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Goddamn Dyl sunlight is not your friend. He is ageing worse than DSP.
Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.
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Dylan Mulvaney looks like someone described Audrey Hepburn to a serial killer and he tried to recreate her using corpse parts from a 14 year old boy and a catcher's mitt.
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My experience with Lamas and 'Pacas has been entirely negative. They're horrific creatures, not the friendly, fun loving fluff balls you'd imagine from a picture.
They're bad tempered and spit at you and they'll attempt to eat your clothing if not closely watched.
They're oversized goats and seem to be dim witted, not as much as a troon, but still. This doesn't detract from their cunning though.
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@Balr0g and @Procrastinhater I will continue to picture an elderly monk spitting on Dylan before kicking him to death even if you edit for spelling.
@NoReturn perhaps the embrace of warm water is the closest approximation to loving touch that he can get.
@NoReturn perhaps the embrace of warm water is the closest approximation to loving touch that he can get.
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The funniest part is the arrogant mongoloids in charge at AB could have prevented a good deal of this fall out if they apologized early on. "We're sorry, as a company, sometimes we want to try new things, but this one didn't work." or whatever. There still would have been a boycott, but not a company destroying one. But these assholes never learn, they are never wrong, they never take criticism.
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Regarding the news that Costco is setting up to dump Bud Light from its shelves, it needs to be noted that this has nothing to do with Costco taking a stand vis-à-vis the controversy. Quite simply, the shit's just not selling, which is anathema to Costco's operating model. Costco functions via a very unique structure, where their buyers secure massive purchase orders of products (at lower wholesale pricing) that are proven winners among consumers. That way, they're dealing with a popular product that they KNOW they'll move a lot of. The goal is to provide their paid membership holders the lowest possible prices, since the membership dues are where they really make their money. The attractiveness of hefty quantity for less is their way of enticing new members into the fold, which equals profit on their end.
Costco is a phenomenal retail partner for anyone to have, since they are able to sell tremendous quantities of your product efficiently. For AB/BL to lose them, it's really fucking catastrophic. It will absolutely accelerate the decline. Costco had no intention of making any sort of social statement with this move, yet that's what inevitably (and subtly) happened. Them opting out of restocking speaks volumes.
And fucking LOL at some of the copes in the coverage. "B-b-but, maybe it's only seasonal!"
Bud Light Lime and Bud Light Orange are the seasonal offerings, not the flagship brew with the blue label. That was their year-round best seller, and it bodes horrendously for AB when a retail giant nopes the fuck out. "Maybe it's so they can introduce a new club size larger than 2 12-packs?" Bigger cases of something that's not even selling? lolwut. And it's not like Costco stocks multiple sizes/consistencies of the same item.
This company/brand has rendered itself into a spooked confusion, too impotent and feeble to commit one way or another on any course of action, and are thus in a state of petrified immobility. And the fact that they're destroying themselves *OVER A FUCKING TROON* makes this whole situation nothing short of delicious. Good going, Dylan!
Costco is a phenomenal retail partner for anyone to have, since they are able to sell tremendous quantities of your product efficiently. For AB/BL to lose them, it's really fucking catastrophic. It will absolutely accelerate the decline. Costco had no intention of making any sort of social statement with this move, yet that's what inevitably (and subtly) happened. Them opting out of restocking speaks volumes.
And fucking LOL at some of the copes in the coverage. "B-b-but, maybe it's only seasonal!"
Bud Light Lime and Bud Light Orange are the seasonal offerings, not the flagship brew with the blue label. That was their year-round best seller, and it bodes horrendously for AB when a retail giant nopes the fuck out. "Maybe it's so they can introduce a new club size larger than 2 12-packs?" Bigger cases of something that's not even selling? lolwut. And it's not like Costco stocks multiple sizes/consistencies of the same item.
This company/brand has rendered itself into a spooked confusion, too impotent and feeble to commit one way or another on any course of action, and are thus in a state of petrified immobility. And the fact that they're destroying themselves *OVER A FUCKING TROON* makes this whole situation nothing short of delicious. Good going, Dylan!
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That's what silly little women do, isn't it? Sit in the bath and pamper themselves for hours on end? And Dylan is nothing if he isn't a silly little woman.
Looks like Serious Dylan has left the building, and Misogynist Drag Queen Dylan is back.
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This sounds as if they all went to the DSP school of business. Or they are simply afraid of a lowering ESG score because then they loose access to easy money
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It's the one thing he gets right. They're fucking awesome.
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Why is he taking a bath while hanging out with a gay guy and wearing a wig, earrings and a full face of makeup? Did he run a bath just so they could do a TikTok together? Was he in the bath hoping to seduce Chris Olsen? Did Chris pop by on a surprise visit and Dylan has no boundaries? I have so many questions.
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Bubble baths are actually bad for most women due to the increased risk of yeast infections and and UTIs. They kill good vaginal bacteria and make infections more likely. Certainly most women would only do them every now and then, not literally every day like Dyl apparently does.
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Looks like Mulvaney's returned to the US and rocked a see-through dress that women regularly wear to fancy events.
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Dylan isn't a woman, though, and he still has his dick, so no problems with baths daily. Unlike most MTF Troons, he actually bathes regularly, probably because he's a gay man, not a virgin autistic coomer.
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Clever dress. Shaping by illusion.
An appropriate choice for Dylan.
An appropriate choice for Dylan.
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Lol is he at the point where his nipples need to be censored? Is it because they've transitioned from male to female and now need to be covered? This situation is so absurd that my brain is tying itself into knots.
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He's so fucking manly that even with the pattern, and even at an angle his dorito-shaped torso and linebacker shoulders are all I can see.
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I wouldn't call him manly
but there's certainly nothing female about him. He looks like an anachan male twink.
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