Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 98 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.5%

  • Total voters
    393
Plus, the call in guest didn't follow up with any questions. Nick adamantly states that he nor Kayla have ever had sex with a black person. The proper next question is, "did you have sex with another race then?"
Nick is the kind of person who would rationalize "well technically we had sex with a jamaican, not a black person, as in, an african american in that way, you know, so technically I didn't lie"
 
I wonder who between Spectre and Camelot has lower IQ. They are two of the dumbest motherfuckers in Nick's orbit who make Drex look like a normal human but I genuinely can't tell which of these hazardous retards is a bigger liability.
Specktree. Crayon-eater who could barely drive trucks for the muhreens and got discharged as E-3. He's a perpetually unemployed welfare leach, has been an illegal squatter in an abandoned home, is a petty crook, and his biggest ambition in life is to be Nicky Balldo's head jannie. Coomalot at least got to run a Gamestop in Alabama, built a Youtube channel around it, and isn't a net drain on society since he just wants to have sex with trailer trash wine moms and Nick Rekieta.
I remain of the opinion that the only people they managed to cuck each other with are other dumpy white middle-aged swingers at "Hedo".
Which increases the odds that Coomalot either cucked Nick or fucked Nick in Vegas when the three shared a hotel room.
 
The Cucks aren't the neocons, but conservatives who were fooled into putting the Neocons into power. The neocons make love to the globohomo world order instead of the constituents they're supposed to be beholden to thereby making their constituents into cucks for voting them into power.
This is woke as fuck we need you in Congress
 
Drexel was head of a swingers group called the Super Smash Bros. from 2005/2006 until (at least) October 2020.

What a peculiar thing to say. I have no experience with swingers and swinging aside from the little bit that I've read, but I've never seen any reference to them having either names or a formal heirarchy.

How do you get to be the 'head' of such a group? Is it an elected position? Does one just assume the role through the doctrine of Divine Right of Kangs?

And who on earth would join a swingers group called SuperSmashBros? Sounds like a total sausage-fest to me. Perhaps this was something Drex organized so him and his buds could run trains on degenerate white women, which isn't exactly swinging per se, but it is something Drex has talked about a lot.

Remember, it's not gay if the balls don't touch.
 
Nick is the kind of person who would rationalize "well technically we had sex with a jamaican, not a black person, as in, an african american in that way, you know, so technically I didn't lie"
Probably, but it's my understanding that the resort is for rich (and mostly white) people to get their freak on, and any Jamaicans would constitute staff. I think @AnOminous made a joke months ago about the poor wage slaves that have to clean up after the horrendous mess they make.
 
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What a peculiar thing to say. I have no experience with swingers and swinging aside from the little bit that I've read, but I've never seen any reference to them having either names or a formal heirarchy.

How do you get to be the 'head' of such a group? Is it an elected position? Does one just assume the role through the doctrine of Divine Right of Kangs?

And who on earth would join a swingers group called SuperSmashBros? Sounds like a total sausage-fest to me. Perhaps this was something Drex organized so him and his buds could run trains on degenerate white women, which isn't exactly swinging per se, but it is something Drex has talked about a lot.

Remember, it's not gay if the balls don't touch.
Sounds like pornbrained fantasy as Drexel is a coping nigger with zero game; calling his "group" the SuperSmashBros tells me that were they to exist, they would neither shower nor get any pussy.

At least he got the grooming part of the Smash bros community right, so that's something.
 
Note : We're now at the part of Nick's story where he's explaining his creepy sex kinks to a CGI turkey.
Wake me when we get to the part he doesn't pay his traffic ticket, his license is suspended, and he tells the next cop that pulls him over that he's only "traveling" in his Mustang. Nick's obstinance seems to be getting worse.
 
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aCompleteRandom​
When you try to use "parasocial" as a word, you're talking about using language as a control. That's marxist. I preexist this idea of "parasocial". I come from a time of usenets and UBBs. Having a relationship with your userbase is what creates your userbase. You're spouting not just marxist bullshit, but old media bullshit. Fuck you and everything you stand for, fag.
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Wikipedia is shit, but it's a great starting point to start your own understanding journey.​

Consider this, aCompleteRandom:
> You are afraid of being inflicted with something which you've felt the symptoms of .
> You double down on it under false intellectualism and deride detractors ("incel prudes", "noseguards").
> You look for the approval of someone capable of voicing the excuses you are unable to articulate.
> You parrot digested explanations approved by the Leader of your tribe to virtue-signal your allegiance.

In other words, you suffer from E-Daddy Syndrome.
A negative side-effect from
Parasocial Interactions, in a nutshell.

Like a-log close-caption generator TiC -now with a Youtube channel-.
Like cleverer-than-thou 'Chaos Enjoyer' Cynthia Behave -also with an interest in YouTube channels-.

