and then later discussed with his panel if DP is even possible. Nick argues vehemently it's not possible but I'm actually thinking he's just peacocking, trying to imply indirectly on the rigidity of his (ugh) erection. And you KNOW he's gonna try it after that kind of discussion. Especially after also insisting that Flash should try eating ass when Flash said he's icky on butt stuff on flashcast.

I don't think he sodomized her with it, but he made a Balldo review video where he explained in graphic detail how he felt best to put it on and how good it felt being inside his wife even though he didn't achieve a ballgasm. That was a very unpleasant video.

Istg I thought for sure he said he used it both on her vag and her butthole. Maybe it was just her vagene. It's not like I can't go back and double-check. But I don't want to. Honestly, I'm pretty sure the Rackets do do butt stuff, even if Nick never publicly admits to it, because they are the exact type of people who would find normal sex to be too 'boring' and 'vanilla'. Hence the balldo.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

There's nothing mini about Faran. ... Because she's fat.


I was never a regular watcher, but he had some interesting looks into retail life late 2010's, but he was always a bit of a fuckaround. I think his issue has been touched on up-thread- the short answer is outrage channels have a limited life. He's been out of the industry for so long now, his personal stories are old news. His reliance on 4chan/reddit level news sources has turned off the people who still work in the industry. Going hard in on drama and cooming... it turns to burn itself out.

It can be fun at times to listen to your bro go on about his escapades but after a while, the stories sound the same, you've grown up but your bro is still in that high school, or Gamestop, mindset.

'Arrested channel development' is what I call it. Eventually it will catch on...

It is the same thing for a streamer as that bloke from school who peaked in year 11 and will not shut up about things from back then or the chick who is obsessed with the one that got away.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I was never a regular watcher, but he had some interesting looks into retail life late 2010's, but he was always a bit of a fuckaround. I think his issue has been touched on up-thread- the short answer is outrage channels have a limited life. He's been out of the industry for so long now, his personal stories are old news. His reliance on 4chan/reddit level news sources has turned off the people who still work in the industry. Going hard in on drama and cooming... it turns to burn itself out.

So he's the doomcock of retail jobs? Is taking 5 years to hit 220k slow? I think Nick also started around the same time ish..2018 maddox? 2019 vic? and then hitting high 100ks just before rittenhouse (nov 2021?) which then doubled Nick's size as he blazed thru rittenhouse and depp. If camelot was on the same trajectory pre-rittenhouse then I guess camelot's channel has been dead in the water or at least trudging really slowly for close to 2 years now.

Istg I thought for sure he said he used it both on her vag and her butthole. Maybe it was just her vagene. It's not like I can't go back and double-check. But I don't want to. Honestly, I'm pretty sure the Rackets do do butt stuff, even if Nick never publicly admits to it, because they are the exact type of people who would find normal sex to be too 'boring' and 'vanilla'. Hence the balldo.

I hate that I remember this but Nick was insistent that you can't do DP because the angle doesnt work. Basically your dick and...balldo would make an L, and the horizontal of the L being your balls would enter the vagina and the shaft would stroke the clit. But yes, he and drex would always insist that eating ass is a good thing so I wouldn't be surprised that Nick actually lied when he said that he's tried it once in the vagina but has in fact tried it in the ass too.

4) When trying to find the channel I have to very specifically type "B!tch" with the ! because the choice to spell it that way causes it not to register as a word and probably further hinders the YouTube algorithm.
5) Faran never really got that much engagement before this.
6) The tags on their videos aren't optimized at all.

Yeah, that's true. I wasn't subbed and whenever I try looking her up, searching her channel name on the yt search bar brings up everything but hers.

 

[beautiful person]

I hate that I remember this but Nick was insistent that you can't do DP because the angle doesnt work. Basically your dick and...balldo would make an L, and the horizontal of the L being your balls would enter the vagina and the shaft would stroke the clit.

I'm not talking about DP. I mean specifically that he stuck his balls, via the balldo shuttle, into her pooper.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

So he's the doomcock of retail jobs?

Doomcuck is his own special tier of cow. I've started a thread in notepad like three times, but he's just so insufferable, I give up. (Plus I don't see the point without a dox, at least who he is behind the mask, and so far, no luck.) But if your reference is in terms of unreliable sources, yeah I can go with that. Most channels never hit 4 digits, much less 6, so given his subject matter, he's done ok for himself. It also helps cost of living should be cheap where he is.

I'm 80% sure the Rekietas have done anal, because when they have been on stream together and butt stuff comes up, Kayla perks up. Nick also has a weird fixation with ass fucking when he goes on a rant, including Schneider I think. I had assumed it was just a Freudian fixation on the butt, but maybe it's that and the taboo around it. I couldn't care less what plastic or silicone or whatever things they have shoved up either of their asses or assholes, balldo included, and I feel dirty just for writing this sentence.

Edit: a word