Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

What is more likely?

  • Ethan Ralph becoming an astronaut. 🚀

    Votes: 546 79.8%
  • Nicholas J. Fuentes convertirse en la presidente. 🏳️‍⚧️

    Votes: 138 20.2%

  • Total voters
    684
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Real shame he couldn't do a live stream to reap his reward tonight. Is it because he's too obviously wasted?
That plus his face is covered with scabs and he’s too ashamed to show it.
Mostly I don't think he could figure out how to set up on another platform on the fly from his Motel 8 room. Ralph never plans his bridge bombings very well from a financial perspective.
Isn’t his flight back to Mexico tomorrow? Assuming he’s not too wasted to make it, what’s he coming ‘home’ to? A rented cubicle that’s no doubt trashed, no truck, no wife, no kid, and now no income source (or prospects) either. His cozy channel was all he had left. Now he has NOTHING. Wonder when that reality will sink into his wet brain?
 
The "Ralph" is a real housewife thing under the reality tv category trend.
This is even funnier. God intervened to make sure that Ralph gets the biggest dopamine inducing ego boost possible by making a completely unrelated ‘Ralph’ trend at the same time as this shitshow.

Anyone who says God doesn’t have a sense of humor just doesn’t understand his divine comedy.
 
It's even funnier when you remember that Nick went to war against Metokur in order to defend Ralph's dignity, and in that single stream Fuentes lost the entirety of Jim's fanbase, humiliated himself, gave us magnificent clips like "criminals are based" and "hitler 1, 2 and 3"...
All of that to get betrayed by the drunken pig, couldn't be me.

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So what kind of diary entry should expect on his blog tomorrow?

This is even funnier. God intervened to make sure that Ralph gets the biggest dopamine inducing ego boost possible by making a completely unrelated ‘Ralph’ trend at the same time as this shitshow.

Anyone who says God doesn’t have a sense of humor just doesn’t understand his divine comedy.
When an algo is alogging you, that should be a sign you are one truly pathetic human being.
 
I actually assumed that might be how Twitter categorizes someone like Ethan Ralph under trends, until it was pointed out that Ralph is some character on a real house wives show that was on tonight.

I'm sure Ralph is trending in lots of curated feeds of people on twitter who follow the sektor. However, I do read (not follow) similar accounts and he isn't trending anywhere on mine but more relevant he's not trending anywhere in the top 50 of the general (USA) twitter trends in the last three hours.
I don't follow much sektor shit on twitter. My only sektor adjacent follow is Turkey Tom. I literally found out today that I blocked kinochet months ago because I clicked on a trend and also because he's an annoying retard. I mostly follow sports shit on my twitter because nerds on here and the fediverse don't talk about sports, but he did appear for a bit on my trending feed today. It was only somthing like 1000+ tweets, but that's pretty impressive for someone as irrelevant as Ethan. I have to give him his props that he got a lot more people than usual talking about him.
I also saw Pusha T was trending with like 50k tweets because apparently a bot farm decided to dis him with thousands of accounts. So yeah, he wants to make it seem like he was super relevant, but it mostly shows you the approximate size of the Ralph.
 
How can you be so fucking Toxic you get kicked out of a movement who openly shielded some creepy weirdo asking minors for nudes.

How can you be a bigger PR poison than that guy?

If your life comes to a point where you losing the one single support structure that's pretty much preventing you from going homeless in a foreign country a second before you get buried in legal fees, has everyone celebrating, you really need to rethink your life choices.

How can you be so fucking retarded you out-retard your own A-logs going full retard handing you free W's before?

and this dumbass still has the pride to blame anyone else but himself over this shit?

This guy would be kicked out of a homeless camp, there's literally no bridge this fucking retard is not willing to burn.

mostly every other lolcow before Ralph eventually come to the realization that they're being retarded and they eventually either go offline or find a way to hide their retard power level.

But Ralph just goes on and on and on and on

Ralph is the fucking Broly of lolcows, only Chris Chan doing the fusion dance with Terry Davis could stop him. But Terry is dead and CWC is retired, Ralph is just fucked.

He'll soon lose whatever sanity is left and will just start firing ki blasts from his Gunt while screaming nothing but MEDICARE!
 
>invite a pet lolcow into your home
>shocked when it shits on the carpet
A truly unpredictable series of events.
If only someone had warned Nick *sigh*
Nick isn't actually a political figure, he doesn't want to make a point for himself. He's one of those people that just says and does shit that sounds cool and contrarian by impulse.
also sick name :story:
 
It's even funnier when you remember that Nick went to war against Metokur in order to defend Ralph's dignity, and in that single stream Fuentes lost the entirety of Jim's fanbase, humiliated himself, gave us magnificent clips like "criminals are based" and "hitler 1, 2 and 3"...
All of that to get betrayed by the drunken pig, couldn't be me.

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"There it is."
 
So what kind of diary entry should expect on his blog tomorrow?
His Magnum Opus.
Ralph's mind is so basic you can make a good prediction: he will write about how he is a self made man, how he "created" everyone in the sektur that is now mocking him, how no one is loyal (remembering gator, nick, pantsu, etc) and how he from the beggining used Nick Fuentes, the fact that his name was a trend tonight is surely an ego boost, that will make him say something like "I'm a household name" and will mock Fuentes for not even trending, he will probably end comparing himself to some old celebrity or fictional character.
 
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