polyester
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With friends like these, you'd think Patrick needs no enemies.
And yet, he's chosen to actively and constantly make new enemies on the Internet for over two decades...
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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And yet, he's chosen to actively and constantly make new enemies on the Internet for over two decades...
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Morbidly obese.
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BRYCE CANYON
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Slightly off topic, but I'm glad Nitter is working again. It makes it much easier to track Patrick's antics.
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He laughs fatly as he knows there is no prison big enough to hold him. Unless they clear out Australia or some shit.
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There is a great Australian saying that I think applies here: "Fuck off, we're full". Besides, the outback is for raising millions of cattle, not all for one pig.
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Now they're just doing it on purpose, right? It has to be.
Get yourself some new friends Pat holy shit.
Edit to avoid double-posting:
Someone from reddit messaged Piggy to make fun of the divorce rumors. Patricius denied it and childed the redditor as usual. No big deal.
But!... there's something about this that is making him seethe like I've never seen before. Check out that ending.
I really enjoy how he tries to express his intense loathing through movie-like pauses and short sentences.
Fat.
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How long has Pat been doing the prison thing for?
Triggerni66er
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Nah but there is a Joe Cumia interview I'll be uploading shortly
edit: Actually it was just a 20 second skit lol
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A divorce is the wake-up call Rick needs. He's going to hit the gym, quit drinking, finally finish his damn Tiny Tim novel, fix his fence, and stop terrorizing Milwaukee's population of negro children.
Ahahahahahaha no he won't. He will continue to be fat and waste his time on Twitter.
Ahahahahahaha no he won't. He will continue to be fat and waste his time on Twitter.
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Do you remember all those times you texted me, child?
I do, child. And so did the prosecutor, the judge, and the jury. They were so incensed by the fact that you're a sociopath waived all your legal rights to due process and super-convicted you. That's right, child. They didn't just convict you. They super-mega-1, 2, 3 no oopsie-doodles-stalker-child convicted you. That means whenever you try to find a job, everyone who does a background check on you will say "No child, we cannot employ you." And while you're rotting away in your cage, I will be writing an award-winning book detailing how I defeated the stalker-childs and won. I'll eat wag-yu steaks with my lovely wife, whom is not divorcing me. I'll even watch Quasi, whom I do not owe any money to, as he watches me eat my delicious steaks and cry with jealousy. But my most satisfying thoughts will be with you as you get pounded in the ass by black men who do not fart in my wife's vagina.
Enjoy prison, atalker.
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1) Fucking missed you guys. Again. Teach me your magic for staying connected to this place.
2) I'm surprised in light of how very obvious it is that Pat is calling the cops on himself, nobody tweeted at him that he shouldn't let such things bother him because the people SwaTTing him are likely enormously obese, unemployed losers obsessed with social media (or some variation of this theme).
2) I'm surprised in light of how very obvious it is that Pat is calling the cops on himself, nobody tweeted at him that he shouldn't let such things bother him because the people SwaTTing him are likely enormously obese, unemployed losers obsessed with social media (or some variation of this theme).
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Prison 
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His delusions are getting more grandiose, he is definitely spiraling. I cannot wait for this next arc in the pattiverse, divorce 2.0 should be hilarious.
MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin
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bro you gotta join us in the secret hideout in tora bora where the kiwi farm servers are. don't tell rick we all know each other though!
OtherLastTrainHome
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"marriage is as strong as it's ever been"
logs into wife's twitter account to upvote his every post
"niki and i will be there when you're remanded into state custody"
never bothered showing up to debtor's exam (fart)
logs into wife's twitter account to upvote his every post
"niki and i will be there when you're remanded into state custody"
never bothered showing up to debtor's exam (fart)
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Does this fat faggot with bitch tits not realize every time we see these tweets from him, we laugh? These acts of faggotry are hilarious. He is a lolcow, he gives us laughter every time he posts shit this stupid. This dumb, fat faggot can't grasp that. "Your life is already over, stalker." He actually says this shit unironically.
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1) Install Brave
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3) ????? https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/4) Profit
I honestly love tor now, I'm using it constantly for anything that I have even a passing interest in being private, you can just plug in a standard URL and still connect to it just like you would a .onion site
JustStopDude
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What college student/night court fan convinced Patrick that if he repeats the phrase "felony harassment " he gets to sue or something?
Bravo.
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Niki can’t get out of the debt to quasi by divorcing him, can she? Does it get split in half or is she on the hook for all of it since she seems to have a job.