Observe that this applies to every single member of the tribe.
'Antitribes' such as TiC and Cynthia are the other side of the same coin.
Like every single modern terminally online LOCALS/Discord individual out there, Kalea or not.

Take note that this is something not even Rekieta himself truly understands,
But wants to take the full benefit from it, consequences be damned.
After all, by his own words, he modeled himself after Howard Stern.

Regardless of the generation we individually belong, all of us growing in front of a screen
have been engaging in parasocial interactions to different degrees.
Radio, TV, PC, Smartphone, what have you.
This is not something that you learn at school.

Or, to phrase it in a complete random way :
I'm educating you, faggot. Stop using words that're beyond your reading comprehension.
 
Like a-log close-caption generator TiC -now with a Youtube channel-.
Like cleverer-than-thou 'Chaos Enjoyer' Cynthia Behave -also with an interest in YouTube channels-.

Observe that this applies to every single member of the tribe.
'Antitribes' such as TiC and Cynthia are the other side of the same coin.
Like every single modern terminally online LOCALS/Discord individual out there, Kalea or not.
Speaking of TiC, the thought occurred to me that when Nick was alleging that KF was fucking with him directly, he could have, with some justification, mentioned TiC.

I base that off the fact that TiC was on here posting screenshots of him trying to get Rekieta's GSG taken down. Or, at least it appeared that way. That is indeed not the Kiwi Way.™

Whereupon Null could have simply retorted that he banned TiC.

But I don't think Nick was talking about TiC. Or even thinking of TiC. He might not even know of TiC. Again, I think he's most mad at @Himedall All-seeing Waifu. Himedall is a gud boi/gurl who did nothing wrong though. Himedall is a good Kiwi.
 
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Nick is the kind of person who would rationalize "well technically we had sex with a jamaican, not a black person, as in, an african american in that way, you know, so technically I didn't lie"

Also, define “sex”. Previously, when a superchatter asked Nick about swinging he replied with phrasing that went something like, his wife had not taken another man’s penis into her vagina & he had not inserted his penis into another woman’s vagina. Such specificity seems almost designed to exclude every other possible sexual scenario.

How do you get to be the 'head' of such a group?

Find a group of white cucks & bpd white hoes. Be a black man who talks about “glazing buns” & “getting toxic”.
 
How do you get to be the 'head' of such a group? Is it an elected position? Does one just assume the role through the doctrine of Divine Right of Kangs?

And who on earth would join a swingers group called SuperSmashBros? Sounds like a total sausage-fest to me.
Drexel's girl "L" coined the name. Drexel has women he knows vouch for him/his crew so they seem less creepy and then they go in later to do the deed.

Probably, but it's my understanding that the resort is for rich (and mostly white) people to get their freak on, and any Jamaicans would constitute staff. I think @AnOminous made a joke months ago about the poor wage slaves that have to clean up after the horrendous mess they make.

The Jamaicans who constitute staff whom the Rekieta's follow on Instagram (images and videos courtesy of @Balldo's Gate ):

Ricardo:


Romaine:

Romaine was in a newspaper in the UK. Unless he's pictured with his wife to advertise for the resort, I doubt that Hedonsim II staff is strictly "look but don't touch" in practice.

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Here is a review that that thanks staff by the names of Ricardo and Romaine for a lapdance.

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It's a good bet that they are as sexually pure as any stripper who needs money. Them being poor makes them more (not less) susceptible to engaging in sexual encounters for money when they work in an inherently sexual context. Not all staff may be up for grabs, but apparently some are hired explicitly for sex appeal (see videos above).

The resort's management or "The Naked Truth About Hedonism II" can officially say no shenanigans between staff and customers, but what actually happens regarding establishments like this is usually a very different story (whether the staff is on/off the clock).

As a side note, even host clubs in Japan are not exempt from providing extra "customer service", sometimes at no charge, to get repeat business from their wealthy clientele. An example:



To be clear, this doesn't guarantee that Nick and Kayla scored with any of the staff. However, if a self-described "travel/humor book" that has been revised since 1998 is the primary defense, well, it betrays a kind of innocence that I am paradoxically inclined to both preserve and amend. It would be better if people didn't have to be aware of these things, but here we are.
 
Plus, the call in guest didn't follow up with any questions. Nick adamantly states that he nor Kayla have ever had sex with a black person. The proper next question is, "did you have sex with another race then?"
[In the JCS Narrator's voice]

Here, the detectives use what we call an "Alternative Question", this is used to get the suspect to admit to a lesser charge thinking if he admits this, he can deny wrongdoing. What the suspect does not know is that police often use this line of questioning to get their foot in the door.
 
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