Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
Giving animals away for free is /never/ a good idea, especially in the south. Unfortunately there are people who illegally fight dogs and will snatch up free animals to train their canines. This is why every person in the region I'm in right now adamantly insists that those looking to rehome animals charge at least a minimal fee.
I'm in Australia, and have a thing for domestic rats. A lot of us crazy rat ladies keep a close eye on our equivalent of Craigslist for anyone trying to give away their vermin for free. Live feeding is illegal here, but there are sick fucks who get a thrill from feeding other people's pet rats alive to their snakes anyway. People are awful to animals the world over.
 
As a fellow rattie fan, that pisses me right the hell off.

Also, it can do exceptional harm to a snake. It's cruel all the way around. Sure, live feed is a snake's natural diet, but in nature the rat has more options to flee and is less likely to tear a snake to bits because it has zero options to escape like what occurs in an enclosure.

If people are so dead set on feeding live animals to other animals, they should invest in predatory fish and then watch all their money sink into their aquariums. And breed their own feeder fish to prevent infections. Been there, done that, giant pain in the ass, never will do it again.
 
Tuscumbia, Alabama icon "Santa" Barry Cummings passed away a couple days ago. Polissa has painted a portrait of him in his memory

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On the TikTok upload of this picture, she calls Santa her friend. No word if she means the late Barry Cummings or Santa himself. She does love herself some Santa according to her Christmas TikToks about how Santa is totally real, y'all!

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Cummings himself:

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I suppose ministers are okay when they're larping as Santa?
 
Evidently things aren't going well at the Campbell's luxury trailer:

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What does Polissa do? She needs to sell her "art" for the ax throwing league.
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lol you beat me to posting these. Thank you!

Important question: which animal pissed on the pillows? My money is on Gomez.

Heaven forbid that family members want to have summer vacations without Polly and Joh tagging along, fighting and smelling up whatever joint the "family" decides to frolic at. What is even "family" in this case? Tyler and his girlfriend? Samantha and her family? Mamaw wanting peace and quiet for once? Joh has a family unit: Polly and him. And since they're their own family, they aren't obligated to be invited to another family's fun.

Polissa also got her own birthday party already: they went to the fucking axe throwing place! And on her birthday proper! Robin must've taken her given how Joh more or less confirmed that their own car is fucked. Fucks like him don't stop driving without a license just because they don't have license, registration, or insurance.

Polissa has no plumbing or money but wants to throw axes for ???. Definitely not exercise like she claims. Yeah, good luck with that, sweaty.
 
Hilarious. Polissa needs to exercise for, so she's begging for hundreds of dollars for an axe throwing lesson. Isn't there supposed to be this beautiful creek full of endangered amphibians on her 'family land'? What's stopping her from taking a walk late in the afternoon and dangling her feet in the water, and counting how many tiny nibbles she gets on her bare toes? I've never done axe throwing but I have done target archery, and while it's an excellent upper body and co-ordination exercise, there's not much by way of cardio and moving around and getting the blood moving. I suspect axe throwing to be similar in that it's about co-ordination and upper body motion, with very little cardio. Any exercise is grand, but what Polissa needs to be doing right now is moving around. Walking, maybe going for a swim if the weather is as hot and the creek as nice as she says it is. Not spending hundreds of dollars on a niche, specialised sport.

No running water but she's trying to grift money for axe throwing lessons. What's stopping her from painting a target on a tree and chucking her nan's spare hand axe at the thing? Yes, I'm aware that hand axes are generally manufactured with the aim that they'll be used to make kindling, not as throwing weapons, but if you're really into something, you'll make do with what you can get until you can afford something better.

Jo h, you had help until you abused it; "don't bite the hand that feeds you," is what I remember that help saying when you kept running your mouth at it. Also, no one is taking you on holiday because you won't pay your way, you won't work your way, and you are absolutely shit awful company. Who the fuck is going to lay down their hard earned money to shout the pair of you when you are such God awful, useless, obnoxious garbage that treats everyone and everything around them like absolute shit?

