Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

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This might genuinely be the most fucktarded move Ethan Ralph has EVER pulled.

Cheating on Nora and losing out on having a genuine loving doctor wife? That's bad.
Knocking up Faith Vickers? Also bad.
Knocking up Meigh Morris? Awful fucking decision.
Marrying Meigh Morris? Incredibly stupid.
Wasting time and money in court despite being btfo time and time again? Not a fault exclusive to Ralph.
Burning bridges with his internet friends over stupid shit? Really fucking stupid since he has no friends IRL, but that's survivable.

But this? Directly shitting where you eat? Doxing high ranking members of AF, closer to Nick Fuentes than you could ever dream of being in your current state? Doxing the private event you were invited to because someone told you to sober up? Getting your channel and primary source of income banned because of all this?

There's nowhere else for Ralph to run, he's all alone now. No wife, no children, no fans, no friends, no platform, no source of income.

Fuck 5 bar days, forget 6, this is a 10 bar fuck-it-all type night. Where does he even go from here? Ralph wouldn't last a day working at the most rundown country ghetto Walmart with how fucking bad his ODD is.
 
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Neil said:
This might genuinely be the most fucktarded move Ethan Ralph has EVER pulled.

Cheating on Nora and losing out on having a genuine loving doctor wife? That's bad.
Knocking up Faith Vickers? Also bad.
Knocking up Meigh Morris? Awful fucking decision.
Marrying Meigh Morris? Incredibly stupid.
Wasting time and money in court despite being btfo time and time again? Not a fault exclusive to Ralph.
Burning bridges with his internet friends over stupid shit? Really fucking stupid since he has no friends IRL, but that's survivable.

But this? Directly shitting where you eat? Doxing high ranking members of AF, closer to Nick Fuentes than you could ever dream of being in your current state? Doxing the private event you were invited to because someone told you to sober up? Getting your channel and primary source of income banned because of all this?

There's nowhere else for Ralph to run, he's all alone now. No wife, no children, no fans, no friends, no platform, no source of income.

Fuck 5 bar days, forget 6, this is a 10 bar fuck-it-all type night. Where does he even go from here? Ralph wouldn't last a day working at the most rundown country ghetto Walmart with how fucking bad his ODD is.
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That fat faggot Vickers is going to have a fucking field day with this. Wouldn't be surprised to see Harry getting in on the guffaws either
Ralph is gonna be hollerin for a good fucking while, and it's all his fault. This stupid fucking hick couldn't bite his tongue or learn self control, now he's paying for it
 
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All of this could have been avoided if Ralph had just learned and accepted the lesson that sometimes in life you have to eat shit.

This man is almost 40 years old and still hasn't gotten it through his head that sometimes people are going to say shit you don't like in life, and when those people are the ones literally in control of how you make a living, it's best to just grit your teeth and bear it rather than going scorched earth and ruining your life.
 
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Reminder...When Fuentes KNEW Smiley at the age of 15 was being groomed by Ali Akbar a 30 year old Indian Gay Pedophile he said "Well Smiley knew better."

Imagine blaming a child for being groomed by a pedophile.

Fuentes deserves the gunting he's getting. Everyone that supports nick deserves their dox. They own it. You fucking creeps.
 
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BeanRespecter said:
Reminder...When Fuentes KNEW Smiley at the age of 15 was being groomed by Ali Akbar a 30 year old Indian Gay Pedophile he said "Well Smiley knew better."

Imagine blaming a child for being groomed by a pedophile.

Fuentes deserves the gunting he's getting. Everyone that supports nick deserves their dox. They own it. You fucking creeps.
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And he's STILL shielding Ali, too, if I remember right
 
It’s official. I am entertained.

Ralph, you got more you haven’t unloaded yet on Nick. I know you’ve got more Capitalize; tonight is your night to burn it all down and take a chunk out of Nick.

It’s your night; so empty the gas cans, don’t hold back. Burn it fucking down.
 
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I can't believe that Nick not wanting Ralph to be drunk and pilled off his ass at his event is what set Ralph off. This is the behavior that you see from addicts who are past the point of no return. The demand that they have to be sober for a few hours is a great insult to them. EIther way this is quite funny. Looking forward to the back and forth between Ralph and the groypers.
 
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Neil said:
All of this could have been avoided if Ralph had just learned and accepted the lesson that sometimes in life you have to eat shit.
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This, like many of Ralph's problems, could've been avoided if he had done nothing. Now he's stuck in America with no source of streaming income and the only thing he has to show for it is a serving.
 
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BeanRespecter said:
Reminder...When Fuentes KNEW Smiley at the age of 15 was being groomed by Ali Akbar a 30 year old Indian Gay Pedophile he said "Well Smiley knew better."

Imagine blaming a child for being groomed by a pedophile.

Fuentes deserves the gunting he's getting. Everyone that supports nick deserves their dox. They own it. You fucking creeps.
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I'm pretty sure I heard Andrew Anglin saying something similar about some 14 year old mexcian girl who got trafficked to the US. Fuck Victim blaming
 
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I'm glad I picked tonight to visit the Farms. I eagerly await tubby's meltdown when he finds out his main source of income has just been kneecapped.
Will any of his former paypigs even follow him to a new platform? I imagine most of them were Fuentes cocksuckers and will refuse to give him any more money after this hollerin'.
 
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I can't believe that Nick not wanting Ralph to be drunk and pilled off his ass at his event is what set Ralph off. This is the behavior that you see from addicts who are past the point of no return. The demand that they have to be sober for a few hours is a great insult to them. EIther way this is quite funny. Looking forward to the back and forth between Ralph and the groypers.
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He didn't want to get big leagued by that little twerp, that's all. Any suggestion that Ralph is doing something wrong is a grievous insult to his person
 
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