Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

TBH if I was working for some shithole like Walmart I would get a shitty wig and otherwise not change my appearance whatsoever so I could fuck with management and be unfireable. Ripping a joint in the warehouse? "My dysphoria was so bad I just needed to engage in some self-care RIGHT AWAY, OK?" Throw a case of vape batteries into the bailer? THEY REMINDED ME OF MY PENIS I CAN'T AFFORD TO CUT OFF YOU BIGOT!" Imagine the possibilities!

The Walmart troon was a customer, but I agree that it sounds like they should look into becoming an employee. The freakwig at Costco though, I don't know. Costco is a very respectable store in many regards on both customer and employee sides, so it's the weirdest thing to see such a blatant freak as not only a customer, but a customer service counter employee.

 

[glass_houses]

The Walmart troon was a customer, but I agree that it sounds like they should look into becoming an employee. The freakwig at Costco though, I don't know. Costco is a very respectable store in many regards on both customer and employee sides, so it's the weirdest thing to see such a blatant freak as not only a customer, but a customer service counter employee.

Never doubt the power of affirmative action, my dude. HR is full of tards too busy patting themselves on the back in self congratulations at their equality policies to actually worry about insignificant things like 'competence' or 'presentation'.

 

[NerdShamer]

What's the verdict, Kiwis?

It's an woman. An heavily autistic woman

 

[Beautiful Gunt]

Left the other homeless looking freaks in for scale purposes. This monster of a man pretending to be a woman is fucking massive and terrifying. I often see him around town but have yet to get a good picture as I am always driving. Just thought I’d share so I’m not the only one who has to suffer .

 

[Premium Gonzo]

My lads and ladies it finally happened i had a Troon in the local area.

Picture this old winos & Junkies everywhere. Walk into the bottle shop with other half to get supplies for a fun weekend, see ambiguous gay cunt. Ask partner Troon or gay cunt? Answer not definitive, browse selection of cheap piss and some spirits for good weekend, walk up to counter.

Regular amount of poor wino cunts, it's 11.30 am in the morning getting the first fix of box wine. Attempt at "feminine" voice. Androgynous gay man full sleeve on left arm with the classic AGP smirk, chatting to winos while serving failed gay man Troon,


They talk to winos about piercings and banal shit. Get to the counter put our purchases down, in a voice that's clearly a prepubescent man attempting womanz voice " can i see your I'D please?"

Partner looks at me looks at Troon and says " are you fucking serious?" Points at facial features clearly indicating not under age by at least 20 years . I pull out my I.D and says well "that's a fucking compliment" Troon continues to try and justify carding failed womanz voice. Partner goes that's alright "MATE" we all make mistakes to piss it off.



The way it retreated into its neck reminded me of Beaker from the muppets, i laugh at it openly which makes it more uncomfortable after trying to justify the question. Best bit is told the extended family about the troon and they are never shopping there again after describing that horror story again.


P.S: Second half here. I describe it as a stringy fuck. Made out of calamari. Incapable of even picking up a cinder block & throwing it in to a wheelbarrow. A useless late-20's degenerate child groomer. Alternative designer square glasses with that beady shit you saw slutty bitches wear on their wrists in the late 80's. Spoke to the gruff worker in front of us like a "real" woman. They wore hi-vis. Must have been a turn on. When I said "Mate", I checked myself, thinking I committed a hate crime. Then I thought "Nah, fuck, is this guy a troon or a feminine gay guy? Who takes offence there?" What a cunt. Then he scrutinised our ID's. Needless to say, we nuked our hands afterwards. Hate is disgust, and we were disgusted by this literal half-faggot. There's an upside down cross somewhere for me to nail the poof to. I don't care how much vocal coaching you get, you are forever a faggot & a mincing degenerate shit stain running a tin-pot bottle shop. The rainbow belong everywhere.

*had to edit the drunk bits from last night to make sense.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Get to the counter put our purchases down, in a voice that's clearly a prepubescent man attempting womenz voice " can i see your I'D please?"

Partner looks at me looks at Troon and says " are you fucking serious?" Points at facial features clearly indicating not under age by at least 20 years . I pull out my I.D and says well "that's a fucking compliment" Troon continues to try and justify carding failed womanz voice. Partner goes that's alright "MATE" we all make mistakes to piss it off.

