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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Yeah, because the war in Sinaloa, Tamaulipas and Baja California between Mexican Cartels doesn't Exists. Man Ethan Ralph is so disconnect of the rest of Mexico, thinking all the country is the Hotels and tourist zones. Miracle he wasn't abducted by a Cartel as Los Zetas or Los Caballeros Templarios.
What would be the Ralphamale game plan if he got abducted by the cartels? He has no money to pay it off himself and no close friends or associates with any kind of money. I wonder if they would let him stream from his pigsty to raise money for the ransom lmao
 
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What would be the Ralphamale game plan if he got abducted by the cartels? He has no money to pay it off himself and no close friends or associates with any kind of money. I wonder if they would let him stream from his pigsty to raise money for the ransom lmao
He'd get the standard cartel goodbye. Shot and buried.
 
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It's been brought up time and time again, but Ethan Ralph is incapable of caring about anyone if they're not directly benefiting him. He'll talk about his son and how great he is but the moment he has to do anything for the kid that love and desperation to see him disappears. Ralph goes through life like this and then is surprised how he ends up alone.
Fuentes is the same way so I guess that's why they get along. They're the only people who can understand each others point of view because they both are incapable of having conventional interactions with people.

To be fair, Fuentes probably has a few more brain cells left than Ralph (if only for the fact that he probably doesn't wash down Xannies with Modelo every day). But how anyone can support and defend either of them in good conscience is beyond me.
 
So Ralph is tryin to get ahead of Vicker's son serving him outside the visitation center by basically just saying "AREEST HEEM" and bitchin to em.

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Also what the fuck is that last tweet?
The last tweet is Ralph confirming that he will tell Esoteric Shaggyism everything, then Shaggy will 'leak' it on twitter hours later. No doubt Ralph will also give him documents, etc. to say whatever he wants. Basically the exact same thing Vickers does from his twitter, where he hands off info to whatever orbiter he has so he can 'leak' it later to give himself plausible deniability to the court later.

TLDR; not even gay ops, just Retard Ops.
 
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"people i hate make money off my labeor :( "
 
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"people i hate make money off my labeor :( "
Now all his baby mamas won't listen to his suicide baiting, so he's doing it to his audience.

"9 years in the game. It's been real"

Do I believe Ralph will kill himself? Not unless he was penniless at this point. He's not got any family, he's got no alcohol or pills, but he can at least smash brass until his heart gives out.
 
Nobody in his corner? I wonder who he's taking a passive-aggressive swipe at there?

Vickers trying to drain his accounts through the courts?

His baby mamas expecting him to pay his progenitor fees?

His incompetent jannies?

Amanda all but confirming the marriage has no chance of recovery and she'd rather die than try her independent woman LARP in Mexico again?

Or did uncle Ralph finally tell him he's not going to bankroll a lifetime of poor decision-making?

Poor Ralphie boy doesn't have a friend in the world. *sigh*
 
Or did uncle Ralph finally tell him he's not going to bankroll a lifetime of poor decision-making?
Yes, this is something that doesn't really get talked about much but remember that during the Xanny stream in Dax's basement (right after the horse bolted) he was very angry and blurted some lines about fighting with the Ralph family. They wanted to build something on one of the properties Ralph considers "his" and he was very angry about it.
I don't remember all the details (and again, they only came from a very intoxicated Ralph so we don't have the whole story), but there is absolutely conflict going on between him and the rest of the family because Ralph wants access to stuff that is probably not his.

I'm hoping things continue to ramp up like this, because he has been incredibly uninteresting for a while now but I really don't have much hope, before he really started abusing Xanax openly there was a very long very boring period of nothing.
 
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He even tweets like a bitchy teenage girl now, LOL.

Suicide baiting again?

Do it faggot, we know you wont because you are a woman and you will only ever talk about it but never pull the trigger. You don't even live in the country your daddy gave you.

But all he really is saying is that he is going to paper abort Xander so he has more money for drugs, his true love.

I guess Vickers won.
 
What would be the Ralphamale game plan if he got abducted by the cartels? He has no money to pay it off himself and no close friends or associates with any kind of money. I wonder if they would let him stream from his pigsty to raise money for the ransom lmao
Ralph is a life long shut-in, he spends 99% of his time hiding in his room, same as when he went to Vegas just to stream from his hotel and order room service.

What happens a block away from wherever he lives is irrelevant to him.
 
This is what he really looks like without filters though.
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3 chins and no neck, just a column of fat between his shoulders and head. And that gunt is bigger than ever.
holy shit it's a living tinyface meme (apparently know as the "woll smoth":

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You'd think Ralph would be happy with a hand full of shit. It's a win/win scenario for a turd-huffer like Ralph so I don't know what he's complaining about. Big baby.
the fucker can't even get the goddam quote right:

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first.​

 
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