Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

[Et Tu Guntus?]

If you're on either team you're a dumb faggot.

I have depicted you, the Eternal Fencesitter, as a soyjak.

Please respond in kind to avoid being declared coaly and btfo

 

[Elmo]

So it's safe to say that Rosy isn't Cozy anymore?

It's Rumble Rozy now. Or Kick Rozy, considering he's already done that.

 

[Burnt Hog Smell]

I just hope the universe hasn't stapled the "an hero" moment on Ralph's lard-vase.
The Gunt is absolutely destroyed, both emotionally and physically. I'm just here waiting for the Guntfall, I just hope he gets back up when it happens.

 

[Anonanon]

I came to the realization that Nick has a deep fear of the RALPHAmale. He let Ralph completely marry his brand despite knowing he has a black belt in blackmail from master Milo. Why subject yourself to such a bad parasocial relationship? Why defend him almost militantly from internet drama to domestic squabbles? Why praise him in public while kvetching about him to groypers privately? Because the RALPHAmale will bitch slap him if steps out of line like we just witnessed. Hell nick is such a bitch they might even kiss and make up .

 

[Et Tu Guntus?]

Why subject yourself to such a bad parasocial relationship?

>parasocial
No, it's just a regular social relationship.

You should at least attempt to use buzzwords correctly.

 

[Love Machine]

Rekeita is a fucking idiot if he is going to bat for ralph again.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I have depicted you, the Eternal Fencesitter, as a soyjak.
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Please respond in kind to avoid being declared coaly and btfo

It's possible to enjoy Ralph making a fool of himself without licking gunt crease you dumb faggot

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Given all of this I think the only way he can have a streaming career going forward is to live out his dream and suck black penis over on Chaturbate. He can even make the man humiliate and beat him while saying "nigger" and "faggot"

 

[Procrastinhater]

Fuck yeah. About time the Ralphamale stopped playing nice with these pedoshielding fucks.
Cozy is a dead platform anyway.
They had no idea who they were fucking with.
NO HALF MEASURES BISH
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO!

 

[MrReeShopper]

>The audio complaint in the middle of the antisemitism

lol


He had to follow in Daddy Hitlers goosesteps by having a Goering of his very own



Ralph somehow has managed to eek out an existence despite being a walking continual implosion, if anything, his content has been stale for awhile, and this could be the spark that lights the dumpster firestorm.

As impossible as it probably is, it would be really funny to see him make amends with PPP and Warski go on Kino Casino and just rip on AF.

I don't think Ralph has been ekeing out anything. He's been spending on booze and drugs like he still has a reasonable income.

At this stage, it's more like he's ooked himself out of existence.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Rekeita is a fucking idiot if he is going to bat for ralph again.

Ftfy.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

React to this post with Autistic if you are Team Gunt, react with Islamic Content if you are Team Pedophile

I am the LOLrax. I speak for the sneeds.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Ordinarily I'd say no one after this point would be dumb enough to throw Ralph a line or try to help him after he doxxed everyone in the last group to slight him but considering most everyone involved in this circle has proven themselves to be a massive retard Rekeita and Masterson will probably try to keep Ralph's career on life support.

You know Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms era and was like killing or fucking over every single person he served under? It's like that, except with Ralph and the most banal comments. Corn Harvest. Please be sober. Don't fuck a pig - Whatever, these are all things that instantly cause the RALPHAMALE to ruin everything around him.

No one likes traitors and backstabbers. You can't hop from one team to another because it follows you for life. Honestly, if Rekeita goes for bat, it says more about him than Ralph in terms of judgment and mental prowess.

 

[trash cat]

As much as I dislike Ralph, the hypocritical coomer incels at AF are far worse. Don't even get me started on Nick Rekieta, and his merry band of cuck defenders. All these people are D or F tier come to think of it.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

As impossible as it probably is, it would be really funny to see him make amends with PPP and Warski go on Kino Casino and just rip on AF.

It's likely that ppp would suck Ralph off for the opportunity (remember when he tried to get Ralph to invite him to Ralphamania), and Warski would do anything for drugs money. Don't know if Ralph's current hatred of Fuentes is strong enough to overcome his hatred of those two though, probably not.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Fuck yeah. About time the Ralphamale stopped playing nice with these pedoshielding fucks.
Cozy is a dead platform anyway.
They had no idea who they were fucking with.
NO HALF MEASURES BISH
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO!

It's a shame that Ralph thought pedoshielding was fine, if the pedo helped get his Twitter account back.

They all deserve the rope... However, I don't want anyone to put Ralph out his suffering, it's too funny.

 

[Dan of Steel]

I've been Team Gunt for quite a while and would probably go full Gunt Guard if he got and stayed sober. Ralph's an asshole but let's remember who is against him.
PPP, Warski, America First, Podawful, Kinochet, Xanny Berries, the Vickers. I'm sure I'm forgetting some forgettable faggots but still, I hate every individual on that small list significantly more than Ralph. Combined, their collective faggotry is enough to drive any honest person to at least a more neutral position on the fatman.

And the people that have gone full circle to being unironic Ralphamales are mongrels like Gahoole, Daiymo, and EsoShaggy. Why do you need to suck off an E-Daddy?

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

Truly a timeless parable.

 

[Procrastinhater]

In all seriousness, Ralph is without a doubt one of the most despicable people I've ever seen, he's a loud, drunken, vindictive White Trash shitbag, which means to have people thinking worse of you than him, you're really something else.
That's Faggy Nick Fuentes and his Groypers.
They're absolute bottom barrel scum masquerading as a political movement, and they're too fucking stupid to read the signs that their own Catboy Fuhrer sold them out to save his own ass and that AF is now little more than a containment bin/honeypot for the Feds to keep tabs on "people of interest."
Once again, as with Vickers, I find myself in bemused disgust that there are actually people low enough and scummy enough to make me feel like supporting Ralph is the less scummy option (In a theoretical exercise, in practicality its just funny to watch them both burn) but here we are.
For all his faults Ralph has never tried to hide what he is.
AF are fucking scum.
They deserve Ralph.
It was inevitable that at some point this would happen, I just didn't quite expect it to go this hard, this fast.
Gotta give it to the Gunt, when he burns a bridge he doesn't hold anything back.
With his recent suicide baiting it makes me wonder wether Ralph is burning it all down because he has nothing to lose and isn't planning to be around to deal with it, or (and this could be somehow funnier) Ralph doesn't wake up in a few hours from a Benzo coma with no memory of whats happened wondering how he managed to make everything even worse.
Never change Ralph.
I'm gonna miss this fat sack of shit when he's gone.
The man is Chaos personified.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Rekieta needs Ralph's craziness even if or especially if it involves Ralph snaking yet again giving Rackets something to talk about other than his recent coomer arc and the fallout from it. Masterson is so low on relevance he is streaming with Vito. The two of them probably see this as a gift from god cause a lot of people will just click on streams involving Ralph for the potential trashfire.

YEW NEVAH KNOW WUTS GONNA HAPPEN ON THA KEELSTREAM BABBEEEE