I take it from your language you're not in the US. I get carded occasionally here (US), depending on place/time, and I'm 30 years over the legal age for everything. It's not personal or complimentary - sometimes clerks/waitstaff/whoever are just told they must do to everyone, everyone possibly under 40, or whatever. Get that that wasn't your point, but ijs - sometimes employees just have to do their jobs and don't have much choice/discretion, if they want to keep it.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

I take it from your language you're not in the US. I get carded occasionally here (US), depending on place/time, and I'm 30 years over the legal age for everything. It's not personal or complimentary - sometimes clerks/waitstaff/whoever are just told they must do to everyone, everyone possibly under 40, or whatever. Get that that wasn't your point, but ijs - sometimes employees just have to do their jobs and don't have much choice/discretion, if they want to keep it.

Oh yeah i get but it wasn't that, we've been there before they literally don't give a fuck & we don't have retarded laws like that here so it was intentional to piss us off. I wrote this drunk last night so my pacing was a odd reading it now. Basically i was being a cunt back calling it "a compliment" implying that it was a complete idiot. It was trying to flex its non existent amhole and we ruined its day.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

This weekend was pride. I started the weekend with a palate cleanser by going to a circuit party, filled with attractive, in shape real men.

Wandering around during the parade, it was full of gender goblins. All of them generally fat & unattractive. Just all looking like slobs. Pride is supposed to be when you look good, in order to get laid. These people did not get the memo. Went to a bar to meet some friends. Standing next to me was a greasy haired orge with a double chin and holding a trans pride flag. There was no "trans joy" emanating from this fellow.

Later I was waiting for an elevator, and what felt like a drugged out tranny was bagging on the door to get into the building. They got in when someone was exiting and of course they got onto the elevator with me. They didn't press any floor. The whole time they kept taking to me , and I was scared they were going to follow me where I was going. I pretended to be chivalrous to let the "woman" off. Then quickly bolted , and basically speed walked down a different hallway than them.

got hit up by about 5 different pooners on Grindr. All of them seemed incredibly desperate. which goes against the narrative that they're so hot gay men are begging to fuck them.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I've seen several the past year but there's one I remember strangely fondly. I couldn't even tell you why, they just seemed likeable. They worked at a gas station and looked a lot like Alice from Super Jail, minus the 5 o'clock. Had big red hair that was actually clean and teased into this, like... weird mix of 50s and 60s hair that was dyed red but professionally done. Had clothes that fit, didn't look slutty (shockingly) just a typical 7/11 shirt and pants. Dude was fucking massive, like over 6'5 easily and just solid muscle. Their make uo reminded me a lot of a drag queens but a bit toned down, if that makes sense? And despite the masculine frame, they managed to give off a vague shape of a woman if you didn't look at them directly. Their fake tits weren't obscene, just dressed like a dyke. I honestly thought they were a very unfortunate dyke (i'd never seen a troon in my town before then) until I heard their voice. Again, Alice from Super Jail. I fucked up and said "thanks sir!" Dude didn't even react to me misgendering, just smiled and said bye.

I've since seen several non passing, obviously insufferable troons, but I hope that guy's doing well. You ever go for a walk in the park and run into a very strange person that gave off only positive vibes? they were like that.

 

[one_time_user]

I moved recently to a very nice neighborhood. It's mostly families in owned homes with a few apartments thrown in. I think my neighbor is a tranny in the house next door. I don't know for certain, I have only caught glimpses through the privacy bushes but the hairs on the back of my neck say it's a tranny of the Buffalo Bill variety. I will come back and correct if I am wrong.

I am pretty sure it's a very muscular he (rather than a muscular lesbian) who wears 80s work out gear (think stripes, florescent colors, spiky longer hair) and does cross fit in the yard. I think I caught a glimpse of him stomping up the street (rather than just walking). I am not positive but something about the absolutely self conscious 'I am making a spectacle out of myself and just DARE you to look at me' screams troon rather than ironic fashion choices. He's very muscular so I won't be popping my head through the bushes to confirm one way or another.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

He's very muscular so I won't be popping my head through the bushes to confirm one way or another.

