🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I can't tell when he's shitposting or serious sometimes

He's sincere enough, not sure if that excludes it from shitposting.
His suicidal ideation always goes up with the alcohol levels, many examples across these threads, and I think he really wants to die. But he clearly hasn't got it in him to just kill himself, so he generally settles for the bitchmade passive way of suicide: drugs, calories and alcohol.
Unlike a complete bullshitter however, who only talks about suicide, Ralph at least gets himself into situations were could reasonably end up dead or disfigured. I wouldn't call it bravery exactly, it reminds me of those zombie ants who are programmed by fungi into suicidal behaviour.
In his mind getting stomped to death in some riot is a badass way to die, and its not like he has much to look forward to.

"He who makes a stain on the pavement of himself gets rid of the pain of being a gunt."
- Doc. Johnson (paraphrased)

 

[Elmo]

I still have no idea where this Grace Thorp woman came from, who she is or why she suddenly was so involved with Ralph.
Having said that, it is beyond obvious that Ralph had high hopes of gunting this chick and is very, very mad that she humiliated him publicly like this. I'm going to bet that he will be taking shots at her for a long time because he was rejected.

Hopefully he does, since she seems like someone who would turn on him for clout and I guarantee that there's some embarrassing messages he has sent her (remember how pathetic the "you know who this is" texts were).

Didn't this same sort of thing happen with Ella Maulding? He was hollering about her on Twitter for quite a bit and she just completely stonewalled his fatass.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

I still have no idea where this Grace Thorp woman came from, who she is or why she suddenly was so involved with Ralph.
Having said that, it is beyond obvious that Ralph had high hopes of gunting this chick and is very, very mad that she humiliated him publicly like this.

shes been fighting her way into the algorithm for a while now, right now she and her dad have been doing the rounds on political and drama channels
thats why theyve been showing up in a lot of peoples videos lately, due to the.. content of it, incest etc, and Ralphs had her on his show a number of times
she did a song and dance for Ralph (literal, was very cringe) and chances are he thought she was bound to be gunted so im guessing this would have been quite a blow
this guy shes with appears to be from the Destiny orbit, i dont know whats going on there though

 

[Cringestorian X]

Did anyone have "Pig in Paris" on their bingo cards?
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he's open for options
personally, i think paris would be the best option right now
i heard there are festivals down there

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and he's going to the catboi rally on the 16th
more irl pig kahntent

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[An automatic clown]

The gunted hobbit is in Florida for the Fuentes rally which isn't for another 8 days. Apparently some groyper fag is putting him up for a week lol

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Broke ass nigga can’t afford a hotel room in Florida?! Felted AF

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Remember when Ralph bragged that he made 200k last year and now he can't afford a 5 star day hotel?
This broke nigga needs to crash on someone's couch because why? Maybe Teddy Feaser should let him live in his mom's house since he wants to cozy up to AF.

 

[An automatic clown]

What the fuck is this fat hog talking about now ?

 

[Asian tech support]

What the fuck is this fat hog talking about now ?
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This is what him and his gunt did via the Meigh proxy to Harry for years, right?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The gunted hobbit is in Florida for the Fuentes rally which isn't for another 8 days. Apparently some groyper fag is putting him up for a week lol
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Why is he there a week early? That shack in Mexico must be pretty lonely sober.

And it's hotter than fuck in Merida for the next week.:

 

[An automatic clown]

"Another man calls my son Daddy"
Is he wasted out of his melon shaped head before 11am Florida time ?

Why the fuck would another man call a child "daddy?"

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

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[SaidNoOneEver]

"Another man calls my son Daddy"
Is he wasted out of his melon shaped head before 11am Florida time ?
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Why the fuck would another man call a child "daddy?"

Who's gonna tell him that he's a week early for the event he's there to attend?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The gunted hobbit is in Florida for the Fuentes rally which isn't for another 8 days. Apparently some groyper fag is putting him up for a week lol
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Given his other recent travel I'm gong to guess Ralph is no longer in the baby poop rental in Merida and is now a free floating, couch surfing organism on the loose and without a lot of funds to keep floating. I imagine Ralph's options for finding willing hosts gets to zero prudy fast.

He did start his sudden journeys right around the first of the month. Any evidence he's been at the Meridia rental since July 1?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The gunted hobbit is in Florida for the Fuentes rally which isn't for another 8 days. Apparently some groyper fag is putting him up for a week lol
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40 years old and surfing couches. $800 is too much for a son, can't afford a hotel or a direct flight, but $100 for a car ride to your definitely fully sober week-long circle jerk is just fine.

Lol at the little sourpuss snip at the end.

"Another man calls my son Daddy"
Is he wasted out of his melon shaped head before 11am Florida time ?
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Why the fuck would another man call a child "daddy?"

Ha, he thought he had such a burn he got too excited and screwed up the setup.

I'm pretty sure he's done this one before, anyway. Probably 50 times.

 

[An automatic clown]

"It was all a work alogs !!!"

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

"It was all a work alogs !!!"
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Hahaha, called it.

His little pinball machine brain can never think more than a couple of steps ahead.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

"Well, I guess that makes up for his daughter calling me daddy...repeatedly...over...and over...again."

Does it still count if it's followed by "why's your dick so small"? Speaking of incest Ralph, isn't it funny Grace humiliated you after she was sent pictures of your tiny pecker and the eating of the shit? This is a girl that sucks her greasy Dad's dick and she still finds you repulsive and embarrassing. Another Ralph L.

 

[An automatic clown]

He must be wasted. Wheres the random.txt about doxing Xander ?
Also isn't this a blatant violation of the dvro ?

 

[Rage Pig]

He is wasted, almost every tweet has obvious typos and some don't make any sense. He is in full Rage Pig mode and it's glorious,