Baldur's Gate III Announced - ...and it's coming to Google Stadia and PC

I might've been willing to give this game a chance if they just called it what it is; Divinity III but I more or less noped the fuck out the very instant the NPC roster dropped.

Seriously if you take one look at this game and think it's Baldur's Gate in any capacity you're either out of your mind or a Zoom-Zoom who heard of Baldur's Gate all of last week and are net larping as a classic CRPG fan.
 
How controversial it is to dislike turn-based and want the Space pause system instead
It's not the popular opinion that's for sure. A little less 'clean' compared to turn based and not as good for cooperative multiplayer. I am 100% with you though, There's something I really like about the agency you get from real time with pause.
 
i didnt mention trannys or /v/?

im sure you loved divinity 1 and 2 and heckin cant wait for the third installment but i liked baldurs gate 1 and 2 and would like a third one if theyre gonna name it that.
"Reddit humor" and "modernization of morality" are Shazamtranny talking points. They're clutching their pearls because there's a joke scene about fucking a bear in the trailer. You haven't played the game; where have you gotten your opinion from then?

Also Baldur's Gate 1 + 2 are reddit as hell humor wise. "Giant space hamster"? "Golden pantaloons"? BG3 EA only has a few jokes, like the gnome you can send flying from the windmill. There isn't even much party banter compared to something like Wrath of the Righteous. You've been baited by outrage-manufacturing discord trannies.
 
"Reddit humor" and "modernization of morality" are Shazamtranny talking points. They're clutching their pearls because there's a joke scene about fucking a bear in the trailer. You haven't played the game; where have you gotten your opinion from then?

Also Baldur's Gate 1 + 2 are reddit as hell humor wise. "Giant space hamster"? "Golden pantaloons"? BG3 EA only has a few jokes, like the gnome you can send flying from the windmill. There isn't even much party banter compared to something like Wrath of the Righteous. You've been baited by outrage-manufacturing discord trannies.
given the fact you cant stop talking about whatever a shazamtranny is i assume your too young to have played the originals and instead enjoyed the enhanced editions. was dragonspear your favorite out of all of them? let me guess your favorite character is one of the beamdog originals.

my opinion is from reading this thread and watching videos they put out themselves. the combat is divinity. the characters are insufferable. what does this game have to do with baldurs gate 1 or 2? a developer that gets mad at its players for choosing the wrong characters certainly doesnt reveal a telling worldview that has ruined other franchises.

just because you spend all your time on 4chan and in discord with trannies doesnt mean everyone else does. but it likely explains your tastes and how easy it is for you to wave away gay bear fucking as just a joke bro.
 
The combat mostly revolves around managing persistent damage zones, which is frequently annoying.
And keeping both magical and physical damage options made less sense than just powering through by focusing on overewhelming damage in one type.
Necrofire was a bitch to remove but so easy to create.
 
given the fact you cant stop talking about whatever a shazamtranny is i assume your too young to have played the originals and instead enjoyed the enhanced editions. was dragonspear your favorite out of all of them? let me guess your favorite character is one of the beamdog originals.

my opinion is from reading this thread and watching videos they put out themselves. the combat is divinity. the characters are insufferable. what does this game have to do with baldurs gate 1 or 2? a developer that gets mad at its players for choosing the wrong characters certainly doesnt reveal a telling worldview that has ruined other franchises.

just because you spend all your time on 4chan and in discord with trannies doesnt mean everyone else does. but it likely explains your tastes and how easy it is for you to wave away gay bear fucking as just a joke bro.
Your complaints have legitimacy. I think they would have been better off if they had just said it's a game in the forgotten realms instead of calling it BG3. Making Divinity OS 3 "Baldur's Gate 3" just had a simple purpose though the DnD lore is pretty neat.

Personally I just like it because this game looks AAA and god Divinity OS 1 and 2 were so fugly looking. We were never getting a real Baldur's Gate 3 because Real Time With Pause was a pain in the ass and that Turn Based gives way for Co-Op is neat.

As for the infamous choosing the wrong character I am so rolling with a Human Male.
 
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Personally I just like it because this game looks AAA and god Divinity OS 1 and 2 were so fugly looking.
I can't see any meaningful visual difference between BG3 and DOS2. They even reuse UI elements. I guess the biggest difference is the battle arena isn't always covered in fire or acid.
 
I can't see any meaningful visual difference between BG3 and DOS2. They even reuse UI elements. I g uess the biggest difference is the battle arena isn't always covered in fire or acid.
DOS 2 looks MOBA like to me. BG3 immerses me more because I can zoom in and appreciate that they've got high quality models.

And the big difference is that now they're doing a Bioware/Telltale thing where the conversations are cinematically paced. Like the last story sequence they showed off, the one where you convince the crazy Shar doctor to kill his nurse minions and then proceeds to kill himself. I'm excited to play sequences like that.
Starts at the 7 hour mark.
 
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For this to be worthy of the BG name, your companions have to interact and bicker naturalistically. You shouldn't notice their banter dialogue trees, or how they are being triggered.

The only modern game that comes close is The Outer Worlds, but companion dialogue is so gauche, so over-the-top Twitter posting for the most part, that you end up laughing at the whole shitshow rather than with the intended humour. I end up feeling arrogantly superior playing The Outer Worlds, rather than invested in anything going on, and entertain myself by gaslighting my hideous companions into making terrible choices because they are so very awful as people.
 
DOS 2 looks MOBA like to me. BG3 immerses me more because I can zoom in and appreciate that they've got high quality models.