I do feel sorry for the pissed on pillow in principle, but seriously, if you have eleven cats in one room, the same room you sleep in, your pillow is going to get pissed on. I have fewer rats with much, much smaller bladders that are only in my room to free range a couple hours every night, but I still have a waterproof mattress protector and a protective pillowcase that goes under the linen in case one of the little vermin decides to make my bed hers forever. Your pillows and mattress should have water proof covers on underneath the linen, even if the best you can do right now is just some plastic rubbish bags. It's uncomfortable, hot and noisy, but you can't sleep on a cat piss soaked mattress, and you certainly can't afford to replace the mattress every week when it invariably gets soiled.

Every time one of these twats complains, it's invariably about something that could be seen coming from a mile off and could have been mitigated or turned aside entirely with a little forethought and planning.

Narcissts are the most brainless fucks alive on the planet. They're always shocked- shocked, I tell you!- when everything goes tits up and all their bad choices and conviction that everything will go completely their way comes back to bite them.
 
Important question: which animal pissed on the pillows? My money is on Gomez.
Could be Gomez; could also be any of the three unaltered females who are going through another heat cycle and stressed out. Frankly, it could be any of them, given how stressful their living situation is.

Heaven forbid that family members want to have summer vacations without Polly and Joh tagging along, fighting and smelling up whatever joint the "family" decides to frolic at.
My "Da fuq?" reaction to that was because even modest vacations cost money, which we know these two retards don't have, and, despite technically being classed as "grown-ass adults," they seem to have expected other family members to foot the entire bill for them to tag along.

It's perfectly fine and good for a family to chip in and pay for well-loved but less-fortunate members to join them and have a good time; that's not the issue. It's that Josh seems to have expected everybody else to invite them along and pay for it all without their having to ask, This, after his throwing tantrums about not getting plumbing repairs done on demand, and Polissa pouting on social media about not getting the expected big birthday bash for her 40th.

These two, while legally classed as competent adults, are in reality two of the whiniest, grabbiest, most entitled snot-nosed brats I've seen, of any age. They are just overgrown children, both mentally and emotionally. They're not even nice children who have bratty moments and the occasional meltdown; they're absolute little shits, the kind who disrupt everything, spoil the fun, and that nobody wants around.

It's really remarkable, how they've grown ever more detestable as their thread has grown. They earned a thread by being shitty people, and they just keep proving over and over again not only how shitty they are, but that they're even shittier than we could have imagined
I'm not complaining, though; it's entertaining as hell.
 
I am personally dying at him bitching about having to stop smoking pot so he can find employment.

Hey Joh, here's your silver lining - you'll save some money with that, and maybe be able to afford to give up some cats to the shelter by paying the shelter fee get some pvc cement to help properly repair the piping system save for your own future vacation get a means of transportation, whether that be a cheap bicycle capable of distance rides, an electric scooter, an e-bike over the course of time or whatever get Nature's Miracle in sufficient quantities to scrub up all the cat piss in La Casa buy a Jimmy Deans Breakfast Bowl so your scrawny diabetic ass can have a meal.
 
Polissa's interested in art? Paper and pencil won't do; she needs an iPad and an art room!

She wants to read? A library card won't work; she needs her own books, a bookshelf, and a dedicated reading space!

That surgery she needs will be taxpayer-funded? But will she have her own private room on a music-free ward?

Birthday is here? A night out for ax-throwing is fine, sure, but where is the car filled with balloons?

Give her a trailer on the vaunted family land? That's something, sure, but is said family also going to fix it up free of charge?

Send her something pre-hysterectomy? Your charity was inadequate; she didn't get the coloring book!

Doctor tells her to exercise? Well, walking is for peons. Where's my $$$ for ax-throwing lessons?

