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Indiana Jones 5’ Underwhelms With $70 Million at International Box Office, ‘Spider-Verse’ Hits $600 Million Globally​



By Rebecca Rubin
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny” is stumbling in its box office debut, generating $70 million internationally and $130 million globally to start.

Those ticket sales wouldn’t be bad for a film aimed at older audiences, except for the fact that Disney and Lucasfilm spent $295 million before marketing to bring the fifth and final action-adventure, starring Harrison Ford, to the big screen. “Dial of Destiny” is posting similar numbers to Warner Bros. and DC’s misfire “The Flash,” which opened to $75 million internationally and $139 million globally but cost $100 million less to make. Both tentpoles are expected to lose money in their theatrical runs.

Outside of its underwhelming $60 million debut in North America, “Indiana Jones 5” had the biggest turnout in the United Kingdom ($8.9 million), France ($5.9 million), Japan ($4.7 million), Korea ($4.1 million) and Germany ($4.1 million).

“Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken,” a $70 million-budgeted family film from DreamWorks and Universal, also underwhelmed with $7.6 million from 67 markets. Along with $5.2 million in North America, the movie has grossed a dreary $12.5 million to date. Top overseas markets were Mexico ($1.2 million), the U.K. and Ireland ($1.09 million) and Spain ($643,000).

“Ruby Gillman” has stacked competition from kid-friendly films like Pixar’s “Elemental,” Sony’s “Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse” and “The Little Mermaid.” This weekend, those films each earned more (or roughly the same) amount as “Teenage Kraken” despite being released in theaters weeks prior.

“Elemental” added $29.8 million from 40 markets, bringing its overseas tally to $98 million and its global total to $186.8 million. Like “Indy 5,” the movie’s massive $200 million price tag makes it difficult to achieve profitability in its theatrical run.

Ditto the studio’s $250 million-budgeted “The Little Mermaid,” which collected $7.2 million from 52 markets in its sixth weekend of release. So far, the Disney remake has amassed $242.8 million internationally and $523.8 million worldwide.

“Spider-Verse,” already a theatrical winner, made $13.8 million from 63 markets over the weekend, enough to take the animated adventure past the $600 million mark globally. The comic book sequel has grossed $267.4 million overseas and $607.3 million worldwide.

Miles Morales, as Spider-Man is known in the “Spider-Verse,” has had far better success in selling tickets compared to “The Flash,” which added $11.4 million from 78 markets in its third weekend in theaters. The Warner Bros. and DC comic book adventure has generated $146 million overseas and $245.3 million to date.



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A woman to reboot Indiana Jones? Yes, please.​
I like how they keep hyping this bullshit and every time they do it loses hundreds of millions of dollars. I wonder if there's a pattern?

Naw, it's just a couple dozen angry incels somehow magically tanking them every time.

A movie that doesn't suck wet farts out of dead pigeons? Yes, please.
 
So in other words, @Secret Asshole, these works are made specifically to appeal to Kennedy.

That.... Actually explains a lot.
Pretty much. They have her self insert basically tell the old broken white man that she is not in charge leading the way.

The Indiana Jones one is partially bad (compared to Luke in Star Wars) because at the end of the Crystal Skull Indiana Jones was marrying the love of his life, met and had the respect of his son, and was ready to wind down to his golden years as a happy man. What did we get instead? A sad old broken man that get swindled by the Kennedy self insert after meeting her.

Like this movie could have easily been a soft reboot of the franchise with Indie playing the Sean Connery role from Last Crusade to a driven new treasure hunter (either his son or some one else). In Last Crusade Jones Senior wasn't a broken man he was old and wise while acting as a morale compass to Indie Jr. But Kennedy hates you and your childhood so here we are.
 
I'm not a Star Wars/Indiana Jones guy so I largely don't give a shit but I would be astonished if the failure of this POS still doesn't remove Kennedy from her position.
I fully expect, at most, her Lucasfilm contract isn't renewed as part of her moving to a lateral position, getting promoted to a ceremonial "consultant" title, or being given a new production studio to make new IPs featuring brunette anglo self-inserts.
 
I fully expect, at most, her Lucasfilm contract isn't renewed as part of her moving to a lateral position, getting promoted to a ceremonial "consultant" title, or being given a new production studio to make new IPs featuring brunette anglo self-inserts.
That's one of the problems of Hollywood: the money men and movers and thinkers never really get removed after fucking up. They just get shuffled around to other studios and other corners. It's a true expression of the phrase "Failing upward."
 
