Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chibitzen]

Google does, if it exceeds 5 seconds.

Yes and it's annoying when perusing recommends a bit too lazily, inevitably History ends up with some interesting results that I don't even recall having seen listed. Not too many, but enough to be confused about what someone else was watching on another device (shared results from other family members on set tops, etc). For the most part, it's accurate though.

Google tracking is insidious. Because so many admins use GA/Google Adwords, which GA uses scripts for, that means their code runs on most websites and they have most of the web pegged. Even calling up their fonts will run a script and one would have to be pretty naive to believe they aren't using those statistics to beef up their data. It can be easily justified to say they must pull device data in order to load the appropriate font for the best experience possible. Debate over, simps won back. I remember one time taking a plane trip with Google Location History enabled and it actually noted in my history which plane number I took, at which time and what airport I left and landed at in Google Location History. Completely pointless for my usage (obviously I know what plane I was on!) but they thought it important to note. Androids also track footsteps and when riding in a car using the accelerometer, iirc. FB keeps shadow profiles on non-users when admins dubiously include their commenting platform on their websites, so they also manage to build a similar data cache across the web.

I say all this shit to say: that Youtube is only accurate by virtue of the other unrelated tracking that goes on across the web tracking our devices and every move in the real world.

Rumble is a shoestring refugee video platform. It likely conveniently tracks everything and anything to count as views. There's no profit motive in being accurate with their numbers. They may choose to be technically accurate using some very literal method, but still run through the results and represent them in a disingenuous manner. I agree with the other person on here who mentions chat usage. User engagement numbers are the best metric for tracking the health of a channel regardless of count accuracy. Rekieta won't care anyway as long as he gets paid and can use the inflated charts to self-promote. "Everyone's doing it!"

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

Elissa clip from the July 1st stream.

So, if I'm getting this right, Rekieta simultaneously

• believes that the vtuber audience are pedos that can't stop masturbating during the streams
• is a huge Pippa fan
• thinks Pippa, who constantly talks about her mental issues, should go independent and manage that audience on her own
• believes KF is hurting his business
• believes he and the coomalot faggot are not hurting Pippa's business, but are making jokes

 

[Lizard Machine Bugs]

Elissa clip from the July 1st stream.

So, if I'm getting this right, Rekieta simultaneously

• believes that the vtuber audience are pedos that can't stop masturbating during the streams
• is a huge Pippa fan
• thinks Pippa, who constantly talks about her mental issues, should go independent and manage that audience on her own
• believes KF is hurting his business
• believes he and the coomalot faggot are not huring Pippa's business, but are making jokes

Nick really is doubling down on Aloging the moldy rabbit; here's a hint Nick she won't fuck you.

It can't be anything else; he's not trying to leech her audience, his audience doesn't care about his dumb V-Tube crush, and his co-hosts like Legal Vices and Potentially Criminal want to actually cover legal shit.

That's the only motive here; he wants to fuck Pippa, the autist who barely bathes, uses bug spray like Chris used axe body spray, lives in filth cause she can't be bothered to clean her room, has a keyboard that is 50% chip and hair particles, lived in a mold-infested room for months, used to have a vomit drawer, was groomed, and has only had her room cleaned when sleepy came to visit and cleaned it for her.

 

[Schmeated Ted]

Very kitschy wallpaper there, better hope its not super obviously close to yet another gay bar or sex dungeon, would be super embarassing if it turns out there was another swinging/cuck event going on there. He's looking pretty bad lately, like at least 50y.o. using hair dye to hide graying.

 

[AnOminous]

swinging is not cucking.

Swinging=cucking. And Nick can lie to himself all he likes. He is still a cuck.

So, if I'm getting this right, Rekieta simultaneously

I can't believe he's still wearing those gay shirts. And I don't even mean gay in the Vic's metrosexual pants sense, I mean the dude is clearly cruising for dick.

He's looking pretty bad lately, like at least 50y.o. using hair dye to hide graying.

Well there's a picture in need of an "If only you knew how bad things really are" caption.

 

[northstar747]

The rabbit thing is stupid

 

[AnOminous]

The rabbit thing is stupid

He's an old man perving on some weeb chick young enough to be his daughter. What a creep.

 

[Swole McPole]

It can't be anything else; he's not trying to leech her audience, his audience doesn't care about his dumb V-Tube crush, and his co-hosts like Legal Vices and Potentially Criminal want to actually cover legal shit.

My sense is he's bitter because he knows he's not getting a slice of Pippa's coomer SuperChat money, so now he's trying to fuck it up for Pippa. He thinks he's the mafia. "You won't pay protection? Watch and see what I can do to your business."

When is that scheduling hearing due to happen in the Montagraph case? Isn't it about a week away? And the judge STILL hasn't ruled on the Motion to Dismiss? It's no wonder Nick is obsessing over Pippa Pipkin. He's desperately trying to distract himself in order to stop his sphincter from trembling into spastic spasms.

That case is going ahead, so Nick better start digging deep into his piggy bank ready for when the big costs start to accrue or get down on his two knees and start preparing to fellate Monty in abject apology.

Edit: Fucking called it!

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Very kitschy wallpaper there, better hope its not super obviously close to yet another gay bar or sex dungeon, would be super embarassing if it turns out there was another swinging/cuck event going on there. He's looking pretty bad lately, like at least 50y.o. using hair dye to hide graying.


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Where was The Nose this weekend?

Was it Matsuri?

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Where was The Nose this weekend?

