Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

[zyclonPD]

Ethan Ralph's impulsive need to bridge burn never ceases to be a never ending well of entertainment.

Ralph had to rebuild bridges just so he could burn more.

Its honestly weird to hear Ralph talk about making his show interesting again. All I can say is good luck Ralph. Find a decent pair of cohosts that recreate The synergy you had with zidan and gator and that's possible.

I'm not going to join you on that venture. You lost me when you doxed lord akira. You doxed your paying fans over trivial emotional shit and thought you'd keep fans because of it. If you ever have to beg and apologize for anything its that. You owe your former fans an apology. You live on our charity in exchange for entertainment. Don't think you are more important than the fans. You are nothing without them. If these years haven't taught you that don't bother revitalizing your show, go get a job. You owe fans everything because without them you HAVE to work a real job. If you manage to delude enough of these bored fucks to crawl back to your show don't burn that bridge again. You'll be lucky to get the second chance. You won't get a third.

 

[Meiwaku]

This harvest has already ended a global famine and it's not even over yet. If Ethan mildly even gets his shit back together to just host the Killsneed and has a comeback arc, he will be feeding millions

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I’m going to have to catch up. Leave the Internet for a few hours and the Dimensional Merge shifts yet again. This is, unbelievably, enjoyable to listen to, even if it falls apart all like a rusty tricycle within days.

 

[Garlic Salt]

A watched pot never boils. But we are all watching this pot of amazing content and it will end up boiling over once Ralph gets too comfy. There will be much kino.

 

[Sinbad the Sailor]

It's not gonna last and Ralph is gonna fuck it up but, all the same, I wish him luck in trying to get the killstream back to its glory days. The stream today was fun and I'd like to see more in the same vein. The online sphere/sektur/whatever you want to call it has been fucking dire in the past 2/3 years and any change is welcome change, especially if it means getting closer to the old show, which I remember being good.

Does that mean I suddenly think Ralph is a good person and I'm ready to guard the gunt and sweep his chat? Fuck no. But if he puts on an entertaining show, I'll watch it.

In fact, I'll go further and say that the opposite mindset of trying to force WWE-esque babyface morality narratives into online content is part of what soured the milk and why the "sektur" has been so fucking miserable to watch. In the same way that just because John Cena is a good guy who respects the troops or whatever doesn't actually translate to him being able to win in a real fight, I don't see the point in pretending that Ralph being a shitbag means a good show isn't a good show.

Case in point: the numerous attempts at the "Mundane Matt redemption arc". Matt Jarbo is probably an okay guy, he seems a lot less online these days and he works a real job and is in his kid's lives, good for him, unironically. He is probably a better person than Ethan Ralph. That seemed to be the sole reasoning behind pushing him. But, no matter how nice a guy he is, there is one thing he never will be and that is entertaining. Yet, there was a time where every few months or so, some E-celeb would try and dig up that boulder and try to "redemption arc" Matt again. It failed every time, because no sane person on Earth can ever be entertained by Mundane Matt.

But, despite it always failing, it was always tried. I think the reason for this was trying to force a morality-centred mindset into what is ultimately mindless, ghoulish, trashy entertainment. It'd be just as gay and retarded if after the Chris-chan arrest people tried resuscitating the stand-up comedy career of Anthony Logatto every 6 months, even after it bombed every set.

Look, I just want my online trash TV to be more Jerry Springer than gay soap opera and so I'll hold out hope that I can have another good stream to watch. Good luck Ralph, with your brain chemistry you'll fucking need it.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

After reading this thread, and between this and the suicide baiting a few days ago, I've come to the conclusion that Ralph only feels alive when he embarks on a jihad against his latest enemy.

 

[thhrang]

 

[Lidl Drip]

Whenever stuff like this happens it really highlights how many users of this site are seriously autistic and don't understand the difference between supporting funny content and supporting Ralph.

 

['Jakkin' It In San Diego]

 

[Boss Hawg]

This isn't a "AF Civil War". This the War of Ralphaindependence or the War of Faguentes Aggression.

 

[MadStan]

Ralph like a good nigga plays his rap music, forgets he has a wife and kid and forgets he’s got another kid and whines about being discriminated against. Oh yeah and asks for handouts to keep up his drug and food habit.

And he shows off his gold ring. And also like a good nigga he is in and out of court all the time. And he doesn’t have a car that’s always being repod or “in the shop”.

His life is a black face.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

WTF, I love Ethan now!

 

[SenutiSolidus]

WTF, I love Ethan now!

for me I used to love the Ralph Retort and was incredibly frustrated as it went to shit so yes I would love for Ralph to bring it back to its past glory.

 

[Got Milk!]

I don't use rumble, and apparently I can only go back 4 hours on live. Will I be able to listen to nulls segment tomorrow (or whenever Ralph finally passes out) and/or can someone post the null segment here?

 

[Fungible penis]

As a keen observer of patterns, I'm interested to see how soon this artificial extension of an apparent W will lead to the inevitable crushing L.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

killstream back to its glory days.

Won’t happen. Scheduling people takes effort; this is a flash in the pan because of the drama.

Am happy to be wrong, as I often am.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

There’s no way we can keep getting this milk, but I am hopeful to see Nick have a huge meltdown.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan is livestreaming groyper executions right now, brutal.

 

[Finger Pistols]

This harvest has already ended a global famine and it's not even over yet. If Ethan mildly even gets his shit back together to just host the Killsneed and has a comeback arc, he will be feeding millions

I just think that he'll eventually fuck up. Even if he gets his show back together he still has all those legal issues with the Vickers and the two child support cases. I am going to be genuinely impressed if he can turn his life back around before he puts a hoof in the grave. I don't think he will and even if he did, it doesn't erase all the damage that he has done over the years. But I am happy to eat crow if the hog gets his shit together. But at least he will keep producing corn for the harvest since he's Ethan Oliver Ralph, the rage hog and he will inevitably do something retarded.

 

[Sammich]

I don't use rumble, and apparently I can only go back 4 hours on live. Will I be able to listen to nulls segment tomorrow (or whenever Ralph finally passes out) and/or can someone post the null segment here?

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I watch a guy that normally streams 6-7 hours or so. he ends around midnight and the next day it's always the full stream up and processed. NOt sure how long it takes, but chances are by morning it will be up in full.