Suicide Squad Salt

[Pickle Inspector]

When did people start having such high expectations from summer Hollywood movies? It's been reboots and cookie cutter plots for quite a while.

 

[Dan Abrams]

I decided this movie was shit when their PR team desperately started giving interviews about how fucking CRAZY Jared Leto is in it.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Is this thread supposed to be about producing Suicide Squad salt?

 

[Rou]

I see I'm in the minority, I liked BvS and actually do want to see this movie.

Anyways, that petition is pretty dumb. How do you even make such a call when they saw the movie and the general public won't until tomorrow?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

The movie looked like a teenage edge lord made it from the trailers. It gave me the exact same kind of "oh you're going to fucking hate this" vibe Batman v Superman did, so I don't want to see it.

Simple solution, why chimp out over a bad movie? If it looks like a bad movie don't spend money to see something you probably are just going to hate.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The whole point of Suicide Squad is that it's supposed to be gritty and grimdark. The characters who "join" the Squad are slaves and destined to die.

Then they saw Guardians of the Galaxy and decided it was their iron lung. The movie was doomed to be shit.

 

[FatNero]

How the fuck does studio interference ruin a studio mandated film.

It's not like someone's dream was to make a suicide squad movie, it's a fucking super hero genre film, with quota tested characters and name recognition built for box office sales. Not an indie passion project.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

How the fuck does studio interference ruin a studio mandated film.

It's not like someone's dream was to make a suicide squad movie, it's a fucking super hero genre film, with quota tested characters and name recognition built for box office sales. Not an indie passion project.

Comic book geeks are under the delusion that corporations are interested in something other than sales

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

I don't know why Hot Topic: The Movie has gotten so many people this excited, gotta be honest.

Spoiler: tits

There's a reason she was the main focus of the movie's marketing campaign. Thirsty nerds are gonna thirst.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

I dont get it, what does Bailey Jay have to do with superhero movies?

 

[Cubanodun]

Just watch the superior version and be happy

 

[Donald Duck]

Why are DC animated movies good but their life action movies suck?

Because Zack Snyder isn't involved with them in any way shape or form.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Just watch the superior version and be happy

I've read spoilers and it seems they've borrowed a couple of things from that movie.

Will confirm tomorrow when I see it.

 

[Somar]

Why are DC animated movies good but their life action movies suck?

When the Lego Batman Movie looks leagues better than any of the recent live action stuff you know you've fucked up.

 

[Grog]

 

[Major Asshole]

Why are DC animated movies good but their life action movies suck?

Because Zack Snyder thinks that dark colours and angst automatically makes a film engaging and relatable.

Back on topic, though, do these comic book fantards realise that critical opinions, though useful in some cases to get an idea of how well a film is received, ultimately don't mean shit? If you like a movie, you like a movie. That's it. No one in film criticism, whether it be the late Roger Ebert or that one faggot on IMDB who rates every DC film a perfect 10 before it even comes out, should change that. Maybe they can expose you to a different point of view, but that should be the end of it.

I for one still plan on seeing the film because I am intrigued by the concept of a team of anti-heroes. I might find it lackluster, but at the end of the day, I've still witnessed it for myself and drawn my own conclusions.

 

[Donald Duck]

My god that actually reads like something Chris would write.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

My god that actually reads like something Chris would write.

Only difference is there are people supporting it in droves.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I don't know why, but every time I see this version of The Joker I have flashbacks of Batman and Robin.

I'm feeling so triggered, can someone please give me a consent hug?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I don't know why, but every time I see this version of The Joker I have flashbacks of Batman and Robin.

I'm feeling so triggered, can someone please give me a consent hug?

I can't give you a consent hug but I can tell you that apparently DC has decided that Harley should be in a lesbian relationship with Poison Ivy. And also Deadpool.