Was it Matsuri?

That's not for another month. No word on whether or not he's even going. If he does actually show his face there he'll probably try and hide behind Vic Lasagna the whole time.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Except for the 6x multiplier they applied to my unlisted funeral stream and the two test streams before it.

Oh shit you died? Welcome back I guess!

 

[beautiful person]

he'll probably try and hide behind Vic Lasagna the whole time.

That would be a pretty pathetic showing on Vic's part, considering Nick used his problems as a platform to grift money off of, recommended him a lawyer who was a personal friend with no experience in that field, and distracted said lawyer with show appearances that mostly involved stroking each other's dicks to the point that that lawyer ended up neglecting the most basic of legal procedures and ruining any chance for Vic's case to be heard on its merits.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

That would be a pretty pathetic showing on Vic's part, considering Nick used his problems as a platform to grift money off of, recommended him a lawyer who was a personal friend with no experience in that field, and distracted said lawyer with show appearances that mostly involved stroking each other's dicks to the point that that lawyer ended up neglecting the most basic of legal procedures and ruining any chance for Vic's case to be heard on its merits.

He so far doesn't seem to want to hold it against him (which to be fair is on brand for the guy), though whether or not that changes on account of his appeals being denied and Nick entering his downward spiral into madness remains to be seen. After all both happened well after Matsuri '22. Per all reports Vic and Nick were both perfectly friendly at the former.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Drunketa forgot he has to run his kids around in the morning, so no show tonight per his Locals posting. Apparently he was reminded of it at some point today. At least we know hope he won't be drinking into the wee hours before driving them around.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Mindset is having a pimpcast stream right now and 7 mins into it Drex said he doesn't see swinging isn't cucking. lol i'm out.

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[beautiful person]

Drunketa forgot he has to run his kids around in the morning, so no show tonight per his Locals posting. Apparently he was reminded of it at some point today. At least we know hope he won't be drinking into the wee hours before driving them around.

Hopefully he won't be doing 80+ in the cuckmobile in the rain with said kids in the car, either.

 

[dustnight]

I can't believe he's still wearing those gay shirts.

It's not a gay shirt it's the cuck shirt!! The gay shirt has rainbow trim.

 

[Null]

To be clear, SimilarWeb is an utterly inconsequential metric and that tweet is extraordinarily stupid. It's on par with people off-site saying the KF was dying because our SimilarWeb was suddenly very low, despite at the time hitting 5000 active users every day with more posts per day than ever before. SimilarWeb's metrics come, largely, from search engine performance. When the Kiwi Farms is bombed on SEO due to manual adjustments from Google, it makes it look like we've fallen off, when reality is different. Investor reports are sworn under penalty of perjury and accusing them of lying without evidence is probably, actually defamatory - especially if investors pull out over the statement.

Rumble probably should have not jumped straight to legal complaints.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I am in 100% agreement that Rumble inflates their numbers somehow. Whether that's a multiplier or using bots or something more bizarre, Julian (or Moloch or Lauren Southern or whoever runs Odysneed) has a bit more credence to me over a small test. Whether it's bots linked to an API or just an integer multiplier, we won't know without access to the back end.

Regardless of how it's done, Rumble's video view stats don't line up with their corresponding engagement, which was the point. You would expect some drop off as compared to Youtube, since people can watch without an account on all, and it's more friction to sign up to Rumble (or Odysneed) than it is to youtube (where most people have an account of some sort) to post/rate. But the difference is huge.

Also Rumble is retarded for their stupid "every time you post live, add a new key" bullshit. Given that level of idiocy, I wouldn't be surprised to find out it's just a multiplier, but I'm more inclined to believe they're fudging the books in a more opaque manner on the back end.

It will be insightful to see what happens to Rackets wrt Rumble and if he's re-signed to Rumble. Perhaps more insightful if not, as we will see how he does on youtube (until he's banned). At least that will be an apples to apples comparison.

I will say that LOCALS code is updating to be better optimised, and if they are putting in the same kind of effort on Rumble, is should be getting better. I could believe that the inflated views are stupid coding issues they have not fixed, but I also see the benefit to the business by inflation.

I noticed that when they are fucking with it and pushing out an update to the code, the site runs janky, and Panoptes crashes and fails to load pages occasionally. It has run like shite for the last 3 days, and the full update to the code finished today. Funnily enough, when it finished, they streamlined the HTML, and I was able to update the code. I think it will now grab ALL live chats--even the hot-tub streams--but I will have to wait and see.

Where was The Nose this weekend

Was it Matsuri?

Matsuri is the weekend of the 13th in August. I think he took a mini-trip with his wife somewhere.

 

[Strix454]

Mindset is having a pimpcast stream right now and 7 mins into it Drex said he doesn't see swinging isn't cucking. lol i'm out.

Drex's exact definition is that if you go home without sex, you are a cuck. So if Nick sucks some guy off or gets pounded by the man or does certain other acts (while our wife is being serviced), he isn't a cuck. He also isn't a cuck if our wife is being pounded by other guys and Nick isn't there.
For Drex, "cuck" only covers the specific fetish of guys who passively watch in person while not getting any from the man banging the wife and nothing else.

In other words, Drex doesn't understand what a cuck is at all.

Where was The Nose this weekend?

Interestingly enough, Drex on Legal Mindset's stream tonight claimed that he was at Nick's house with Nicks kids the entire weekend. We don't yet know where Nick was over the weekend, but we know where Drex was.