Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

[Alabama Gamer]

How long is it going to take for him to get no-knocked by the Policia?

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

Ralph has zero leverage. If he gets kicked off of Cozy, he loses his ability to make money. It there any place he can continue to stream?

He could release revenge porn because those two flaming-faggots have certainly bumped uglies before.

 

[TJBirish]

If Ralph is booted from powerchat then he doesn’t have to keep giving 48% of his donos to pay off his Stripe loan and to Nick. Burning it all to the ground and not having to pay back the thousands he still owes to stripe loans is a W to Ralph. It was stripe’s fault for being the only western financial institution dumb enough to still extend Gunt any credit.

How does Ralph get out of his stripe loan?

Other than default.

 

[break these cuffs]

Ethan Ralph is a modern reality.

No more black ops, no more off the books Spanish hitmen, no more calling in the British Commandos.

America has a new weapon, a new type of gun for the non-linear warfare era.

A fat, drunk, pig junkie.

Bravo!

This, but unironically. The Ralphamale is the absolute undisputed king of bridge burning. Given the latest failed attack on the Crimean bridge, I expect the DoD is frantically trying to get in touch with Ralph with the offer of a fat government contract to teach the Ukrainians everything he knows about destroying bridges.

Of course we all know that relationship will go tits up when Hunter jacks his xannies or pays the girl Ralph likes to give him a blumpkin.

 

[bile demon]

official statement from ethan ralph janny

For once, a janny has earned his pay.

 

[break these cuffs]

How does Ralph get out of his stripe loan?

Other than default.

Ralpha logic states that since he no longer has powerchat, which paid him through stripe, he can just burn the stripe bridge as well. Another yuge W!

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

All I did was go to bed and wake up and it's all over but for the next arc.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

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For once, a janny has earned his pay.

And to think he almost peacefully withdrew and flew back home without incident.

 

[SenutiSolidus]

All I did was go to bed and wake up and it's all over but for the next arc.

The Punished Gunt arc

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

The Gunt Withdrawals arc is going to be a lot of fun

You mean the withdrawal that we all go through after Ralph fucking dies?

 

[FinnSven]

Unless, of course, it were to be officially documented in advance that Ethan Oliver Ralph had tragically died. Can you deny a platform or point fingers to a man already departed?

A beautifully executed 4D chess move in the Ralphamale's game of thrones.

From what we have seen, Ralph is the winner in the game of Floppy Wieners.

 

[Victim2988]

You mean the withdrawal that we all go through after Ralph fucking dies?

Ralph dying would be a terrible blow for the Farms, worse than the #dropkiwifarms offensive. Ragepig is the main creator of lore and entertainment for the farmers since the day of the Corn.
Ralph killing himself would actually be a big L for Null. It's difficult to find somebody at this level of lolcowness to fill the void.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

How does Ralph get out of his stripe loan?

Other than default.

They were getting payments by taking 20% of his powerchat donos. No donos, no loan payments. He’d have to be a good boy and wire them the remaining balance to pay it off, which is not a very Ralphamale move.

Ralpha logic states that since he no longer has powerchat, which paid him through stripe, he can just burn the stripe bridge as well. Another yuge W!

Ralph absolutely takes this as a W. He will scurry around for another way to get donations and think keeping a few thousand, but being forever banned from stripe processing, is a win.

I hope whatever way he set up his powerchat account didn’t involve May because if it did they will go after her for it.

Either way Ralph don’t care. Any person or company dumb enough to loan Ralph money gets what they deserve.

 

[MadStan]

Nick has a bad case of Swine-Flu.

 

[SenutiSolidus]

Did we get anything on a Rekieta “interview” with Ralph last night or did Rackets not respond?

 

[Sniperwoof]

The Punished Gunt arc

A grifter denied his income.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Nulls prophecy of Meigh starting the year unmarried and ending the year unmarried moves apace. Will the horse really put up with the rage pig now that he doesn't have a platform and monetary stream? I figured the Mexico arc would have done the marriage in, but I guess e-fame and spite kept things going, even if estranged.

Now? I wonder!

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

They were getting payments by taking 20% of his powerchat donos. No donos, no loan payments. He’d have to be a good boy and wire them the remaining balance to pay it off, which is not a very Ralphamale move.

I would imagine the contract includes clauses for these sorts of eventualities, that being - if you close your account, you are still on the hook, or if your account is closed by the owner you are also still on the hook.

If they haven't put these in place, they deserve to be robbed blind by the Ralphamale.

Imagine though this is potentially just another lengthy lawsuit arc in progress...

Unless he intentionally defaults, which is funny because it proves the validity of his credit score.

 

[break these cuffs]

I hope whatever way he set up his powerchat account didn’t involve May because if it did they will go after her for it.

I hope it did because Meigh is as horrible of a person as she is stupid. Feet will just pay it off anyway. It's no hair off her ass, but it will be another situation where daddy has to bail her out because she is a complete and total fuckup.

Unless he intentionally defaults, which is funny because it proves the validity of his credit score.

When has he not defaulted? Not paying has been the status quo for what, a decade at this point?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Mattafact I didn't receive anything on my Mexican phone but he was being condescending asking me not to arrive fucked up if you wanna know the truth about it.


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Potential Ragepig, Rackets, Dick crossover



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