Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 14.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 107 25.1%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.5%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 172 40.3%
  • Total voters
    427
AnOminous said:
His drug-addled alcohol-pickled brain probably doesn't even remember how many times Ralph called his wife a cocksucking whore who has soul trains run on her
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Well, he does like to say that truth is an absolute defense...
Captain Manning said:
In all honesty, I still think Nick's Donga interview was actually really good. So I can't agree he's never done a good interview.
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Donga was funny, that pasty weird guy with the shoe on his counter was pretty great, and even his Scott Macleod was seriously entertaining, if only because the man was both utterly full of himself and dumb enough to throw himself on the chopping block. The sheer spectacle of Nick drunk out of his gourd, red in the face screaming, yet still easily arguing circles around the guy, was absolute kino.
His hostile interviews are where he shines as an entertainer. Nick is at his best when he gets people on with stupid ideas that he can beat them over the head with and egos too big to stop them from easily backing down and leaving the stream. Unfortunately these days he's more interested in circlejerking with people who affirm his poor life choices than finding new idiots to monetize on livestream. Then again, who knows if his mental faculties are even still intact after all that late night boozing.
 
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Captain Manning said:
So the Ethan Ralph sektur is blowing up right now with news that there is a possible breakup in progress between Ralph and the other Nick (Fuentes). How is that relevant here? Well, given that Ralph made up with Rekieta prior to this, there's already jokes in KF chat that Ralph will be looking to attend Hedonism II with Rekieta.

May God have mercy on our souls if we have to gaze upon pics of Ralph's ass in the Jamaican sun as we did Rekieta's.
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i dont think ralphs current financial situation allows him to afford a trip to some orgy at a luxury swinger club resort
 
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DumbDude43 said:
i dont think ralphs current financial situation allows him to afford a trip to some orgy at a luxury swinger club resort
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Oh, I dunno. In return for some Pig Man Mongrel intra-racial action, our Big Black Bull could sort him out some cheap flights from his family and friends allocation.

Then, when he arrives at Hedonism II I'm sure Nick and Our Wife will be only too happy to extend the same courtesy to Ethan as they did to Camelot.

He can share the same bedroom so that Rekieta and Ralph can blow each other while they watch Gollum pull a train featuring Romaine, Ricardo, Omar and the rest of the Hedonism II Chapter of the SuperSmashBros
 
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ScamL Likely said:
That was the most limp-wristed mealy-mouthed bullshit ever with regards to whether or not he'll do a stream with Ralph. Just say yes or no like a man instead of all this indecisive passive aggressive tee hee tiddlywinks cuckery.
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Everybody here just needs to keep repeating that it's a really bad idea to get back into bed with Ralph, and Nick's legendary ego will kick in and he'll do the stream with Ralph.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Everybody here just needs to keep repeating that it's a really bad idea to get back into bed with Ralph, and Nick's legendary ego will kick in and he'll do the stream with Ralph.
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Oh yes. He DEFINITELY shouldn't make Ralph a co host for his degenerate Friday fuck fest. That would be terrible.
 
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feral cat #6385 said:
Oh yes. He DEFINITELY shouldn't make Ralph a co host for his degenerate Friday fuck fest. That would be terrible.
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I sure hope Ralph doesn't call Coomalot a cum guzzling faggot (and by extension Nick since he's also partaken in shirtless fightmilk) live on Nick's stream right before the Rumble split. That would be just the worst for Nick's street cred.
 
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the best part about it all, from the top down, is that almost none of these problems would exist for any of these people if they just stuck to being content creators, and stopped trying to be best internet fwends with everyone, and trusting them with retarded shit.

nick, you dumb faggot, if you do anything with ralph again you know he's going to hold it over you as much as he sub-humanly can. if you cast pearls before swine, you will only see them muddied.
 
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Nick talking about the Locals G(r)ift again. Acting like it's some massively difficult and expensive thing to source. Anyone who still buys his bullshit is irredeemably retarded. Nevermind the car, the vacations, the fact that this was a promise he made to his paypigs, the fact that he's milked around $300k from just the first 5k subscriptions alone.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. This was the easiest thing possible for him to get done. Even if he didn't want to cheap out he could have had custom whiskey glasses with his logo on it made for relatively cheap. The website below offers this service and you get a 50% discount if you buy a minimum of 100 of them. If he came to them and said "Hey I need 5,000" they'd probably go even lower. The company could have had individualized coupon codes created that Nick could have then emailed out. There were just so any ways to tackle this in a very short period of time by engaging companies that are already literally built for it. I think every one of his paypigs would have loved a RekietaLaw whiskey glass and he would have gotten zero pushback.


 
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sneedem&feedem said:
Will Nick call the fatass out for attacking his income source?
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If he did, it wouldn't sit well with Masterson.

I'm not sure to what extent Nick is friends with Vito, but he's in super tight with Masterson, and Masterson is in super tight with Vito.

Either way you slice it, you're watching a house of cards being built here. I don't see a Masterson/Rekieta/Ralph/Vito alliance lasting. One or more of them will fuck shit up (and KF will laugh).
 
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