Knock on the door and ask for a cup of HRT i mean sugar...

proceed to bake testosterone cookies provide back to possible troon as heckin affirmation cookie.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Knock on the door and ask for a cup of HRT i mean sugar...

Oh I can just picture how that's going to go

 

[idkcumiguess]

A girl I see at the gym often has always seemed a bit off, something in the back of my mind has always told me they were eventually going to Poon out.
Well as I was walking through today I saw her, fully dressed like a dude with a new short hair cut. We made eye contact and she eventually broke it looking down, pretty sure she could tell I had recognized her and knew.

Also my main hobby tends to draw these degenerates to it, mainly MtF and I am so sick of seeing these hideous fuckers.

 

[one_time_user]

this morning I was working in my home office with the windows open and heard what was obviously a man trying to sound like a woman. I figured that this was my chance to find out if my elusive neighbor is trans once and for all.

my substitute mail carrier is a TIM.

*whispers * they're multiplying

 

[HalfPint]

After doing some sketching at a park, I went to a nearby ice cream parlor to cool off. I was looking forward to enjoying a seasonal icy sorbet. I walked in and there behind the counter a MtF tranny! Visiting an ultra liberal area so I wasn't caught completely off guard, except for the fact the mofo was dressed in a skimpy outfit and it was only noon.
He was at least 6ft, looked to be in his late 20s, and had a terrible slouched posture. His makeup looked hideous, he had stringy hair tied in a bad pony tail, linebacker shoulders, massive hands, and fridge torso.
He was wearing huge tacky earnings and what looked like a back brace. Maybe it was one of those corsets they think will give them an hour glass figure idk. Of course it was pink and under it he was wearing a tight tank top that was obviously too small for him. He had obvious fake tits but the worst part was the black spandex short shorts. You could see everything.

The troon was obviously trying to sound female but he just sounded like a gay man.

The place just opened so he was the only one running it. I was really close to saying “thank you sir” but another customer walked in and I didn't feel like having this troon potentially lose it.

 

[76 Trombones]

Saw a troon at my workplace a couple weeks ago. He was about 5'9" with long, dark, stringy hair. The dude had make-up caked all over his face, and he wore a crop-top and booty shorts.

I actually asked, "Can I help you, sir?" because this troon was lurking at the front of the store on a busy day. My brain went, "That's a man!" and I responded promptly; I wanted to get on with the other customers, i.e. the little kids who were coming in. Thankfully, he didn't seem to care that I had correctly gendered him. In a strained voice, he said, "I'm waiting for my friend."

His friend wasn't another customer, but my co-worker, who consistently called him by female pronouns. At the least, I feel proud that my trannydar is working properly.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Summertime is femme time apparently because the 40 year old giant and mute autist in the neighborhood is back to wearing polyester clam diggers and short sleeve button downs that don't hide his Playtex bra very well. A touch of rouge.

After so many years I've noticed a seasonal pattern where he detransitions in winter. We don't have much climatic seasonality so that's not the impetus.

Spoiler: Oh yes

I missed clearnet so much. I've just been lurking BARpod subreddit for any kind of non woke take on current things, but never quite scratched the itch.

 

[BeetleBug242]

A couple months ago me and the misses thought Dylan mulvany got on the bus. It was a dead fucking ringer. Best part is I could tell they were aware they are in fact a freak.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Saw a pair of Gaydens/pooners in the store shopping for vegan "meat" with a child today. Taller one was about 5'7 and 250 lbs and almost might have passed if I didn't know what a pooner was/it didn't speak/it took out its half dozen piercings. Other one was shaped like an upside down egg, about 5'1 and also 250, with a voice like a chainsmoking lawnmower consumed a drag queen.

Absolutely dystopian shit.

 

[unctuous mouthfeel]

I donate plasma because I'm a broke retard and as I currently sit here I am looking at one. I'm not sure if I've ever had such a clear and constant view of a tranny in real life.
He has huge plugs and tattoos of some Japanese shit, is wearing colorful Crocs, tights, a plain white t-shirt and a fannypack. He's smirking at his cell phone and he just looks like a gross troon from the internet, but here! I'm a little starstruck.
He is disgusting and no one will have sex with him.

Edit: forgot to mention his hair which was more unkempt, frizzy, and textureless than that of the most autistic bio woman.