And the big difference is that now they're doing a Bioware/Telltale thing where the conversations are cinematically paced. Like the last story sequence they showed off, the one where you convince the crazy Shar doctor to kill his nurse minions and then proceeds to kill himself. I'm excited to play sequences like that.
Starts at the 7 hour mark.


DOS 2, looks like shit, just like League of Legends, literally want to tear out my eyes.

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Baldur's Gate 3, a revolution in graphics, radical upgrade in visual fidelity, elf tits look so much better when you zoom in:

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I might've been willing to give this game a chance if they just called it what it is; Divinity III but I more or less noped the fuck out the very instant the NPC roster dropped.

Seriously if you take one look at this game and think it's Baldur's Gate in any capacity you're either out of your mind or a Zoom-Zoom who heard of Baldur's Gate all of last week and are net larping as a classic CRPG fan.
its a tumblr parody of a game set in a D&D setting. Romances in games are ok but not when they are too busy finishing the faggot fetish alphabet to finish their story. Wasn't it something about stopping the mindflayers? From actual gameplay you could have guessed it was about tumblr fanfiction infighting with an insane focus on forced fetish romances and you'd be correct.

Maybe the mindflayers killed the writers and assumed their identities? Anyway the Mindflayers seem to have won and shattered the 4th wall IRL. The niggers (developers) at Larian had it coming. They spent at least a year of development with every update being about the romances instead of finishing the story first. As far as I care, they never left the first area after the tutorial with the level cap still being level 6 and still want to charge full price for a glorified demo after 3 years lmao.

Did anyone document the "under construction" Live action cutscenes from the end of the playable story at any given point? I just remember them LARPing in some knight cosplay and carrying some bricks around in front of a green screen. While telling you that you can't go any further when you got to the dwarven stronghold in the underdark. Larian is truly a lolcow developer.

 
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Also, I've been noticing that Larian is really adamant with using that gay twink elf vampire in their marketing. Is it just me or does the gay vampire elf look like the type of character you would see in a yaoi manga? He does look and act like the type of character that fujoshi's would flock to.
I am late asf, but ironic you mention the twink looking like fujobait given that Tumblr fujoshits and their other social media equivalents had a nuclear meltdown when it was revealed the elf twink was a slave owner or something similar lol
 
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If i remember right, because i sure Larian don't, the game begin with you having a brain eating worm in your brain and trying to get it out before you become a space DMCA monster.

But hey, having buttsex with a bear take priority over it, i guess.

And yes, BG3 definitety looks like an "AAA Game" - bugged, ugly and unfinished after year of fucking nothing with shit you don't asked for.
 
Wasn't it something about stopping the mindflayers? From actual gameplay you could have guessed it was about tumblr fanfiction infighting with an insane focus on forced fetish romances and you'd be correct.
Isn't this the only approved Fantasy setting ever since Game of Thrones? Step 1 make some big outside threat. Step 2, ignore it until the endgame while focusing on shitty politics, faggots and cuck fetish.
 
its a tumblr parody of a game set in a D&D setting. Romances in games are ok but not when they are too busy finishing the faggot fetish alphabet to finish their story. Wasn't it something about stopping the mindflayers? From actual gameplay you could have guessed it was about tumblr fanfiction infighting with an insane focus on forced fetish romances and you'd be correct.

Maybe the mindflayers killed the writers and assumed their identities? Anyway the Mindflayers seem to have won and shattered the 4th wall IRL. The niggers (developers) at Larian had it coming. They spent at least a year of development with every update being about the romances instead of finishing the story first. As far as I care, they never left the first area after the tutorial with the level cap still being level 6 and still want to charge full price for a glorified demo after 3 years lmao.
That is one of my main problems with this game. Larian is focusing too much on the superficial shit like romances. Compare Baldur's Gate 3 development and marketing to Starfield's. With Starfield Todd Howard and the other devs have mostly talked about exploration and the adventure you will be going on in Starfield. Gives you a sense that the main selling feature of that game is exploration. With Baldur's Gate 3 it seems the main selling feature for the game is the romances. Which would be fine if the game was a dating sim but it isn't. Baldur's Gate and the other D&D games are games famous for their writing and dialogue. RPG games that made you feel like you were playing at a table. I get why they are doing this. They want to make the game more appealing to a female audience but I feel like Larian is brushing over what is suppose to be important in a Baldur's Gate game. I mean, I had to go searching for articles when it came about the story and gameplay yet Larian just keeps hyping the romances in all their dev shows. That kind of tells you of where their priorities were.
I am late asf, but ironic you mention the twink looking like fujobait given that Tumblr fujoshits and their other social media equivalents had a nuclear meltdown when it was revealed the elf twink was a slave owner or something similar lol
LMAO! "It is okay for the fujoshi vampire to kill and drink the blood of men, women and children for subsidence and pleasure but how dare he own slaves!" :story:
Isn't this the only approved Fantasy setting ever since Game of Thrones? Step 1 make some big outside threat. Step 2, ignore it until the endgame while focusing on shitty politics, faggots and cuck fetish.
Yes. It's has been that way with fantasy books for the past decade now. From what I've learned from writer Larry Correia is that there are a lot of fantasy writers that don't ape off Game of Thrones, however, many publishers won't let their stories see the light of day because they are all chasing for that new Game of Thrones and still see the GoT formula as popular. As such only books that are GoT-like get published and since the GoT setting is the only setting that publishers will bother with this has a domino effect on other areas in the entertainment industry like video games where the only fantasy setting they will do is GoT-like.
 
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