🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Rage Pig]

More vitriol directed at Harry:

He is afraid to go off on Vickers, so he is directing his pig rage at Harry who just did some light trolling. How long before he posts a picture of the Memphis micro?
AY RAMMED THIS FAT THROBBING GOD ROD INTO EVERY HOLE YOUR DAUGHTER HAD TO OFFER, WADDUYA THINK ABOUT THAT HARRY MORRIS YOU UGLY ASS BISH?

 

[Elmo]

Hopefully Ralph has scored some top quality mexican meth to fuel this 24-hour stream:

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Okay, so this is the third time in a row this fucking retard has promised to do a 24h stream. No chance this is happening. At least the replies are what you would expect:

For anyone who's been paying attention, GuitarAnthony is a cozy mod/simp/paypig/complete fucking idiot and lunatic who has a "wife and kids" but finds the time to buy hundreds of funko pops and donate to this pill-popping midget and GodPikachu is a Cog YT chat mod/simp/paypig who recently was still donating while claiming to be homeless. These people are fucking mental.

 

[InterestRateHawk]

RALPHHH are you gonna go to South Africa and ride a motorcycle or not?

 

[Path Wanderer]

poor ugly kid, but WTF is this on her upper lip? Am I just seeing shit, or is that a scar/herpes/idkwtf
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Snot

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

More vitriol directed at Harry:
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By this stage Harry just assumes that his disloyal daughter gave up all the family secrets to win favour with her gunten master:
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Hopefully Ralph has scored some top quality mexican meth to fuel this 24-hour stream:
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Winning friends, ragepig style
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Poor Rozy. Fingers crossed that she got a big helping of Harry's intelligence from her mitochondrial DNA. Since it seems May missed out on it entirely it only seems fair for Rozy to get a double dose in the brains dept. If she has physical features from her paternal side she might get more in the mental/personality dept from the maternal side. God knows she doesn't need the low IQ, mental illness, obesity and addiction genes running rampant and dominating on Ralph's side.

I don't know how May walked into the hoarded crack shack, laid eyes on Sandra and Ralph, but still decided this was a family line wanted she wanted to help continue. Even all the white trash shit aside, Ronnie was schizophrenic and Sandra has serious chronic health problems. Having a child with someone that has schizophrenic parent is risky and scary as fuck to me. Sadly I doubt any type of concern for her future child's future ever entered her empty head in her quest to take the Gunt Broodmare Crown from Faith. She saw a fat, drunk idiot living in his mom's dirty hoarded house with a pregnant teenager. Later she heard this same loser compare himself to King Henry VIII and talked about "re-rolling" kids. She decided this was a guy should father her child. Using Ralph's logic Pantsu should have been beheaded months ago and Rozy shipped off to be raised by the Morris family.

Cherry on top is Rozy's parents proudly publicly proclaim that a woman's worth is determined by the amount of men who want to fuck her. Her entire purpose is to service men and strive for their validation. So on top of all the other shitty genetic pre-dispositions she has to deal with, if she absorbs thatidea then she will be a desperately unhappy woman no matter how beautiful or ugly she turns out to be.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

That was directed at Harry, not May. It’s the same shtick he busted out last time he was Big Mad at Harry, when Harry was selling his shit on Ebay and tweeting about it. “Ah’m fucking yer dottir, Harreh! Fucking her raw, no protection! Suck on that, motherfucker!”

It’s old and played out. He needs to get some new material.

Yes, but this is the first shit talking he's done of May since the breakup - after the initial nevr truss a bish freakout.

When she was back in the Ralphashack, Ralph clearly thought he could get away with pretty much anything. Afterwards, he was trying to woo her back by "changing".

 

[Elmo]

Yes, but this is the first shit talking he's done of May since the breakup - after the initial nevr truss a bish freakout.

When she was back in the Ralphashack, Ralph clearly thought he could get away with pretty much anything. Afterwards, he was trying to woo her back by "changing".

It's likely the same way he reacts to Faith with bouts of DARVO and lovebombing.

 

[bile demon]

Fuentes...

It's the first name that is relevant in this case.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

It's the first name that is relevant in this case.
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Both are relevant. Fuentes is a Sephardic name.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

More vitriol directed at Harry:

You know who she does look like? A baby that has clean clothes and isn't at risk of being dropped on her head by a pill popping drunk.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

It's been awhile...alogs.

 

[Polyboros2]

Checked in on the stream, typical All Time banger of restreaming other people's content with no commentary.

I know what those bastards on the Oceangate heard before they died, the most content from Ralph is the peaking squeals from his gaming chair from the titanic pressure of the gunt.

I'm 5 to 10 minutes into listening into this Fresh and Fit podcast I have no interest in, and besides the sounds of screaming furniture, all Ralph has been doing is searching for a cable for his phone. I think the storage is full and he needs one to hook up to the computer, because he complained about finding another cable that was lightning connector on both sides.

Knowing he started almost 7 hours ago iirc, I was amazed how this podcast could still be going on, but I looked it up and it's 4 hours long. Typically his fans have to watch something 2.5-3 times over with Ralph falling asleep, not paying attention, and walking away. So we're well within the normal time frame for content of this length.

EDIT: LMAO! As soon as I posted this he screams out "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHARGE MY FUCKING IPHONE!" So I have Ralph too much credit and he can't even charge they phone.

EDIT2: I'm doing a bit of Pillposting, just realized I didn't post this in the Killstream thread.

 

[New & Improved Username]

poor ugly kid, but WTF is this on her upper lip? Am I just seeing shit, or is that a scar/herpes/idkwtf
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Could just be dried snot or food residue. Kids gets crusty.

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph posted an image of Rozy and like I said before it's uncanny how much she looks like the Ralphamale.
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She has her mother's hairline

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

I know what those bastards on the Oceangate heard before they died, the most content from Ralph is the peaking squeals from his gaming chair from the titanic pressure of the gunt.

He could oil the chair at any time. Just like he could clean up the bottles at any time. He chooses not to. With other people I'd at least suspect they were doing it on purpose, Ralph is just oblivious (probably due to drugs and alcohol). Glad I can't watch live, seems like one for the 2x speed and skipping.

 

[joebobmurphy]

If a video surfaces of Ralph being disemboweled we all need to commit to downloading it and storing it on data sticks, just in case. We will not let such precious footage disappear on the off chance that Null decides to pull a Liveleak. Stick to the resorts, Ralph, lest you enter the void knowing we will meme the shit out of your face of death.

 

[Schmeated Ted]

It would be a fitting end, but I would prefer to get a video of random africans beating him up and humiliating him and have Ralph come back to the continent with matching eyes.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

It would be a fitting end, but I would prefer to get a video of random africans beating him up and humiliating him and have Ralph come back to the continent with matching eyes.

I want to watch him being hunted by a bunch of rich people on an illegal safari.

Holy shit this is real:

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

More vitriol directed at Harry:
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By this stage Harry just assumes that his disloyal daughter gave up all the family secrets to win favour with her gunten master:
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Hopefully Ralph has scored some top quality mexican meth to fuel this 24-hour stream:
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He’s tottaly back on the sauce.

I think he’s recently decided that he’s gonna die young so might as well enjoy it, so he’s drinking’ pill pop’in and gonna torture his babies mamas daddy’s as much as he can.

We’re so fucking back.

 

[Tomato flowers]

That kid has his melon and May’s wonky ugly eyes and hairline. Bless her heart.