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"I can afford quite a bit"
Yeah right, you broke-ass nigga. Yeah right, you buckbroken, ebegging nigga. Eat shit, Gunt.
Yeah right, you broke-ass nigga. Yeah right, you buckbroken, ebegging nigga. Eat shit, Gunt.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Attention all #Killstream fans, Ethan Ralph is in great danger, and he needs YOUR help to wipe out Vicious Vickers. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration month and date.
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- Oct 27, 2021
Only brilliant if dumber-than-dumbers fall for it.
But yes, he's a fucking idiot, full stop.
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- Jun 12, 2021
Imagine being almost 40, you have less money than high school kids working part time jobs, you've never been employed, you only stopped living with your mother a couple years ago, and your only options for employment are fast food.... in Mexico.
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- Jan 9, 2023
Ralph doesn't have a job. He panhandles, and even does that quite badly. Besides, he can't even get a job at McDonald's in Mexico. He doesn't have a work permit, plus he'd steal too much food.
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I got about tree fiddy for you hogness monster
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Wait a minute. This whole begathon is just to try and get the money to fly to the gay Fuentes event in Florida that he is begging to couch surf at, isn't it? LOLOL
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The one eye isn't squinty enough.
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We are back! Ralph may not of been sober the last couple of months, but I sure have been jonesing for a hit. It's great to have Ralph back.
Lets take a look at this CopeSeethGo:
Ralph is raising money to see his son, huh? Let us see how that goes.
We made it exactly 0 sentences with out lying.
Oof, ok, that's a big enough of a pile of lies to make having "two loving children" look like a little white lie.
Ralphy boy... how does defending yourself from a defamation suit
help you see your bastard?
Oh?
Emphasis on that "bit".
Blah, blah, blah, seething over Vickers.
After being bullied into it.
Oh look at that, I found a bit of honesty hiding in the bullshit.
Well, that sounds like some more defamation. You might need to up that goal Ralph, you are making this case harder for you.
Nah just kidding, its going straight to his lawyer.
Straaaaaaaight to his lawyer.
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Ralph was trying to claim this was all extortion on Twitter last night.
Yet again this retard completely fucks up his reading of the law, and this time he doesn't have xannies to blame it on... or at least, he can't admit to them. What he is missing is that the use of force, or other threats, has to be illegal for it to count as coercion.
It's not illegal for someone to tell a thief that they will phone the police unless stolen goods are returned. It's not illegal for someone to use the law courts to try and bring about an outcome favourable to them.
As far as we can tell, everything Vickers was looking to do was via the legal system and therefore above board. Even servicing Ralph en route to the children's visitation centre isn't illegal. This fat retard really doesn't understand any of this - he's lucky Mr. Vickers is so cheap and files pro se all the time.
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His lawyer is himself, so he technically isn't lying.
I'm fine with the paypigs throwing a few shekels his way if we get more self-filed Ralph legal kino.
I'm fine with the paypigs throwing a few shekels his way if we get more self-filed Ralph legal kino.
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Ralph, if this was any other man who was genuinely going through severe financial troubles and unjust custody battles, I can promise you there would be people here who would not only empathize with you but would be willing to help you. I've seen it, there are lots of people here with big hearts.
But you're not another man, Ralph. You're Ethan Oliver Ralph, an actual human piece of trash. Your financial problems illicit little tears because you act like a fucking cunt to everybody and anybody around you. You care about nobody but yourself in every regard and whatever charity you've given to the world is a wealth of laughs at your expense. You are the embodiment of sloth and greed, you are a fat retard who spits on people from your tower and cries for help when it gets knocked down and even if you did get this money, you would spend a good chunk of it on absolutely nothing related to this court case and when people called you to the mat on that, you'd say "*Sigh* What can I say? Shoulda never been dumb and given me money, ya know? Hehehehehe....but yeah, I just win, what can I say?" That's exactly what you would do and everybody knows that by now. You are an untrustworthy snake and the only reason people side with you because they hate us, not because they love you.
Your children would be better off never hearing or seeing you again because you're just a sperm donator, you're not a father, you have neither the warmth nor the temperament nor the leadership skills necessary to raise anything other than pieces of shit just like you. If your children ever do anything productive or good in life, it will in spite of you. Every woman you have ever been with is an actual retard for tolerating you and they would still be leagues better as a parent than you. You're a weird, rapey fat pervert pillhead and I sincerely hope you lose all rights to your children so they can live healthy lives in your absence.
But you're not another man, Ralph. You're Ethan Oliver Ralph, an actual human piece of trash. Your financial problems illicit little tears because you act like a fucking cunt to everybody and anybody around you. You care about nobody but yourself in every regard and whatever charity you've given to the world is a wealth of laughs at your expense. You are the embodiment of sloth and greed, you are a fat retard who spits on people from your tower and cries for help when it gets knocked down and even if you did get this money, you would spend a good chunk of it on absolutely nothing related to this court case and when people called you to the mat on that, you'd say "*Sigh* What can I say? Shoulda never been dumb and given me money, ya know? Hehehehehe....but yeah, I just win, what can I say?" That's exactly what you would do and everybody knows that by now. You are an untrustworthy snake and the only reason people side with you because they hate us, not because they love you.
Your children would be better off never hearing or seeing you again because you're just a sperm donator, you're not a father, you have neither the warmth nor the temperament nor the leadership skills necessary to raise anything other than pieces of shit just like you. If your children ever do anything productive or good in life, it will in spite of you. Every woman you have ever been with is an actual retard for tolerating you and they would still be leagues better as a parent than you. You're a weird, rapey fat pervert pillhead and I sincerely hope you lose all rights to your children so they can live healthy lives in your absence.
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Lmao, so this whole shit is to make stupid groypers pay for his mexican bills since none of them donate to his show anymore?
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But Ethan, you're an international jet-setting pimp millionaire with even wealthier uncles? What's going on big guy?
"My progeny"? When you're trying to e-beg for a 'heartfelt' cause, try not to make it sound so vindictive and cartoon-villain like. You might give the game away!
Also, bonus points for invoking parental alienation and latching onto fathers' rights. Progenitors like you are the reason fathers are not taken seriously.
"My progeny"? When you're trying to e-beg for a 'heartfelt' cause, try not to make it sound so vindictive and cartoon-villain like. You might give the game away!
Also, bonus points for invoking parental alienation and latching onto fathers' rights. Progenitors like you are the reason fathers are not taken seriously.
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I love how everything was mostly quiet on the western front while the farms were banished to Tor, and now that we're back on the clearnet, the winds of war are once again blowing and GuntHoWa rages in full force. These two fat retards are truly the modern day gladiators, and much like their ancient counterparts need a cheering colloseum to incite bloodlust and whip them into autistic frenzy so they can tear at each other's throat for the amusement of the masses.
Ave Luna, pingues te salutant.
Ave Luna, pingues te salutant.
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Ralph needs $20k to fight this defamation suit? Where have I heard that $20k number before? Oh wait, it's the exact same number he says that costs him yearly to visit Xander. Hmm!
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If Ralph autographed and sold this work of art he’d make a million bucks real quick.
Of course, he’d end up losing it all after the artist sues his ass.
Sounds like an actual plan he’d come up with
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>If you believe in le freedom of speech
t. man who absolutely does not believe in freedom of speech
You dropped that pretense the moment people started laughing at your disgusting gunt.
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