Incels really do have wizard powers. All that Kenja time is a path to enlightenment.
I like how they keep hyping this bullshit and every time they do it loses hundreds of millions of dollars. I wonder if there's a pattern?

Naw, it's just a couple dozen angry incels somehow magically tanking them every time.


A movie that doesn't suck wet farts out of dead pigeons? Yes, please.
 
Pretty much. They have her self insert basically tell the old broken white man that she is not in charge leading the way.

The Indiana Jones one is partially bad (compared to Luke in Star Wars) because at the end of the Crystal Skull Indiana Jones was marrying the love of his life, met and had the respect of his son, and was ready to wind down to his golden years as a happy man. What did we get instead? A sad old broken man that get swindled by the Kennedy self insert after meeting her.

Like this movie could have easily been a soft reboot of the franchise with Indie playing the Sean Connery role from Last Crusade to a driven new treasure hunter (either his son or some one else). In Last Crusade Jones Senior wasn't a broken man he was old and wise while acting as a morale compass to Indie Jr. But Kennedy hates you and your childhood so here we are.
What's with all these movies now having old men be broken and shit. Not a single one of these movies doesn't portray them as broken and lost causes who will probably die of alcoholism.

It feels strangely like a white man's burden in films, except instead of a white, Christian, missionary/soldier/whatever civilizing some tribe of degenerative barbarians, it is all these broken white men who get enlightened by the power of BIPOCs and shieeet.
 
That's one of the problems of Hollywood: the money men and movers and thinkers never really get removed after fucking up. They just get shuffled around to other studios and other corners. It's a true expression of the phrase "Failing upward."
It's bonkers at Disney. Taika Waititi makes a film that bombs, he gets a Star Wars movie. Rian Johnson makes a film that guarenteed the death of the Star Wars brand, he gets a Star Wars trilogy(?). James Mangold directs an Indy Jones that bombs to oblivion, he gets a Star Wars movie.

What's with all these movies now having old men be broken and shit. Not a single one of these movies doesn't portray them as broken and lost causes who will probably die of alcoholism.

It feels strangely like a white man's burden in films, except instead of a white, Christian, missionary/soldier/whatever civilizing some tribe of degenerative barbarians, it is all these broken white men who get enlightened by the power of BIPOCs and shieeet.
They haven't learned from Top Gun: Maverick. Maverick wasn't a husk of his former self; he was pretty much the same except in a different position in the air force.
 
That's one of the problems of Hollywood: the money men and movers and thinkers never really get removed after fucking up. They just get shuffled around to other studios and other corners. It's a true expression of the phrase "Failing upward."
That and sidelining her would only prove the bigots right so removing her is off the table. In a sane word, executives that make decisions to spite their target base would be forced to tender their resignation but instead they have to answer to activist investors who are unhappy at how they still have to make movies that feature stale pale males. If they made Indiana Jones a pee oh cee like Spider-Man, they would have broken box office records instead!
 
She probably knows what happened to Heather O'Rourke and who did it.
I guess it was like those jap animus with a "ackchully shes a 300 year dragon and just looks like 7yo girl" except this isnt a fucking cartoon and little girls cant take a bigass dick without you know, literally dying
Well, shit, I didn't expect for The Nigger Mermaid to make money.
Yeah me neither, who the fuck watched it? all of africa?

Maybe niggas went and watched it several times like with asscancer panther?
They are making this.

>isekai
>bitch is flat but not a loli

Is like these retards dont know the kind of people who watch this shit
blame this on the Cyberpunk 2077 Anime actually being good
Nigga it sucked, every character was a criminal piece of shit that got others killed, weebs only liked it because of the cyberloli because of course they would, thats why shes there
Johnson makes a film that guarenteed the death of the Star Wars brand, he gets a Star Wars trilogy(?)
What? when?
 
Nigga it sucked, every character was a criminal piece of shit that got others killed,
So... a cyberpunk movie?

Anyway, I think they couldn't understand why Maverick was so popular, when Mav hadn't really gone anywhere in his career, Iceman had throat cancer and died, and Goose's son didn't like Mav.

They missed that Mav's stalled career was politics, Ice Man was in charge of like the Pacific fucking Ocean or some shit, and that Goose's son was a Top Gun pilot and came to understand what happened and had a realistic reason for not liking Mav. Not "You got my dad killed" but "because you got my dad killed you were afraid to let me be a pilot and stalled my career!"

They just see "Oh, Maverick was a failure, Goose's son hates him, and Ice Man died!"

Because these fucking retards haven't ever interacted with actual humans.
 
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