Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Now this is the story all about how
My dick got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called San Francisco

At Google.com born and raised
On GRINDR was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some loads outside of the schools
When a couple of Kiwis who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I had one two ??? consent accidents and my employer got scared
And said you're moving back your mom and dad via China Air

I begged and pleaded with my folks to come home and stay
But they packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
I showed them I still had my balls in a jar but they gave me my ticket
I put my dilator in and said I might as well kick it

First a small dilator, yo this hurts bad,
Drinking orange fanta out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of San Fran livin' like
Hm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said 'BRICK' and had a thwomp in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was a gay disco
But I thought now forget it, yo Holmes to San Francisco!

I pulled up to honeycomb.io and saw a faggle of troons
And I yelled to the cabbie, yo Holmes I be dilating later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the broken branch with no heirs

Elliot's dong be like:

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I saw this and thought "Oh man, this must have been why Dong-chong's bloodline is so fucked.
Maybe elliot is a post-nutcrush baby and thats why he's got that giant Rocky Dennis head.

I think Rocky Dennis will dislike to be compared to LFJ.

 

[tehpope]

sneed.today is dead due to threats from the host's isp. Per dear feeder.



No Dong Fong's fingerprints are all over this. Prove me wrong.

 

[Procrastinhater]

sneed.today is dead due to threats from the host's isp. Per dear feeder.

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No Dong Fong's fingerprints are all over this. Prove me wrong.

Brick face Broke Branch just adding to the pile of evidence of Tortuous Interference.

Oh no Dong Gone, once again I'm slightly inconvenienced.
It took me all of, what, a minute and a bit to fire up TOR?
And here I am again laughing at you being a disowned Eunuch who shamed your family and killed your bloodline.
Its tough Donger.
Its tough.

 

[DrNow]

Cut them some slack, poor guys had to deal with pressure. Just imagine how difficult that must have been for them.

 

[Aplha1 One]

sneed.today is dead due to threats from the host's isp. Per dear feeder.

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No Dong Fong's fingerprints are all over this. Prove me wrong.

The fact that even Terrahost was forced to cave provides a grim outlook for this site's future. Dong Gone is probably gonna get off scot-free.

 

[Fëanor Curufinwë]

I'm ready to donate to the legal fund.

 

[4090 Chad]

I hope whatever Null’s plan going forward involves making sure wherever he attempts to host, it will allow him and his lawyers to file suit in a district that has based judges that won’t put up with tranny bullshit and lies when the ISPs inevitably threaten the new host.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Dong Gone is probably gonna get off scott free

He's going blind and constantly seetheing about this Forum makes the pain in his eyes worse. He also spends several hours everyday (by his own admission) forcing a dilator into his amhole screaming in agony and bleeding down his legs.
I wouldn't call that scott free.
He's already living everyday in pain and misery, thats why he's so vindictive, it gives him something to focus on. Its why we don't have to do anything to him other than laugh, he is already living in a hell of his own creation.

 

[Betonhaus]

He's going blind and constantly seetheing about this Forum makes the pain in his eyes worse. He also spends several hours everyday (by his own admission) forcing a dilator into his amhole screaming in agony and bleeding down his legs.
I wouldn't call that scott free.
He's already living everyday in pain and misery, thats why he's so vindictive, it gives him something to focus on. Its why we don't have to do anything to him other than laugh, he is already living in a hell of his own creation.

Plus Josh says he's expecting a large development this week. Could be a few things, but a major one could be progress in the lawsuit. He did say the mirror was something he was trying that could fail at any time.

 

[thhrang]

Oh? What's this?

Sneed.today is already back up? Brickface is a faggot who will never succeed in taking us down? wow, who could've seen this coming?

edit: for posterity.

 

[Kees H]

Sneed.today is already back up? Brickface is a faggot who will never succeed in taking us down? wow, who could've seen this coming?

Just remember the doomposter in this thread was ready to give the victory to Elliot No Dong Jones. Took dear sneeder less than a hour to get it back online.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Can you imagine him with a guide dog? He wouldn't know whether to eat it or rape it

The dog wouldn't know if they should attack him or run away.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Oh? What's this?
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Sneed.today is already back up? Brickface is a faggot who will never succeed in taking us down? wow, who could've seen this coming?

edit: for posterity.
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LMAO! That faggot is losing whatever influence he has. Guess those "girl talks" aren't working anymore. Looking forward to the day when that Twomp looking fuck screams in blind and impotent rage over the fact that this site is still up and that his "consent accidents" will now and forever remain on the Internet.

 

[RedMage]

When Dong Gone goes blind he will be met with another hurdle of who is going to harass providers to take down the forums. Although I do think a good portion of the employees at Honeycomb are fine with what he is doing - there also must be a few who just refuse to tell Elliot what he is doing is fucked and a waste of time for fear of retaliation.

He does have a fake leadership position, anyhow. Perhaps they even read through this thread to see the crazy shit he has done over the last several years.

In any case, happy to see the forums back up on the clearnet regularly while Elliot malds and rages about it. I want this experience to be incredibly painful and inconvenient for him as he deals with a terrible infection between his legs and a horribly bruised ego as his "success" only lasted an hour.

 

[Heckler1]

The dog wouldn't know if they should attack him or run away.

The dog would sense the chinaman is a natural predator, and viciously attack in self defense. Elliot being a blind, twomp faced mutant would go down easily, and no one would miss him.

 

[Procrastinhater]

...You're walking down the street when from a building nearby you hear a scream of animal rage, glass shatters, and a bloody dilator comes flying across the road and embeds itself in a fence. You look up, a hunchbacked man in purple lipstick and a dress is standing in the broken window, clutching at his remarkably square shaped head, with his palm pressed to his eyes as he wails in pain...


I'm just imagining the howls of rage and frustration when this cunt saw the mirror go down and pop back up less than an hour later.
It's fucking priceless.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

A company is wanting me to stress test their ISPs.

KF really has that market niche cornered, huh?

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being Elliot Dong Gone. You don't have a dick any more. You're a hunchback. You're a dickless eunuch. That's what you are. A pathetic cockless freak. That's all you have to look forward to, a dickless future. Lmao.

No matter what your future is, it isn't worse than Dong Gone's.

 

[Balr0g]

Once Dong Gone goes full blind he should get the following message in a sweet whisper send to him "you.will.never.be.a.woman"

I hope Null has the evidence he needs to take this faggot and his cult followers to court. and perhaps make everything public how they pressure ISP's. If we are really considered terrorists then they are full blown Gestapo troons that needs to be thrown into the Gulag.