These people are utterly exhausting and next-level ungrateful. They're also completely blind to how repugnant their behavior is. It's maddening just to read about it here; I can't begin to imagine what it's like to deal with in person.

It's like watching an old Warner Bros cartoon. You see that disaster is about to strike, but the character speeds right off the cliff anyway. And they do it over and over and over, every Saturday morning. Polissa and Joh are cartoon characters for adults, pretty much, and they have every bit as much pattern recognition as an animated coyote.
 
I've done axe throwing once before. I'm not an expert obviously, but I can promise you it's markedly less exercise than bowling. There's no run up, and the axe throwing places are terrified of someone getting hurt so the technique is to throw the axe with just the upper arm muscles and a little wrist flick. Mechanically a round of axe throwing is about the same as doing 50 or so tricep pushdowns-- either one handed or two handed depending on how you prefer to throw-- using a 2lb camping axe as weight. Healthwise, about the only thing it'll give you is shoulder pain from repetitive stress injury.

I'd love for Polly's family to sit her down and just be upfront about all the free shit she's asking for from them: "on a scale from running water to axe throwing, how important is this free vacation to you?" Does she honestly think she's entitled to be fully financed by her family: from home repairs to entertainment? I mean, obviously she does. But does she honestly have any conception of how much total cash she's asking for from her family?
 
they seem to have expected other family members to foot the entire bill for them to tag along.
even if they were good company, and could pay, it makes no sense to me that they'd be invited.

i don't throw a fit every time my family members go on holiday cos i wasn't invited. and i've never invited a family member on holiday. we've rarely had large gatherings on trips away for big birthdays, weddings and the like. i'd be gutted not to be invited to those, devastated really, but i'm expected to pay my way and see this as the norm. it doesn't sound like it was such a trip. sometimes a couple of us plan a trip together and no one throws a fit when we don't invite the entire family.

occasionally family members have stepped up to help out when someone couldn't afford to attend otherwise (some trips involve hefty air fares) but these are people in good standing who would be sorely missed at important family events.

its just weird. who invites all their family on every holiday? but this is Po' and Jo and they expect everyone they know who does anything enjoyable to invite them for free with no concept of the amount of labour that's required to even afford a short trip to somewhere close by.

lol at po grifting for axe throwing, cos her doc says she needs to exercise. do you know what would count as exercise for you Polly? DIY on the trailer, get off your ass and make your home habitable, engage muscles and burn calories in the process. win win.
 
Poor Pissa and Joh! Now that the adults have forgotten to take them with them on vacation, who will defend them in their tub trailer when Joe Pesci and that other guy will come along to burgle then?

Home Alone 3 is going to be the weirdest (and smelliest) movie of the trilogy.

Edit: Furthermore, how idiotic do you have to be to talk about smoking weed on open social media when you need to pass a drug test? Now I don't think that Joh is qualified to work for anybody but the most desperate employer, but if he would ever try to get anything above minimum wage, one quick look at Joh's social media activity would dissuade anybody from hiring him.
 
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a question about if they did take a trip occurred to me. who the fuck would look after the cats? not the family i take it. they couldn't afford a pet sitter and if they tried to get one who came to the trailer they'd probably contact animal welfare services straight away.

they'd probably just leave them with a fuckton of food and water and the stinky litter trays they are for some unfathomable reason averse to. likely with no AC on, no windows open.

i doubt it would occur to them til the last minute and then they'd moan about how its someone else's fault their pets would be even more uncared for than usual.

if you have a large number of animals you either need to accept holidays aren't a thing for you anymore or have extremely trustworthy and reliable support.
 
I only have one cat and I don't take vacations anymore. The last time I went away it was only for two nights and it cost me almost $200 to board her where my vet recommended.

The entitlement of these two really blows my mind. I'm assuming it's Joh's family that isn't taking them on vacation since they were bitching about it to Pissa's family? I can't remember his brother's name or I'd go digging in his Facebook to see where they're going.
 
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